Jun 30 2008Spencer Pratt: Mary-Kate Olsen needs me to get publicity

First biatch. This dude is gay.

Douche squared.

I'll be happy when I turn on the news and I hear that some awesome guy has uzi'd this asshole into the ground. Life will be complete. And I hope he takes that little tramp ho with him.

God, I loathe that douchebag. I've never gotten the animositiy for the Olsen twins, though. As far as I know, they've never been obnoxious whore like Lohan or Brittney. If they had big tits, everyone would probably love them. Oh well.

Holy shit, a loser with a capital L!
"her little indie movie no one's going to see"!
Dude, who are you!? at least she's starring in one!

What an idiot.

Bahahaha. He's such a tool that I'm half concinved it MUST be an act for publicity. No one could be this bad. BUT everything he's saying is true. Hysterical!

I didn't know "Douche" came in a shoe style.

If this turns into an Oslen lovefest, I've either become Heath Ledger circa 7 months ago or my time machine is actually working...

# 4, no one hates the Olsen twins. They're nice girls. We're just a bit angry at them for giving a brief hint of being hot...but instead growing up to look like the lovechild of a troll doll and 80 yr old bag lady.

What a total douche.

Pardon me "Spencer", but who has a billion dollar empire and who is staging photo ops for money?

"I know I've made it in Hollywood..."

Made it?? What in the blue hell has he EVER done besides bumping Brody Jenner for the title of "#1 DOUCHEFUCKER" Someone needs to please abduct this fag and strap him to a non-stop ball-kicking machine...something like that big boot in that old Herbie Hancock music video.

you guys are just jealous. Americans are the most hateful people.

Who the f**k is Spencer Pratt anyway!?!?!?!?!?! I am so happy Europe doesn't show them!

god, what a sleazy, self-possessed little bitch.

No Spencer and fucktard in Europe? I may have to re-think my Europe bashing policy....

....uh...what? this guy....killng me softly.....who is he?....compared to an Olsen Twin?....David Letteman is the one who brought this guy up in the interview...not the twin...DL was disgusted with him and called him 'oily'...i mean...how funny is that? when you're in Hollywood...there are many many leeches ....and this guy defines that...he has no skills but getting with 'reality' people...who do not live in reality. wow...how talented. how embarrassing...to be in 'hollywood' and NO ONE likes or respects you....how embarrassing.

you would think with her money, mary-kate could just have him snuffed out. celebrities never use their money or power for the common good. what a shame.

"She should probably focus more on not getting dressed in the dark than on me."

Does anyone else think that this sounds like the words of a jealous, catty woman?

OWAIT!

Pratt: kill it with fire.

spender pratt is ONE BIG LAZY FAGGOT!!
The right words for this PROFESSIONAL-TRICKER!!

Spencer is a talentless hack. He is probably going to pimp Heidi to do Playboy and then some softcore porn.

It sounds like Heidi must've left the dildo in his ass.

I seen him working the Tuesday afternoon shift as the mall guard at my local Simon mall. Nice to see that he's such a powerful man

I'd actually be happy if he died in a horrible and painful accident.
Maybe thats taking it one step too far, but i don't care. I strongly dislike him, which somehow justifies me wanting him to die horribly.

Umm... @13... Maybe this website isn't exactly... how should I put this? Up your alley (you flaming Scientologist)?

Read Julia's lovely comments on the Rob Lowe story, too. Deelish - a giant spponful of undeserved compassion in the morning!

If Americans are really so hateful, then why are you still in NYC? I'd have thought you'd be extradited by now. Or at least peed on.

@7: 100% correct. He's a total waste of space, BUT he's right. I don't know why she even talked about him in the interview in the first place. She could have just said,"Oh, we really didn't hang out, so I don't have any interesting stories." That would have been true because the one she told wasn't all that interesting, it just confirmed what everyone already knew.

@7: 100% correct. He's a total waste of space, BUT he's right. I don't know why she even talked about him in the interview in the first place. She could have just said,"Oh, we really didn't hang out, so I don't have any interesting stories." That would have been true because the one she told wasn't all that interesting, it just confirmed what everyone already knew.

As much as i dislike Spencer Pratt, he kinda hit the nail on the head and made some hilariously truthful comments. Good wit.

Hey Julia, ask your chinese friend if it's really true that their vajay-jay's really go sideways instead of front to back.

Spencer is dickhole.

Oh, #1 your a douche

The only time i ever see these pair of talentless, stupid, self obsessed fuckwits is on this site.......Tut tut Superfish......

Please, enough of these 2 idiots..... It's getting out of control now and I'm so sick of them both or whatever they have to say

He is a hollywood playboy. But I still hope their marriage can last longer. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site """""S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m""""" last week. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?

He needs to be anally raped using the sword strapon from "Se7en".

Never has the phrase " legend in his own mind" been more appropriate.

@7 and 25.. .Wait wait wait. Did you even watch the tape from Letterman? Dave Letterman was the one who brought it up - not the present half of the Olsen duo. She only responded to Letterman's comments asking "how could someone be so oily at that age," to which she replied "I don't know."

What else do you want her to do? If it were me on that stage, I would have gone nuts! Plus.. it isn't like we're talking about the dude you didn't like in high school. We're talking about the guy who may very well be the biggest douche on earth. Frankly, I'm proud of her restraint. I may have projectile vomited at the mention of him.

I forgive you sirrix and huh. It must hurt to be so angry. You are in my prayers

this is one of the few ppl that if they died horribly, i wouldnt even feel bad....what a douche this guy is

It is all fun and games until Spencer and Fake Tits McChin decide to procreate. We can only hope she is as vain as we all think she is and wont get pregnant because it would "ruin" her body.

She can do little Indie films that no one is going to see, because she's a BILLIONAIRE you idiot. BILLIONAIRES can dispense with ambition for ambition's or money's sake. Oily is right.

#33- *waves* Hi fuckface!! You're seriously gross my dear..

I'd like to hear the story of how they met. At a Boyz II Men concert..

Did I just reference the worst thing ever?? Gawddamn, kill me..

WHY has noone commented on Spencer's clothes??? WTF is he wearing? 90's style overly starched pants and retro Jordans? It looks like HE got dressed in the dark.

@36 - Either you're completely out of whack on this website, or you're the funniest human being alive.

I guess I'd be okay with either.

#27 repeating insults that were used 2 years ago by bloggers everywhere isn't witty, or even funny. It's unoriginal and lame.

But hardly suprising.

did any1 see these inbreds on 'the soup' lastnight? they are talking about adopting an African child and naming it 'Dunk' because African children are "tall" and play basketball as a result.
Ummm, am I having a terrible nightmare? Would someone actually give the 2 biggest losers of all time & absolute empty shells of human beings an African baby? -or any baby for that matter?? How ignorant and soulless can they be? JULIA from NYC, feck off ya crow! this site is for hatin'. how dare you bring your soft side bullshit here!?

Thanks troll #29, I agree LOL

how in the hell does this little queef earn a paycheck? or have a woman? i've shat out more interesting things than this penis-nosed idiot

the silliest couple ever

puagh

Suddenly I feel like sticking up for the Olsen twins, which a fucking bighead

It cracks me up that without fail some moron always responds to critical comments with "you haters must be jealous" Maybe, and I could be reaching here, this Spencer Nobody is a complete jackass and none of us are jealous.

Face it: "you must be jealous" is a tool of denial. I'll pray for you.

low blow on heath ledger. didnt deserve that commet. RIP.

low blow on heath ledger. didnt deserve that commet. RIP.

#50-51 - Dude... It wasn't a comet that killed him, it was ODing due to lack of understanding of his own sexual identity. Easy mistake...

I saw "prayer" references. I figured I must be in the correct place.
Spencer Pratt is becoming quite the adorable, ass monkey. He rips on an Olsen twin, yet his chica has the fucking face a horse?
Mind you, he does not have room to talk ( nor should he), given that he has always reminded me of a Teletubie, you know....the one with the purse?

AHAHAHA! Spoken like a true raging fag!

Heh... well. That little indie film that no one cares about looks pretty rad, so well, good luck on all your endeavors there, Spencer. I know they're going to be great...

Why is that I've never heard of this assclown outside of this blog? Is he really a celebrity? I'm confused because I thought celebrities were important people that were generally recognizable by the public...

"Why is that I've never heard of this assclown outside of this blog?"

That's the funny thing about it. Every other day more pictures of the two are put up here. I don't really understand it, but I guess it gets hits... even if those hits are people being dicks to them.

Didn't Letterman technically bring him up? All I've seen is her clearly trying to give basic answers to get off the subject.

Spencer Pratt is one of the biggest prats [an English colloquialism] in the USA, and believe me, there are many of them.

Dear Spencer Pratt:

Please fuck off and die. No, seriously, we want you to cease living.

Love,
The World

Mary Kate, please don't let this go unanwered. Please use your billions of dollars to hire mercs to rub this festering piece of afterbirth out. Of course, since he's such a pussy, you could hire security guard Gary Coleman to beat him to death. I'm mailing you $20 (Gary's pretty cheap) to cover half the cost of him punching Pratt in the vagina repeatedly.

Spuzz-eating fuckbag

The Olsen twins aren't really offensive, I can take them or leave them; but this guy......he has got to be at the top of everybody's "Who would you most like to see get punched in the face" list......who does this attention whore think he is criticizing anyone!? Let's hear his list of film credits and about all the awards he has won.......oh wait.....NONE! .....well maybe one....... Douche of the Year!

I don't know where this guy gets off, I mean honestly is there a single person that likes this pathetic dick hole? No.

Anyone with half a brain could see that Letterman was trying to get MK to say something derogatory about SP and she was trying to change the subject. Why isn't this worm going after Letterman in his statement? Oh yeah, coz even a middle aged guy with a bad heart could wipe up the floor with him. Better to attack the 90 lb female.

#13" you guys are just jealous. Americans are the most hateful people. "

Not true. Germans are the most hateful people. Just ask the Jews.

P.s. I hate you

#59

I SECOND THE NOTION.

Can there be a Bigger Douche then Spencer? Highly unlikely.

Also, kinda bothersome how this guy thinks his chick is a goddess.

Whatever, my bet is that he comes out of the closet within 3 years after breaking up with the bitch. Guaranteed!

Ha, this fucking tool is only famous because he's Heidi Montag's boyfriend, and that saying something, because nobody knows who Heidi is, and those that know don't care.

Fuck him!

HAHAHAHAHA ..... I Wiki-ed Spencer Pratts name cuz I've never heard of him (MTV Blows) below is the answer ......

Spencer Pratt: (born Aug. 14, 1983 in Los Angeles, CA) is a reality-television star known for MTV's "The Hills." He is well known as the on-again fiancée of Heidi Montag. He is the brother of Stephanie Pratt who also stars on The Hills. He is one of the most untalented and arrogant persons on the show.

The other must be his sister ..... HAHAHAHAHAHA .........

As much as I cant stand this guy and his cocky atttitude, everything he says about Mary Kate is absolutely right and I agree with him.

As much as I cant stand this guy and his cocky atttitude, everything he says about Mary Kate is absolutely right and I agree with him.

this human being it a total waste of skin and his THREE SLOTTED PIGGY BANK aka HEIDI MONTAG has the weirdest shaped head and jaw in the history, yeah i said it, she is really fucking odd looking, LIKE A BOBBLE HEAD. but more fake. This guy is a total douche and he is done in life now, so can we stop fucking giving him the attention he does NOT deserve.

king kong, you are definitely jealous. #65, FCS, I take your hate and radiate love back to you. love is the answer, hate=fear.

god can they be less disgusting?

Kind of funny considering David Letterman brought up Spencer's name first during the interview, not Mary Kate. AND the fact that it was David Letterman calling him "oily" and "wormy." Mary Kate made one comment about him having a bad temper, then refused to discuss him any further.....even though DL kept pushing for more gossip.

I guess it's easier for him to go after Mary Kate with a bunch of catty comments that make him sound like a 15 year old girl instead of targeting David Letterman, the much older, A-list talk show host male who actually instigated the whole thing.

Will this guy never go away???

well said.

ps. i love the superficial.

I don't understand why the public gives people like this attention. Yah, he's a prick, ass, lil bitch, what-ever; but the fact that we take the time to read about them & comment on them makes them WHO THEY ARE! I don't read any articles on Spencer or Heidi because they really are no body worth reading about. " Like OMG, I went & got my nails painted today & there were cameras & like people everywhere!" That's the depth of the level of entertainment I receive from this coulpe.

I'm writing this because this guy really seems like a royal dick. But what I don't understand is why, if he is so disliked, do we still feel the need to know what's going on in their lives? Personally, if there is someone I don't like, I don't want or care what the fuck is going on in their lil life :)

Sad... I realized that this dude is the white Kanye West... except he's not talented... just the douchebaggery mindset.

And another thing...

"I know I've made it in Hollywood when........"

BWWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

It used to be that people "made it in Hollywood" by having an actual career as a talented actor or actress. Nowadays you "make it in Hollywood" by being a tool on a scripted "reality" show and paying the paparazzi to photograph you in staged photo ops.

My how times have changed.

Spencer, you're such a catty little bitch.

Newsflash, Julia_NYC: accusing people of being jealous isn't an act of love.

How can you qualify that statement bitch. Apparently history is one of many things you are not aware of. Germany is where GERMANS come from. They did not like the Jews.
In America there were already millions of people living there and we wiped them out. And we brought and had millions of African slaves here.
Israel practices apartheid in Palestine but I guess that's ok. They bombed Iraq. They are planning along with their bitchs (is the Americans) to invade Iran.
Eat shit faggot.

Haha this guy's a complete tool. Yeah Spencer, her million dollar self needs you for publicity, thats it. Christ, she didnt even want to talk about him but David Letterman, being the assclown that he is, wouldnt stfu and made her say crap. Pratt, i think your beef should be with letterman, not a helpless troll.

Haha this guy's a complete tool. Yeah Spencer, her million dollar self needs you for publicity, thats it. Christ, she didnt even want to talk about him but David Letterman, being the assclown that he is, wouldnt stfu and made her say crap. Pratt, i think your beef should be with letterman, not a helpless troll.

Mary-Kate was definitely always the cuter and nicer twin. Ashley is an ugly fucking bitch who never smiles. I have actually interacted with Ashley in person and she is a crazy bitch.. very mean, very unlikeable. She's always trying to dominate MK. No wonder the poor girl had an eating disorder and acts the way she does.

When I looked at picture no 3 I had an image of them lying with the same clothes and bag with their throats slit - it was beautiful but I guess you had to be there.

and i thought that MK was smart for not saying anything bad, yet somehow that assmuncher found a reason to start somthing.

i cant belive he would stoop soo low as to say all that childish stuff.
personally at this point these two Hills losers belong together/ they are like two kids in high school.

well guys we know for sure that MK is wayy hotter then that blowup doll hanging off Pratts shoulder. at least the twins are real and have they personal styles.

for the love of god.... stop posting about this morons. we are keeping them famous... so let's stop talking about them!!!

LMFAO

Spencer Pratt is such a douche. If there's one asswipe I'd love to club in the face with a hammer -- It is him.

Funny, this tool says "she should focus more on not getting dressed in the dark" yet he's wearing shiny jeans with the bottoms haphazardly stuffed into what appear to be hightop skateboard shoes. If that becomes the next fashion craze, I have a bullet with his name on it.

Spencer Pratt has no idea that women are supposed to be wet during sex.

"Spencer Pratt" should live in fear of Mary Kate...
Doesn't he know that the Olsen twins have a control room with a button with everybody's name on it? All it would take is one push of a button and he will implode.

I can't wait.

#28 "Hey Julia, ask your chinese friend if it's really true that their vajay-jay's really go sideways instead of front to back."

Your comment was uncare for! Its ok to disagree with someone, but what has the Chinese ever done to you for such a disrespectful comment.

When will these two overdose and die

please, for the love of god superficial writer
stop blogging about these to douchebags.
who the fuck does spencer pratt think he fucking iss?
the olsen twins are at the top of the made-it-in-hollywood chain
i bet he spent all night after having cheesy posed sex with heidi thinking up a response for that, because it takes a clever mind to come up with something that "witty" fuck that, it takes just a mind to come up with that, and spencer doesnt have half. he needs to back the fuck off, the olsen twins dont do anything to get in the news, yet they still are in. meaning they dont pull publicity stunts or pose fake cheesy pictures. spencer is a low-life asshole who has no talent whatsoever and has a pretty gf but is just as talent-less and fake as he is. even people who hate mk and ashley on here are saying shut the fuck up to him. goshh i hate this guy with a passion.

hahahah, the first thing I noticed was Spencer's shirt
Loose Lips Sink Ship
I guess he's an ACOP fan too :D