Jun 26 2008Obama: Scarlett Johansson is not my 'e-mail buddy'

Boobs look good.

FIRST you black cock gagging dimwit whore followers

Nothing wrong with that...

'thank you Scarlett for doing what you do'

meaning, of course, always managing to show dem fine white tittays.

Yuch...Ill bet she likes legs and thighs at KFC. Another casuality to white guilt.

She can be my email buddy..

@2 Nice try you stupid Veggi troll..

woot.

woot.

I think Barack misunderstood. She said she had an email relationship with him, not that he had fathered a child with her. There was no need for him to go all black and abandon her.

If I'm Obama I get her personal email address and ask her to send me some private pics!

loser troll #2 - you are a douche.

Ha ha! What a loser... she totally got slammed. Guess she's not quite as cool as she thinks she is!!

Where da white women at?

just what we need, a fucking wanna-be celebrity president... i'm sure soon he'll pick spears as his running mate

Obama is a dumb shit.

You could do worse silly neegrow

He'll say or do anything to become president. If it means acting like all the young female celebs love him, to appeal to younger voters, he'll do that. If he needs to look serious and mature, he'll ditch them, just like he did with Ms. Boobage. If it means promising to stick to public funds to avoid the corrupting influence of big-money donors, he'll do that. If he needs to do a complete 180 on that promise, to collect enough money to become the worst example ever of campaign excesses, he'll do that. In a heartbeat. He's completely untrustworthy. Even so, given we're talking about politicians, I might still consider voting for him, based on his record. Wait, what record? Keeps no promises, abandons his closest friends (Rev. Wright) as needed, has done nothing. Only a fool would vote for this cardboard cutout of a man.

love those titties sweetheart

She is sooooo fucking hot. God, I would give anything to fuck her right now. Her tits always look amazing.

Fuck Obama. I've had it with all of this multiculturalism BS. We've taken it too far, and I can't wait for some kind of backlash against it.

She should go up to his campaign bus and pull up her top and rub her tits on the window while saying "oh Billy..."

OK, let's do the math:

Scarlett Johannsen: Batshit crazy
Michelle Obama: Batshit crazy

Scarlett: Insanely fuckable. Unbelievably hot. Tits to get lost in.
Michelle Obama: Looks batshit crazy.

Why would anyone vote for someone too stupid to have a piece of ass like this? You people defended Bubba for getting blown by Yoda - but you'll vote for someone too stupid to take this when it comes along?

Why would Scarlett be so hot for him? Why would any white girl want something going into her that looks like what comes out of her every morning after she has her coffee?

just stay away from the cigars, Scarlett. Nothing good can come of it.

Now this is the last site that needs a political discussion, but seriously, Matt, McCain is five times the flip flopper Obama is. Though McCain once self-congratulatorily denounced the practice of state-sanctioned torture, he voted against making it explicitly illegal for C.I.A. interrogators. Though he once supported a common-sense immigration reform bill co-sponsored by Ted Kennedy, when asked during a Republican debate in Los Angeles whether he would vote for his own bill, McCain said, "No, I would not." I also love how he brags about his visit to Baghdad and how safe it is. He fails to mention that he was accompanied by one-hundred soldiers, three Blackhawk helicopters, and two Apache gunships. Anyways, I'm done ranting. We've already had one temperamental fuckup son of a military father for the past 8 years, I don't think we need another.

So, what does his race have to do with anything...it is getting really redundant.

Morning troll. I must admit though, I would love large black one deep down in the baxkside of the front of me. I would do Barrack, he's cute ;)

@p0nk - Scarlett p0nk is a punk...Smoke to your hearts content...cigars, cigarettes, and whatever the eff you want. You are hot. Just stay away from crack and heroin like Skanky Crackhouse.

I'd love to motorboat those babaloons...

Obama: The Hopium of the Asses.

#23 - McCain has served his country, oh, 1000 times more than Obama (although the math doesn't really work because Obama's number is zero). You're right, Obama's record contains less flip flopping. Because his record contains: nothing.

Gee, I wonder where he got the idea that he didn't have to EARN this opportunity?

@2 and 21. hello retard!!

And come on fish. A reasonable political debate on the fish is like successful marriages. It's just not gonna happen..

blah blah blah..

i wonder if she got his barack of love

16, 20, 21 and 22 you hit it on the head and made me laugh at the same time. McCain is no better (fucking open border peice of shit), but it always comes down to picking the lesser of 2 evils. Sorry Barack, but hope and change wont put gas in my tank or food on my table. But hey, if you wan't your taxes to go up 110 - 630% then go ahead and vote for this guy.

When did she start working as an organ transplant courier?

@ #21, veggi: That made me laugh until I had a coughing fit!!!

@ #25, Morning troll: STOP TROLLING VEGGI YOU RANCID STINKING TURD!!! >: (

@26 - i'm sorry you didn't seem to make the connection to a certain philandering president and his affinity for cigars.

I saw Barack Obama once, but then I flushed again and he was gone.

Well, personally, I prefer black men over white in my relationships. They tend to be more animalistic, smellier and make me feel like Im doing it with an animal, something I am only able to achieve when I visit 3rd world countries and venture in the woods alone, or with one of my gay, liberal friends. Dont knock it till you try it, monkey cock is good if hes at least halfway conscious when you mount him.

I was going to vote for McCain but it looks hopeless for him. I think instead I'll write in James Earl Ray.

@31 - Sorry Barack, but hope and change wont put gas in my tank or food on my table.

And being old and telling kids to get of his lawn won't put gas in my tank either. How the fuck do you think we got into this spot in the 1st place? Because of GW and his Republican imbeciles moron. If you don't think that the same stupid Mf's who have been screwing shit up for the past 8 years won't still be running shit when McCain is in office your fooling yourself. Vote for McCain and 8 years from now you still be bitching, wondering why shit is still fucked up.

Huuuuuge Implants! And she keeps saying she hasn't anything done!

The only thing Obama should be flip flopping is burgers in Harlem.

@35 lol thats great, funny shit

Goddamn, the trolls are out today!! I think about every single racist comment is being congratulated by the same dipshit that wrote it in the first place..

I think all mixed race guys are cute. White men tend to be insecure and less sexually agressive. Money can't but you happiness and I would rather live in poverty with a black or brown guy with my holes nicely stuff then empty twatted with some rich white noodle. Sorry, it's just how I feel.

By the way Happy Racist, I can take care of myself and don't need a pig in rusty metal trying to stick up for me.

jesus, shut the fuck up 43..

St. Peter is at the Pearly Gates checking up on the people waiting to enter Heaven.

He asks the next one in line, "So, who are you, and what did you do on
Earth?"

The fellow says, "I'm Barack Obama, and I was the first black to be elected President of the United States!"

St. Peter says, "The U.S.? A black President? You gotta be kidding me! When
did this happen?"

And Obama says, "About twenty minutes ago."

Hey troll @44, suck my flat tits and eat the zits off my bony ass I am tired of you wanting to be me. Get your own life or death, whatever.
And don't blasphemy either, whore.

I'm emailing her boobs. I call them George and Cheney, after the two biggest boobs I know. I used to email her vagina, Kanye, but we had a falling out.

Reggie Love? Wasn't he Eddie Murphy's Jekyll from The Nutty Professor?

@16, 23, 28, 31, 38 Shut the FUCK up. Take it someplace else.

The price of hydrocarbons is the death of this nation. Nothing was done to prepare for this day. Food prices are going to keep rising and how are we going to get to work when gas is $10 or $20??? Don't think it will happen? It will be even higher than that eventually. We are running out of it and there is not enough left in the earth for China and India AND us to keep this modern technological/industial civilization going.

Sorry retards

Die

@38 - GREAT educated rebuttle there NIG. Or Toby, Kunta, Effrom, Leroy, Tyrone...whatever you call yourself.

Both of you guys need to shut the fuck up and quite pretending to be me. Fucking jackass clownboats!

@ #44, veggi: veggi, did you see my wonderful beautiful video? Click my name, it's the best video ever - TNB World!!! : D

@ #42, 43, 46: Quit HIJACKING, you TURD!!! >: (

More rhetoric from the Revival Tent of the "0bama Traveling Salvation Show"

What would it have hurt him to say ...
"yeah, she sent my aid an email and he answered it" ... How fucking hard was that ? Who got thrown under the bus on that ? dip-shit

*sigh* don't you hate it when you ass fart and pussy fart at the same time and completely devastate a brand new pair of granny panties?

@49 - Thanks Sacagewea. Now STFU and go back out to your tree house and fuck raccoons.

@48 - Mindyabizness faggot. Or create your own blog so you can MAKE people STFU, because you are powerless here son, you fucking lowlife control freak. You were probably the initial reason behind "dont ask, dont tell" .

Hey Elliot shitz on Himself, thanx to idiots like yourself there will be BILLIONS of people starving to death soon. Don't think so? Cool. God will feed them. He always comes through doesn't he?
Go back to Disneyland and dream about your bright future. (stop staring at the sun)

That dingbat tit trophy Johansson thought she would get some street cred by her special little email affair with the Manchurian candidate. You can bet Michelle Obama pimp slapped his nappy head when she read about it. Of course he's going to deny it. Scarlett should just show everyone her tits and get on with it....

The most awkward moment was when Scarlett replied by saying "I just wanted to hang with him, that's all."

i see why he distanced himself...what with these pictures of her stealing organs meant for donation. totally understandable.

No. 22 -- where can we sign up for the Scarlett flavored cigars???

Idiots like me?... How am I an idiot? All I do is hang out in gay clubs, smoke pole and vote democrat!

Billions of people starving to death soon? Where?...Does that mean real estate will be opening up somewhere?

If youre speaking of Africa, who gives a shit? All they know how to do is die, fuck and sell their children to people from other countries, dating all the way back to pre-slavery times..

@56 - Idiots like me?... How am I an idiot? All I do is hang out in gay clubs, smoke pole and vote democrat!

Billions of people starving to death soon? Where?...Does that mean real estate will be opening up somewhere?

If youre speaking of Africa, who gives a shit? All they know how to do is die, fuck and sell their children to people from other countries, dating all the way back to pre-slavery times..

Check out the main pic.
She's four eye-wrinkles and a bad hair-day away from being that crazy bag-lady talking to herself in alleys.

She looks like she swallows.

Translation: someone caught him out on this.

Either Michelle started beating his ass for flirting with a busty young blonde Caucasian, or he's terrified that people will figure out that he's playing JFK and won't elect him. Or he's afraid that after his whole "I'm so black, vote for me" thing, someone as dough-pale as Scarlett will alienate his voters.

Seriously he's a nasty little shallow creep. He stands for nothing, stands by nobody, and will do whatever it takes to become president. Which is pretty typical of politicians, but Obamanation takes it further by being totally devoid of good points, even shallow ones like charisma or good looks.

veggi, except that this particular mixed-race guy looks like a black version of Prince Charles, albeit with better hair.

Hi all, commenting on her great tits:

That's not tits - that is a red box.

Guess that can be a bit confusing for some.

My douche troll strikes again #41. nice try loser.

Hate having political discussions on here but some loser mentioned Obama deciding not to use public financing and how that made him a liar. Gee, so Obama won't use $80 million of OUR tax dollars to pay for his campaign - yeah, how dare he refuse our tax dollars!

And, to those idiots who say just 'cause he is a Democrat taxes will go up - I have news for you....taxes always go up! regardless of which party is in power! LOL. The only difference is spending goes up under Republicans and they leave the bill for the next generation.

I have never wanted to be a red cooler so much in my life.

Oh yea...and I seriously would love to toss Barack Osamas salad while deep throating his tootsie roll.

#67. Out of all of these statements posted here. Yours by far is the best and most witty!
I wonder who she'll support now? Funny.
P.S. She was carrying some beer and ice cubes to my apartment. I put that bitch to work!!!

The one thing you Republicans don't do is absorb info other than right wing talk show propaganda. I am not going to explain the complexities of our energy situation to a dullard like yourself. I have better things to do. Like stare blankly down the stairs into my cellar or climb into my attic and masturbate.

Just go ahead and have all your right wing F A I T H and posture. You are just a pawn and the hidden had doesn't even have to touch your rancid corpse. They tell your where to go and you jump.

So you spend your time in gay bars smoking pole? Wow. I didn't need to know that.

Ok, well either you cant read big words or you are legally blac..er..blind.Im not republican dumbass. Did you not see that I said I vote democrat?

Wow, complexities of our energy situation...hmmm. You mean to say "we use gas and we cants get no mo gas outta da ground because the owls and deer have rights too?", right? Its ok boy, I understand ya. Fortunately for you I have a trashman I talk to that is teaching me ebonics.

So you think Barack Osama is the solution? Yeesh. Our educational system has really failed us if you are an example of it. Ill bet you are. Either that or your some eurotard that thinks al gore is so smart. Way to go Corky!

It looks to me like she needs a sherpa more than anything else.

You are an ignorant moron if your think there is enough oil left to justify hastening the destruction of the planet, asshole. There is about 21 billion barrels left here and we use like 20 million a day. Now I will help you with second grade math. 20 Billion divided by 20 Million is what son? Yes 1000 days! Very good! And that is less than 3 years! And we won't see any of it for 5-10 years.

You really are dumb aren't you?
Now fuck off.

Obama and his cult followers are lunatic douchebag liars. Enjoy the kool-aid you asswipes

Somebody made him say that. He's still dreaming of making her big fat white tits and big fat white ass jiggle and bounce while he pounds her in the barack door.

Elliot_Spitz_On_Her is a Republican.

Rejected titles for BHO's book:

The Audacity of Hypocrisy: How to Be the First Black Flipflopper in America
The Audacity of Hype: How to Win Over the People Even Better Than Hitler
The Audacity of Hell: What America Will Be In After I'm Done With Them
The Audacity of Horn: My Affair With Scarlett Johansson

It's going to be a much scarier world, folks... Get used to it... He's got them all hoodwinked...

Seriously, people, we shouldn't have Obama as President. This is a white country, and it just wouldn't be right to have a black person leading it. I have nothing against him personally; I just think he belongs in Africa.

omg who cares, its just a mail, he didnt cheat on his wife.
People makes this such a big deal these days!!!

@73 - WOW...Only 1000 days of oil left huh? Thats less than 3 yrs.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...Thats the...best...HAHAHAHAHA..Thing...HAHAHAHAH...Ive ......Heard..... ALL YEAR!!..BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU my friend, have just won the OFFICIAL DUMB ASS of the YEAR award here on the superficial for even having the clit to say that. That there remark could win you a job at moron.org, CBS, ABC, NBC, CNN or PBS, the elite journalistic fairytale land news establishments.

You have proven what an insignificant Piece of Shit you really are by spewing such falsehoods. And to think I even spent 30 seconds replying to this silly posts.

God, Im the moron now for not smelling what a fucking retard you were.

That cooler is for keeping her Breast milk fresh.
I drink pint a day of that sweet nectar for strong 'bones'
I have to ask her to stay away from garlic and onions though!
Of course it is best fresh from the source, but we both have busy schedules...

Oh yes, I'd like Obama's anti-white racist bytch in the White House. Maybe when she's in her all-Black staffer's office after she fire the white folks, she won't mind that her hubby is getting poon in his office....hell, Hillary didn't.

pumpkins? a sweater? when are these photos from anyway...

Here's the difference between voting for Obama and McCain:

Obama will get as many people as possible onto the emergency lifeboats and to safety. McCain will insist that things are fine and that people stay on board.

Either way, the old ship that is America is sinking like the Titanic.

Um, Reggie Love? Who names their kid after a Grisham character?

10 Billion barrels is what is in the Alaskan Refuge and the Gulf of Mexico. That is what the (help this right wing retard again) E X P E R T S say. I am sorry that you have to believe what science perons say cuz I know you Republicans hate facts and truth. Isn't what why YOUR president had Jim Hansen fired? He told the truth?
You poor pitiful little fellow. I actually feel sorry for you, having a low IQ and all.

OK ok the earth really is a few thousand years old and you Jesus will be coming back for you again soon to ummmm I guess "Lead you on another crusade is it"?
Or something.

Thanks for bankrupting our country right wingers! Nice job!!!!!

I am being trolled and all you assclowns can talk about is the fate of our country?

sorry 10B is in Alaska and 11B in Gulf My flub. (Damn talking with Republicans makes you stupid)

Did you read what I wrote?! I, veggi, am being trolled!!! You talk about the fate of our country, but did it ever occur to you that there are more important things in the world??

This is the worst of times and it's the best of times!

I AM BEING TROLLED!!!

I'VE DISCOVERED THE MOST WONDERFUL VIDEO IN THE WORLD!!! CLICK MY NAME AND WATCH IT! IT'S TOTALLY SAFE FOR WORK! YOUR BOSS WILL DEFINITELY APPROVE! I SWEAR IT!!!

It's so cute that after about a year and a half since regular visiting (and posting), there are still people who talk to themselves and pretend that they are being trolled. *psycho*

But, seriously, white women IS all fucked up wit day shit, word?

@66
Good God, are you ignorant!! You actually BELIEVE that Democrats in general and OBAMA (!) specifically will NOT raise government spending once they control the house, senate, and veto pen??!!? Are you out of your F%@#%$ing mind? Or just another Kool aid drinker (yes, they exist on both sides - but you lefties are generally more strident and factually challenged). Do you have ANY idea how many trillions of dollars of new government spending Obama is proposing? (I'm sure not - people who get caught up in Obama's brand of rhetoric and propaganda rarely have any grasp of the actual details of their messiah's proposals and the consequences thereof). Any thinking person should be immensely frightened by the prospect of a socialist president with the backing of both legislative houses. Thankfully, it will only produce FOUR years of economic and national security damage, and likely be blunted by a historic 180 power change in the house two years hence. (And after all, that is how our nation is safest - with divided power). And please don't misunderstand me or where I'm coming from. As a Libertarian, I have no love whatsoever for the Republican party, and I'm not saying that Obama is a "bad man" (or a Muslim or any other ridiculous thing). But he IS extraordinarily dangerous to the American republic because of his IDEAS - which have been tested and found disastrously wanting each and every time they have been tried throughout our history. "Change!" ....right.

Fuck off Obama the world does not need an ex muslim as a president of the most powerful country in the world.
Johansens juicy Jewish knockers are looking very fake here.

Lets face it this dick is an ex Muslim because it is not politically expedient to be a Muslim as a politician in the USA, otherwise he'd still be one, and once a Muslim - always one at heart.

Don't worry so much about Americans being debt ridden because the poor will pay for it all in the end. I read the other day the world's 10,000 millionaires are now worth 41 Trillion dollars and their worth will go up to 60 Trillion by 2012. Interesting that while 99% get substantially poorer the elite get fabulously wealthy.
We here are mostly debt slaves (to the evil bankers) and what a gorgeous way to make recurring revenue.

What this country needs is a new flag. It should be all green with a $ in the middle. The Capitalists pigz have won the world. All hail.

I say melt the poles and chop down all the forests and dig up the earth and then tap the interior heat for energy and then move on to the next planet. Fuck this place. Obviously as a specie we hate this world. Right?

I hate you Libertarians as well. I hate all of you humans. Rats bring nothing but plagues to the earth. You vermin need to adjust your population you stupid walking piles of pollution. What good have you done to the place you live? Tell me one positive virtue of man's existence?

Just one good thing is all I ask. -------------------------------------------------------

idiot

look at picture above for at least two good things...

Preach: I'm just tryin' to do to white girls what the white man's been doin' to us for 400 years.
Crazy Legs: Yeah, what's that?
Preach: Fuck 'em.

Wow... my troll, er I mean Mike Oxhbig, sure was busy in my absence, and seems to have a really disturbing affinty for homosexual rage... but it's not surprising... what with the Larry Craigs and Mark Foleys of the world... for the record to all of the morons that fell for the idiocy, I am a former Republican turned independent because the current Gas and Oil Party abandoned our core principles and did a Faustian sellout. I would vote for Whoopie Goldberg or Spike Lee before McBush.

You assholes do know that they are still drilling oil here in america right? Still drilling. More oil. More gas. Still. Drilling.

Beeing European and probably not as educated as the average American, I dare to ask a silly question I have had on my mind for some time:

Obama has a black father and a white mother, right? How does that make him BLACK? Do you inherit the colour from your father, so the son of a white father and black mother is white?

This KID has the same intelligence-level as jessica simpson:
THAT MAKES TWO DUMB ASSES...........................................with big tits though!!

Scarlett is so silly, everybody knows Obama likes boys! I bet Reggie was sooooo jealous!

Hello dear ladies and gentlemen!
I would like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress) actually is a clone from original person, who has nothing with acting career. That clone was created illegally by using stolen biological material. Original person is very nice (not d**n sexy), most important - CHRISTIAN young lady!
I'll tell you guys more, that clones (it's not only one) made in GERMANY - world leader manufacturer of humans clones, it is in Ludwigshafen am Rhein, North Bavaria, Mr. Helmut Kohl home town. You can not even imaging the scale of the cloning activity. But warning! Helmut Kohl clone staff 100% controlling all their clones spreading around the world, they are very accurate with that, some of them are still NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled clones, so be careful get close with clones you will be controlled as well. Think wise..
Apparently those clones are very actively shown on your website. This is just a warning, because original person is not happy about those images and video, rumors and etc., in that way it would be really nice if you try slow down that ''actress'' career development on your website, original Scarlett's parents will really appreciated that. Please do that, do not wait until FBI agent give you a call with questions. Please remember that original family did not authorize any activity with stolen biological materials, no matter what form it was created, it all need to be return back to original family control to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.
Original Scarlett is not engage!
Her close friend Serg G.
P.S.
H.R. 534, the Human Cloning Prohibition Act of 2003, was introduced to the U.S. House of Representatives on February 5, 2003. After discussion, it was passed on February 27 by a vote of 241-155. It now moves on to the Senate for consideration. This bill makes it unlawful for any person or entity to perform or participate in human cloning, or to ship or receive embryos produced by human cloning. The penalties are imprisonment of up to 10 years and fines of $1 million or more.
These now join other nations as diverse as Norway, Australia, and Germany, which had already added cloning for any purpose to their criminal code. And in Germany where it carries a penalty of five years imprisonment they know a thing or two about unethical science.

as time passes, the superficial gets less and less humorous. there was a time when the author was actually clever, but now whoever it is has resorted to particularly low posts and scantily clad big breasted ladies.
it was funny at first, but now it's just kind of boring.

and this site collects terrible comments. terrible comments= poor audience. poor audience= poor subject matter.
boo.

McCain doesnt even know how to use a computer well... Wake up people! What do we expect from a guy who doesn't even know how to use a computer to understand the technologies and our economy problems.

I don't beleive this.. Sounds more like a made-up story..dunno

It was actually in a computer report, about how many people use Mac, how many people use PC, and turned out McCain uses neither because he doesnt know how to use computer well, it is his wife doing it for him.