Jun 24 2008Rod Stewart requires breastfeeding at 63
Rod Stewart and his wife English model Penny Lancaster were sailing in the Mediterranean over the weekend and apparently it was time for Rod's feeding. While I assumed that would require the blood of peasant children, it was way, way weirder than that. Turns out Rod Stewart is breastfed by his wife. I'll pause for a moment while you fuck the what. I guess growing old does come with some advantages - provided you're a world-famous millionaire singer with a yacht. Otherwise, this experience doesn't really translate well for us regular folks. Right, Grandpa? Hey, where'd you get a grenade?
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that you can click on at your own risk - unless you hate having erections. Then by all means...
Thanks to Karen for making me suspicious of nursing homes. Or should I say - dens of iniquity? I blame the bread pudding.

Reader Comments
1. Jason - June 24, 2008 6:18 PM
Nice.
2. Sport - June 24, 2008 6:20 PM
Climb aboard the SS Pink Princess. WTF?
3. Veenus Envy - June 24, 2008 6:25 PM
Sweet.
4. snarkymalarky - June 24, 2008 6:27 PM
disgusting...something so sexual and yet.... so geriatric. I wonder if he has his false teeth in. I wonder if he's a biter. Yeech. And good god, the pink outfit.
5. Dad - June 24, 2008 6:27 PM
She's got some rockin tits.
6. Snoochie Boochie - June 24, 2008 6:30 PM
Loving those fantastic tatas. I'd suck those pillow toppers for sure!
7. The Edit - June 24, 2008 6:35 PM
That's the way it's supposed to be. Give it up to ... anytime, anywhere. Tit in the mouth on a boat. Tit in the mouth in the kitchen. Tit in the mouth in the car. Tit in the mouth in the elevator. Tit in the mouth in the dressing room. Tit in the mouth in the shower. Tit in the mouth ...
That's hot.
8. The Edit - June 24, 2008 6:38 PM
BTW, you guys better hope you're getting that and more when you're 63.
9. First Time - June 24, 2008 6:51 PM
I will suck that...look nice and firm
10. http://www.VoteRobot.org - June 24, 2008 6:52 PM
She's not a gold digger, she don't care about your bank roll -- oh wait..
11. NiceRack - June 24, 2008 6:53 PM
You've got to hand it to a girl that just whips them out where ever!
My kinda gal, too bad she goes for really old dudes...
12. x - June 24, 2008 6:54 PM
um gross
13. sweet jesus - June 24, 2008 6:54 PM
Hahaha, this is hilarious..
14. titty - June 24, 2008 6:58 PM
From TMZ: "Motorboat em you old Basta*d BWRB BWRB BWRB BWRB BWRB BWRB"
lmao
15. britney's weave - June 24, 2008 7:07 PM
@11, old... and rich.
16. Dorito Man - June 24, 2008 7:13 PM
He's dressed in pink ffs.. Not really an outdoorsy rugged type is he.
17. me not you - June 24, 2008 7:19 PM
All these young whores with these old farts today - ugh, just disgusting. I can't even imagine pretending to get hot for some octogenarian just for money. Nauseating.....
18. jjjj - June 24, 2008 7:20 PM
nicest pics i've ever seen
call the museum
archive them for 500 years
19. ph7 - June 24, 2008 7:22 PM
Niceest tits posted today. That's a woman - and one who's game...
20. Trover - June 24, 2008 7:23 PM
All I know is that the dude had Rachel Hunter and kicked it to teh curb. HE must be pretty lame, or she is a crazy bitch that was tough to be around any longer. Otherwise, why get rid of that??
21. sara - June 24, 2008 7:23 PM
@17 - nice use of the word 'octogenarian'
22. woodhorse - June 24, 2008 7:32 PM
Her having to suckle Gramps out in public is about as sexy as a warm glass of water with a hair in it.
23. Manther Snack - June 24, 2008 7:42 PM
It's a little known fact that the Manther gains access to the fountain of youth through sucking the teat of a supermodel, while riding on a boat at top speed.
24. Thegrayway - June 24, 2008 7:44 PM
Wow, I really just don't know what to say.
25. Dan - June 24, 2008 8:02 PM
She's a keeper!
26. Papa Suurf - June 24, 2008 8:04 PM
Can you blame grampa. It's a big pink ice cream sundae with a nipple on top!
27. Mike - June 24, 2008 8:07 PM
Anna Nicole Pt. II. She's like a nurse who's giving an old man a feel so that he'll include her in the will.
Unfortunately for her, Rod is not as close to his second infancy as he looks, and will divorce and remarry 16 more times before dying and leaving anyone any money. The loss of self-respect and permanent stench of old man spittle is all for naught.
28. Minty - June 24, 2008 8:12 PM
My husband will suck mine when ever he gets the chance. Nothing wrong with this picture at all. Heck my clit is hard and I'm straight.
29. tati - June 24, 2008 8:19 PM
bwaaaaaaaa wow its obviously been a pRETTy long time and he just neede to make sure he hasnt been sucking cock the whole time(which he has been)
30. Do ya still think he's Sexy! - June 24, 2008 8:45 PM
I use to think that Rod the Bod was great, now, I just think he is a disgusting, old, perverted man that needs a wet nurse. I guess he won't be singing - Do you think I Sexy, anymore.....
Get with it People - Penny just had a baby and is still Lactating. He's not sucking her boob, he's nursing on it. I bet he makes her changes his diapers/depends too.
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32. H - June 24, 2008 9:28 PM
BLEEEHHHHHHHH.
33. Truth doctor - June 24, 2008 9:29 PM
Imma chargin mah lazah!
34. my comment - June 24, 2008 9:47 PM
Remember, she's sucks his 63 year old c*ck!
35. Que - June 24, 2008 10:07 PM
Que lol!
36. I Spel and Gramer Good - June 24, 2008 10:26 PM
hav any of you stupiid fukkers ever hadd a kidd? somtimmes the mothher getz engoreged and haz to have a littlle takken off the topp won of the graet expeirences of my liffe brest milkk yummmy in mee tummey that saidd, he's one ugly fukker alwayys haz ben and alwayys will bee nice hair donn't
37. TundraFire - June 24, 2008 10:34 PM
Thank God they're color coordinated, like little twins.
38. Harry Ballzack - June 24, 2008 10:58 PM
Nothing says manly like the color "Pink"
My question is ... where the hell was that paparazzi ?
That's a freaking close-up
39. Dank - June 25, 2008 12:01 AM
"let me get this straight, you pull it out, i suck" Is there any money in it for me?
40. Rut Roh - June 25, 2008 12:31 AM
The matching outfits seem a bit too much, did Rod Stewart get old and become a South Korean fashionista?
Hey, at the least the old feller gets some young tattas to suck on...while he proves either he "is not gay" or he "is actually gay and Korean at heart." It's a mommy's boy thing, gay guys do it best.
41. ibestevie - June 25, 2008 12:41 AM
So when they pump out Rod's tummy up will come a mixture of mommy milk and man jizz.
42. Famous Plastic - June 25, 2008 1:04 AM
The paparrazi are so creepy....
43. sebastian - June 25, 2008 1:23 AM
quite lovely
44. sebastian - June 25, 2008 1:23 AM
quite lovely
45. sebastian - June 25, 2008 1:23 AM
quite lovely
46. disillusionisreal - June 25, 2008 4:58 AM
Good God, she could poke someone's eye out with that!
47. Ishi-san - June 25, 2008 6:39 AM
Maybe it is some kind of sexual roleplay - two pink piggys sucking eachothers nipples (ieeewww)
48. Kim Lardassian - June 25, 2008 7:55 AM
Disgusting and ugly old fuck - ugh how she can let him touch her let alone her breasts is beyond belief.
49. veggi - June 25, 2008 8:00 AM
Looks like Frist and her dad.
50. not first - June 25, 2008 8:05 AM
first?
51. Deacon Jones - June 25, 2008 8:54 AM
What's weird, and hot, about this picture is that it's pretty obvious this isn't his first time.
If it was, I'd expect to see a perplexed, puzzled look on her face after he asked her, but she's acting like she's washing the dishes. Must be his afternoon snack, but I heard that shit tastes like skim milk, which is disgusting??? Anyone??
52. lila - June 25, 2008 8:58 AM
Hmm well, at this pic she was 33, also 4 years ago, the boobs didn't get any droppier in the meantime after having a kid, so good for her.... this chick would be seriously hot if the boobs were perkier, the rest of the body more toned and the face more harmonious...
http://www.darchtimes.com/babes5/penny.html
53. havoc - June 25, 2008 9:31 AM
Hot and creepy at the same time....
I'm confused.
.
54. Clem - June 25, 2008 9:34 AM
Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky bastid.
55. crabby old guy - June 25, 2008 9:48 AM
"Some Guys Have all the Luck", indeed. Scotland forever!
56. dude_on - June 25, 2008 9:49 AM
I hope this notoriety brings much overdue appreciation for the many selfless-women who breastfeed the elderly and are never recognized .
57. celebrity sexy pictures video gossip - June 25, 2008 9:58 AM
thanxx
58. Lola - June 25, 2008 10:02 AM
that's so disgusting.... she should be stabbed in the chest and he should be stabbed in the mouth..... nasty, ugly bastards!!!!!
59. Ted Mosby - June 25, 2008 10:04 AM
Some Guys Have All The Luck
60. gerard Vandenberg - June 25, 2008 11:06 AM
YOU OLD HORNY BASTARD!!
I've always wanted to do that, DRINKING LIKE A BABY!!
SHE GIVE MILK?
Any questions why HUGH HEFFNER is still ALIVE and KICKING?
61. kate - June 25, 2008 11:15 AM
Maybe he's just checking something on her boob. I mean it's not like his mouth on her in any of the pictures, so I just don't see the "breast feeding" thing. He might be looking at a freckle or mole or whatever. I think it looks more like he's actually looking then sucking.
62. OC Dee - June 25, 2008 11:55 AM
Rod had to do something until the Viagra kicked in.
63. TOOL - June 25, 2008 12:03 PM
Damn fuzzy photos!
64. Gummy Coot - June 25, 2008 1:00 PM
Thee Thits alone waiting for Thuguggethsions
Hesth tho nervouths avoiding all her queshtionths
Hith lipths are dry, her heart is gently pounding
Don't you juthst know exactly what thhhey're thhhinking?
Tho if you like my body and you think I'm thexy come on thugar let me know...
If you really need me jutht reath out and toutsth me come on honey tell me tho...
65. Gummy Coot - June 25, 2008 1:00 PM
Thee Thits alone waiting for Thuguggethsions
Hesth tho nervouths avoiding all her queshtionths
Hith lipths are dry, her heart is gently pounding
Don't you juthst know exactly what thhhey're thhhinking?
Tho if you like my body and you think I'm thexy come on thugar let me know...
If you really need me jutht reath out and toutsth me come on honey tell me tho...
66. DoAlHaMa - June 25, 2008 1:07 PM
Turns out Rod's hair is NOT the most ridiculous thing about him. Eh. Who knew?
67. BunnyButt - June 25, 2008 2:50 PM
She felt old age creeping up on her ...
68. The Edit - June 25, 2008 2:58 PM
28) ... that's exactly what I'm talking about Minty! I love that...
69. vomit - June 25, 2008 4:15 PM
GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
What woman in her right mind would want some horny, britishy, decrepid, 100 year old, little pink leprachaun, whose pernanently stuck in the 80's and prolly wears nightime diapers sucking on their precious young nipple.
That is sooooooooooo fucking NASTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! I can't even look at that shit. Reminds me Catherine Zeta Jones and her old timer.
I guess it's true what they say, life is a circle; you start off as a little wee baby unable to speak, eat solid foods, walk, having to wear a diaper and requiring breast feeding and apparently that's often exactly how you end up in old age.
Ahhhhhh life is funny, this is not.
70. more vomit - June 25, 2008 5:03 PM
"Please ma'm can I have some more" oh how very Dickensy (and in more ways than one).
Just REVOLTING! Can you imagine him asking her for a suck in his British douchetard old man voice.
"uuuuuhhh Penny luv can ay have a little suck suck , I'm ever so thirsty, oh thank you luv that's what your daday likes, mmmmmme tastes like crumpets"
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72. ToTellTheTruth - June 26, 2008 2:41 AM
He can just barely stand up straight, how the fuck is he going to suck on someone's tit??? And whoever this chic is she's thinking strictly of the MONEY, because who would allow a wrinkled up, crowbar nosed, humped over old fuck such as Rod Stewart to put their lips on their fucking titties?
73. ToTellTheTruth - June 26, 2008 2:43 AM
His wife?? Oh yeah, this bitch is in it for the money......
74. Tig ole' Bitty - June 26, 2008 4:00 AM
Can we get a bit of a suck luv??? XD, Mmmmm, You're in my heart, you're in my soul, you're in my mouth...,
#27, that kinda rhymes...you can cop a feel, if you put me in your will... only it sounds more country than rock and roll.
75. Missi - June 26, 2008 1:14 PM
why are they wearing matching outfits on top of the rest of the ickiness?
76. IKE - June 26, 2008 1:23 PM
Whatever!
Suck on, Rod. Would some of you prefer that it was "Charlie" lane or something like that?
See! From the cradle to the grave.....Tits are good for you.
:)
77. rod stewart - June 26, 2008 8:55 PM
There's another old bastard i wouldn't mind being... but rod stewart? For a week only... I'd get all kinds of cougar action up in that.. Of course my kind of cougar would be major cradle robbing to rod.. but hey im him so...
WTF yeah just let me be this dirty bastard for a week and I'll make that viagra work yaaaaaaa-yo!
Pot.
Nice nips tho
78. god - June 27, 2008 12:40 PM
I'd come down from heaven for a quick titie sucking from her.
79. goddess - June 27, 2008 5:54 PM
I wanna suck her titty too.
80. Kimabans - June 28, 2008 11:39 PM
At first I thought this pic was funny because he was holding on to the handrail to try to brace himself for this alleged act of foreplay. But then, as you can see in the last pic she just seemed to be laughing at him because he just seemed to give up. Yup, that's all folks!
81. Kimabans - June 28, 2008 11:39 PM
At first I thought this pic was funny because he was holding on to the handrail to try to brace himself for this alleged act of foreplay. But then, as you can see in the last pic she just seemed to be laughing at him because he just seemed to give up. Yup, that's all folks!
82. HUH??? - June 30, 2008 1:31 PM
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WORLD COMING TO???????
83. Demented - July 1, 2008 2:04 AM
Nasty old Fart!
84. julio - July 2, 2008 12:00 AM
i miss you shirley...
85. Sim free - July 2, 2008 5:25 AM
damn damn and once more damn
86. kissing - July 7, 2008 7:24 AM
Well .....Shirley? what's wrong with her ? But I heard she was dating with a single dad on soloparentdate.com ????? It seems that the guy is pretty rich ! does that true ?
87. BillyBoy - July 8, 2008 7:59 PM
Now we know the secret to his youth. Breast milk! Milk it does a body good!
88. Evelyn Hatcher - May 22, 2009 2:49 PM
Is Rod on a liquid diet, or something? Got Milk?
89. Evelyn Hatcher - May 22, 2009 2:49 PM
Is Rod on a liquid diet, or something? Got Milk?
90. Evelyn Hatcher - May 22, 2009 2:49 PM
Is Rod on a liquid diet, or something? Got Milk?