Jun 24 2008Rod Stewart requires breastfeeding at 63

Rod Stewart and his wife English model Penny Lancaster were sailing in the Mediterranean over the weekend and apparently it was time for Rod's feeding. While I assumed that would require the blood of peasant children, it was way, way weirder than that. Turns out Rod Stewart is breastfed by his wife. I'll pause for a moment while you fuck the what. I guess growing old does come with some advantages - provided you're a world-famous millionaire singer with a yacht. Otherwise, this experience doesn't really translate well for us regular folks. Right, Grandpa? Hey, where'd you get a grenade?

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that you can click on at your own risk - unless you hate having erections. Then by all means...

Thanks to Karen for making me suspicious of nursing homes. Or should I say - dens of iniquity? I blame the bread pudding.

Photos: INFdaily.com

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Nice.

Climb aboard the SS Pink Princess. WTF?

Sweet.

disgusting...something so sexual and yet.... so geriatric. I wonder if he has his false teeth in. I wonder if he's a biter. Yeech. And good god, the pink outfit.

She's got some rockin tits.

Loving those fantastic tatas. I'd suck those pillow toppers for sure!

That's the way it's supposed to be. Give it up to ... anytime, anywhere. Tit in the mouth on a boat. Tit in the mouth in the kitchen. Tit in the mouth in the car. Tit in the mouth in the elevator. Tit in the mouth in the dressing room. Tit in the mouth in the shower. Tit in the mouth ...

That's hot.

BTW, you guys better hope you're getting that and more when you're 63.

I will suck that...look nice and firm

She's not a gold digger, she don't care about your bank roll -- oh wait..

You've got to hand it to a girl that just whips them out where ever!

My kinda gal, too bad she goes for really old dudes...

um gross

Hahaha, this is hilarious..

From TMZ: "Motorboat em you old Basta*d BWRB BWRB BWRB BWRB BWRB BWRB"

lmao

@11, old... and rich.

He's dressed in pink ffs.. Not really an outdoorsy rugged type is he.

All these young whores with these old farts today - ugh, just disgusting. I can't even imagine pretending to get hot for some octogenarian just for money. Nauseating.....

nicest pics i've ever seen
call the museum
archive them for 500 years

Niceest tits posted today. That's a woman - and one who's game...

All I know is that the dude had Rachel Hunter and kicked it to teh curb. HE must be pretty lame, or she is a crazy bitch that was tough to be around any longer. Otherwise, why get rid of that??

@17 - nice use of the word 'octogenarian'

Her having to suckle Gramps out in public is about as sexy as a warm glass of water with a hair in it.

It's a little known fact that the Manther gains access to the fountain of youth through sucking the teat of a supermodel, while riding on a boat at top speed.

Wow, I really just don't know what to say.

She's a keeper!

Can you blame grampa. It's a big pink ice cream sundae with a nipple on top!

Anna Nicole Pt. II. She's like a nurse who's giving an old man a feel so that he'll include her in the will.

Unfortunately for her, Rod is not as close to his second infancy as he looks, and will divorce and remarry 16 more times before dying and leaving anyone any money. The loss of self-respect and permanent stench of old man spittle is all for naught.

My husband will suck mine when ever he gets the chance. Nothing wrong with this picture at all. Heck my clit is hard and I'm straight.

bwaaaaaaaa wow its obviously been a pRETTy long time and he just neede to make sure he hasnt been sucking cock the whole time(which he has been)

I use to think that Rod the Bod was great, now, I just think he is a disgusting, old, perverted man that needs a wet nurse. I guess he won't be singing - Do you think I Sexy, anymore.....

Get with it People - Penny just had a baby and is still Lactating. He's not sucking her boob, he's nursing on it. I bet he makes her changes his diapers/depends too.

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BLEEEHHHHHHHH.

Imma chargin mah lazah!

Remember, she's sucks his 63 year old c*ck!

Que lol!

hav any of you stupiid fukkers ever hadd a kidd? somtimmes the mothher getz engoreged and haz to have a littlle takken off the topp won of the graet expeirences of my liffe brest milkk yummmy in mee tummey that saidd, he's one ugly fukker alwayys haz ben and alwayys will bee nice hair donn't

Thank God they're color coordinated, like little twins.

Nothing says manly like the color "Pink"

My question is ... where the hell was that paparazzi ?
That's a freaking close-up

"let me get this straight, you pull it out, i suck" Is there any money in it for me?

The matching outfits seem a bit too much, did Rod Stewart get old and become a South Korean fashionista?

Hey, at the least the old feller gets some young tattas to suck on...while he proves either he "is not gay" or he "is actually gay and Korean at heart." It's a mommy's boy thing, gay guys do it best.

So when they pump out Rod's tummy up will come a mixture of mommy milk and man jizz.

The paparrazi are so creepy....

quite lovely

quite lovely

quite lovely

Good God, she could poke someone's eye out with that!

Maybe it is some kind of sexual roleplay - two pink piggys sucking eachothers nipples (ieeewww)

Disgusting and ugly old fuck - ugh how she can let him touch her let alone her breasts is beyond belief.

Looks like Frist and her dad.

first?

What's weird, and hot, about this picture is that it's pretty obvious this isn't his first time.

If it was, I'd expect to see a perplexed, puzzled look on her face after he asked her, but she's acting like she's washing the dishes. Must be his afternoon snack, but I heard that shit tastes like skim milk, which is disgusting??? Anyone??

Hmm well, at this pic she was 33, also 4 years ago, the boobs didn't get any droppier in the meantime after having a kid, so good for her.... this chick would be seriously hot if the boobs were perkier, the rest of the body more toned and the face more harmonious...
http://www.darchtimes.com/babes5/penny.html

Hot and creepy at the same time....


I'm confused.


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Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky bastid.

"Some Guys Have all the Luck", indeed. Scotland forever!

I hope this notoriety brings much overdue appreciation for the many selfless-women who breastfeed the elderly and are never recognized .

thanxx

that's so disgusting.... she should be stabbed in the chest and he should be stabbed in the mouth..... nasty, ugly bastards!!!!!

Some Guys Have All The Luck

YOU OLD HORNY BASTARD!!
I've always wanted to do that, DRINKING LIKE A BABY!!
SHE GIVE MILK?
Any questions why HUGH HEFFNER is still ALIVE and KICKING?

Maybe he's just checking something on her boob. I mean it's not like his mouth on her in any of the pictures, so I just don't see the "breast feeding" thing. He might be looking at a freckle or mole or whatever. I think it looks more like he's actually looking then sucking.

Rod had to do something until the Viagra kicked in.

Damn fuzzy photos!

Thee Thits alone waiting for Thuguggethsions
Hesth tho nervouths avoiding all her queshtionths
Hith lipths are dry, her heart is gently pounding
Don't you juthst know exactly what thhhey're thhhinking?

Tho if you like my body and you think I'm thexy come on thugar let me know...
If you really need me jutht reath out and toutsth me come on honey tell me tho...

Thee Thits alone waiting for Thuguggethsions
Hesth tho nervouths avoiding all her queshtionths
Hith lipths are dry, her heart is gently pounding
Don't you juthst know exactly what thhhey're thhhinking?

Tho if you like my body and you think I'm thexy come on thugar let me know...
If you really need me jutht reath out and toutsth me come on honey tell me tho...

Turns out Rod's hair is NOT the most ridiculous thing about him. Eh. Who knew?

She felt old age creeping up on her ...

28) ... that's exactly what I'm talking about Minty! I love that...

GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

What woman in her right mind would want some horny, britishy, decrepid, 100 year old, little pink leprachaun, whose pernanently stuck in the 80's and prolly wears nightime diapers sucking on their precious young nipple.

That is sooooooooooo fucking NASTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! I can't even look at that shit. Reminds me Catherine Zeta Jones and her old timer.

I guess it's true what they say, life is a circle; you start off as a little wee baby unable to speak, eat solid foods, walk, having to wear a diaper and requiring breast feeding and apparently that's often exactly how you end up in old age.

Ahhhhhh life is funny, this is not.

"Please ma'm can I have some more" oh how very Dickensy (and in more ways than one).

Just REVOLTING! Can you imagine him asking her for a suck in his British douchetard old man voice.

"uuuuuhhh Penny luv can ay have a little suck suck , I'm ever so thirsty, oh thank you luv that's what your daday likes, mmmmmme tastes like crumpets"


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He can just barely stand up straight, how the fuck is he going to suck on someone's tit??? And whoever this chic is she's thinking strictly of the MONEY, because who would allow a wrinkled up, crowbar nosed, humped over old fuck such as Rod Stewart to put their lips on their fucking titties?

His wife?? Oh yeah, this bitch is in it for the money......

Can we get a bit of a suck luv??? XD, Mmmmm, You're in my heart, you're in my soul, you're in my mouth...,

#27, that kinda rhymes...you can cop a feel, if you put me in your will... only it sounds more country than rock and roll.


why are they wearing matching outfits on top of the rest of the ickiness?

Whatever!
Suck on, Rod. Would some of you prefer that it was "Charlie" lane or something like that?
See! From the cradle to the grave.....Tits are good for you.
:)

There's another old bastard i wouldn't mind being... but rod stewart? For a week only... I'd get all kinds of cougar action up in that.. Of course my kind of cougar would be major cradle robbing to rod.. but hey im him so...

WTF yeah just let me be this dirty bastard for a week and I'll make that viagra work yaaaaaaa-yo!

Pot.

Nice nips tho

I'd come down from heaven for a quick titie sucking from her.

I wanna suck her titty too.

At first I thought this pic was funny because he was holding on to the handrail to try to brace himself for this alleged act of foreplay. But then, as you can see in the last pic she just seemed to be laughing at him because he just seemed to give up. Yup, that's all folks!

At first I thought this pic was funny because he was holding on to the handrail to try to brace himself for this alleged act of foreplay. But then, as you can see in the last pic she just seemed to be laughing at him because he just seemed to give up. Yup, that's all folks!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WORLD COMING TO???????

Nasty old Fart!

i miss you shirley...

damn damn and once more damn

Well .....Shirley? what's wrong with her ? But I heard she was dating with a single dad on soloparentdate.com ????? It seems that the guy is pretty rich ! does that true ?

Now we know the secret to his youth. Breast milk! Milk it does a body good!

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