Jun 19 2008Steve Guttenberg still alive, also a dick

That's too funny to be real.

Whoa, someone Shorted a Circuit.

people should do that more often to the paps. fucking vultures.....:)

i heard he's gonna be the new Spider Man

He looks like he's in great shape at least.

that cant be Mahoney

i hope he had that black guy that does the sound effects with him at the time. POW! BANG! BOOM!

Ha ha ha . . dickwad should be over joyed that he was even recognized . . .

Another crack in the ol' Winess Protection Program armor...

Another crack in the ol' Witness Protection Program armor...

Since the liberals in this country dont want to let us drill for oil until their socialist boy Osama is elected President, all while blaming Bush for the high gas prices and the economic downturn because of the housing crisis which resulted from stupid liberals taking out bigger loans then they knew they could afford because they were trying to be the capitalists they so deeply resent, we should take Gutenberg, Nick Nolte, Sly Stallone, Clemens, and Bonds, kill them, slice them open,and we probably find enough energy inside them to light up the USA for quite some time.

Dammit... double posted because of a missing T... I guess that makes this a three peat...

He's a character actor.. He's just preparing for his role as a battering husband in an upcoming original Lifetime Movie. Hey, work is work, right?

God, I'd love to bend him over like an altar boy....

The 'roids, they're crazy-making.

Seriously, you'd think he'd be glad that someone actually a) recognized him and b) gave enough of a shit to take pics. I do want someone to give him an umbrella so we can see a Brit-style beat-down of the paps, though.

#11, I am going to drink a 40 of malt liquer in your honor!

The liberals would rather starve poor kids by making us use corn for fuel (which is proven to be worse than gasoline) than food to feed starving kids. But hey, as long as you hate Bush you can never be wrong.

If those are the only pics, it looks like there might have been only 2 photographers, or sets of photographers. And who knows how obnoxious they were to him. This isn't the first time a male celeb has threatened fisticuffs to those paps; heck, even the female celebs are getting in on that pap-beatdown action. However, most of the recent pap-abusers weren't quite as 'has been' as Gutenberg. But I suspect he'll get some offers off this publicity. Might be wrong, but I get some weird feeling it could happen.

And I saw him in a plastic surgery blog recently, but it's pretty obvious his face isn't botox'd LOL

If those are the only pics, it looks like there might have been only 2 photographers, or sets of photographers. And who knows how obnoxious they were to him. This isn't the first time a male celeb has threatened fisticuffs to those paps; heck, even the female celebs are getting in on that pap-beatdown action. However, most of the recent pap-abusers weren't quite as 'has been' as Gutenberg. But I suspect he'll get some offers off this publicity. Might be wrong, but I get some weird feeling it could happen. I just hope he's not one of those dreadful manic/depressives or explosive anger nuts with anyone other than paps.

And I saw him in a plastic surgery blog recently, but it's pretty obvious his face isn't botox'd LOL

That is some good technique on the finger. I think he has been practicing..

Easily one of the top ten least talented people in "entertainment"........

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These pics are staged.

No one gets that pissed but remains standing in the same location and strikes that many poses.

Look at the 7th one, he's touching the camera, not even trying to rip it out of the dudes hand.

Nice acting Mahoney! When's Coccoon III coming out???

And FISH-GUTZ knows a DICK when he sees one!

Staged!

I wonder what the the paps said to him to get him that angry.

Hey this was the very polite and courteous gentleman who was on Dancing With the Stars.
My hunch is that he is simply goofing around.
(OTOH He was on Kimmel and it was mentioned that he once went on a blind date with one of Kimmel's staffers years ago and made her pay her dinner bill)

C'mon, it's far more fun to pretend that these are real...

WHY would the paps even approach this guy? he has been "famous" (and I smile when I use that word) in 20yrs!

@25

Well, he IS Jewish.....

Guess he is reminding us how many hit movies he was in.

this IS to fucking funny. asshole acting like he matters. he's just a washed-up has been that looks like snorted way to many pixie sticks!

you are correct #16, we would rather starve kids and burn their bodies for fuel. If you can't afford food you simply should not be alive. Fewer people means less energy consumption which in turn means less demand and priced will go down organically, not do to some stupid government intervention.

1. ramalamadingdong if you are reading this site, you should never call paparazzi vultures. without paparazi this site doesn't exist. Infact to get right to the core, if people like you and I didnt come to these sites or buy the magazines then the paparazi wouldn't make money on the pics and thusly wouldn't harras the celebs to take them.
So in conclusion, you and I are the reason the celebs get harrased. For the record I am fine with it.

2. to the nitwit republicans trying to blame democrats for the oil problems. 7 out of 9 justices on the supreme court are republican. 28 out of the last 40 years there has been a republican presidents. from 94 to 06 congress was both houses republican. That means from 2000-2006 republicans had both houses, the supreme court, and the president. Are you still seriously trying to blame liberals for anything. They haven't been in control of anything. This drumbeat is old. Wake up.

Steve,

Never lose your cool in front of the cameras. People like Fish are
going to use it against you. The gossip columnists will do everything
to discredit the famous and newsworthy There's absolute no reason to
give them that satisfaction. As displayed in numerous role in movies,
you have a unqiue talent to find the humor in any character, so chin
up: You're the winner when you rise above it all. Also...

Never pretend to hit someone with a camera. That sort of thing is just
going to hurt you in the end. The funny, lighthearted guy image we're used
to is shattered by these pics. I would suggest anger management or yoga to
let the inner peace manifest itself, letting you deal with the situations that
you would normally react to in a bad way. Remember: Don't let them get you
down. Stay strong outside AND inside. Much love and admiration.

- Randal

^ - ^

He's just mad because nobody has asked him to appear on WEEDS, yet.

He showed the brown spots on his FINGER to the photographer!!

"OTOH He was on Kimmel and it was mentioned that he once went on a blind date with one of Kimmel's staffers years ago and made her pay her dinner bill"

Good. 'Bout time equal rights caught up and the thinly-veiled prostitution ring known as 'dating' got busted up. That doesn't make him a dick, it makes him a trailblazer and a hero.

I'm not sure if you're smoking crack, or just fucking stupid.

These are staged photos. Who knows why, but it's pretty damned clear they are staged and he is posing.

.......But I'm sure that won't stop the next 100 comments from saying gaytastic shit like "Omg, what a freak" or "wowzers, Scooby, this guy should be happy someone recognized him."

Fucking tards. And Randal, I usually can hack your annoying shit, but even you are being fucking stupid.

NO DISASSEMBLE STEPHANIE!!!!

yea it's rather obvious these are staged. For christ's sake, he's smiling at one of the guy's cameras.

carrottop needs to kick his ass.

This has Ashton Kutcher written all over it.

This looks fake and posed. I would think he would love this attention at this point being a D lister now and all.

Maybe he was listening to ICP on his Ipod. They always make ME feel homicidal..

Look like he was *trying* to be whimsical and impromptu. Oops.

Even his fake acting is un convincing.

Even his fake acting is unconvincing.

There's nothing quite as amusing as a jew trying to butch up.

It's depressing to me that some of you guys apparently live in a world in which this is not totally awesome.

Go Steve!

jews do not age well.

You know how when you get into a fight (or fantasize about getting into one), in your mind you look like Bruce Lee or Rocky Balboa. In reality, you look like this idiot. He reminds me of every douchebag who ever started a bar fight because some "stole" the bar stool he left 45 minutes ago.

On his sleeveless t-shirt:

"Check out the guns, dude! That's right, I've bee lifting weights for two weeks...Tw weeks! Step out of the car and I'll show you what they can do!!!"

lmfao.

anyone thinking that's steve legitimately angry is out of their minds.

Bush took a $450 Billion surplus and lead us into bankruptsy and disrespect all around the world. We spy on Americans on the phone, computer, cameras are everywhere. We send our boys into harm's way withour any intelligent logistics (actually lack of compassion for the Poo-uhr who do the killing or fighting), the rise of mercenaries who disrespect our soldiers (if I was a general I would open fire on them), housing crisis, insanely high oil prices with an energy administration, we are the only properous nation on earth without universal health care.
As a leader for the next election all the Repubs. can offer is one of the Keating 5 - a crook! An old man! He says he knows nothing about E C O N O M I C S!!!

What the fuck?

America has 21 Billion proven barrels of oil reserves in Alaska and offshore. It will take 5 years to reach the pump for the offshore and 10 for Alaska. This is enough gas for

21 B ? 24 M = less than 1000 days. Less than 3 years for us here is the states.

Is it worth fucking up more earth for less than 3 years worth of oil?

Oh and the heavy oil 800B. barrels will be so expensive to create that it will be off the scale in price for us. I am not saying we shouldn't produce that though.

You people are so fuckikng ignorant that it would be a joke if it were funny but it is not. What we face in the frighteningly near future is indeed bleak.

Brace yourselves. It's gonna get uglier as time progresses.

PEAK OIL

This is why I think this is fake:

1) The pictures are perfectly focused and centered as to what he was doing leaving me to believe they are posed!

2.) In the pic where Guttenburg is grabbing the camera his face looks as if he is straining but his toned arm does not look flexed in the slightest.

3.) The camera guys fingers are not locked around that camera. They are losely holding it. So he obviously isn't trying real hard to get that camera out of his hand.

4.) If there was a video camera present. Why is there no video posted. Only Still Shots! Make sense! You can pose for pics but to make a video look real is alot more work.

I wanna see the footage on the camera!!!!!!

Why are idiots bringing up random political rhetoric to a Steve Guttenberg thread? REALLY? Is it because they're afraid to post their ranting on an ACTUAL political forum, where they would risk having their nonsensical b.s. picked apart by people who actually KNOW politics? Bravo to you! You've done your party proud!

Now, pardon me while I go visit Daily KOS and post an observation on Kim Kardashian's giant ass implants.

...let's fuck the country up and blame it all on liberals (root word - liberty).

I interviewed Steve in '02 about a movie he made and he was such a complete jerk that i ended up just writing the article about how much of a jerk he was.

Rod Rage!

To # 11 : Go suck a dick !!

I met him in 2001 at a club in Tampa. He is such a jerk in real life and thinks he is a freaking GOD. If anyone actually watched him on dancing with the stars...he was putting on a TOTALLY fake act. He is NOTHING like that in person.

HE'S LISTENING TO SLIPKNOT! THATS WHY HE'S FLIPPING OUT!

he's just kidding!!!

Is there video of it? It seems like because in one of the pictures he's looking directly into a video camera, that there would be video of this incident. It also completely looks like he's just fucking around with the paps, which is why they probably didn't release the video.

Yeah, I think these things definitely look staged...seems more like he's just clowning around. The photos where he's punching or grabbing the camera aren't blurred or slanted, everything is centered. There's another one out there of him grabbing the camera with both hands and if you look at his face he looks like he's trying to keep from cracking up. From what I remember about Guttenberg in interviews I've seen him do he's got a pretty mild personality so I wouldn't doubt he and the paps just decided to put this stuff out to get a rise out of people for kicks and maybe to get Guttenberg some press.

As for roiding out, he's no bigger in these photos than he was when he did "Police Academy".

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG those are too freakin hilarious!

haha what a douche, he's lucky anybody knows who he is anymore. he looks about as threatening as my baby nephew

He's playing with the paps. Those pictures are all fun & games.

What's even more pathetic is that somebody recognized him and took pictures

Hey #28
Have to respond to a responder.
Thank you for adding something humorous to my reply
(about him being Jewish and making his blind date go Dutch)

Paparazzis need to eat shit and die, althought they don't need to follow that precise order. Way to go, Mahoney!

Clean the planet, one paparazzo at a time.

#20
definitely - as well as the top contender to win Most Fame For Absolutely No Reason award, even eclipsing Zsa Zsa Gabor, with honorable mentions Pauly Shore, Jessica Simpons' sister (..not to mention her.. what the fuck has she ever done herself again??) and the spencer guy this site keeps promoting

#37
lol

HGH is not a roid you dumbass Fish. Testosterone is a roid, HGH is human growth hormone. Big fucking difference. HGH makes you heal faster and if abused long enough will make your bones grow abnormally large. Won't make you into a raving lunatic like roids.

Notice how he gives the east coast-style full finger rather than the lame west coast-style half-finger. He fully retracts the surrounding fingers. Those douchebags on the west coast leave the surrounding fingers half-bent.

Notice how he gives the east coast-style full finger rather than the lame west coast-style half-finger. He fully retracts the surrounding fingers. Those douchebags on the west coast leave the surrounding fingers half-bent.

Funny, I haven't though about Steve in years, but now that I see this? He's my HERO. The only thing that could have elevated him more in my book is if his fist actually made contact with their camera lens and/or face. Pathetic, scumbag, maggot, vultures.

#76 "The only thing that could have elevated him more in my book is if his fist actually made contact with their camera lens and/or face. Pathetic, scumbag, maggot, vultures."

And yet, here you are. Looking at the vulture's photos. Hmmm....

i want another police academy!!! Fuck Reno 911. You can't beat the mahoney and that dude with the annoying voice.

http://www.bangbull.com/details/3112-523/My_girlfriend_is_a_GODDESS.html

The most amazing thing about this is all the people that actually care about this type of stuff. You guys are sad. Live life for gods sake!

All his movies suck and why they keep letting him make movies at all is beyond me.

I worked in the hotel where this JERK stayed while he filmed "big green" - he kept a huge stash of pot in the safe room - I wound up not even being able to go in there at all because of the stench - shoulda called the cops, but the bosses were too busy sucking up and threatened to fire anybody who pissed him off. He was rude and hateful to everybody unless he wanted something (baked potatoes for breakfast?) and once he got it, he treated them like crap, but they were so busy sucking up to the pos they took it - I told him off and got suspended for three days. I put a whammy on his stupid movie and (GRIN) it bombed!!! Doubt it was a result of my whammy, but I feel avenged

@55 I thought the girly upper arms were in stark contrast as well.

I think Mickey Rorke could give him a wedgie.

Steve Guttenberg - that's all I came to say.

Ugly, ugly man - ugly to the bone!

He's just saying hello like a true New Yorker does.

Totally faked, and funny as all get out.
Yes Steve Guttenberg was funny back then, hope he still is now.

This is hilarious

he was provoked...the guy holding the camera is going.."nah nah nah nah nah..." I hate when they do that.

Holy crap, thats some intense rage. Although it almost looks too intense; like its staged or something. I bet a lot of the youngin's on here are gonna have to google his ass (that sounds perverse) to figure out who the hell this guy is. But I do hope Guttenberg was just joking around; cus if not, he looks like he's ready to have a grabber.

That's pretty obviously promo pics for something.. not sure what.
I wouldn't say it's necessarily Steve Guttenberg, either.

Is he picking his nose with his middle finger? Or is just a scratch?

THIS IS STAGED. Steve was on Howard Stern about a month ago and Howard told him he needed to do something crazy to get his career off the ground again. It looks like he is following his advice, but I don't think this is enough.

Come on people this is a freaking joke. Steve Guttenberg was just on Dancing with the Stars and he's a really nice guy. He's just joking with them.

wow... those pictures basically just make him look like a joke. if he came up to me in a bar, I'd probably just laugh in his face.
and then run away. because I'm a short, muscle-less woman.
and then laugh some more.

check out his crappy website! He sells stuff!

http://www.steveguttenberg.com/

Blame us, we made him a star.
-Number One

As someone on another site pointed out...notice how in the shots where he's about to throw a punch he's looking directly into the camera? He'd be looking at the cameraman if he were actually trying to hit him, not the lens.

Staged.

#11. Paolo Maldini - June 19, 2008 9:12 AM :

TYPICAL NUTCASE REPUBLICAN:

ALWAYS obsessing about violence.

your comments speak VOLUMES.

These pics are just begging to be made into an animated gif.

Bush Jr. took only 2 month to wipe out the entire surplus (he was warned that this surplus existed only on paper). Anyone remember an extinct institution called a "Savings and Loan". How about Neal Bush? Prez Tardo's other brother. While daddy was still president Neal found himself in an 80 billion dollar conundrum. He was a major figure in the demise of the S&Ls yet his name is never mentioned. Big Daddy Bush used 80 billion plus of taxpayers' money to save his precious son from going to prison. Hhhmmmm think Babs taught her boys how to balance their checkbooks? Reality does not exist when it comes to the upper echelon of government.

Did someone call him Mahomo?

This is fake.

However, the mental retardation that leads people to post political messages on celebrity sites is real.

Hilarious. Completely fake. Way to go Steve...funny, funny, funny!!

he's just upset Wall-E is replacing J5 as cute robot in the cultural lexicon...it's okay steve...

This dick still walks the streets, while true comic geniuses like George Carlin pass away and crumble like roses we've held too long.

fake

Guttenberg : "NO I'M NOT DEAD! DO I LOOK F**KIN' DEAD TO YOU, STUPID?! YOU'RE GONNA BE DEAD IN 10 SECONDS!"