Jun 16 2008Spencer Pratt has an unhealthy obsession with young boys

He is a small dick on a large gay man.

This guy is clearly guy. He wears more makeup than his fugly ass bitch.
He's fucking gay.

ewwwww, look at the last pic(the 4th pic) of him. He looks like a gay devil.

When is this douchebeast going to die in a tragic tooth-whitener explosion or something? America wants to know.

How in the hell did this douchejerkey wind up on Letterman?? Wow.

David, you just cost your show BIG TIME. I won't be surprised if your show tanks in the near future. Next thing ya know, you'll be interviewing homeless people who dance for change in the subway stations.

I'm just worried about how he apparently has pop culture "breath." I'm guessing it has an aroma that puts it squarely between garlic and fresh douche.

Let's recap here in the first 6 comments...

gay, gay, gay, douche, douche, douche

That about covers it...

Can someone make this 'thing' go away???? This is the kind of guy we used to beat the fuck out of because of his cockiness. Hopefully, someone in Hollywood is like minded........

I hope Letterman fired the douchebag that booked this asshat for his show.
Its a joke if he thinks anybody is stupid enough to pay him $100K to show up.... maybe $100K to get the hell out, that I could see.

Goddamn I feel sorry for Dave Letterman. I bet he's really rethininking his 20 some years of sobriety after being forced to whore out his show for another Viacom TV show like that fucking Hills shit.. The water in his shower doesn't get hot enough to rinse off the filth transmitted to him from any fucker that he talks to from MTV.

damn, he sure is a creepy lookin fucker!!!

@7 You're the fucking fag who want to act like that big earred, new york loser.
Go fuck yourself. You're already used to it, so it won't be hard. Fag

Heidi always looks so vacant in pictures, like she's high as a kite or something. And Spencer looks creepy and controlling. He doesn't deserve to be on Letterman. He needs to stick with what he's good at, being a total assclown on a fake reality show.

#12 - go to hell you stupid cunt whore bitch

Trust me, Spencer has never touched Heidi's big fake boobs. They may "act" like a couple but everyone knows it's an act.

On a side note (speaking of big boobs). Click my link for sports and babes. Not selling anything - just a few bikini babe pics.

He can't seriously expect that Letterman would believe people would pay him $100K to show up. What a stupid cunt. One hight he's going to get gang-fucked in a nightclub washroom.

I dunno if he was actually looking at his watch. Seemed more like a nervous twitch to me... and I doubt he can read a clock.

douchebag, i really hope jay-z sees you on the street and spit on you with his big ass lips..... then you run into michael jackson and he does to you what he's done to little boys most of his life.... but you might like that since you're a creepy white goatee lil boy lover yourself

enough of these talentless asstards.... do the world a favor and die already dorks

#12 - I bet you have a blue ribbon for mostest awesomest vocabulary by a special needs child.

"Go fuck yourself. You're already used to it, so it won't be hard. Fag"

Poignant, insightful, succinct, pithy AND douchey. Well played Mr Hawkin, well played indeed...

I know a young Yoko Ono, where will that get me?

He is so fugly. And her face is so oblong. these 2 disgust me.

ps. these 2 represent the real meaning behind this sites name....

Doesn't anyone else think that he looks like a wax figure? Specially in the second pic. He has so much make up on, it's just creepy.

Doesn't anyone else think he looks like a wax figure? Specially in the second pic. It's disgusting how much makeup he has on.

Heidi: "Spencer's the man"

Letterman: "For what?..."

That about sums up his disdain for this cockroach.

Fish, please post more pics of Kim Kardashian's beautiful ass. I need my fix this morning, and coffee just didn't do the trick.

Die, both of you!!!!!!!!

These two clueless douchbags have no idea that Letterman ripped them both a new one. He booked them for one purpose: expose them and their Hollywood-ilk for the asshats they are. Give them enough rope and they'll hang themselves. Spenser did a great job of it.

Did anyone catch Heidi "Lantern-Jaw" Montag uncomfortably mumble "you're funny" after Dave made fun of her?

What an
ASSHOLE...

He looks A LOT like a Cabbage Patch Kid, only more plasticy.

He's still a douche, but at least he shaved that ridiculous looking beard.

You're continuously posting about this guy. Maybe you're the one with the secret obsession? You're the lame one.

You're continuously posting about this guy. Maybe you're the one with the secret obsession? You're the lame one.

You're continuously posting about this guy. Maybe you're the one with the secret obsession? You're the lame one.

but he's so cute

@31-33 Good point but walk tall, carry a big stick, hit the post comment button once.

priceless.

i loved hearing the distain in DL's voice.

you are a douche, spencer. now, millions (MORE) know.

sweet.

To be short: THIS IS A PAEDOPHILE......................................................LIVE!!

i might pay a club $100K to keep these 2 douchetards OUT. i mean, seriously...does ANYone like him?

PS? i love love LOVE paul shaffer's sarcasm. hilarious.

I can't stand this douche bag nor can I stand any of the other douche bags on the show. They don't deserve to be talked about, written about or photographed because they haven't done anything worthwhile. I don't understand why they are so "famous." Everyone knows their show is fake. Maybe if people, magazines, and blogs quit writing and talking about them, they'll go away.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

my God, what a dick

#40 why don't we start with you?

Remember the Kurt Russell flick "Escape From New York"? In picture #4, doesn't this turd burglar remind you of the weird guy that followed Issac Haye's character around throughout the whole picure?

Yep.

Geigh.

Douchebag.

I know its redundant, but there really are no other words.

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HAHAHA - funny that Dave said "what do you bring a pony and people take pictures of it".

I can't believe he called Heidi a pony right to Spencer's face!

Grape Soda gonna ON DA MENU at da White House!

he looks like a young richard simmons

Spencer, looking sharp there young lad but the older and more experienced David has you pegged for a few rounds of knock-out boy!

Still, that doesn't take away from your ability to cause a storm on The Hills or remove the smile that captured Heidi's heart, which you both wear on your sleeve for each other.

Wishing the two of you all the best. Hope to see a wedding in the future!

Randal

I hear there's even a chance he could beat out John Edwards for The Biggest Douche in the Universe Award this year.

That is one fucking weird dude!

Spencer should have been a jizz-blast on his mom's face if you asked me.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE

I don't watch the Hills and I never really understood the whole Speidi thing, but I did see this ep of Letterman, and I can now go on record to say I truly despise Spencer Pratt and I hope he goes down in a shameful flameout of bankruptcy and humiliation. Die, you cockroach!!

I'm going to buy a domain name called heidiandspencerareshitheads.com and all we do is to talk shit about them all day. Who's in?

Ha ha! That was hilarious! Letterman got him on the show purely to take the piss out of him and did an A1 job. He looks at his watch about four times, can't wait to get away when he knows he is being RIDICULED

Now, I'm not completely sure, but I *think* Thpenther Twatt used to have pubic hairs sprouting on his chin. Since he has apparently shaved/waxed them off and gone brazilian, he looks like a 9 year old choir boy. Is it any coincidence that he happens to have a penchant for young boys? Huh!? I don't think so!

P.S. - in the last picture he looks like Chuckie. I'd like to Chuckie a rolled up wet newspaper in his general direction.

Women shouldn't date guys who are way cuter than they are..

What a fucking empty warehouse this guy is. Too fucking stupid to realize Dave is clowning on him.

those two must have the same make-up artist.

I swear he is wearing just as much, if not more, make-up than she is.

To be very honest, Heidi looks pretty good with the straight hair. Too bad she's such a vacuous plasticized cunt who spends most of her time wrapped areoun a huge dildo. Yes, that one with the ridiculous pompadour.

I love you Dave!!! Thanks for bringing out the douchery of this douchebag ever so cleverly!!! Dave rocks. Kick these dumb kids in the ass on national tv, that's what it's all about!

I know how he got on the show - Letterman didn't even need to make fun of him. He made himself look like a total idiot.

No wonder his last name is 'pratt'.

The douchiest thing about the lead-in photo is the Louis Vuitton case - what is that, a card case? Ugh. What would that card say, anyway?

Eliminate him.

Looked at his watch on Letterman?? Well thank go we'll never see him on that show again. I wish someone would punch him in the face un public, just to watch him cry like a little girl.

Looked at his watch on Letterman?? Well thank god we'll never see him on that show again. I wish someone would punch him in the face un public, just to watch him cry like a little girl.

they are so f*ing ugly. Inside and out.

and after hearing the story about his high school tempertantrums on Letterman (Mary Kate) it doesn't surprise me in the least... at least Dave gave him some of it back (Oily)

Her song is embarassingly tragic, her clothing line could have been bought at Forever 21 10 years ago and Spencer has to flash an LV waller (or whatever it is) at the cameras to prove his worth in this world. I can't wait until this train derails.

WE DON'T WANT IT!

Why.....is he....plastic? Seriously, every time I see a picture of him, I kind of long for it to be a wax statue. Because him being famous enough to have one made of him isn't *quite* as scary as someone actually looking like that.