Jun 20 2008Shauna Sand kind of sort of might be desperate for attention

Thanks Fish Dude. I knew you were not a sadistic bastard..

lol gross

i refuse to believe that this woman is only 37.

It's not a true college education when you spend 60% of the time bent over a desk... o.O

Jesus, she's nasty! Is this Fuckin' Ugly Friday or something?

I am guessing that the guy she is with speaks with a really slow Jersey accent..........and doesn't know very many big words.

"Natural bust: Yes"

lmao - definitely, no lie there........

i enjoy a pair of dick-sucking lips as much as the next guy, honest i do, but when you start swimming around in a pond begging for bread crumbs, it's time to ease up on the collagen.

The tight white, classic Kenneth Cole shirt hugs the chest of this man so much, he's forced to leave a few buttons open, revealing a fine, dark curled chest of hair.

Accenting the black stripe are Hugo Boss 88 Midnight jeans which gently curl at the ankle to reveal sharp Buddy Brown shoes with laces tied in a knot.

Accessories include an Esquire watch and a belt from American Eagle.

Randal

She's a freak! Why do people do that to their faces? If I fucked my face like that, i'd never leave the house.

@10 You are inside right now. How do we know you go outside??

She was way hot 10 years ago. Then she mutilated her face with a bad nose job and horrible lips. If she just got rid of the lip injections, her looks would improve instantly. Instead, she has the mouth of a flounder. C'mon Shauna, go back to your old sexy look and lose the monster lip look.

Those lips frighten me.

Those lips frighten me.

*Peww-Peww* ... chika-chika ... *w0w-w0w* ... chika-chika ... *wah-w0w*

why the hell was the first thing that flashed in my head when i saw her picture that video of cher on a horse singing "half breed"? happy fucking friday.

The lips good lord, is she in some way realted to Jenna Jameson?
the ankle tramp stamp too - so trashy.

How did she replace her lips with a big hunk of raw liver?

She is outrageously orange. She make Tila tequila look positively natural.

bronzorzzzzz

It looks like someone punched her in the mouth. Maybe the hairy greaseball standing next to her.

OK, I just want to point out that the same bio that says she has a bachelor of arts also says her breasts are natural. (wikipedia)

Well done Randal, or Fake Randal.

Nobody has mentioned it yet, but that guy has a HUGE melon.

Damn! What IS it with those lips????

I'd sue the plastic surgeon that did something like that to my wife. That or I'd divorce her for being so utterly stupid.

Bronzing spray has rocketed Shauna Sand to a level of orangeness not yet seen heretofore.

is this a tranny? cause she has the bases for being one
and how the hell being antonio LAMEs' ex is gonna make famous??????? he's the biggest has-been ever

best wishes for her/him

i mean lorenzo

just plain gag.

I hate you Super Fish Dude, now I'm going to have nightmares about ugly white women with fish lips and no asses.

the lips look like they will explode..... and those plastic surgeons who explain the "perfect" nose.... two holes in the skull is not human..... these are air holes and her mouth is swollen shut....and boobs hanging..... and who is Guido with her... ugg, ok, he is just as bad

The guy that writes all this shit in this site must be a fat lonely gay sick loser bastard......... You can tell by hes choice of words and his vocabulary. Poor thing.. Besides, who would make a site talking bad about famous peoples lives?? Only sick whitetrash losers like YOU (the guy that writes it all here!). You must be so sick of your own life.. It must be horribly painful to be you..

She is still bangable, espescially for having 3 kids.
Six ways from Sunday.
She is like a fine wine, I mean stripper, I mean porn star. lol

gross, talk about trying too hard. What an example she is setting for her daughters. And why don't you go put on another pound of makeup; yipes. You'd need a fricken blow torch to get that crap off.

Good Lord what's wrong with her mouth? It looks like the back end of a ewe in heat..

I remember this thing when she was in Playboy. That was before she started looking like Jenna Jameson's mom. In fact, she looked something close to human back then. Never was a fan of the huge saggy tits, though.

I'd do her anytime, just make sure she has make-up on and a sexy dress.
But definetly do-able.

I would unload my man-juice in that tight little poop-hole of hers.

Yummy !

Oh Randal! Your comments on mens' clothing are not only intensive, but welcome!

You are indeed the Anderson Cooper of the fashion world!

Keep up the good work Randal. Remember, we all are counting on your insight.

Sandra

Thats a man!

Sexy woman. I just viewed many hot videos and photos about her at --------Blackwhitemeet.com --------the NO.1 free dating club for interracial singles to have fun together in UK. I found there are so many single celebrities and their funs there. Also there are many black and white singles who are serious about love!

this is an orange tranny, not a woman.

this is an orange tranny, not a woman.

...and the greaseball next to her is probably a step up from Lamas on the evolutionary scale, sad as that is. Does anyone remember that asshole (with a laser pointer) circling flaws on people's bodies on that show "Are you hot?" - Vile.

Let's see:

Fake tan
Fake lips
Fake hair
Transparent clothing in public
Once married to a D list performer
Attention whore

Yep, she fulfills all the criteria for being famous.

Lorenzo Lamas escapes from his marriage and goes on the Run !!!!! An outlaw , a booty hunter ,- a RUNEGADE

Grotesque plastic surgery.

Her moutn looks like it's one of those "brainsuckers" that appeared in underground comics about 10 or so years ago.

Majorly ugly!

Oh,so cute!I love her.Maybe she want to find more new friends,she is on "S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m ".On "S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m",there are many beautiful girls and rich,handsome men,they want to find more friends,find their lover.On that site,they make friends each other.If you are single now,I think you would come to the site.Please believe yourself,you will find your lover.Come on!

Oh,so cute!I love her.Maybe she want to find more new friends,she is on "S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m ".On "S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m",there are many beautiful girls and rich,handsome men,they want to find more friends,find their lover.On that site,they make friends each other.If you are single now,I think you would come to the site.Please believe yourself,you will find your lover.Come on!

Nice
I have see some pictures on another blog http://www.redtube.to

What the hell happened to these people's faces?

No more late night whiskey for me, it screws up my eye-sight. I can swear these are CHUD people that almost look normal (from a distance).

Randal, you know way too much about American Eagle.

i don't think that's the real randal.

and why is she even wearing underwear? what's the point.

...............................NEED TO SAY MORE?
(thought so.)

Umm, this woman is only 7 years older than I am? I refuse to believe that. She looks like she'sin her mid 50s.

I am assuming she is wearing a bikini under her dress. I see females dressed like this all the time when they are going to the beach or pool, but usually after the beach or pool, one showers and changes ones clothes before going out.

Daddy likes this - http://www.tugtest.com

THIS NEW WRITER SUCKS ASS/IS NOT FUNNY.

Wow! Even more sad and pathetic than the original!

Randal's Troll's Fan Club

Just another trashy looking American whore.

Just look at that trout pout! Ouch!

I like for a woman to look like a lady! What happened to style and grace?

Well. Ok . So. I'm doing a bit of surfing on the ol' TV - weekend editions, type thing.
And this 'Lara Logan' CBS, South African type woman, says on a last 'weak' Jon Stewart show : "If I saw the news as it’s seen in the United States I would blow my brains out."
And I'm going. Well ok. ...
...Pizza Face.
Inside job ?"
Cliff Notes : Good point Bink. Perhaps a bit off topic for a 'Shauna Sand' thread.
Binky : Nice tits !
Cliff Notes :Well. Ok. You're in.
Binky : NP.

SKANK.

Binky!

I don't know if you saw this (my link). I posted the first picture of you EVER on thesuperficial.

arrrrgh

HOLY SHIT, ITS RENEGADE

It is just really sad how none of these comments point out how ridiculously skinny she is. Not only is it unhealthy, but it is gross!!

No # 62 Huck Duck - that's not me - -but ,meanwhile,just got the protractor out and still having a few problems with 'free fall collapse speed'- that type of thing.
etc...
For those of you keeping score at home....etc...
That type of thing...

Ewww orange legs

She is so beautiful. Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire&celeb datingsite ---"CelebMin g l e . c o m "---- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site

#65

Yes I agree. Being underweight is ugly and so is being overweight like fat square ass Kim Kardaskank. A sexy female is one that maintains a healthy weight and exercises regularly.

I'd rather stick my dick in John Graziano's forehead.

@57, Reachael,

"Just another trashy looking American whore."

You say that as if European whores are so much better and classier than American whores. A trashy whore is a trashy whore, no matter where she comes from. Next time you should think before running your pie hole, you stupid bitch. Why would you say something like that?

#'s 46, 47 and 48:

I think I speak for all of us when I request that you please jump on the next boat back to China. And stay there. You are not welcome in this country. And please take Randal and Mimi with you.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW LOOK @ HER TOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SICK!!!!!

OMG JIMBO (#70) that was so wrong yet so-o-o funny! I think Im in love. I absolutly LOVE funny guys, shockingly funny guys...

http://tinyurl.com/594rte

Them lips are nasty!!!

cool~~~~~~~~~

hello beautifulk

She is really hot,i know we men have lots of standards to pick up a woman,but we all find the right girl in our demands on a tall dating club:___Tallmingle.c o m__ my bros told me this; it worked for them, it worked for me; and i'm sure it's gonna work for u, buddy!!

Her and Jenna Jameson should really do some good ol' fashioned orange leather porn together...

#79,
Go to hell GOOK!

She looks like she glued two pink surfboards to the bottom of her face.

I really don't think Joan Rivers should have gotten those collag...
....wait-a-minute, that's not Joan?? It's who?? "Shauna Sand"????

Wow, guess that Llaaammoo guy had pretty good timing after all.

mmmmm! Delish!

I'll put those lips of hers to good use

Yuck, she's disgusting. Not even close to being fuckable.

if i remember correctly, the american university at paris is just a degree mill, meaning that she actually just bought a worthless degree instead of actually getting an education. which is pretty obvious from the fact that she has a bachlor of *arts* in something supposedly related to business. fucking hilarous.

If she really is desperate for attention, I could give it to her.
With my penis.
In her alleged vagina.
No, I have no shame or standards, and cast iron condoms,
LET'S DO THIS!