Snoop Dogg's wife busted for DUI

Snoop Dogg's wife Shante was picked up in Orange County for DUI early Saturday morning, according to the AP:
Fullerton police Lt. Craig Brower says officers stopped 32-year-old Shante (Shahn-taye) Broadus of Sherman Oaks about 12:15 a.m. Saturday and took her to jail. She was cited and then released pending a court appearance.
Brower says nobody else was in the car but he didn't have any other details.
I bet Snoop strolled into the station to pick up his wife and, suddenly, music starts playing while strippers drop from the ceiling. A hobo announces "IT'S SNOOP DIZZLE DOGGY D!" and all the cops realize they hate paperwork but love malt liquor. But, with a scratch of the record, Detective Partypooper (according to his name tag) says "Just a darn minute. This man's wife was arrested for DWI. That's no partying matter!" Then everyone just laughs while Black Riddler starts a conga line. For such is my understanding of the bail bond process.

Reader Comments
1. ajjejt - June 16, 2008 8:28 AM
maaaaaaannnnn..she's uglyyyyyyyy..look what make up does..i thought she was pretty
2. anonymouse - June 16, 2008 8:44 AM
Wow, she's 32? Riiiiiiiiiiight .... and what the hell is wrong with her face? Besides the obvious.
3. fdfb vf - June 16, 2008 8:45 AM
second
4. jzz - June 16, 2008 8:45 AM
i would also be high 24/7 if i was married to that.
5. lala - June 16, 2008 8:46 AM
forth
6. jen - June 16, 2008 8:47 AM
she's pretty
7. nobama - June 16, 2008 9:00 AM
oh snap, i bet she was sneaking out to take mike oxhbig a 40 and some papers
8. nobama - June 16, 2008 9:02 AM
is she wearing push-up lip pads?
9. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - June 16, 2008 9:04 AM
Jada Pinkett Smith has had better days... see what Scientology does to you?
TCLTC
10. fukcfd - June 16, 2008 9:13 AM
I'll dO her goooooooooooooooooooooood.
do you like it doggy style my little whore?
11. NoNAME - June 16, 2008 9:21 AM
ewwwwwwwww what the hell?
Use PROACTIV OR MURAD you dirty skankey hoe!
ewwwwwwwwwwwww
Snoop Dogg is ugly, but with his money he could at least did "a little" better.
ewwwww what the hell is with the hyperpigmentation marks on her face!!!?
12. Hash - June 16, 2008 9:31 AM
IT'S NOT LUPUS.
Also, I lol'd at the police station hip hop video thing. :3
13. Ted Mosby - June 16, 2008 9:51 AM
Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yay
14. Sport - June 16, 2008 9:56 AM
that's Parliament, Ted.
Fo shizzle, nizzle.
15. Auntie Kryst - June 16, 2008 9:59 AM
She obviously had her mind on her money and her money on her mind, not the road..
16. deacon jones - June 16, 2008 10:08 AM
Bitch take a bath in da deep fryer????????
17. Tommy Sneakers - June 16, 2008 10:10 AM
Dat's one nappy headed ho
18. Sheva - June 16, 2008 10:11 AM
Dog obviously likes to get him straight out of the kennel. You would think with the coin this guy has, she should never ever be behind the wheel let alone after drinking.
19. deacon jones - June 16, 2008 10:18 AM
Get him some white girls with da sloppy bee-hind, ye-ahhh
20. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - June 16, 2008 10:23 AM
Somewhere, Kim Kardashian is snickering maniacally, opportunistically rubbing her hands together...
21. britney's weave - June 16, 2008 10:25 AM
yeah, i'm not quite understanding the discrepancy between the women he has in his videos and.... that.
22. b - June 16, 2008 10:32 AM
Sounds like a great time to unload that ugly bitch.
23. Arf arf & ooh ooh ooh - June 16, 2008 10:40 AM
Arf arf . . . arf arf arf . . . ruff . . . arf arf arf . . .
Ooh ooh ooh ah ah ah eee eee eeee! Aaah aaah aaah aaah eee eee eee ooh oooh oooh!
24. Rosie's meat curtains - June 16, 2008 11:12 AM
Damn ... that is one ugly biatch ! It looks like somebody threw dog shit at her through a screen door !
25. Jose - June 16, 2008 11:34 AM
What a difference a group of make up artists make!!!!
26. FRIST!!! - June 16, 2008 11:35 AM
OMG at frist I thought that was a pic of Snoop..
He can do so much better. She must have a great personality..
27. sunshine - June 16, 2008 11:54 AM
judging by her looks, she must have a "great personality" - isn't that always what they say when they want to hook you up with their ugly cousin?
28. the other aaron - June 16, 2008 11:54 AM
sounds about right
29. jrz - June 16, 2008 12:04 PM
Her expression says....It's mah cuzin's fault.
30. TakeOn - June 16, 2008 12:19 PM
@21
"I ain't playin
I'm a n-igga from the muthafuckin street"
------comes from too much Chronic, although that is the best rap CD ever.
31. SlowMonkey - June 16, 2008 12:23 PM
Bets are on: who will do longer jail time?
Her or Nicole Ritchie?
Her or Paris Hilton?
Her or Mel Gibson?
32. Me - June 16, 2008 12:29 PM
I like her hair. Her face, not so much.
33. noneyobeezwax - June 16, 2008 1:30 PM
i find it amusing that when a publication gives the name of a black person, they also give its phonetical (sp) spelling.
34. Mike Oxbhig - June 16, 2008 2:01 PM
Hey Nobama...nope, she wasnt bringing them to me, she had just left my place. I gave her the boot when I saw the drizzle from her pizzle and because she couldnt make up 20 more stupid kid ghetto names in the allotted time frame I gave her.
35. Gabby Johnson - June 16, 2008 2:38 PM
D-O Double G, now I know what he was referring to
36. NotBlonde - June 16, 2008 3:20 PM
I love how they put a pronounciation next to her name as though Shante is like a crazy foreign name no one has heard of.
37. Mike Oxbhig - June 16, 2008 4:00 PM
NotBlonde (nät bländ) - its how we do things in america now to cater to all the idiots...we have to explain everything to everyone instead of making them figure things out themselves. Theres no better example than the current democratic frontrunner...those that like him know nothing about him...except what they learn from tv. Otherwise he wouldnt even be talked about.
38. Frank - June 16, 2008 4:07 PM
Yikes! That's one ugly sheboon.
39. kanye - June 16, 2008 5:30 PM
wow, look at her ape head!
40. Jess - June 16, 2008 8:34 PM
Eww.... that is the UGLIEST black woman I have EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. What was he thinking?! Oh yeah, I forgot, he's a hardcore stoner...
I, on the other hand, am the hottest black woman on the planet:) Christina Milian can kiss my fine black ass :D
John Edwards for VP!
41. bootlips - June 16, 2008 9:24 PM
Negro women look like apes. Even the ones that are only half negro. They can lighten their skin, put on a wig, dress nice, get plastic surgery, and watch their weight, and they still look like they should be in the jungle.
42. lambman - June 16, 2008 9:38 PM
I like that he stayed married to the mother of his children after getting rich and famous. Besides, Snoop is cool but he's not a good looking man by any means
43. dats one nappy head ho - June 16, 2008 10:39 PM
That is one stupid ugly groid! Goddamn! Where do these rank ugly stupid mindless stinking shitskins come form anyway?! Jeez! Dig a ditch and bury the bitch!
44. doooooooooggggggggggg - June 16, 2008 10:50 PM
SNOOP DOGG HAS A WIFE?!
45. Jess - June 16, 2008 11:15 PM
bootlips, that's not what you were telling me last night baby!
46. Jess - June 16, 2008 11:16 PM
Besides, this woman looks like a lot of things http://cutiecentral.com/images/content/actresses%20A-M/kd%20aubert/kdaubert090.jpg
"human boner" being one of them. But ape? I don't think so.
Ugly and hot come in all colours, sweetie!
47. ISpring - June 17, 2008 12:11 AM
Her skin is just FLAWLESS........like Britney's!
48. LAID BACK - June 17, 2008 8:01 AM
She needs to drink more.
"drivin down the street smokin indo sippin on gin and juice"...
49. LAID BACK - June 17, 2008 8:04 AM
ok maybe she was rollin too from the looks of things
50. paula - June 17, 2008 2:33 PM
wow... you'd think he'd be married to a woman who wasn't so fugly.
51. RichPort - June 18, 2008 2:16 AM
She's a MAN, baby!
Then again, I do love the mens.
52. Lorenz - June 18, 2008 3:26 PM
she look's a little like a TMNT. i'd guess her to be michelangelo.
"DON'T TOUCH MY CHICKEN!" bam, nunchuck in the face, sucker.
53. jay - July 14, 2008 4:52 PM
what the fuck is with all you judgemental fucks, give the pool girl a break, so no shit sherlock she dosen't look a million bucks but you wouldn't look so crash hot if you'd spent all night in a police lock-up, where the hell do you people get off??
54. jay - July 14, 2008 4:52 PM
what the fuck is with all you judgemental fucks, give the pool girl a break, so no shit sherlock she dosen't look a million bucks but you wouldn't look so crash hot if you'd spent all night in a police lock-up, where the hell do you people get off??
55. jay - July 14, 2008 4:53 PM
what the fuck is with all you judgemental fucks, give the poor girl a break, so no shit sherlock she dosen't look a million bucks but you wouldn't look so crash hot if you'd spent all night in a police lock-up, where the hell do you people get off??
56. jay - July 14, 2008 4:54 PM
what the fuck is with all you judgemental fucks, give the poor girl a break, so no shit sherlock she dosen't look a million bucks but you wouldn't look so crash hot if you'd spent all night in a police lock-up, where the hell do you people get off??
57. jay - July 14, 2008 4:54 PM
what the fuck is with all you judgemental fucks, give the poor girl a break, so no shit sherlock she dosen't look a million bucks but you wouldn't look so crash hot if you'd spent all night in a police lock-up, where the hell do you people get off??
58. jay - July 14, 2008 4:54 PM
what the fuck is with all you judgemental fucks, give the poor girl a break, so no shit sherlock she dosen't look a million bucks but you wouldn't look so crash hot if you'd spent all night in a police lock-up, where the hell do you people get off??
59. jay - July 14, 2008 4:54 PM
what the fuck is with all you judgemental fucks, give the poor girl a break, so no shit sherlock she dosen't look a million bucks but you wouldn't look so crash hot if you'd spent all night in a police lock-up, where the hell do you people get off??
60. jay - July 14, 2008 4:54 PM
what the fuck is with all you judgemental fucks, give the poor girl a break, so no shit sherlock she dosen't look a million bucks but you wouldn't look so crash hot if you'd spent all night in a police lock-up, where the hell do you people get off??
61. jay - July 14, 2008 4:54 PM
what the fuck is with all you judgemental fucks, give the poor girl a break, so no shit sherlock she dosen't look a million bucks but you wouldn't look so crash hot if you'd spent all night in a police lock-up, where the hell do you people get off??
62. jay - July 14, 2008 4:54 PM
what the fuck is with all you judgemental fucks, give the poor girl a break, so no shit sherlock she dosen't look a million bucks but you wouldn't look so crash hot if you'd spent all night in a police lock-up, where the hell do you people get off??
63. jay - July 14, 2008 4:54 PM
what the fuck is with all you judgemental fucks, give the poor girl a break, so no shit sherlock she dosen't look a million bucks but you wouldn't look so crash hot if you'd spent all night in a police lock-up, where the hell do you people get off??
64. jay - July 14, 2008 4:54 PM
what the fuck is with all you judgemental fucks, give the poor girl a break, so no shit sherlock she dosen't look a million bucks but you wouldn't look so crash hot if you'd spent all night in a police lock-up, where the hell do you people get off??
65. jay - July 14, 2008 4:54 PM
what the fuck is with all you judgemental fucks, give the poor girl a break, so no shit sherlock she dosen't look a million bucks but you wouldn't look so crash hot if you'd spent all night in a police lock-up, where the hell do you people get off??
66. jay - July 14, 2008 4:54 PM
what the fuck is with all you judgemental fucks, give the poor girl a break, so no shit sherlock she dosen't look a million bucks but you wouldn't look so crash hot if you'd spent all night in a police lock-up, where the hell do you people get off??
67. jay - July 14, 2008 4:54 PM
what the fuck is with all you judgemental fucks, give the poor girl a break, so no shit sherlock she dosen't look a million bucks but you wouldn't look so crash hot if you'd spent all night in a police lock-up, where the hell do you people get off??
68. jay - July 14, 2008 4:54 PM
what the fuck is with all you judgemental fucks, give the poor girl a break, so no shit sherlock she dosen't look a million bucks but you wouldn't look so crash hot if you'd spent all night in a police lock-up, where the hell do you people get off??
69. jay - July 14, 2008 4:54 PM
what the fuck is with all you judgemental fucks, give the poor girl a break, so no shit sherlock she dosen't look a million bucks but you wouldn't look so crash hot if you'd spent all night in a police lock-up, where the hell do you people get off??
70. jay - July 14, 2008 4:54 PM
what the fuck is with all you judgemental fucks, give the poor girl a break, so no shit sherlock she dosen't look a million bucks but you wouldn't look so crash hot if you'd spent all night in a police lock-up, where the hell do you people get off??
71. jay - July 14, 2008 4:54 PM
what the fuck is with all you judgemental fucks, give the poor girl a break, so no shit sherlock she dosen't look a million bucks but you wouldn't look so crash hot if you'd spent all night in a police lock-up, where the hell do you people get off??
72. biteme - September 18, 2008 9:06 PM
Poor girl? this woman is married to someone whos been in the rap game *famous* for over 20 years! there ain't nuthin poor about this hoe! If snoop was "sippin on jin and juice ...LAID BACK" he musta woke up with a damn ring on his finger. Hope that boy has a pre-nup and a good therapist, cus the only way I'd hit that is with a 40 a paper bag and a porkchop!
73. dogteam - August 10, 2009 12:25 AM
Yall trippin, this is dude's wife and the Mom of his 3 kids. I think it is cool that she is at least sane enough to deal with his crazy entertainer lifestyle and still raise the kids. I have seen worse looking women than her. I have seen women that are beautiful on the outside and never get their men's back.
74. Lester - January 21, 2010 11:30 PM
That is one ugly hoe of a BITCH that filfth of a SPEAR CHUCKKKER and the 3 nigglets wast of the WELFAIR monies
75. Lester - January 21, 2010 11:31 PM
That is one ugly hoe of a BITCH that filfth of a SPEAR CHUCKKKER and the 3 nigglets wast of the WELFAIR monies