Jun 6 2008Paris Hilton still alive, NOT procreating
Anyone remember Paris Hilton? Anyone? Ha ha, just kidding. Who could forget all that herp? What're you looking at above are pics of Paris and Benji Madden that sparked speculation she's knocked up with a devil spawn. Fortunately, for humanity's sake, those claims have been deemed illegitimate - like the child she'll eventually have at a later date. Us Magazine reports:
The heiress, 27, sparked blog rumors when she wore a green satin slip-dress to Crown Bar in Los Angeles Wednesday.
But her rep tells Usmagazine.com reports are "completely false."
Of course, one might say this is the product of rampant media speculation trying to drum up a story out of nothing. But we all know Paris wore that dress and went "Hello, baby rumors, I'm back on top!" So, to deflate Paris' plans, I'm going with a different angle. The truth:
EXCLUSIVE: PARIS HILTON'S BABY BUMP EXPLAINED: 'I SWALLOWED A BABY DOLPHIN'
You heard it here first. Now, quick, someone get Hayden Panettiere a club for the beatdown of the century: The Wonk. The Midget. SUNDAY!
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Reader Comments
1. lizzums - June 6, 2008 12:33 PM
first?
and who still gives a shit about paris hilton?
2. Mike Oxbhig - June 6, 2008 12:33 PM
FIRST NIGGAS!!!
3. lizzums - June 6, 2008 12:34 PM
and no, mike, I WAS FIRST, FAG.
4. Deva - June 6, 2008 12:34 PM
Guess my prayers to the gods of herpes and AIDS aren't listening. Drat!
5. Mike Oxbhig - June 6, 2008 12:36 PM
Kim Kardashian said paris's ass looks like 2 shaved hambones in a ziploc bag. Oh...and I say fuck Obama (curious george osama) Lizzums...hang a fly trap from your cooch ya skank!
6. Deva - June 6, 2008 12:37 PM
I love when morons like #2 use the word NIGGAS. Shows the grammatical intelligence of your species.
7. lizzums - June 6, 2008 12:38 PM
kim kardashians ass looks like cottage cheese when she doesn't have an ass massage. so what are you defending? the girl with two shaved hambones or one girl with a huge pound of cottage cheese? and I already did hang fly trap from my c u n t. so far I've caught two mosquitos and three wasps. great job!
8. FagsRus - June 6, 2008 12:39 PM
So that's just a beer belly?
9. nobama - June 6, 2008 12:39 PM
get a job deva
10. robes - June 6, 2008 12:44 PM
she has a gunt
11. gotmilk? - June 6, 2008 12:45 PM
correction - she will never be knocked up with a devil spawn simply because she's a man.
12. boo - June 6, 2008 12:46 PM
Are those detachable sleeves on that dress?
13. Deva - June 6, 2008 12:46 PM
#5 I would appreciate it if you referred to Obama by his Full name:
barrack HUSSEIN Obama - AKA, American Terrorist
Thank you.
14. Dr. Otto VanDerWahl - June 6, 2008 12:47 PM
Latex
15. Deva - June 6, 2008 12:47 PM
#9 where do you think i'm at right now?
16. anna - June 6, 2008 12:48 PM
Congrфts to her I wish her the best :)
17. anna - June 6, 2008 12:48 PM
Congrats to her I wish her the best :)
18. nipolian - June 6, 2008 12:48 PM
Alright....It's friday and I have just shifted into fuck-off gear.
19. samwise - June 6, 2008 12:50 PM
You can't get preggers by swallowing
20. Auntie Kryst - June 6, 2008 12:53 PM
Uh oh emodouch is getting all worked up at the paps. A name like Benji, those faddish tattos, and a t-shirt with a skull on it, equals badass.
21. Sheva - June 6, 2008 12:55 PM
Paris Hilton still yuck, her and her herpe.
Obama is no terrorists. He's just a Chicago machine opportunist who grew out of the corrupt south side where all his left wing friends hang.
He's not a terrorist, just a socialist-marxist who will leave Americans equally screwed with nothing but change in their pockets.
He takes the bills for himself.
22. Danielle - June 6, 2008 12:56 PM
I thought Paris couldn't get pregnant because her uterus was ruptured during a friendly game of Monopoly last fall??
23. sportsdvl - June 6, 2008 12:58 PM
hey #1 - apparantly you do since your life is so shallow you are excited about being the 1st to post about her!
hey #2 - Words can't even explain your level of doucheness. Makes us think you are really this Benji Madden loser on here looking for friends.
24. nipolian - June 6, 2008 12:58 PM
I'm a little jealous of Benj.....I'll bet all of Paris' vag warts work just like a french tickler in reverse.
25. Danielle - June 6, 2008 1:00 PM
Shut the fuck up already about ,Obama you whiney Caucasoiledinsects. Your asses have been up in the president seat for centuries, and the economy is still f'd up the wahzoo. Its about damn time for a change.
26. Jackson - June 6, 2008 1:03 PM
I hate worthless no talent media whore Paris Herpes. It looks like she gained weight on her stomach.
27. havoc - June 6, 2008 1:04 PM
I agree, its time for a change.
That's why I'm voting for the colored guy.....
.
28. Veroonica - June 6, 2008 1:12 PM
Oh my God 25it's you, isn't it. Imagine the honor of having Michelle Obama post on our little website! We feel so honored!
29. her royal wonkness - June 6, 2008 1:15 PM
Her eyelids are droopier and droopier!
30. caitie - June 6, 2008 1:21 PM
If she is with child then it was probably an immaculate conception. For Paris Hilton is the blessed virgin Mary of our time, and her child will surely be an incarnation of God, a prophet who will lead mankind to... whatever it is that Jesus did. Thats right.
31. scoob - June 6, 2008 1:22 PM
I think Paris' eye is smarter than #13
32. Lara - June 6, 2008 1:24 PM
I shall never drink and party as hard as I did yesterday !! I am turning to GOD!
oK, back to excuse for a human skank Hilton. You give woman a bad NAME. But than again so do I…Gosh I am confused! The drugs are not working anymore –HELP!
33. PimpMammaM - June 6, 2008 1:26 PM
Wow! Paris ate something!!!!
That's what happens when you barely eat, and then finally eat something substantial. The belly will go back down after she poops.
34. Lara - June 6, 2008 1:27 PM
At # 21 -WORDS OF WISDOM! -WELL DONE.
35. Sheva - June 6, 2008 1:27 PM
Yeah and #25, you got into Princeton on affirmative action but you still don't know how to spell whitey right.
You are one angry unhappy Obamination biyatch.
36. WOW - June 6, 2008 1:31 PM
#32 put.the.keyboard.away.
37. spencer pratt im a fucking asshole - June 6, 2008 1:32 PM
Loving the super fake-bake oompah loompah orange legs with the pale face. Bravo.
38. Lara - June 6, 2008 1:33 PM
the only way # 25 got into Princeton was to work at the kitchen cleaning dishes….
39. Danielle - June 6, 2008 1:33 PM
Bitch please. Who was spelling whitey?? I said WHINEy, as in bitching and moaning. As in what your broke ass is doing right now.
Sit Down.
40. Danielle - June 6, 2008 1:35 PM
The closest you all will ever get to a college is using the restroom in one. Dumbass trailer fucks.
41. Jimbo - June 6, 2008 1:36 PM
Now that all of the excitement is over about Paris, I have a question for the Fish Dude. How in the HELL do you put Queen Latifah in a bikini in the "So Freaking Hot" section of the Superficial? Did some one poke out your eye balls? Did you go temporally blind? What the F is up??
42. NY Ted - June 6, 2008 1:37 PM
Who is her little friend with the big boobs...???
I ride her like Big Brown in the Belmont Saturday...!!!
43. Harley Quinn - June 6, 2008 1:38 PM
the chick next to her has a way better body. Paris looks like a 45 year old hooker
44. Veroonica - June 6, 2008 1:41 PM
You go Michelle!
45. Danielle - June 6, 2008 1:44 PM
Ok, Vewrongica, the name is 'Danielle', not Michelle. Jimbo knows me, ask it.
46. Sheva - June 6, 2008 1:49 PM
We know Michelle said whitey. When she was hanging out with "minister" Farakhan as B. Hussein calls him.
He may have dismissed Shrillary but soon when the word about whitey gets out, Obama will be throwing Michelle under the bus. The media will pardon his list of excuses as the multiple positions on Wright, Trinity "Black Liberation Theology" Church, Commie Terrorist Pal Ayers, and Tony the Convict House Buyer Rezko.
Here's Obama coming positions on Michelle, over several weeks:
1. I had no knowledge of my wife's comments.
2. I was never around when she spoke badly about those "typical" white people
3. Those remarks are against everything I stand for. (Please ignore my voting left wing voting record, especially on babies surviving abortion.)
4. I can no more disown Michelle than my racist grandmother
5. Sadly, I have come to a painful personal decision and will be throwing under the bus Michelle with my other 15-20 year shocking relationships. In addition, I will no longer discuss this personal matter.
Now who is the illiterate bitch, #25. You just got pwned.
47. Sheva - June 6, 2008 1:49 PM
We know Michelle said whitey. When she was hanging out with "minister" Farakhan as B. Hussein calls him.
He may have dismissed Shrillary but soon when the word about whitey gets out, Obama will be throwing Michelle under the bus. The media will pardon his list of excuses as the multiple positions on Wright, Trinity "Black Liberation Theology" Church, Commie Terrorist Pal Ayers, and Tony the Convict House Buyer Rezko.
Here's Obama coming positions on Michelle, over several weeks:
1. I had no knowledge of my wife's comments.
2. I was never around when she spoke badly about those "typical" white people
3. Those remarks are against everything I stand for. (Please ignore my voting left wing voting record, especially on babies surviving abortion.)
4. I can no more disown Michelle than my racist grandmother
5. Sadly, I have come to a painful personal decision and will be throwing under the bus Michelle with my other 15-20 year shocking relationships. In addition, I will no longer discuss this personal matter.
Now who is the illiterate bitch, #25? pwned!
48. Jimbo - June 6, 2008 1:50 PM
@45 Is this my buddy DanYELL? How have you been. I've missed you. Where have you been?
49. Danielle - June 6, 2008 1:53 PM
Wow Sheva the Beaver, you trully outdid yourself. *handclap*
Now run along, pop 3 Valtrex tablets, and then walk into oncoming traffic like a good little slutfaced hoebag.
--
OMG. Jim?? I left this site because everyone else did. Where the fuck is Bitchport & Co. "I no longer go to Trinity either sweetums". I transfered to a better school?? 3.7 GPA & all!! Ya proud??
50. Bigal - June 6, 2008 1:57 PM
"Sheva" go screw yourself, or better yet go stick your head up Bush's azz, you probably voted for him both times....nice job!!
51. Jimbo - June 6, 2008 1:59 PM
Danielle, I figured you left this site because everyone picked on you. There are a few people left. It is not as fun as it use to be. If I was not stuck at my computer all day, I would find something better to do too.
52. Erik - June 6, 2008 2:00 PM
Christ she REALLY looks like a tranny.
53. venkatesh of new dehli - June 6, 2008 2:01 PM
sheva, danielle, michelle, barack, paris, go make up now. orgy time!
54. Danielle - June 6, 2008 2:07 PM
@51. You couldn't make some calls [or something to that affect] to get some action brewing up in here could ya??
I mean, working in the porn industry for 99+ years of your life must've gotten you plenty of connections...right??
55. Sheva - June 6, 2008 2:09 PM
Ah poor angry Michelle and her 3.7. So darn smart and didn't even see "whitey" coming.
Not so smart after all. And neither is that can't make up his mind talking to every two bit dictator Obamination either.
This country could use a strong two party system. But the Rats keep trotting out the most liberal/left wing elitist they can offer every four years.
Not good. But the local commies are happy, working hard to conceal the truth on the guy, the Osama boys in Gaza Hamas gave their blessing to B. Hussein Obama and in Tehran the mullahs are doing backflips they are so excited while putting the finishing touches on their nuke program, they can't believe their luck.
After years of talking to the Brits, French and Germans, they can't believe their luck. They can just talk and kill time while the bombs are being assembled.
And then Obama promises he will talk them out of it.
Iran is so scared of that prospect, their leader Ahmanutjob just announced the impending end of America. They must be really scared in Tehran.
And the fools here must absolutely have them terrified.
56. Danielle - June 6, 2008 2:12 PM
Jim?? Sheva is stalking me. I'm scared.
57. Sheva - June 6, 2008 2:14 PM
Uh Jim is not likely to rescue you from your utter vapidity.
No one is.
58. Danielle - June 6, 2008 2:19 PM
Uh, Um, Doe, Gee...Did I address your looney bin ass?? Didn't think so.
59. Veroonica - June 6, 2008 2:24 PM
Christ Danielle. You're still in school? Isn't it going on eight years now? I always thought you and krazyhotkelli were the same person.
60. Sheva - June 6, 2008 2:28 PM
Bi-gal. Shrillary is over. Going to concede and suspend her campaign any day now.
Shrillary's concession speech to America and her George Wallace fans:
America needs leadership and someone who will fight for you. Like me, a self-absorbed bitch who has amassed millions of dollars through my husband's promises to third world dictators.
We all remember the JFK assassination. Hey, anything can happen.
61. FCS - June 6, 2008 2:28 PM
#55 why the fuck would anyone be afraid of Iran? because Buch says we should be? or his right hand man McCain? Holy fuck, no navy, no air force worth mentioning, no way to deliver or tranport any nukes they may be able to build, yeah they are terrifying. We better invade now. Jesus, the countries going broke, oil is through the roof and your worried about piss ant Iran. Fuck rebulicans are stupid.
62. Danielle - June 6, 2008 2:29 PM
Actually, its only been 3 years. I see how someone of your age (73) would confuse the numbers. Its okay dear, go back to watching Family Feud...
63. Grunion - June 6, 2008 2:29 PM
My good the wonk has spread to both eyes !
64. Sheva - June 6, 2008 2:44 PM
FCS, hmm you seem bright. But apparently not up on the Iranian missile systems.
Even though the Syrian nuclear fuel depot got taken out by Israel, Iran will find another way and they have a bunch of improved Shebab missiles to rein hell far away.
That is if they don't decide to work out details with their "guest" Bin Ladin's son who is hanging out there with other Al Qaeda. Then maybe they will just bring their toy in across our southern border.
That would be difficult of course. They'll have to wait until Obama finishes dismantling the fence partially built. Along with legalizing tens of millions of illegal aliens.
Yes we can! And bring all your family and friends along too.
Shit Paris Hilton should run for President. She could do a lot less damage.
65. Harry - June 6, 2008 2:45 PM
She has a lot in common with Cindy McCain: botoxed, pulled back face; inherited her fortune; and steals other women's men.
66. Danielle - June 6, 2008 2:49 PM
Or maybe YOU should run for president and see how much 'damage' your fat ass could do while stomping through the White House ranting about whatever it is you're ranting about in these long-winded posts of yours.
67. Danielle's School Principal - June 6, 2008 2:54 PM
Danielle go back to school!
Danielle go back to school!
Danielle go back to school!
Danielle go back to school!
Danielle go back to school!
Danielle go back to school!
Danielle go back to school!
Danielle go back to school!
And learn something in the 8+ years you've been there!
68. Danielle - June 6, 2008 3:01 PM
Wow, someone's got A LOT of time on their hands.
69. AchtungbabY - June 6, 2008 3:12 PM
....oh do fuck off Chava, Sheva, Shaggy whatever yer name is, we think it's fair to guess your 'four more years' is almost up, (aye we'll not get that time back again!!) after which you can spend much of the rest of your life trying to construct a workable Time Machine! so you can return to a cosy place in history perhaps, where your more favoured form of 'modern' government (regime) resides!!? say... Berlin? around 1933-1941? ah! come on think of it... those rallies, those flags, the hatred of aliens, the racial intolerance!!? "the breathing room", keeping the nation safe! wave the flag... ahhh good times!
....pff ya daft moo.
...back on topic, look, sory but is Douche Madden (Pt 1) hung as he's an ugly sod and he ain't tHAT rich for her to hang around?
70. Sheva - June 6, 2008 3:16 PM
Salute to you 67! Do they give diplomas after 8 years if you have accomplished nothing but getter a fatter ass?
71. Lara - June 6, 2008 3:20 PM
yeha Michelle get your ass out of here girl! sheva you were saying...
72. Danielle's School Principal - June 6, 2008 3:23 PM
Hell I tried for 5 yrs at least to give Danielle a diploma..bitch won't leave my school!
73. Danielle - June 6, 2008 3:29 PM
This is why I'm famous.
74. Lara - June 6, 2008 3:30 PM
I like how we all try to show how cultured, intelligent and bright we are in order to justify the fact that we are so hooked on this worthless site… i.e.: Michelle with her big fucking deal 3.7, Sheva Love your ideas but don’t be extremist it wont take you nowhere a little diplomacy works wonders, other than that I am with you all the way and finally Achtungbab with his mid –century German system, I guess we do it to comfort ourselves…Kind of chicken soup for the soul.
75. Sheva - June 6, 2008 3:32 PM
LOL Lara.
Well let's see, someone is interested in reviving the grand old days of National Socialism. Now what is it that gets them so excited they can't help themselves from thinking how they can revive such and bring it here.
Shit I just can't stand liberal fascism.
And you know if you just can't get over having tens of millions of illegal aliens shoved down the country's throat and import their families to further depress the wages of Americans, they will call you bad names.
Only the elitists like Michelle and B. Hussein know what's good for us. The rest of us are clinging to the bad days of America before tens of illiterate, non-English speaking "aliens" come and save America.
Indeed.
76. Salim Singh of Pankot Palace - June 6, 2008 3:39 PM
Ladies, no fighting. You are meant for better things. Come to my palace and meet Khali.
77. Trover - June 6, 2008 3:40 PM
Stupid bitch looks stoned in these pictures. Guess that is why she loves her rocker. They party together, get high together, and then vomit together. The makings of true, long lasting love. Bet he even holds her hair for her while she is puking her guts out. What a guy.
78. ding dong - June 6, 2008 4:15 PM
I heard her vag is just really high. And puffy.
79. ding dong - June 6, 2008 4:17 PM
I think it's called "High Puffy Vag Syndrome." HPVS. Very common among wang-eyed socialites.
80. sILENT bOB - June 6, 2008 4:44 PM
Sheva, Shita, shitface or whatever you name is do yuo have nothing else to do you crazed cunt! I think you wonderful right wing party is looking for a couple of more nuts to give a white house position to, you should go for doggy style you puesdo wanna be twat.
81. jackcheez - June 6, 2008 5:02 PM
I heard she had a case of the spunkbelly...
82. Sheva - June 6, 2008 5:03 PM
I'm an independent shithead bob. But I did vote to down Shrillary recently.
That felt real good.
I love that a thoroughly corrupt power mad whore was brought down by someone with even less experience. Sweet fucking irony.
But I have to call it as I see it. You got a fact than bring it. Or just shut the fuck up.
83. sILENT bOB - June 6, 2008 5:13 PM
THE FACT IS THE UNEMPLOYMENT RATE JUMPED FROM 5% IN APRIL TO 5.5% IN MAY WHICH IS THE WORST SPIKE IN 20YEARS(ALTHOUGH YOU ALREADY KNOW SINCE YOU PROBABLY SIT AT HOME WATCHING FOX NEWS ALL DAY) AND THE HOUSING MARKET HASN'T SEEN A FORECLOSURE RATE LIKE THIS IN YEARS, BUT I SUPPOSE EVERYTHING IS FINE AS LONG AS G W BUTCH IS IN THE WHITE HOUSE HUH?? go sit on a smart bomb you simple ho!!
84. Sheva - June 6, 2008 5:25 PM
First Shithead Bob, stop typing in caps. No one cares to hear you yell. Second, I own my company this whole century so take your unemployed ass and go complain to your local welfare worker.
Besides, we already have change. Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid took over and now we have such business confidence that things are going to just keep getting better and better. Get the Obamination in there, and raise taxes and see how much better things are going to get.
Sorry you can't afford a house now Shithead Bob. Banks were just giving money away, even to illegal aliens but those days are over and it's time to pay the piper.
Next.
85. robes - June 6, 2008 5:36 PM
wow from Paris and her "gunt" to trashing Obama, Bush , Mc Cain's wife and each other... Neither Obama or McCain have a magic wand that is going to cure the housing crisis or gas prices...and GW is not soley to blame either, even though he does make an easy target. A year from now no matter who gets elected , nothing much will really change for the average person. Just hope that Paris gets fatter and even less attractive and her boyfriend gets smart and dumps her..
86. sILENT bOB - June 6, 2008 6:34 PM
Robes you are right, especially about Paris.....Shita...sit and spin miss almighty. Your time will come!
87. sILENT bOB - June 6, 2008 6:35 PM
Robes you are right, especially about Paris. Shita...sit and spin miss almighty. Your time will come!
88. It's okay to leave the plantation - June 6, 2008 7:33 PM
To Danielle:
bitter much?
89. herbiefrog - June 6, 2008 7:55 PM
hey p babe : )
looking good...
...although a little bloated ?
some "move it all" might help ?
90. OK idiots - June 6, 2008 9:29 PM
Why are we making a big deal about the end of the America as we knew it? This is not the same country it was 20 years ago. Things change ya know?
Now we have NAFTA and the Trilateral Commission and the cool Bilderbergers and always the secretive legions of Freemasons (footsoldiers) and the NWO has grown strong. The world is theirs now. Mexicans are very welcome here. Bridgette Bardot is fined for being patriotic.
You assholes just don't seem to see how oh so very important it is to outbreed the old cultures of countries into the new melange of racial mutts that the glorious BANKERS (ha ha ha we all know who has been running the show - at least the nonretarded amongst us) have long ago contrived as...
THE FINAL SOLUTION!!!!
America is getting weaker by the day.
Israel wants to attack Iran over nonexistant nukes (how many does Israel have like 30-40 and somehow that is ok? ) and their enemy Iraq is destroyed.
so....
...Israel is nice and healthy and all powerful and we are fucked
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
hmmmmmmm thinking thinking
AHAAAAAA!
You sheep now get back in your pens the wolves are stirring there is no use in us going out and fighting them even though we outnumber them. We are all pussies and idiots.
INSIDE JOB?????????
91. amber - June 6, 2008 9:42 PM
O bet she pushed her stomach out on purpose for the media attention. What's a matter little Paris not not attention lately? Attention whore and general skank.
92. lorraine - June 7, 2008 3:25 AM
Sorry but dont think she is preggers. I saw her today outside the Epitome Salon at The Beverly Glen Center........she actually looked really classy. Ben was a perfect gentleman - he got out of the car and opened up the door for her. Awwwwwwwwwwwww...........
93. Sheva - June 7, 2008 8:49 AM
90 you are like a combination of a Bircher and a friggin moonbat. I'd try to explain but you'd have no clue. And you don't.
Do yourself a favor as you only have half the equation right. Look up the bombing of Syria's secret nuclear facility and the North Korean components shipped there. Check out a map and see where this once former facility now gone is exactly and situated to Iran.
You say Israel has 30-40 nukes. You need to make some effort to read and it would be obvious they have more like triple that. Anyone who tries knows that.
Do you even bother to listen to the statements coming out of Iran from the mullah's henchman, I'manutjob. Just last week he said the US and Israel were going to be facing some calamity.
Syria complained but not too much for their "storage facility" being bombed by Israel. They have now months later refused to allow UN nuclear inspectors visit the site.
Open your eyes and at least try to have a fucking clue.
Damn moonbats and their inside job bullshit. Fucking enemies of America are out there screaming their hopes, dreams and plans for the damn world and the US and you fuckers ignore that shit and talk to each other on the internet like you are engineers when you flunked out of high school social studies.
Fucking morons. Now you are self-proclaimed global experts.
Get a fucking clue. You can read all of this on news sites from all over the world.
Now go back to your little pretend world of the "inside job." Fucking idiot!
94. Grunion - June 7, 2008 10:21 AM
Hey #93 why don't YOU shut the fuck up. Do you really think anyone gives a fuck about you or your fucking opinions? I know in real life people just walk away from you when you start to speak but holy fuck man, try decaf or something. or get laid, either or.
95. Lulu - June 7, 2008 12:00 PM
I'll bet my husband's left testicle that she is, in fact, pregnant! She's trying to pull the same crap they all do to get into the media "whore-light" before dropping the big baby bomb at the approved 3-4 month time. Who else is with me on this one????
96. Sheva - June 7, 2008 12:10 PM
Grunion, go fuck an onion or a hamster you fucking third world farmer. In real life, I'm the life of the party and I like it that way.
Of course dumb fucks like you won't get half the jokes.
Now please ask your mother to take my dick out of her mouth. She's not even good at it.
97. Sheva - World's Worst Idiot - June 7, 2008 2:20 PM
I read that the Israelis have 30 - 40 nukes, shit tongue. Why does a country the entire middle east despises, one that is only 60 years old, and that practices apartheid (against the Palestinians who have lived there for thousands of years, and by the way how many times have they been slsughtered by your heroes here) and bombed one of the USA's ships - the USS Liberty without reprisal by us. Why do they get nukes and say Germany, 80 million strong, industrial technological powerhouse gets like oh ZERO?
As to what nations that other nations trade with is none of our goddamn business. Obviously North Korea and Iran which are both on our hit lists are going to trade, stupid.
Hey pussy, how big and hooked is your nose?
This is not Israel, this is America, once the greatest country on Earth. Now we (the POO ur) are suffering and the place is going to Hell while Israel flourishes from our fucking tax dollars and they attack destroy countries at will.
Iran is a very ancient country as was Iraq, you dumb ignorant little sonovaflyriddenwhore.
If you are so mindless to not believe that the powers that be that we all know about meet behind our backs and above the constitutions of soverign nations, then you are truly one mindless coward. Which is what you are my little apologist. Why don't you emigrate to your little favorite place on earth and leave this country free of your menace, cuz we really don't want or need your kind here.
Please answer me back and we can continue as long as you would dare show your ugly beak.
Inside Job indeed. (The traitors are being asked outside)
98. gerard Vandenberg - June 7, 2008 2:36 PM
pay attention please:
"THE MOST PATHETIC COUPLE OF THIS CENTURY"!!
..................run baby.................RUN!!
99. B - June 7, 2008 2:52 PM
Sheva,
When one is debating a political point and descends into sexual attacks, it is the sign of an inferior intellect.
To begin with, let's note that we are responding to a post about Paris Hilton's tummy.
If you are going to ride that into an entirely different subject, at least come armed with documented facts and not cheesy personal attacks.
Thank you.
100. Inferior Intellect proposes to B (face down please) - June 7, 2008 3:23 PM
Hey B, if you don't like it don't read it moron. Fuck Paris Hilton. This is not an important discussion and for some of us it is fun to talk about female celebrities' genitals and breasts. For others it is politics and other subjects. None of this is structured as though we were speaking in an arena of legitimacy. It is all opinion and perversion and ridicule tainted psychobabble in essence.
Didn't you know that when you read the author of this sites articles?
Don't like it? Fuck off. I hope your electric butt plug short circuits and fries you colon. I hope your tapeworms crawls out of your mouth at a nice restaraunt (for you a Denny's ). I hope you come home one day and find your daughter in bed with your father. I hope one day you are taking a shit in a public restroom and a snake lying in the toilet bites you in the ass.
If all goes well for me, your wife will end up pregnant with a Jamaican tree trimmer.
If life loves me, you will bet whacked in the head and get amnesia and accidentally become gay. I hope you remember who you are afterwards during a furious session of your butt being pounded by your linebacker boyfriend.
We can still be pals though. I hope this was disgusting enough for you.
101. Brandon Witte - June 7, 2008 5:06 PM
It is an alibi. Hilton is going to prison for numerous, numerous federal crimes commited against me and Britney Spears. Hilton is a true monster.
102. Brandon Witte - June 7, 2008 5:06 PM
It is an alibi. Hilton is going to prison for numerous, numerous federal crimes commited against me and Britney Spears. Hilton is a true monster.
103. Brandon Witte - June 7, 2008 5:06 PM
It is an alibi. Hilton is going to prison for numerous, numerous federal crimes commited against me and Britney Spears. Hilton is a true monster.
104. joho777 - June 7, 2008 9:03 PM
I thought Paris had been taught to keep her size 11 Klondike's out of the view of the cameras. Her feet look bigger than Benji's head.
And her face looks even more made-up than usual.
Is she still in love with her artificial lfe?
105. Bobo ted - June 7, 2008 9:38 PM
Damn, all of the racist t=right-wing troglodytes are out in full force making shit up as usual and trying to criticize Obama by throwing out vapid, non-substantive, emotional terms like "socialist" or "terrorist." Because Obama has a middle name, given to him by his parents, that happens to be the same as the last name of a deposed dictator, somehow means Obama is a muslim sutocrat? Is that what passes for right-wing logic today? How stupid and desperate do you have to be to resort to a fucked up, non-argument like that? It just shows how stupid conservatards are as well as their inability to debate the issues. And how is Obama part of the Chicago political machine? Have their EVER been any allegations that his election to the IL state senate was illegitimate. Those "left-wingers" that support him happen to be the urban poor of Chicago's south side.
Fuck you repugs and your fat-cat, white racist base.
The conservatards destroyed this country over the past 30 years. The average person is making less money, is more in debt, decent paying jobs are going away (not because of illegal immigrants, they take menial low paying jobs. Go blame corporate America for paying low wages, but dark minorities are easy targets for dumb fuck republicans), health care and college are less affordable, and America has become an oppressive right-wing empire.
106. We are screwed in the good ole USA - June 7, 2008 9:55 PM
Yessir the right wing zealots are a mindless bunch. Very easy to program. Give 'em something easy to chew on and they will gobble it right up!
Swift boat veterans and commies and terrorists and Obama is a Muslim evil name and we need to attack other countries (and pass the bill over to the feudal serfs - us the poor) for trying to do the things that we do all the time, and permanent tax breaks for the wealthy and cutting benefits for the poor and the rise of the super wealthy and on and on.
And these peasant nuts take it all in (the ass) and smirck and call the left the party of traitors and radicals and delusional.
If you try to talk about changing the way we do things like alternate energy etc. they freak right out and call you eccentric or nonamerican.
I guess we will just rot away here in the states. Sure looking that way. We are fucked and fucked hard and dry. This is going to be a terrible depression we are facing. Rising oil prices and food will start really skyrocketing soon.
Wait until the fools start suffering hunger pangs. That will wake 'em up.
By then it will be too late I am afraid.
107. Cliff Notes - June 8, 2008 2:10 AM
'Sheva' - we're all still having a few problems with 'free fall collapse speed'.
(Been busy...Comments?)
108. bmose - June 8, 2008 6:26 AM
I bet Shiva owns a Qwicky Mart.
109. chumbawumba - June 8, 2008 11:54 PM
@104 I had this weird dream the other night. I went into a bar and they were having a contest. Paris was up on the bar with a bunch of other girls, and men in blindfolds were told to guess which feet were Paris' and they would get a months worth of free beer. WTF? Really, I don't bother to spend much time thinking about Paris during the day, and now I'm dreaming about her ridiculously large feet? I blame The Superficial, its seriously warping my mind!!
110. Graham.pm@hotmail.com - June 9, 2008 6:37 AM
That is the ugliest effing dress she has ever worn.
Seriously. she's rich. she should hire someone to burn that. and then give the ashes a good-ol' Catholic blessing.... and then burn it again.
so. ugly!
what the hell!
111. Graham.pm@hotmail.com - June 9, 2008 6:37 AM
That is the ugliest effing dress she has ever worn.
Seriously. she's rich. she should hire someone to burn that. and then give the ashes a good-ol' Catholic blessing.... and then burn it again.
so. ugly!
what the hell!
112. paris hilton - June 25, 2008 8:53 AM
Paris Hilton Photoshot - Photo gallery - Pictures //
http://philton.blogcu.com
113. wwwuker - August 27, 2008 1:00 PM
Jealous unimportant pathetic losers! That's the profile of the Bud-Lite Maxxim-Stuffer dips who hate Paris. Paris does more for humanity and the world between 9 AM and Noon then you and your entire family tree will do for 10, 000 life-times.
114. wwwuker - August 27, 2008 1:06 PM
Hey Lizzums
Who are you? The real truth is that what Bud-Lites like you say about Paris, including the punk dipfeces who runs this blog, is really your self-confession.
So instead of the obvious 'Who gives a shit about Paris.' Its evidence against you are these constant media events which serve to promote her and the growing number of products she produces.
The real truth is 'Who gives a shit about you?' Because its obvious that the great merchant houses of the world such as Macy's, Neimen-Marcus,
Nordstrom etc gives a shit about Paris and when she makes appearances there, its a real media event.
Pathetic loser, go back to your boyish arsed Jessica Alba because you are nothing to compare yourself to Paris.
You oughta bend over so someone can kick your loser's butt into a recruiter's office so perhaps lessons of life can be learned in Afghanistan.