Jun 26 2008Christina Aguilera still has huge breasts, and something about voting

Christina Aguilera stopped by Larry King Live last night (video after the jump) to talk about her involvement in Rock the Vote. She recently filmed a PSA where she sings "America the Beautiful" while holding newborn baby Max. Christina just wants people to vote and wouldn't endorse a specific candidate. She also admitted this is her first time voting in an election and then said some sentimental stuff about her son.

Honestly, I started tuning out when I realized most of the footage was from the neck up which is all well and good. Anytime I see Christina's ridiculous chest, I weep uncontrollably. I can't get over the fact that Jordan Bratman touches those things every night while wearing nothing but an Iron Man mask and socks. Who are you really, Bratman? Name yourself!



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I would love to Rod Stewart those breast

TATA'S!!!!!!!!!

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Word!!

Word!!

MA-MA-MA-MA-MA-MELONS!

Motorboat!!!!

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Xtina has great friggin cans!

#2 LOL

YEOWWWWWW.
Tittie Tittie here
Tittie Tittie there
Tittie tittie everywhere

Yes, yes, just what we need - uninformed voters who never bothered to act like responsible citizens before, voting for a presidential candidate, cuz,
zOMG, like Suzee and like everybody said he's like the best EVA!

I'd tity fuck those boobs!

Succulent

By the time she's done breastfeeding, her boobs are going to be hanging down by her knees, just you wait... After all that stretching... it's going to get ugly!

Yes, troll #10 - I would titty fuck them until Xtina got a nice pearl necklace. Then we'd laugh at all you trolls who have probably never been with a woman before!

haha, "rod stewart" them! LOL

Wow, she really needs to tone down that hair colour

orange face + white scalp = nasty

#13 fuck off, quit using my name dickhole.

So the kid's name is Max Bratman? Oh man! I am so gonna be taking his lunch money in 1st grade!!!

i had a comment i wanted to make, but i completely forgot what it was. where am i?

she's not lookin' very lovely these days. yeah, her hair colOr is truly icky.

@14

Wrong sweetie, the blonder the better

I wonder how many of that rat-Jew bastards curly black pubes she brushes off her tits every time that slob rolls off of her

Those fake sweater puppets look good.

If you're going to have tits like that you should be required to wear really big red shoes and do balloon tricks.

She looks like an Oompa Loompa prostitute. Why do white chicks (yeah, i know her last name is Aguilera, but c'mon, she white) think being orange looks good?

@15 + @13, hey troll thats getting old now.

@14 couldnt agree more

Wow I would make a colossal mess on those tits.

those are great!

.... she's been borrowing KK's ass pads .... and cuttin them in 2! thems babies aren't real ... she's milking this whole boob attention thing {and i don't mean literally =}

when did her hair turn white? how old is she? what did i miss?

Her tits are so large now they are almost comical. Funny how she lost most of the rest of the baby weight except in the boobie dept. me thinks she is scamming us.

My trolls are blasting my other trolls. LOL. How humorous. I feel so.....stalked. And sad, for all of you trolls.

#12
Yes, you probably are correct about the future knee bruising, but right now, she is fine....and I quote the great philospher know only as "Gary":
"I was insane for this crazy little Xtina bitch. I was nuts for the woman, man...now you gotta believe me...I'm tellin' the truth here...I'm speakin' to you...I was nuts for the girl. She wouldn't have to worry about no titties for the rest of her life, boy, you know she was set and she was lookin' gooood son!"
Like my shrink always says:
"Live in the now you god damn pussy, worry just gives a big shadow to a small problem." My shrink used to be a taoist drill sergeant.

You don't have any photos of Xtina hugging Kim K. and smushing their titties together do you?

You sure? Cause I'll take a photoshopped one or something.


Maybe, you know, put some feelers out there and see. You never know, there may be a photo of Xtina and Kim K. hugging and smushing their titties together and laughing because it feels so good.


So good.


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Sorry, sweetie, our titties don't smush. They knock together like rocks. Our sweaters would catch on fire.

31st!!!!!

trottfelipe dot com!!!!!

#21

Well said. Truer words have never been spoken.

You guys fail to see the fact that when her boobs deflate it will just allow her to add CCs to the implants. damn. i love them sweater cows

I almost wanna make a skin suite our of her boobs, kinda like Silent of the Lambs, "Would you fuck me?" **Goodbye horses play in the background**

See, back in the day I was SURE Xtina was going to be the crazy slutty one that would ruin here career being crazy and slutty. As it turns out, that was Britney,

And #19, you made me throw up a little... That is a nasty mental picture!

zOMG you guys! Look at those ginormous boobies! zOMG! But it did remind me, it's like so important and stuff to vote RIGHT NOW for that one guy, the one with the, like, Icelandic sounding name or something, because of slavery and all that junk. Just rock it!!! zOMG!!!

hottie with a body. TIG O BITTIES
playboy bunny blonde-hot as hell. as always.
DONT CARE WHAT ANY ONE SAYS.
glamorous! muah.

@ #35: Would you please please stop trolling me? You went and linked my name to a gayporn site! Do you honestly think that's what America's youth need, gay porn?

For your information, I have a high minded purpose in logging on here. I'm here to inform the general public about the virtues of sports, and to help mold America's next generation, and in particular, America's next generation of black youth, who need to look forward to something more than being yard apes, porch monkeys and lawn jockeys!

ORANGE

Argh matey - would ya look at the prow on that steamer!

Now THAT'S a balcony you can do Shakespeare off of!

Yuk, turned on by big, fake, varicose vein titties??? gross, she got those things waaay too big for her size and stature. Thats why they're all busting out and veiny. Blech.

i wonder how gwen stefani feels about xtina stealing her look but looking way better?!

Singing "America the Beautiful" while holding her son Max. Ewwwww. Does that sound absolutely repulsive to anybody else but me?? And the the best part is the dumb bitch has never even voted before now!! What is she, 30 years old? Voting age in America is 18. I hate these people! But her stupid "fans" will no doubt eat it all up, but unfortunately for Xtina, her fans are still too young to vote. Heh.

#22 Aguilera is a Spanish name, spaniards are from Europe; Europeans are white. Shes half Argentinian, and most Argentines of Spanish and Italian descent are not mixed with anything non-European, so they're white. Ya See?

I've said it before, @ LEAST she has talent and had the determination to work hard to get to where she is now! What did fatso K.K, Parisite, A. Lohan, Brody boy, or the Hogan boys ever do to become so well known?

Christina is married to a jew now so she's obviously going to vote McCain.

I'm so sick of hearing about this whore. Next.

carolina, I agree - those are some great talents.
how's your sister?

I noticed shes covering them up a bit...after the last pictures I saw of her boobs all mangled/deformed/veiny looking while leaving Club Villa she must have had a recent touch up. Oh man those were some gross pics...*shudder* All I can think about are those veins and that horrible dent...

45-
no shes half equador....
her mom was an alcoholic whore though, so the man she thought was her father, may not be... maybe thats why he used to beat her mom

38- to be in play boy you have to have pretty non deformed legs, and preferably a button nose, not a long rat one...

she is a ghetto bow legged rat faced tranny looking scum bag...

without make she looks like she has alopecia because she doesn't have eyelashes or eyebrows

I think I speak for all of humanity when I say 'lay off the got-damn self-tanner.'

Did Bratman have all the mirrors taken out of their house, or remove her eyesight while she was sleeping?

#45
"White" oh...like the color "white"...I see. I forgot that we have been randomly assigning members of the human race with abstract colors from a crayola box. Do you finger paint too? On a side note, not like you can read or anything, the Moors successfully made incursions into Southern Italy in 831-902 and had complete domination of the Mediterranean world in 800 AD. So all Europeans... "white"....ummm...not so much.

Who cares about her hair or ethnicity. She has enormous cans

She's ORANGE! She looks like a damn muppet. 5 pounds of makeup on a fucked up tranny grill....no thanks! When did orange become the new tan???? Nasty

AMERICA REALLY NEED THESE PEOPLE?
the PORN-INDURTRY "lives" on these kind of people though!!


Why does she keep wearing those fugly pants?

if lance bass and boy george had a whore for a baby ... with bowed legs and implants.
her eyes looked crossed in that video.

OH WOW MAN!!! THIS WHITE GIRL HAVE SOME PRETTY BIG STORE BOUGHT TIDDIES!!!

I think if she cut on da orange, and wear something better I think she'd be the best MILF eva!!

Where can I get some tights like those? The only ones I see around here are either exercise ones that don't look right or nylon tights???

Where can I get some tights like those? The only ones I see around here are either exercise ones that don't look right or nylon tights???

Where can I get some tights like those? The only ones I see around here are either exercise ones that don't look right or nylon tights???

can't wait for xtina pose topless!!!!

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