Jun 25 2008Steven Tyler loved by brides of Christ (And also Jugs McCleavageston here)
Steven Tyler (seen here with girlfriend Erin "Just want you to know I have breasts" Brady) reportedly stopped into a SoHo Starbucks yesterday and almost caused a sister of the church to strip off her habit, according to Page Six:
A witness reports a nun went "crazy" upon realizing that the man next to her in line was the Aerosmith frontman. According to our spy, the nun started jumping up and down and yelling to Tyler "Have a good day" and, "I can't believe that you are in my Starbucks."
I had no idea Jesus' brides were allowed to listen to Devil music and also drink non-blessed coffee. I'm sure they stir it with a crucifix, but what's next? Blogging? Sorry, but I'm not competing with Sister Big'uns Holy Cathedral of Boobies.com. Especially considering that was my original name for this site. The Superficial? What was I smoking...

Reader Comments
1. Ray - June 25, 2008 2:26 PM
FIRST
2. me - June 25, 2008 2:26 PM
ew... ick... ugh...
3. surlywench - June 25, 2008 2:29 PM
Someone tell S.Tyler he needs to give Paris Hilton back her legs.
4. veggi - June 25, 2008 2:29 PM
weekend at bernies.. ?
5. JonBenet Gesserit - June 25, 2008 2:30 PM
Steven Tyler is in your Starbucks,
making you feel all oogly.
-LOLnuns
oh, yeah, FRIST, sorry, almost forgot...
6. Deacon Jones - June 25, 2008 2:31 PM
@4 HA!
I expected he had better taste in women, even if he is 87
7. joan buyass - June 25, 2008 2:33 PM
Now that's a man's man
8. Juliana - June 25, 2008 2:35 PM
I love Steven Tyler and I would FUC%&$ยท him if he just crossed my path...
Oh! And I would gladly hurt all women near him in a heartbeat... ;)
9. Captain-Insano - June 25, 2008 2:39 PM
She's hot in a wholesome-at-the-same-time-slutty looking way. There is nothing wrong with walking around with your boobs-a-boucin' and a-swingin' ladies.
10. ph7 - June 25, 2008 2:40 PM
I love that dirty little groupie slut he's with. She'll do anything, I'm sure.
11. Jimbo - June 25, 2008 2:44 PM
@8
Hey Juliana
I kinda almost look like Steven and it's been a really long time since I took my two inch wonder for a spin. So would ya do me?
12. Deacon Jones - June 25, 2008 2:51 PM
@10
Of course, she has a permanent "Fuck me Face"
13. Cole - June 25, 2008 3:02 PM
http://nuns2day.wordpress.com/ is a nun who blogs and gave me some Catholicism tips on a main character in a series of novellas I'm finishing up. Sacriliscious.
14. Reginald RumpALot - June 25, 2008 3:05 PM
She looks like she needs her face glazed.
15. some regular - June 25, 2008 3:08 PM
I want to know what Deacon Jones looks like. Please describe.
16. Chupacabra - June 25, 2008 3:09 PM
Is that outfit really day-time or night-time? I mean, come on. Trying too hard, much?
17. havoc - June 25, 2008 3:14 PM
I got a feeling this guy would do a nun....no problem.
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18. Jimbo - June 25, 2008 3:18 PM
@11 You are pretty funny troll. You should not over exaggerate how big your dick is.
19. hot mess - June 25, 2008 3:19 PM
@12 Deacon Jones
Those are her tits.
20. Jimbo - June 25, 2008 3:23 PM
@12 Deacon, She looks like she has a mouth full of Steven's man jam when they took the picture..
21. Jimbo/Veggi/Frist!!! - June 25, 2008 3:27 PM
Just a reminder to all Trolls
8pm tonight
You know the chat room
22. sportsdvl - June 25, 2008 3:28 PM
Nothing wrong with her outfit at all. you should take the boobies out for some air every day. that's one of the things that make this country great!
oh, #1 - you are a douche
23. Deacon Jones - June 25, 2008 3:32 PM
@19 What do you mean? That theyre natural?
She definitely dabbles in some "ATM", Im sure some fellow porn hobbists know what this stands for?
24. havoc - June 25, 2008 3:33 PM
Yep, she's pretty hot and certainly no stranger to a healthy dose of baby batter.
Pick your orifice......
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25. Jimbo - June 25, 2008 3:34 PM
You know someone is going to ask what ATM mean!!
26. FRIST!!! - June 25, 2008 3:36 PM
#22 I like her outfit as well. I think I'm going to get me one just like it and wear it to work, maybe I will finally get a raise. Either that or fired. Or they might just give me the rest of the day off..
#21 WTC??? I was never informed of a chatroom..
27. FRIST!!! - June 25, 2008 3:49 PM
Oh, nevermind, duh I'm not a troll..
28. stillavirginbutobsurvent1 - June 25, 2008 3:53 PM
Just like so many other guys, once the deed is done he's not that into her as she is into him! Look how SHE is the one doing the holding and in one pik Steven looks like he's even pulling away!!! What is it guys? Is it just girly to be all affectionate or is Steven just with her for the sex?
29. huh - June 25, 2008 3:59 PM
Hey does anybody know what ATM mean?
30. NY Ted - June 25, 2008 4:01 PM
It just proves the theory...even if you're a homely looking skinny rake with no chin who abused himself as a heroin junkie and sings like a cat being skinned over a open fire...that as long as you have MONEY...you too can have big boobed bimbos around your arm!
31. mike - June 25, 2008 4:03 PM
@29, Yes, it means my Ass To your Mouth
32. carolina - June 25, 2008 4:09 PM
@31 So it means EATING ass? I thought atm meant the girl gets it in the back door and when the guys about to blow he pulls it out and loads it into her mouth. Which is it?
33. mike - June 25, 2008 4:19 PM
@32 Carolina, for #29, it means eating ass. For everyone else it means what you think it means..
34. mamadough - June 25, 2008 4:25 PM
if i was a nun, i would masterbate everyday, pretty much til the point where i couldn't walk....which i guess would make praying easier, right?
35. nerdkiller - June 25, 2008 4:38 PM
WTF is this jackass wearing?! I saw him at Sony Studios once and did a double take "woh it's Mick Jag... aw fuck its just that fucking douche". Aerosmith is for the dorky parents who didn't do coke and ludes in the 70s.
36. carolina - June 25, 2008 5:14 PM
Thanks Mike. Your sweet.
37. Deacon Jones - June 25, 2008 5:32 PM
ATM =Ass to Mouth - One of Max Hardcore's favorite moves...
38. pistola - June 25, 2008 5:45 PM
he is fucking amazing. there is nothing else to say about this man.
39. boo - June 25, 2008 5:56 PM
I think pretty much everyone who comes to this site can tell the difference between the regular posters and the troll(s).
40. Holly - June 25, 2008 6:00 PM
Hot pictures.
hmm i thought ATM meant at the moment
41. dave - June 25, 2008 6:03 PM
i dont see any JUGS, or CLEAVAGE, i see some skinny chick in a bad fitting pleather dress chain smoking. not cute.
42. Angry Lawyer - June 25, 2008 6:19 PM
What a little twerp he is...I mean, her left can probably weighs more than he does. Mmm...cans.
43. Buzzy - June 25, 2008 6:19 PM
What is Sigourney Weaver doing with that skinny broad, anyway?
44. LL - June 25, 2008 6:47 PM
He's gross. He's always been kinda gross, but now he's old and gross.
45. WTF - June 25, 2008 7:22 PM
He still stuffs a sock in his pants! Does he really think that anyone over 9 doesn't know. What a dipshit!!!
46. Spiraticus - June 25, 2008 8:25 PM
Gross, lol at the weekend at Bernie's comment.
47. Spiraticus - June 25, 2008 8:25 PM
Gross, lol at the weekend at Bernie's comment.
48. Hamper Lint - June 25, 2008 10:08 PM
I'd fuck him ...
49. mona rodriguez - June 25, 2008 11:41 PM
I love Steven and as long as this girl is good for him and makes him happy shes ok to me. And to all the hateful ,disrespectful people get a life and if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. I love you Steven and you look so good. I pray for you everynight. God Bless you and your family.
50. snarkymalarky - June 26, 2008 3:10 AM
Come on, everyone knows this...ATM means automatic teller machine
Ok, just kidding, I do know the sexual definition. What movie was ATM mentioned in? Wasn't it some Jay & Silent Bob movie? Thats where I got learn-d.
51. linda - June 26, 2008 3:17 AM
i heard about that they knew each other through sugarmommymatch d o t co m! you also can find wealthy and mature wamen on it!
52. jess fra - June 26, 2008 5:40 AM
strange about the nun. Sounds like Idolatry, which i think is against one of the commandments or something. Maybe not a commandment, but worshipping anything other than God, including rockstars, is at the very least frowned upon in the church.
53. jess fra - June 26, 2008 5:40 AM
strange about the nun. Sounds like Idolatry, which i think is against one of the commandments or something. Maybe not a commandment, but worshipping anything other than God, including rockstars, is at the very least frowned upon in the church.
54. Kim Lardassian - June 26, 2008 9:15 AM
Hmmmm I wonder why the average looking younger woman with fake boobs is dating the ugly wrinkly old millionaire and hanging her tits out for view? Well I won't have to think too long about that little poser.
55. gerard Vandenberg - June 26, 2008 10:11 AM
I'm curious: WHEN IS HE TELLING THE WORLD HE SUFFERS FROM AIDS?
56. roop - June 26, 2008 11:57 AM
@49: more offended with the way people talk about Steven Tyler but not of the way Nuns are depicted in the post as "brides of Christ". Topped off with a "God bless you" of all things! Oi Vey!
57. chris - June 26, 2008 1:03 PM
steve tyler is GAY
58. Lori - June 26, 2008 2:55 PM
Yum, Steven Tyler still looks good. If he was in my bed I would not sleep in the bathtub. At the same age, he looked so much better than this boring woman dressed with a trash plastic bag. And she smokes while walking, that's disgusting.
59. JustMe - June 26, 2008 3:59 PM
Steven, Steven, Steven... you're looking like an idiot.
60. steven tyler - June 26, 2008 8:44 PM
I wouldn't mind being him for a year. (Steven, not JustMe... cause nobody wants to be JustMe)
61. Mr Tyler - June 26, 2008 8:49 PM
Lori, can I have ur email address? let's hook up. And don't talk about my girl like that.. she's not bad.. she pretty cute actually.
And yeah smoking is bad i know, but f&ck don't have to call it disgusting.
Live and let live Im tellin ya...
Now you wanna hook up or what?
Steve out.
62. mz.understood - June 26, 2008 10:55 PM
Her dress looks like an old halloween witch costume with that ragged hem. Someone who I know met her, said she was a bitch. I don't see the attraction, she's very manly..maybe that's why she feels the need to expose her breasts like that...yeah whatever. = \
63. TapThatAss - June 27, 2008 3:11 AM
Damn, Steven's so fucking hot. I'd tap that ass...
64. bb1297 - June 28, 2008 11:09 AM
Anyone else think that his girlfriend looks like Liv?
Dating your daughter's still frowned upon, right?
65. Mutton Chop - June 29, 2008 6:37 PM
Ummmm, he's way overrated these days. Looks pretty stupid too.
66. some girls - June 29, 2008 6:41 PM
HEY!!! #51!!! LINDA - are YOU one of those mature but stupid fucking WAMEN at superfuckingsugarmommymatch d o t co m????????? How much to you make, 15 cents an hour???
67. monaco_boy - July 3, 2008 5:36 AM
steve tyler looks like a real twat
68. douchebag Mcgee - July 3, 2008 7:09 PM
wow I had no idea women were still attracted to Steven Tyler after the 1980's :/
Learn something new everyday.