Jun 5 2008Pamela Anderson's breasts still gi-normous

Christ she looks awful

what an old hag

OLD HAG

Just plain nasty, like a Barbie doll that was left on top of a hot stove.

Love that skin flap in between those stupid silicone bags... sexy how it comes away from the connective tissue!

"munch"??

It's called "mulch" not munch, you butt muncher.

This little bird flies a bit top-heavy and should think about coming in for a landing very soon.
A short creamy yellow top for a tall and long top hmmmm it seems to make her blonde feathers less real.
And momma bird is looking long in the nest I might add. We should look elsewhere for a new canary.

Yours

Randal

Thank you Pamela for your charity work for PETA. You had a roast on your behalf on the Comedy Central Channel and you dontaed all the money to PETA. You really had to put up with a lot of negative comments and jokes and you were a very good sport all in the name of charity.

Apparently there was a flash flood warning and her nipples have moved to higher ground.

#9 - thanks! I had forgotten the other main reason why she's a total loser.

Her implants look younger than she does.

She looks good for 60

Normally I hate women who Botox, but Pammy, please get some!

Wow she's not aging so well! I don't understand why women get boob jobs. They're so disgusting to me! And everytime I think about them it makes my entire body shiver (and not in a good way!)

On the contrary: I REALLY ADORE THE BIG ONES!!
But I don't know if it's your haircollour in combination with the rest of your body but my DICKy won't get stiff when you're part of my game.
Kim kardashian is indeed another story.
I think it'd her hair, more a mystic appearence and more flesh on the bones.
Please turn them back to normal and you will be surprised!!

fuck peta and it's loser members

Funny that she's such a PeTA crazy, because I hear she just loves sausage.

(crickets)

Too much sun, drugs, booze, and late night parties

The only thing scarier than that face is the fact that a 46 year guy dresses like an 8th grade skateboarder.......

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Whoa ... rode hard and put away wet too many times ... and I think one of her implants is trying to escape. My bet is she just remarries Tommy and lives the rest of her Hep-C shortened years on his estate.

I think #5 explained what's going on here. Doesn't look good.

This white bitch did not age well. I saw her on a rerun of Home Improvement the other night and DAMN! Any now, I wouldn't even let Rev Wright fuck her.

Not. Aging. Well.

Mah Second Order of Bidness:

Michelle be redeckeratin' the White House. All Jeffason and Washinton Whitey stuff be gone. Michelle be gettin' elephant statues and lepperd skin furnicher. You know, da kind wiff da eyes made outta emerils.

Old skin stretched over plastic. How does anyone find it attractive? I think finding medical alterations, scars and/or amputations/implants "sexy" is a weird fetish similar to eating your own shit while you masturbate.

But whatever turns you on I guess. Ill stick to my "fetish" of 100% natural boobs, like Keeley Hazell.

her tits are fucking disgusting. i wouldn't touch them a 21' pole. it looks like they may be morphing together there in tha middle ... kinda like webbed feet!

her tits are fucking disgusting. i wouldn't touch them a 21' pole. it looks like they may be morphing together there in tha middle ... kinda like webbed feet!

..danm it for the double post and the fucked up name ..

#10 Sam, you freaking crack my black ass up! Youmust be a Brother because Whitey isn't that funny.

Hey number 4, FUCK PETA. Animals rock but you fucking overexposed morons take it too stomachturning extremes. Im sure all the money you get goes to help animals, RIGHT???

Whitey, Hey, FUCK OFF NIGGER. Why dont you go choke on a chicken bone. Black comics arent really that funny. Lets see.....who do you have? Pryor, Murphy, And chappelle? Even dave will admit his hero is CARLIN who is whiter than a damn ghost.

Why are her boobs connected/ needs a bra to lift and separate, or a razor blade.

I heard the "plants" they were buying were poppies and maryjane..

Guuss I know where I'm going this weekend.

Pam, It is time for a boobjob tune up, botox, sun screen, hair conditioner, comb & new hair colour. Oh and some clothes that fit.

**Randal, umm you make no sense?! lol

If anyone who insults Pam is also saying Queen Latifah looks good has to be smoking some of the best weed ever. Id love to spend an hour having sex with Pam.

@20 gets the best comment of the day. So true.

Three articles in a row, and I honestly cannot decide who looks worse:

Pam's scary broke-down breasts
Amy's nasty everything
Madonna's geriatric man body

I think "b" be takin' things da rong way. I think "b" need ta be conversatin' with a brutha about what SATIRE is.

#36...ummm...that would be FOUR gross chicks in a row...

Amy is way hotter than Pam.

Amy is way hotter than Pam.

#38.. Do you mean Pete or Kim? lol

Pam's breasts look fabulous!

Queen Latifah is gorgeous!

Lily Allen is cute, hot, subtle and clever!

No thanks. I've never been a fan of this caricature of a woman and her exaggerated umm, 'features'.

33- kill yourself.

One word: Yummy.
Okay here's some more words: All you gals out there that refuse to accept the fact that God invented silicone for a reason -- to ADD to the beauty of the female form. I have seen, felt up, eyeballed many a breast in my time and it is the rare set of "naturals" that aren't pointing well south due to any host of reasons: age, babies, flat out laziness on the part of the owner... Jesus H. what's wrong with you people?! You stand in front of the mirror and two sacks of bullshit pointing towards your knees provokes you to say "Oh yeah, I got it goin' on!" Give me a break. The vast majority of you would get implants in a heartbeat if you had the $$$, self respect, and lack of delusional self absorption to see yourselves the way others see you.

Hey there gals: Yeah, it's REALLY great to hop into bed and watch you stroll out of the bathroom with your nipples staring at your kneecaps! Oh yeah, baby! Pleasure me!!!

When I see a gal sporting implants it tells me something about her: She ACTUALLY gives a fat rat's ass how others perceive her. She is doing that for herself but also for her partner. It says something in much the same way that she keeps herself trimmed up like Edward Scissorhands "down there"! For %^#&* sake! What's next? A rant about about how any "real man" wants his partner to come to the sack sporting a bush like Marcia Cross's?!? Oh yummy: I can't wait to spit hair out for the next 45 seconds while I pleasure this little chicky! (I can go a minute & 15 seconds if she's well groomed being the considerate lover that I am!)
So to each and every one of you who bashes the beauty that is a pair of man-made D-cups, take a moment and consider that your anger, outrage, whatever is driven by your utter jealousy, self loathing, and bitterness that God dealt you a hand that you are too freaking lazy to FIX!
God bless you Pamela Anderson and God bless your breasts. They are as much yours as the hair that adorns your beautiful head or the Ugg boots that wrap themselves stylishly around your petite feet. As for the rest of you: Shame on you for bashing Pam for she - much like James Brown, Our Godfather of Soul - is the Godmother of the vast majority of all the splendor that my eyes see at this site as well as any leisurely stroll down Sunset Blvd...

A last comment: If you're so outraged by man made technological advancements feel free to pass up the next Exxon you see when you need to fill up your Prius: Just take a well-aimed whizz in the tank and see how far THAT gets you!

I hate breast implants. When a chick lays flat on her back all breasts look good! I hate the way implants feel and look. Give me natural breast any size any day!

There isn't anything wrong with silicone. I don't care how much surgery a woman has. If they look good, then good for them. I wouldn't mind getting my nose done.

But her boobs have been so worked and reworked and overworked that they're lumpy and deformed.

Think should I get implants?

P.S.

I've been with chicks that have breast implants and they lost feeling in their nipples so what is the point? I get off making my partner feel good and come.

Still fine as hell.

#45 - try again, this time with a name that isn't completely lame and comment that's way shorter and at least slightly entertaining.

#45 Well said. Listen up ladies, All men love big firm tits, period. If you have small tits get implants. If you can't afford them, shut the fuck up because you are irrelevant anyway.

Why grandma, what freakishly large breasts you have!

All the better to distract from my face, my pretties.

I'm going to hide under the covers now and pretend I didn't see these pictures. I'm going to have nightmares about mannish Madonna arms and giant boobies.

#48 - Do you mean again?

#45 So what exactly are you saying?

#44 Get a hold of yourself!!

#52 - your tough guy act would be much more impressive if you weren't commenting on a fey celeb gossip site.

51- hello troll honey!!

Wish I could afford them but I don't have a job.

#57 Cindy, you would be much more impressive if you were under my desk right now playing a few notes on the ol saxabone.

@60 It's probably the size of your name

#48

You are a nice looking lady but you already have breast implants. Perhaps you asked this question because you were having a blonde moment.

#60 - derogatory comments about women and giving a pet name to your penis...I'm so sorry that it's small, dear.

@45 Actually there are some individuals who are really into hairy jungle bush. I don't understand the fascination, but hey, whatever makes them happy. If any bush lovers are here, explain it, I have a warped curiosity.

wow, the "boys" that comment on this site are totally pathetic. You must feel so proud of yourselves, you can hide behind your computer and type your asnine comments. You couldn't handle a real woman. What a joke you all are.

no, I think she needs to go larger.

52- you sound like white trash. Stop taking my tax money and get a job.

I know all you females only come to these sites to get educated on how to please/get guys. I'm just giving you the facts. Please don't bash me for helping you out.

Look at that face superficial writer! That's the story.

RE Pic #5.... "Let's see.... which one starts the car again? Keys or I-Phone.... keys or I-phone? I'll ask....what's his name again? ...oh yeah, Baby Daddy... hee, hee, I keep forgetting. Shit.... he won't know. Okay... start over... where did I park? Whose tits are these?"

I love this site.

I love reading the posts. Self-righteous women condemning men, self-righteous men condemning women, both too ignorant to see there is a happy medium, hehe.

@68 You dork ;)

What? Is it gross bitch day on the Superficial? Amy Wino, Madonna, and Pam Anderson, Kim KarFatass all on the home page. I should have waited until after lunch to look.

45? Did you see her face? Not to mention the neck, knees, and elbows. Hey, I'm all for a good tit job if it's necessary or wanted, (by the way, you obviously haven't slept with many women if you think all our nips point to the floor. Either that or please stop banging your grandma.) but women, for the most part, are a package deal, and a little all around maintainance doesn't hurt. Her skin shouldn't be that saggy at forty. The bitch looks like she never moisturized in her entire life. She might have a nice body, but it's flabby, meaning her lack of exercise shows. She depended so much on that fake rack that everything else went to the wayside.

I am so sick of people saying this bitch is hot. Her makeup artist is hot for what he/she does for Pam, but not Pam

When are we gonna see dudes getting penile implants?
I mean, the measure of a man IS the size of his penis......

Breast implants are obvious. Penis implants are not.

Damn, that face and those hands look like she got them from an 80-year old woman. What a mess!

#25: LMFAO!! Your best work to date Barak! What will your 3rd order of bidness be? <3

#25 and #78 - yeah, that racist shit is really unfunny you fucking kkk members. get your head out and stop perpetuating a stereotype.

Would I prefer a D-cup? Absolutely! However, my original post failed to mention that I am also firmly in favor of what I like to call the "implant-that-obliterates-bad-breast-dynamics" I believe the technical term is ITOBBD Syndrome. This is the implant that can be a B or small C that while not greatly enhancing the breastage, makes them firmer, perkier, and far more attractive to the human eye. This implant procedure literally reverses Mother Nature/gravity and that my friends is the best of technology. This implant procedure is as welcome to these eyes as the Christina D or any other luscious female form sporting a eye-popping D - cup.
In my lifetime there have been three great inventions: The self adhesive postage stamps; artificial insemination so that Clay Aikens and Michael Jackson can become fathers; and breast enhancement.

For those of you playing at home, here's another reason I prefer the D-cup: Even when the gal sucks in bed (no pun intended) I still have the great good pleasure of remembering a night well spent with her mammories. I can't remember the names, I can't remember the faces, I can't remember the awful technique but by golly just like the lovers that will always have Paris, I'll always have the mammory memory! And ladies: Before you bash - I'm sure there's a special pair of testicles that floats in and out of your thoughts whilst scrubbing the toilet...

That is the most fucking disgusting cleavage I have ever ever seen in my life. Jesus. My eyes are permanently scarred.

JADE IS RIGHT. The happy medium is a woman mouth

Yeah. Michelle Obama is rascist enough for all of us!

If you stare between her tits, they starts to look like an ass.

Yep .Pamela Anderson's breasts are still ginormous and her face is still busted. Nothing to see here.

And it only takes about 10 minutes...

Pammie's forehead looks like she's appearing in Star Trek.

She looks older and dumber than John McCain. That's not easy.

I hate Peta, and I'm a vegetarian.

Anyhoo, she's really not aging well. God damn..

I am vegetarian and do not hate PETA but it is sad how some PETA members do crazy things and gives all PETA members a bad name.

45 and 52

You guys are loney creeps that jerk off to barely legal teens on the Internet.

I'm happy that the polls right now indicate a close race between Obama and me, cuz goddamn am I ever fucked! I had my best month ever fundraising and it was way less than half of what Obama raised back in Feb when Hillary was still siphoning off funds. Obama's gonna have at least 5 times what I have in terms of money. Some of the key Bush '04 donor have ALREADY donated to Obama - fuckers sure are placing their bets early. Maybe I should use my dwindling funds to buy a supply of pens to clutch in my right hand, because it looks like I'll be doing my best impression of Bob Dole this fall...

#91

Actually, they've been with grandmas only (hopefully not theirs), that's why they haven't seen natural nips that don't point to the floor.

When you see posts like that, just be understanding that some men are unluckier than others. Why do you think he emphasized women that are bad in bed? I mean, I don't think anyone has ever heard of a grandma being fantastic in bed. You see, when the only women you can fuck are dry and wrinkly with fire-hose boobs, Pam definitely looks "Yummy".

All Pam needs to do is use Photoshop like all the other celebrities to look good.

One word: UNIBOOB!

I could get lost in Pam's breasts...or in Maddox's ass...yummy...

But that face is a-trocious.

For the luv of mike that's a crying shame. She used to be so freaking hot. Now she looks like some carnival side show creature Marlin Perkins would fear. If she were smuggling cocaine in those things she could retire after one trip.

Best part? That equally old and disgusting guy gets all the young poon he wants.

Looks like the Hep C is taking its toll.

Hey #48.. NEED ATTENTION MUCH? What's the matter? Daddy never gave you enough attention, so you have to be a loser and post your picture to ask "Boo hoo... do I need implants?" when you obviously already have them?? At only 19 years old, that's pretty fucking pathetic. You'll be the next known whore sucking some politician's dick for media attention.

um, fish...her "breast" is still ginormous? she only has one? pay attention to your damn spelling & grammar! ;o)

I wonder what shade of toenail polish Tommy Lee is wearing.

Who's that truckstop hooker and what'd she do with Pam Anderson?

Barely Stearn - June 5, 2008 1:35 PM

You know, there are women in this world who do not need implants because they have naturally perky breasts AND a brain, but from your post it's pretty clear why you've never been able to fuck one.

She looks like a used up skank. When is she gona lose the whore makeup. Her boobs are Naaaasty. The skin in between looks like its ready to split any second. But I hear shes very nice in person....

She looks like a used up skank. When is she gona lose the whore makeup. Her boobs are Naaaasty. The skin in between looks like its ready to split any second. But I hear shes a very nice person....

Are these stills from Faces of Death 18, did this woman jump out of a high rise or something? Oh wait, it's just Pamela Anderson.

Gi normous and dented.
blech.

Tofu, I hope you die at the jaws of a pack of wild Chihuahuas. You and the rest of your people hating, hell bent on world domination/destruction, vegetable only eating, diabolical, camel penis licking, PETA/ASPCA, brain dead, by the book but don't know how to read, scum will all smoke turds in Hell w/ Satan and Hitler. Go pedal your filth elsewhere, I'd rather read drive by spam crap about some fucking dating sight.

I agree with Barely Stearn. Get a boob job, you flat-ass loser.

Also, get a cunt lift -- those saggy-ass lips squeak against your legs when you walk.

Note to Pam: NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT MAKEUP ON!!!!

I believe what's happening between her breast is called "loafing" ; what I can't believe, is that she hasn't had it fixed. The skin seperates off the chest when the implants are placed too close together and/or are too large for ones frame. She's been walking around like that for what, four or five years? My guess is she's afraid of losing a little attention by having to get smaller implants (again).

We all age ... leave her alone.

He looks way cuter now ... common guys, admit it, he has aged well.

Her breasts are so gross & deformed looking; why can't she see that and take those ugly suckers out...or at least cover up a little? Or at least stop dressing like a 20 something ready to hit the bars! And she's aging far worse than almost any celeb I can think of. She used to be so beautiful (albeit, in a tacky sort of way).

MW - You the man! Keep up the great work on behalf of every man-hating bitch walking the planet. It is SO much fun posting my material just for the sheer pleasure of winding you broads up and watching you spew your venom. YOU make my point perfectly: Gals that get breast jobs love men. They want men to love and appreciate them like a great work of art. These women actually love and dig men and appreciate all the qualities we bring to the table. They want to bring pleasure and receive pleasure in return. They love the fact that they are women and do not feel demeaned or cheated because they have a vagina. Women like you and the pussy whipped girly men who post on your behalf hate men, hate themselves, and go through life with D-Cup sized silicone chip on their shoulders. As for your "men" and I use that term loosely: Grow a set! If you can't, then I'm pretty certain scince has progressed to the point where you can get fitted with a pair of silicone implants where your nuts used to be before you gave them lock, stock, and barrel to the closet lesbian you're dating or married!
If I'm a pathetic loser then I'll be sure to save your place in line right behind me when you go get your bush braided!

...and as this age is rapidly winding down, they will be again.
"Hey bitch, get me a beer"! and "Cunt, get out there and mow the lawn you fat fucking whore"! and of course "Hey you dirty filthy stretched out skank of a slut, where's my dinner?"
Those were the good days and they were replaced by the Era of Falsehood.
Real men will soon revert back to those days when TV and televangists and other thought programming liars loose their voices.

Women are just naturally put here to do what they are told, otherwise they open a foul mouth that should really only be opened to accept cock.

Am I right fellas?

eww, she looks like hepatitis c!

She's always looked like a fucking hairless gremlin.

I like Pammy and her boobies. She's Canadian, what's not to like?

Guh-ross

#45 etc you are a retard. First of all GOD did not create silicone you fucking idiot. I used to be a stripper and most implants look horrible. I've seen nipples that point in two different directions, massive scarring, and known several women whose implants ruptured and what a load of fun that was for them and their men!! Secure women who are sexy and confident do not get, need or want implants. And fyi I have double D's that are not saggy and my nipples do not point downward. You're a moronic misogynist and most women get implants to compete NOT to impress men!

Mr. McCain,

Don't all y'all be werryin' up in herrrrrr. Y'all know we get eech uvver's back, legislatively speakin'.

If'n you win, you just be passin' da same stuff I be passin'. They ain't no diffuns between us anyhows. You be redistributin' Whitey's shit, I just be doin' it faster.

The only diffuns be dat I be puttin' rims on dat Hellacoppa dat be picking me up on da White House Lawn.

Mr. McCain #92,

Don't all y'all be werryin' up in herrrrrr. Y'all know we get eech uvver's back, legislatively speakin'.

If'n you win, you just be passin' da same stuff I be passin'. They ain't no diffuns between us anyhows. We BOFE be usin' Grobal Warmin' to redistribute Whitey's shit, I just be doin' it faster.

The only diffuns be dat I be puttin' rims on dat Hellacoppa dat be picking me up on da White House Lawn.

Much love to my homey #78 who be lookin' fowood to my Third Order of Bidness tomorrow. I be announceratin' da Boyz in da Cabnet.

I am slightly concerned about da Senate confimashun herrrrrings.

Peace
B to tha O

#122

Lesson 1: Only men who can't get laid will waste his time on a gossip site, unless he's gay. And when a man's comment is that long, you know for sure he is beyond desperate. And since he's poor, he can only pay for aging hookers who can't afford implants, whose nips point to their knees, hence his comments.

Lesson 2: So ignore such comments because if you met him in person you'd probably puke because of how disgusting he looks, not to mention how thin his wallet is. He never got (favorable) female attention, so he thought even hatred is better than being the source of physical disgust.

Oh my # 5. You got that right. You can only pull skin soooooo far. Icky.

She looks 98, maybe 97 on a good day.

on a related note, OC Dee, where are you?

Hey asshole...yes, that's you #45. For starters, I actually like Pamela Anderson. I have been a fan for a long time. Is she desperatly trying to hanging on to youth by having very exagerated, OVERDONE titties. YES. There is a happy medium. Age gracefully. She probably should not have had the last set done so large. Probably trying to hang on to her fan base of dorks like you. Nothing wrong with implants, there are alot of very pretty "manmade" titties out there. But let me guess,...you are a little sawed off, hair receding,..no wait...mullet wearing dumg ass. Yeah, I'll bet Pamela would want a sweetie like you.

122 - well you have certainly cemented in my mind the old axiom that all strippers are mindless retards: Are you so dimwitted that you can't distinguish between a bit of witty wordplay (God created silicone) from pure scientific fact?! Good grief, madam: You are an idiot if you thought I was serious with that claim. For f*ck's sake: If I were as stupid as a stripper's pole as you appear to be I'd refrain from posting - just out of concern that I'd confirm in this venue what anyone who actually knows you out in the world already knows to be true: You are a moron.
Perhaps I'm being too hard on you: Perhaps in your years of stripping instead of wrapping your legs around the pole you were wrapping your ears around the pole and the constant whirling motion left your brain pan shell shocked and incapacitated?
As a frequent biz traveler I've been in strip joints from NYC to LA to Minnesota, to Atlanta, to South Florida: I don't know what subterranean rat hole you were plying your trade but the breast enhancements I've seen from coast to coast looked fan-dab-TASTIC! As your commentary on my 'God created silicone' bit clearly indicates you and your stripper posse are obviously so freakin' dumb that I have no doubt the docs were cutting corners and filled your buddies cleavage with hardtack thus the less than hoped for results!
By the way: Did you actually say "Secure women"?! Good gravy: As this site clearly demonstrates each and every day there is NO SUCH THING: All you "secure women" posters spend countless time and keystrokes bashing truly secure confident young women like Christina, Heidi, Kim, Pamela, et al
If you qualify as a secure confident woman than someone PLEASE find me a cast iron stripper's pole right now so I can clang my head against it until I am either unconscious or as dopey as your boyfriend/husband/parole officer who will put up with your bullshit so he can stare in wonderment at the gigantic tits you claim to have.
By the way: Since you DO appear to be as dumb as a bag of rocks please look at post #123: You do realize that is NOT the REAL Barack Obama don't you...? Don't you?!
Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to spank the monkey with thoughts of your double D's whirling around in my head...In your honor I am going au naturale and only using organic vegetable oil!

Pam. That is not how good breasts should look. Just lose 'em now and try to get back some sense of normalcy. You used to be so fuckable, too.

I see I've pissed off even more of the ladies here: LOVE the stereotypical assertions regarding my penis, my hairline, my hairstyle, my wallet, my herpes zoster (Oh wait a minute, that was my mom's e-mail to me...never mind...). Hey kids: Take a breath. Relax. It'll all be all right. The world is still safe for flat chested man hating eternally and bitterly single ugly fat chicks. I promise!
I also promise to defend until the end of time your right to be all of the above. On the other hand: Why not defend MY right to love a righteous set of fake gooberies?! Isn't viva la difference the thing that we should all strive for in this world...Can't my love of fake breasts and your love of the hideously flat chested and/or droopy tata'd gargoyles that currently roam your dorms co-exist on this wonderful planet we call earth...? Personally speaking - I embrace you: For that is what this site is truly about: The Superficial - Because you're ugly.
As such I hold out the symbol of peace in our time in my outstretched palm. Please circle round ladies...each of you take my hand and in each palm you will find the true essence of peace and tranquility and the answer to all your apparent misery: A sub muscular 450 cc silicone implant for each of you...

Final thought: There's a reason Fish moved this post back to the top: Big bodacious goobers are the center of the known universe. Learn it. Live it. Love it!

Dear Barely Stearn,

You are right. Please accept my apologies. I must have misunderstood your dissertation. After all, you do appear to be quite the aristocrat due to your extensive "biz traveling." How I misread your comments about stereotyping ANY woman who challenges your thought process, as flat chested/droopy breasted, man-hating women is beyond me. I again apologize to you. Just one question....Why the organic vegetable oil? Can't believe you would be alone tonight. Don't be upet. Please put a smile on your face. If you need a friend, we can go over your "mommy issues."

Cuddles,
Katie-Boo

P.S. Try the EVOO. I hear that it is prefered.

The whole uni-boob is a terrible side effect from all the boob jobs this woman has had. It's awful how there's nothing natural about her - and yet supports those nuts of PETA, how ironic.

wrinkle face sums it up i lust wanna let you huys know that there are some fine ass real tits out in this word along with the ugly ones bitches

Pamela still has a pretty nice rack.

Her legs are sorta veiny and scary although her feet look good as always.

Speaking of feet, I'm still hung up on Tommy Lee's painted toes. I'm about his age and would love to paint over that ugliness too, lol. My girl would probably be into it too.

Well. Ok.
# 1 to #135 - you all seem to be real 'intellectuals'...

Inside job ?

I'm not saying she looks like shit, but my vomit just vomitted!
Her lips look like a vagina now, her boobs look like they've morphed into angry basketball demons, and that forehead looks like it's been slapped with a brick too many times!

SHANDA PANDA CAN SMOKE PAM ANY DAY OF THE WEEK!
(If you don't know who she is...Tommy Lee does, and that's all that I'm saying)

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Pamela Anderson lives through her boobs. They are literally her life. Without them she isn't Pamela Anderson and has no identity. Sad eh? I'd sooner be a whole complete totally average human being than having to justify my existence by having gi-normous boozwams.

Yikes ! # 1-138.
Inside job ?
Having any problems with 'free fall collapse speed , the Dancing Israelis' - thst type of thing ?

Cliff Notes : Oh. Nice gaazooms Pammy.
I'll bet those 'Bee Gee's' guys will sue those singing 'free bee ' truthers for zillions. They can't change a song like that and keep the tune.
Binky : Cliff - Don't forget. 9/11 was an inside job.
And people are starting to 'wake up' as they say in the industry.
Cliff Notes : Oh.

@no'45:
wtf u desperate cunt..
wasting much time to type that shit out..
lol.. i hardly read it, but gawd
u'll match up wid paris the skank whore, u fking male-whore.

and wtf?? i always thought that pamela was 'hot' tho i never saw who she was..~ or is she just old now..

her implants look like they're about to fuse together, or... rupture

#20 is totally right. Ever Henry Rollins knew when to drop the "I can still be hip with the kids" phase.

Rode hard and put away wet......

Dearest Katie -
I happen to have both an over active sweat gland AND sexual hunger. I divide my day up into three parts: Writing fan letters to Clay Aikens and Regis Philbin; masturbating; and dropping bon mots about huge goobers at web sites such as The Superficial.
As for the vegetable oil: I encountered one too many fake breasts without using a dental dam and developed a serious systemic autoimmune disease which now necessitates my having to live in a germ free bubble where my only decorative wall accoutrement is a picture of John Travolta riding a horse with Glynnis O'Connor - thus I have been forced by circumstances to resort to only natural products. HOWEVER, I am like a crack whore and absolutely refuse to give up the fake breast: In fact - right now - I am jonesing for a set of hard, perky deliciously fake D-cups even as we speak...Do you suppose I could ask you a favor? Since you're not doing anything with your life, could you be so kind as to get a nice D-cup rack inserted into that frying pan you call a chest and rush right over here pronto and press your new delicious set of fun bags up against my bubble? God bless you madam.

Except for the fact the tissue between her breasts looks damaged, she is absolutely gorgeous. Nice hair, pretty face, nice legs, just needs a breast reduction and repair.

She is still by far one of the hottest women out there. She was a natural beauty, she never needed implants. She still doesn't. She'd be stunning with small breasts.

her face is starting to get rather drag queenie.

She has a little bit of uniboob happening there. Breast implants just don't seem like their worth all the trouble.

My darling Barely,

As tempting as your request may be, I find myself holding back from fullfilling your request. You still seem to be a person with female anger issues (#129) in addition to your hapless bubble situation. After all, that stripper could be smoking hot and you are limiting your resources for possible canditates to do the "breast press" on your home. Your vapid remarks are not heplful in that regard.

You have represented yourself as the type who would curl up in your little plastic prison and chew the heads off barbie dolls and well.....
quite frankly....inserting the remaining parts. While some might find exciting, I find it a tad frightening. (EVOO is Extra Virgin Olive Oil and most certainly will fullfill your requirement of being organic. I hope you find that helpful.)

Please refer to (#137) for more self help.

God Bless you also, my unfortunate friend.

And lastly - keeping with the intention of the thead.
"Pamela Anderson, while as wonderful as she is, has distorted tatas."

(wink) Hang in there baby - Katie-Boo

Her cleavage is disgusting. How could anyone find her fake breasts to be attractive, especially with that nasty cleavage she has. She looks like a hag.

ack Fish keep these photos in your 'private stash' puhleeeease. The way her skin detaches from her body makes me throw up a little in my mouth every time I see it.

DAMN she looking rough nowadays, but I'd still give her tits a squeeze if I was in a strip club, and drunk, and it was last call for lap dances.

I bet it bothers her sons to see their mom dress like this all the time. Her sons are going to have serious issues with women.

You know why she isn't attractive any longer?
IT'S JUST BECAUSE OF HER ENORMOUS TITS!!
This all is so dated, oh man!!
It looks like she is a prostitute without a job!!
UNBELIEVIBLE, but true!!
THE NINETEES ARE OVER, accept that!!!!!!

Are her boobs fused together? the first pic, ugh, something wrong up there!

Feet look nice, though.

All I can say is thank you God that I will never meet the absolute tools that troll this site talking about boob jobs and such! Betting a million dollars you are all single and will be heading over to get porn on your way home from work. That's the most action you'll see all year. What a bunch of morons! (Barely I'm talking to you). You are the biggest joke! You take yourself so seriously. Thanks for the laugh - your mom did a stellar job with you. WOW

I wonder how many breast scars she has at this point...must be dozens.

Pamela - old and plastic and ugly.

coffeebean - gay and angry

Barely Steam - coffeebean's top

@159 You are wise.

#75 agreed. and #76 it is all too obvious the inadequacies once it is too late and you see the 'lack of goods'. Guy size is way more important in getting a woman off, where as breast size is purely aesthetics

TO Barely Stern:

Nothing wrong with implants. That's not the issue most people are commenting about.

What IS disturbing, however, is:

1. The condition of her implants. As #5 stated, quite well, is that her skin has come away from it's connective tissue, thus creating a somewhat disfiguring bridge between her breasts. Most women who develop this condition after implants get it repaired. And not that she "has" to do that, but it's baffling why she'd want to expose it. Paula Abdul comes to mind.

2. Pam Anderson, in my opinion, is an example of what happens to women who've built their entire career and identity on their sexiness. As they get older, they have an extremely hard time letting go of that. When you're identity and self worth are centered around your looks (or in Pam's case, breasts), when that fades, an identity crisis ensues. Some women can reinvent themselves, some can't. The one's who can't end up looking not just desperate, but pathetic in some regards. (Who hasn't had that drunk old aunt at the wedding who tries to dance with the 20 year olds?)

In this picture, what I see is a women who's had very large breasts for a long time define who she is. Her face looks weather beaten, but there she is with the ever present low cut top. I want to say to her "Pam, it doesn't matter if you have boobs the size of Uranus if that's how your face is looking".

There IS something to be said for "growing old gracefully". When can we expect to no longer see her in V necks down to her belly button? 50? 60? 82?

SHEESH!!! HOW MUCH OLDER CAN SHE LOOK?!??! HER FACE LOOKS LIKE 50-55, EASY! OMG... what happened to this girl???

SHEESH!!! HOW MUCH OLDER CAN SHE LOOK?!??! HER FACE LOOKS LIKE 50-55, EASY! OMG... what happened to this girl???

SHEESH!!! HOW MUCH OLDER CAN SHE LOOK?!??! HER FACE LOOKS LIKE 50-55, EASY! OMG... what happened to this girl???

Actually, Steamy really cracks me up... !

Actually, Steamy really cracks me up... !

She's beat like your mom!

She looks about late 40's??? But, HAH! This is funny?!?! All of the guys talking trash about her now would have gave their left nut to be with her about 10 years ago...not so beach babe-ish now is she??? So glad I am a brunette and not sunblasted....

still fuckable

She look like an old drag queen

this is a funny cool site. I totally love it! I'm going to link you to mine stagesamurai.blogspot.com

Hugz
-K