Jun 30 2008Nereida Gallardo still wearing a bikini
Nereida Gallardo continues her vacation in Italy with soccer star boyfriend Cristiano Ronaldo. At some angles, Nereida looks absolutely banging. While in others, Holy crap, cellulite. But I'm willing to look past all that because I'm a sensitive guy who drinks a lot and had sex with a a toaster last night. I've got nowhere to go but up. (Provided the coffeepot stops giving me "the eye.") That said; Nereida, quit smoking and hit the treadmill. Otherwise you've got a future ahead of you filled with sarongs and choreographed butt-flexing like someone I know. Let's just say her name rhymes with "Kim Kardashian" and leave it at that.
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1. ph7 - June 30, 2008 4:11 PM
Great.
More Euro-Trash.
2. sportsdvl - June 30, 2008 4:14 PM
At least it attractive Euro-trash! Better than another post about Amy Crackhouse.
3. jooky - June 30, 2008 4:17 PM
She looks like a mouse. Body's nice though. Not too skinny.
4. surlywench - June 30, 2008 4:17 PM
Her legs are on the thick side, but the butt looks pretty spankable in the second pic.
5. CoolSAiler - June 30, 2008 4:17 PM
FIRST
6. Katie - June 30, 2008 4:18 PM
Women get cellulite from being women. There's really no amount of exercise that will get rid of it and smoking has nothing to do with it. I saw it on the Mike and Juliet Show, so it has to be true :)
7. FRIST!!! - June 30, 2008 4:22 PM
Dear god, please spare us from another "us girls" debate about cellulite, complete with lots of personal info disclosure. Save it for Oprah's show.
Besides, whether or not this tattooed piece of trash can get rid of her cellulite is irrelevant, because she'll be a mud person irregardless.
8. surlywench - June 30, 2008 4:23 PM
#6
Yes, most women have some degree of cellulite. While it can never be completly eliminated, the fat cells can shrink through diet and exercise, reducing it's appearance.
9. mrah - June 30, 2008 4:25 PM
Hey boyfriends a total douche
10. mrah - June 30, 2008 4:25 PM
Her boyfriends a total douche
11. LARA - June 30, 2008 4:25 PM
tatoos+ piercing+cigarrets= EURO-TRASH...
12. Lola - June 30, 2008 4:27 PM
UGH gross... check out this site.... they have pictures of Britney Spears' ass inshaven with hair sticking out her thong.... GROSS!!! Poor girl... I feel really bad for her
http://theblemish.com/2008/06/christ-do-not-want/
13. tatoo - June 30, 2008 4:30 PM
I just translated her tramp stamp. It says enter here and I think there is an arrow point down.
14. pete - June 30, 2008 4:31 PM
Here we go again...Fish getting hung up on a skank. Let's do it this way - Fish does the stories about fashion and catfights, and a heterosexual does the stories about hot chicks.
15. Willy - June 30, 2008 4:32 PM
Is she an NFL linebacker? She should be. Those legs are tree trunks. In 10 years, she'll look like the Michelin man -- if the Michelin man were made of cauliflower instead of, um, WTF is the michelin man made out of again?
16. veggi - June 30, 2008 4:38 PM
If you guys think that's a lot of cellulite, geez, I hope you never see me naked with my legs spread and my ass up in the air...
17. Deacon Jones - June 30, 2008 4:38 PM
After looking at pic 2, I wish I was a roll of toilet paper...
Those tits are fake btw
18. cavy - June 30, 2008 4:42 PM
About 'the tree trunk legs'......look people, those are beautiful muscular legs - not the stick thin anorexic, zero muscle tone garbage you're used to looking at. This woman has a very low percentage of body fat and she is fit and healthy. She's doing it right. And when muscle is on a woman it is feminine muscle - quit equating muscles with men only - how the fuck could a woman move without muscle?!!! Most (not all) of you are complete fucktards!
19. sportsdvl - June 30, 2008 4:48 PM
Everyone check out my website!
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20. Onyx Blackman - June 30, 2008 4:49 PM
Her forehead in #5 freaks my shit.
21. Stan - June 30, 2008 4:50 PM
#18 - that was a very beautiful ode...to homosexuality.
22. Karma - June 30, 2008 4:54 PM
Nah, she's got night toned legs and a good bum - I agree # 18
23. Sportsdvl - June 30, 2008 4:56 PM
Hey Sports Douche Devil. Enough with the spam from you homosexual loving site. We don't want to see your shameless self promotion. Who are you Spencer Shatt? You deserve a beatdown punk. Anyhow, this girl is gorgeous and all of you hypocritical punks should take pictures of the sasquatches at home you call women and post them for critique. I'm sure this yummy babe would top them in every catergory. Wait, all of you sh!t talkers are 15 year old virgins and have never been with a women, so never mind.
24. Will - June 30, 2008 4:57 PM
Ugly old dark cottage cheese skank. Next.
25. Nuncio - June 30, 2008 5:01 PM
#23 - how did you do that??? We stand revealed. Here I thought this was an anonymous comment board and nobody could know anything about me, so launching comments like that would only reveal something about yourself. But no, you have magic vision, and we are all defeated. Kudos!
p.s. She's not bad for a beat up/worn-out lookin' tatted chunkster.
26. Jimbo - June 30, 2008 5:04 PM
Here is a better picture of her..
http://www.flickr.com/photos/22034778@N02/2548784266/
27. Kim Lardassian - June 30, 2008 5:06 PM
Nice arse, shame about the revolting tramp stamps and the even more revolting boyfriend Ronaldo.
28. blow me - June 30, 2008 5:06 PM
I gotta say, that's the most tasteful boob job I've ever seen. Realistic, even modest.
29. Nuncioisqueerbait - June 30, 2008 5:06 PM
Nuncio, how dare you refer to your mother like that! Now, get back to your gardening duties wetback!
30. Nuncioisqueerbait - June 30, 2008 5:06 PM
Nuncio, how dare you refer to your mother like that! Now, get back to your gardening duties wetback!
31. sportsdvl - June 30, 2008 5:07 PM
Thanks troll #23, as I've said before I don't plug the site in the posts.
This chick is looking pretty good for Euro-trash, though she's not smoking so I'm doubting she is European. And while the tits may be fake - you can still motorboat 'em!
32. SpecialK - June 30, 2008 5:14 PM
Forget the girl, I'd like to see more pix of Christiano Ronaldo please!!!
33. poscheat - June 30, 2008 5:17 PM
This chick is gross. She doesn't belong here.
34. Deacon Jones - June 30, 2008 5:18 PM
She's hot. But if this dude settled for her (when he can have basically anything) she probably
1. Sucks dick like a fucking shop vac
2. Insists on anal sex
Kudos to him, but Id be gunning for Jessica Biel
35. Trover - June 30, 2008 5:20 PM
Hawt. Ronaldo is probably treating that like his personal off season pin cushion. And who could blame him. Bet she is wild, too. Great summer romping.
36. Andy - June 30, 2008 5:21 PM
Muscular with tattoos and a mannish face...if this "chick" gets you hard, just make the full commitment and drive on over to Spencer Pratt's house.
37. Bill Clinton - June 30, 2008 5:40 PM
oBama-Sinclair, down -low sex tape right here!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVeFVtcdSYY
38. Shelby - June 30, 2008 5:45 PM
Dear Superficial Writer,
Where are the Cristiano pics??!? There are girls who frequent your site, too!
More CR7 PLEASE!
39. lisa - June 30, 2008 5:53 PM
I want her ASS!!!!!! She's got a great, healthy, soft body...curves and sexy..wow!
40. lisa - June 30, 2008 5:53 PM
I want her ASS!!!!!! She's got a great, healthy, soft body...curves and sexy..wow!
41. lisa - June 30, 2008 5:53 PM
I want her ASS!!!!!! She's got a great, healthy, soft body...curves and sexy..wow!
42. nat - June 30, 2008 6:08 PM
any1 who knows ronaldo can tell u that girl is just her flavor of the month... i mean just google her and ull see how trashy she is!
43. megfk - June 30, 2008 6:10 PM
Dear Superficial Writer,
Don't listen to fucking Shelby.
P.S. stop putting up marginal nobodies or to Durden I will go
44. ble - June 30, 2008 6:34 PM
i m glad to see non fake boobs/ass in the site! thanks! ... american womem are 90% trash!
45. ble - June 30, 2008 6:34 PM
i m glad to see non fake boobs/ass in the site! thanks! ... american women are 90% trash!
46. french_guy - June 30, 2008 6:55 PM
Don't be stupid guys ... All people when they go on hollidays take some weight & when is it very warm outside our skin is a little "flask" (dunno how to say that).
This chick is not really thin, but i rather prefer a chick like her than an ugly skinny chick with no muscle or "meat" on her ...
47. french_guy - June 30, 2008 6:57 PM
@ble
Don't be stupid, she has fake boobs ... U don't see ??? o_O
48. Barely Stearn - June 30, 2008 7:02 PM
Beefy with chipmunk teeth. 'Nuff said.
49. Tbone - June 30, 2008 7:18 PM
That girl is unbelievably hot, much more sexy than (as noted ealier) the stick figure-anorexic cadavers we get in the US celeb/whore matrix. Remember also that the camera has a flattening effect on the way a person really looks. I think I might have a heart attack if I saw her in person.
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51. cavy - June 30, 2008 8:02 PM
#21 Stan, your a supreme duchebag. I'm a straight happily married woman who is into fitness and health. You are a disgusting homophobe that equates anything and everything with being gay...have a nice lonely life.
52. Impeach Bill Clinton - June 30, 2008 9:42 PM
You quote from the Israeli Insider? Give us a break dork.
53. Gemma - June 30, 2008 9:44 PM
If this woman can snag Cristiano Ronaldo, maybe there's hope for the rest of us? She's not ugly or fat or anything, but she's no Victoria's Secret Model.
54. Hitler - June 30, 2008 10:05 PM
@50 hahah stupid Jew. Everyone with any brains knows that Jews knocked down the twin towers on 9/11 and they are the reason for the war in Iraq, and our economy being in the dumpster because we exported all the money to greedy Israelis. Suck a cock you fucking jew, you will all burn in hell you greedy big-nosed scum.
55. ↕ - June 30, 2008 10:12 PM
Gemma you're kidding right? VS has some of the most overrated models ever. Let's start with that puffy faced Adriana Lima, very pretty face when she was young however now it looks too bloated, she lacks hips and she has fake boobs. Alessandra Ambrosio, nice body, a little too skinny, boobs too small, ass too small, no thanks. Selita Ebanks looks like a horse, Karolina Kourkova also looks like a pony with her huge front teeth. They all wish they had a body of Ronaldo's girlfriend, this woman has the perfect body, face is not ugly but not that pretty but who cares? Her body is perfection, hourglass shape, not fat at all, she looks liek she works out has muscle, and she has both nice bubble butt, nice tits. She has everything a man wants in bed, so much to play with. Anorexic chicks are disgusting, only teen girls think that look is hot because that is what the media tells them.
56. Bill Clinton - June 30, 2008 10:49 PM
Hey HITLER,
Get fucked up the ass with any grapefruits lately!
57. Hitler - June 30, 2008 10:58 PM
I will fuck your mum with a melon up her ass and make you fuck her in the pussy at the same time
58. Christine - June 30, 2008 11:38 PM
What about all the men in the world who have cellulite? No one sees it because of massive leg hair but u guys have it on ur asses and thighs too. STOP THE DOUBLE STANDARD!
59. ugh - June 30, 2008 11:51 PM
Men don't get cellulite. Women naturally store fat on their hips and thighs for use during pregnancy and lactation. Men clearly don't have that problem and that's why there is the double standard.
60. my comment - June 30, 2008 11:53 PM
Euro-trash. Prerequisite belly button ring, face permanently stuffed with cigs, multiple tats, tree trunk legs-w/cellulite, buck teeth, enormous forehead, and third-rate boob job. Tsk, tsk, plastic surgery is NOT the time to bargain hunt.
61. Alancock - July 1, 2008 12:46 AM
No doubt most readers on this site are either a bunch of homosexuals, or have a twisted ideal of what a real woman is supposed to look like. Calling her athletic body "fat" and her legs "tree trunks" don't qualify as good taste. Look at your own woman, does she look even remotely as good as this one does? oh wait, you must be a homo or a fat unhappy bitch to spend all day complaining about woman's bodies...This girl's body is sexy and excellent.
62. Ron McMaster-Bates - July 1, 2008 1:03 AM
Euro trash alright
63. snarkymalarky - July 1, 2008 2:15 AM
she's a nasty, hard looking bitch. she reminds me of Michelle Rodriguez. oh, and those are some hard, fake lil' titties too. Just cus they're on the smaller side, doesn't mean they're not fakies.
64. Vane - July 1, 2008 2:51 AM
Right on, #61.
Most of the people ragging on random chicks bods gotta either be bitter beyond repair or flaming bitchy queens.
65. ishi-san - July 1, 2008 6:53 AM
@ The Superficial writer: Please no more Christiano Ronaldo + chick! Why don't you show some pictures of FERNANDO TORRES!!!!! I am sure he has chicks in bikini around him as well!!!!!!
66. Lex - July 1, 2008 7:45 AM
@ #31, I'm not sure if you meant smoking or smoking hot, but if it's the former you meant:
http://machochip.com/Nereida%20Gallardo%20Smoking-thumb.jpg
67. meeatu - July 1, 2008 7:46 AM
euro trash burnin her skin
hahah she look like slut just google
68. jen - July 1, 2008 9:55 AM
oh shut the fuck up. she probably doesn't eat in order to be that slim in the first place, now she has to spend her life in the gym in case her fat deposits offend you? we have lives you know, we don't exist to perfect our bodies so you can all drool over them. just... SHUT UP!!!! you've seen some tits, now aren't you happy with that? sheesh.
69. SpecialK - July 1, 2008 10:02 AM
I second the Fernando Torres request!!
70. SOS - July 1, 2008 10:30 AM
Alancock- please marry me.
71. Lex - July 1, 2008 10:42 AM
Yes, she has a great body, but can I once again direct you people towards her face:
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q30/perkel4346/Blog%20Pictures/nereidagallardostackyearrings2.jpg
72. Jason - July 1, 2008 10:51 AM
What's with the covering up all of a sudden? The whole world has already seen her tits.
73. LMAO - July 1, 2008 10:58 AM
I LOVE HOW YOU GUYS BASH GIRLS LIKE THIS.. YOU WISH YOU COULD PICK UP A GIRL EVEN REMOTELY THIS HOT.
YOU'RE A BUNCH OF FAGS I THINK!
74. Erica - July 1, 2008 11:03 AM
MORE RONALDO PLEASE.
75. Lex - July 1, 2008 11:08 AM
"A girl even remotely this hot" ???
AGAIN, may I direct you to her face:
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q30/perkel4346/Blog%20Pictures/nereidagallardostackyearrings2.jpg
I would love to have a girl like Jessica Alba or Megan Ewing (girls that actually ARE hot) but of course I stand no chance in hell.
But if a girl is called "gorgeous, "hot", or "stunning" and she doesn't even come close, people are allowed to point that out. And that's exactly what we're doing.
76. SOS - July 1, 2008 11:09 AM
Alan C- dont make me beg!!!!
77. g.o.d. - July 1, 2008 11:11 AM
Fish, I don't know why you still haven't posted the pictures of her topless. Come on, man, you're slacking!
78. Purple Fairy - July 1, 2008 11:12 AM
She's alright. Pretty hot, nice body if a bit on the ambiguous is she fat is she curvy line. She's no kelly brook.
And PLEASE yes I third the Fernando Torres request. Now he is fucking hot.
Ronaldo looks like a ladyboy of bangkok or something.
79. Luke - July 1, 2008 11:17 AM
More on the ambiguous female/shemale line.
80. annonymous - July 1, 2008 12:12 PM
she's a goldigging money grabbing whore.
she's slept her way through the spanish football teams and obviously that wasn't enough for her. this girl is total trash. you can tell by just looking at her.
i have never seen that much cellulite on one person. gross.
she used to hang out at specific places that she knew footballers hung out at so that she can nab herself a footballer. now she wants cristiano to stay at man u and not for the right reasons. she likes the wag lifestyle over here in the uk. she says apparently there's alot of attention put on wags over here and she loves the lifestyle. what a skank. next thing you know she'll probably get herself pregnant and then cristiano will be eternally screwed.he's such an idiot. to continue mixing himself with these nasty, disgusting desperate bitches.he's a stupid fool. he better have his fun and then dump this bitch or he will be sorry.
81. annonymous - July 1, 2008 12:21 PM
these pictures are so staged. it's ridiculous. she has her deal with the sun and we all know about the sun and their staged antics.
i bet you she has a deal with them selling pictures of her and cristiano on holiday to them.
what a sad bithc.
all of this and he still hasn't gotten rid of her yet.
he needs to find someone who just sees him and not kerching $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$£££££££££££££££££££££££ as soon as they see him.
82. Huh, #80? - July 1, 2008 12:53 PM
Everything you wrote about her could be true for all I know, but please explain how you think she'll get HERSELF pregnant. Don't you think he'd have some part in it, or at least some control over preventing it?
83. gerard Vandenberg - July 1, 2008 1:19 PM
I think it's not for long?
Call "HUSTLER" or "PLAYBOY"?
They LOVE these sort of BUTTS!!
84. Rut Roh - July 1, 2008 1:58 PM
Goddamnit, no one has sniped her spineless, surrender monkey boyfriend yet?
Oh well, yeah, she might want to lay off the donuts, get out of the sun, put some lotion on that leather face and smoke some crackrock. Totti's wife is about the hottest wife in football.
85. Gemma - July 1, 2008 2:49 PM
#55, sadly you've fallen to misinterpretation. I was merely commenting on how most athletes and big shots like Cristiano Ronaldo are seen vacationing with some skin and bones model (I only said Victoria's Secret because that's pretty much the epitome of models with big boobs and not much body). As I said, I have nothing against her, I was just noting she's not the stereotypical Victoria's Secret-ish girl you see with most guys like Ronaldo. So thank you for over-blowing the situation.
86. Tela - July 1, 2008 2:49 PM
Vacation from what exactly? She does nothing all year.
87. Classy - July 1, 2008 6:17 PM
It seems that everyone likes chicks with tramp stamps and fake boobs? What is this 'generation tacky'?
88. ShareLove - July 1, 2008 9:35 PM
Casillas is the hottest of them all. He looks like a real man, and not like a little egoistic pussy also known as Cristiano ROnaldo.
89. Sunday - July 2, 2008 7:39 AM
She is pretty and sexy. I think I will love her. LOL. Every time I sign in to the celeb club RICHLOVING.COM, I can see many new topics talking about her. She has created a nice profile for seeking a great man for hook ups.
90. Kar - July 15, 2008 10:34 PM
Where is Cristiano??? I want to see HIM, not only girls. Put something for the girls too.
91. Set - August 13, 2008 1:41 PM
ph7: you are the trash.