Jun 27 2008Nereida Gallardo in a bikini = I hate you, Portuguese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo

my god her b.f is hot!

Yes....yes he is.

While you post about the girlfriend being hot (and she is), Cristiano is waaayyy hotter. Just look at that body. OMG...

HE IS HOT!

Who cares about some chick that is dating a soc-bore player. Soc-bore is very fucking boring.

yeah the boyfriend takes the cake on this one.

Nice bod. Ugly tats.

Tat are for girls you want to bag at closing hour at the bar - you need that easy signal that she's loose and dirty.

But you don't invite the tat girl to your yacht..

They both look like mouth breathing idiots, no matter how fit they are. The chick is sexy but a little too dark.

Of course, all of these guys are on vacation because their teams either didn't qualify or were knocked out early of Euro 2008.

Apparently, the Spanish aren't the only Iberians who like their chicks with dicks.

Hey #8 too dark?.....you must love Lindsey Lohan and her ghostly pale skin doc!!

Hey #8 too dark.....you must love Lindsey Lohan and her ghostly pale skin doc!!

Wow - she looks bad when she's not wearing a bikini - see pic #8

Cristiano Ronaldo is hot. Really arrogant, though.

...wish I was that girl...

The back of her thighs need some work, but she is "meh"
I see some of her cellulite creeping in.

Face not great but I'd drop a load on it anyway.

DAYUM THAT MAN IS PRETTY...... THE BITCH GOT A NICE BODY, BUT UGLY FACE

WWOOOOOOOOOWWW

Ronaldo has made it to the Superficial????

i am amazed...I thought only beckam had the media cover in the US..

now Ronaldo truly is a world soccer star...

That's okay #8, I do like 'em DARK, maybe you should try it sometime?

In the first pic her forehead looks enormous. I want to photoshop in some sort of psychic rays firing out of it.

funny how her holding the kid makes her seem extremly unattractive

She looks tight to me. I'd like to be the fly on the wall. Bet she's a screamer.

Proof positive that there are fat Europeans.

Euro-trash.

Put a bag over her face and it's a perfect 10

Hey Captain-Insano, go fuck an anthill.

He was more interested in staying with nereida rather than playing nice for Portugal, bastard !!!

@13 - Yeah because you don't have much to distract you from that fugly mug. #25 hit the nail on the head. Textbook Butterface.

oh my god! she is so fat! how did anyone get SO HUGE! and all that cellulite! can not even believe she went out in public with those massive hips and cheesy thighs! yuck! she really needs to hit the gym or hide under a rock!

#26: Sounds more exciting than soc-bore, you European fruit salad.

TO#29......Whatever you say Mary Kate

Captain-Insano;born, bread, and bleed american dumbfuck. Go play golf fuckstain.

I have a bad feeling about this one ...

Bring it on Bitch

The destruction of Ronaldo!

The chick is hot and all, not putting her down, she's hotter then a lot of women, but he is a lot prettier then her. Like a hell of a lot prettier then her. But then again, my woman bias is evident in that statement.

Thank you, Superficial writer!

Cristiano is the hottest man alive.

His Iberian good looks make me melt.

Have fun while it lasts, Nereida. The things I would do to that beautiful man if he were mine, even for a night.

CR7 from Heaven! Please don't leave Man Utd! If you play for Real Madrid I will only be able to watch the matches on Telemundo, and I don't speak Spanish. :(

Is that Cristiano Ronaldo in the 6th pic with the red shorts on and his head turned?

Looks like the dude is wearing a diaper in a couple of the picks.

CALF MONSTER... I would smash ...

Best player on the planet in 2008. CR7 is one fit dude, nice lats for soccer player. Usually they sport a good 6-pack, but have wimpy lats. Dude works out.
Young, filthy rich, not bad looking and pulls in hawt chicks 24/7/365. BASTARD!!!!!

Damn, that woman is hot. If only she wouldn't pluck her eyebrows so thin, her face would look much better. But yes, Cristiano Ronaldo is incredibly sexy...as coisas que eu gostaria de fazer com ele ;)

Her face got hit with the ugly stick about 100 times...the body isn't bad, but honestly a little too masculine, especially for someone like him, who is a little too feminine...

@36 Yes, that is Cris.

He is the best footballer on the planet right now. Probably the most famous too, everywhere but the US. He is the star of Manchester United and plays on the Portugese national team. He has won an incredible amount of personal and team medals/awards/trophies this year, and scored a record 42 goals this season. He's amazingly talented.

Nereida is a nobody. Nobody heard of her before he started dating her. He goes through girlfriends and hookers like crazy, she is just his flavor of the month.

Why is it that women are willing to concede other women's hotness but men can't discuss the attractiveness of other men without fear that someone will call them "gay"? Honestly, between the two of them in these pictures, there is simply no comparison. He is the bigger (only) celebrity, he has actual talent (not that that's a requirement for being written about on this site) and he is DAMN fine.

Why so homophobic, Fish? You made the wrong call on this one.

He does look good, but what''s the deal with the diaper?

Jun 27 2008Nereida Gallardo in a bikini = I hate you, mirror.

He's gorgeous. Why waste space with pictures of the girlfriend? There are maybe 20 truly beautiful men in the entertainment industry (though plenty of attractive guys, sure), and when one of them goes around in a swimsuit you waste space on the GIRLFRIEND? So disappointing.

She looks good, but she has seaweed coming out of the left side of her pussy.

#43 Why you ask? You really dont know this? Its like basic high school science. If one man thinks even for another second that another man might be attractive, then he also has to consider that said mans penis might also be attractive, then ergo, ipso facto, henceforth, you think mens penis's are attractive so you are irrevocably gay. Men only get one chance not to be gay so they cant risk blowing it by thinking that other men are attractive.

On the other hand its perfectly natural from a biological standpoint for women to think other women are attractive, because thats basic scientific fact which has been proven time and time again.

Basic science folks, the answer to life's mysteries.

Ronaldo's hot.

I'd bang him like a drum.

There's a ripple on the side of her right implant. Cheeeeeeeeeeap

DAMN !!! They are BOTH freakin HOT!

Why hasn't anyone commented on the nipple you can see in the pic where she's holding the kid? (D-3)

That's not a kid she's holding in D-3. It's Rod Stewart.

@48:

Thanks for the clarification...I think. I was never very good at science.

@20, my thoughts exactly.

Obrigada superficial writer. Cristiano is Hot!

Ronaldo sucks. All he cares about is getting attention and getting paid. I'm as big a Man U fan as anybody, but I hope he takes off for Real Madrid because he'll just whine like a pussy if he's stuck in England. Give me Scholes and Giggs anyday over rent-a-players like Ronaldo.

That said, I'd fuck him and his girlfriend at the same time. And I'm straight.

Isn't this the soccer dude who picked up 3 prostitutes and they all turned out to be dudes?

god damn their skin is going to be a leathery raisin when they are about 48. Yuck.

58 - That was the Brazilian Ronaldo. This is the Portuguese Cristiano Ronaldo. Different guys.

#52 because everyone has already seen her tits. You can google them and they're there, in your face. I mean one pair of fake tits. Big deal. If you really wanted to see 'em, just google her. Why get all excited over a piece of a cow when the whole thing is on display?

She's hot, but man, I would love to be Cristiano Ronaldo. The dude is good looking, an international soccer star, and slams hot chicks like it's his job. Actually, I think it is his job, and we're not just talking trashy divebar hotties. We're talking European model hotties. Damn.

Makes me glad I'm Portuguese.

Looks like he's into pearl necklaces... :shrug:

This site is getting boring. I'm tired of seeing people in bikinis. Who cares? Other than lame guys. The site used to be interesting and funny. Now it seems as though this has become a site where all the celebs are in bikinis. And then bending over. And pose...pose..pose. LAMMMME!!!

This site is getting boring. I'm tired of seeing people in bikinis. Who cares? Other than lame guys. The site used to be interesting and funny. Now it seems as though this has become a site where all the celebs are in bikinis. And then bending over. And pose...pose..pose. LAMMMME!!!

# 65 Well ok.
I must admit to snoozing a bit here at this site myself.
And taking a week or so off.
But. Two hours ago was talking to a person from Norway. (Not making this up) After a while, a somewhat neglected US campaign topic came up -'inside job' - a simply 'off the cuff ' type ..thing.(informally - Because I,personally, could detect no recording devices) ( since Obama, and the Repugs want to grant immunity to the telecoms etc. - gotta check the plants now for 'bugs')
Knee Ya Ha Ha : Inside job ?
Binky: Well. Yes, Knee. ummm....inside a plant or lamp.
And the Norwegian guy says: "Inside job? Of course !
Man - I'm from Europe and we don't..."
(Well ok. I didn't really catch the end of his last sentence type thing...and it was getting late, and thought I should get to bed - but having heard, through my sources, about these 'Marc Dorcel' movies wasn't quite sure what exactly these Europeans 'don't' do now...type thing ...referred to...etc.
Cliff Notes : I speak a bit of Norwegian 'Don't mass murder our own people.' Inside job.
Binky : Oh...Ok. Thanks Cliff. I can see why that could be a point of concern in the new campaign.

Ronaldo = sissiest and most unsportsmanlike athelete currently in sports

@67 CR7 is the sissiet?

I believe you are forgetting Captain John Teary from Chelski. Has he stopped crying yet?

@68 how can you call John Terry (Teary? shows what you know about football) a sissy? Dude is the heart and soul of Chelsea, slipped and missed that penalty, and will hopefully be re-named captain of England.

As for Ronaldo, he's gotten better when it comes to diving at least.

I didn't recognize Ronaldo. He isn't crying or rolling around the ground.

Christiano Ronaldo is the most arrogant asshole existing....and he always cries when he loses a game!!!!
and by the way....she has a weird face.

@ 70: true! and he also doesn't wear his usual pretty golden shoes!

HE IS ACTUALLY BRAZILIAN, NOT PORTUGUESE.

He is born in Madeira, which makes him Portuguese according to me......

Yeah she is beautiful until you see the tats, and then again in the places you would least expect a chick that a guy of his caliber would get. I'm sure mama isn't too happy, but then again he's the master of soccer so when you're at his level you need somone that can master you **ck a true professional fu**er. Is that his kid or hers? A sibling maybe?

That's O.K. with me.
be sure: I'M NO SOCCER-STAR!!

@75 The weird thing is mama seems quite fond of her, despite her extensive archive of nude photo shoots, her bragging about her relationship with him to strangers on her webcam, the picture of her tonguing other girls in the bathroom of a club, the ex that came forward saying she's a money magnet and dated several other football players etc. etc. etc....
Maybe she also has hypnotic powers.

Also, it's quite disturbing how all the European tabloids continuously call her "stunning" and she ends op in the top 5 of most beautiful players' wives a lot. Have people been so distracted by her enormous knockers to miss the fact that her face looks like a worn-out cheap stripper's drag queen brother?

Proof:

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q30/perkel4346/Blog%20Pictures/nereidagallardostackyearrings2.jpg

omg... all aboard the fail train! Let's start:

@73 he is portuguese as the island of Madeira is part of Portugal. That's Portugal in southwestern Europe, not Portugal, Ohio or anything like that.

@people drooling over Nereida: You can get that too! She's the kind of chick that comes with every new sportscar, or if you want the real thing I'm sure she'll accomodate you if you wave a large enough bill at her (ex: 200 euro and a pack of cigarettes) But even that can be had for much better and maybe even cheaper.

@people drooling over Ronaldo: the kid is an admirable player but physically and personally, he's the embassador of the typical portuguese chav lyfestyle, as the brits would call it. He's the kind of guy that if it weren't for his "handlers", would probably think his Bentley would look good with a tuning style spoiler and sideskirts, and then would proceed to show off by drifting his car and doing burnouts near his favourite bar. If that's what you like, you'd love Portugal; we have guys like that in buckets and wouldn't mind exporting them.

@73, You're a retard. Ever stop to think there could be more than one person named Ronaldo in the world? It just might be possible. He's Portuguese. There is another Ronaldo who is Brazilian. They both play soccer. It's a straaaaange, strange world.

They are so cute together =)

Fish, you should have posted those pics where they pretend to have oral sex and many other kinds of positions on the beach! She's wearing a bikini there, too. I saw them at the Daily Mail. Click on my name to see them.

By the way, in pic #10, those are not his legs

Oops, that was the wrong URL. Here's the real one, sorry.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1029387/Extra-extra-Read-Ronaldo-shows-pals-holiday-snaps-Daily-Mail.html

he's so sexy i kind of hate him for it...but love it all the same because he's sso nice to look at. AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! This is confusing..

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, he has a gross sunburn on his shoulder blade!

p.s: i think she's ugly. especially in picture 4. and if what you guys in the above comments say about her are true, WTF IS HE DOING WITH HER?!

@69

Yes, I know how to spell Terry. Teary just seemed more appropriate after that embarassing display of him crying on the shoulder of anyone and everyone he could find, for 20 minutes straight , no less. If he is the heart of England, you guys are in need of a transplant.

Superficial Writer, couldn't you make this thread about Cristiano and not "the model?" She never done any real model work, she just has snaps of her to shop around to try to become a model.

Please consider the girls on your site. We faithfully visit and look at the bikini-clad women that you post. Give us some flesh treat!

Cristiano has come along, the finest man ever, can't there thread be about him instead of his girlfriend?

No doubt Ronaldo can play some ball. And indeed he has some tight abs and a hot girlfriend.

But all I have to say is:
What a dive queen, cry baby mother fucker. He shames football (that's translated soccer for the americans). Watching Portugal get raped by Spain 2 weeks ago was the wonderful, and as usual this pansy, piece of shit started crying like the wanker he is.

Football players have hot chics. Del Piero's wife may be the hottest woman in Italy. Nakamura's wife is a hot little Japanese starlet....These guys make more bank than any athletes out there.

But still, Ronaldo can suck it dry, the boy needs some better training in diving and stop the crying you fucking sissy. Also, stay the fuck in Manchester United...Real madrid does not want your ass. Portugal can keep your cheating ass too......don't even look to Spain to run to, they don't need you, they are winning the Eurocup without cheating. (Would have given a nut to see Celtic bumfuck this idiot).

Shouldn't this prick be practicing his diving rather than vacationing?

Fucking Nakamura. That kid cursed the Rangers and even MU until recently. Good player, but I'm still pissed the Rangers went down.

Back to Ronaldo. Plain and simple, he's a has been, his actions have ruined his image among real fans of football. Kaka takes Ronaldo anyday.

And why the fuck are there so many assholes on this site that does not know the difference between Brazil and Portugal, I will give you folks a hint:
Ocean. look it up, tranny Ronaldo was the best in his day and he shot Brazil to the forfront of football. Chrissy Ronaldo seems to thin it was his mad diving skills that won MU recently, if that were true, well, wouldn't Portugal be leading the Eurocup now?

To the post above: I'd meet for drinks anyday to watch Portugal go down, but Celtic will get theres. Goddamned Nakamura.

Barry?

neither one of them is attractive ...

hes hot but douche too , and that is big problem
so that dude lookin chick is a prostitute
DAMN THOSE SPANISH WHORES ARE FUKIN UGLY

Cristiano is a scum bag. I fucking hate that twat, disgrace of the football. Cheating scum bag, hope he dies of testicular cancer.

christiano is really really sexy. his girlfriend's hot too but she's had the help of much plastic surgery. i like how her bikini top is just resting on top of her boobs in the first picture, not providing any support at all. her fake boobs stay up by themsleves and need no support!
(actually, i'm sorta jealous.....i'd love for my breasts to defeat gravity one day too. )

his girlfriend is so ugly ugly face ugly body.

Her body is too tight and small. I love large women. Big fat women with big jello butts like Kim Kardashian.

She's a little too thick legged for me. She's not negro thick, but she's a little thick.

shes hot...cept for her fat legs

Is it just me or does C. Ronaldo have an amazingly small head. That would lead me to believe, using some scientific analysis, which has already proven the correlation between IQ and head size that he is rather unintelligent.

She's alright if you put a bag over her head.

John, you are righto.
Hit up youtube and type in Ronaldo "Dive Queen"....You shall see first hand how fucking retarded he is.

Decent looking...for a monkey.

everyone of them looks greasy to me...yea ronaldo is hot and so is his gf...but they probably stupid as hell...thats y he's a fuckn soccer player..he 2 stupid to hav a real job..

...oh, my goodness, please excuse me!

btw, why are we looking at mud people?

What I don't get is how some articles claim she's a struggling nursing assistant who could barely make ends meet before hooking up with him while there are other articles about her millionaire stepfather Francisco Jose Ferrer who owns an aviation firm which serviced CIA-operated "torture flights" out of Mallorca.

Is he just one of those tough love daddies or was she not as poor as they claim?

They make a pretty hot couple.

Oh for God's sake, NO they don't.
She looks like a Siamese cat fetus on steroids. Develop some taste already.

Flisted has better-looking women.

" 7. ph7 - June 27, 2008 5:26 PM

Nice bod. Ugly tats.

Tat are for girls you want to bag at closing hour at the bar - you need that easy signal that she's loose and dirty.

But you don't invite the tat girl to your yacht.."

you act like your some rich yacht owner.
ha doubt it.

the boyfriend is fineeee btw.

About as good as this species can look, don't you think? I'd never soil myself with one, but the comments seem to indicate that there are plenty of available dregs.

@108 Wow you are really witty, that was a killer comeback! By the way I think you're lost, Hannah Montana's site is that way ----->

FRIST, I've been reading here for a long time, but never noticed you to be so racist before. Is it time for some new meds? Are you having some kind of breakdown? More alcohol? Less alcohol? Your comments used to be so hilarious (one of the funniest here!) and cute, but lately they're just UGLY. Hope it's just some ignorant jerkoff using your name.

I'm beginning to believe he's gay, his women are always either older or uglier than him.

Rom and Bootlips: are you both gay? Her body is amazing. Do you really think stick thin legs are attractive?

Rom and Bootlips: are you both gay? Her body is amazing. Do you really think stick thin legs are attractive?

HOw come these dumb Americans don't know about the Eurocup?
WHat an isolated country with a biased media!

Sardinia rules. I'm so full of work and a vacation there is so distant that I can't even consider the chick right now. I just desperately want to be there.

Dear Superficial writer,

You should really check out Sylvie van der Vaart-Meis, wife of football player Rafael van der Vaart. She's like the Dutch Jessica Simpson; pretty face, big boobs and a reputation to be dumb as hell ;-)

BUTTERFACE! Her boyfriend is hot though, superficical writer-lots of women do read your site, maybe you should consider that and post some pics oh hot men in bathing suits for a change-jackass!

@ 115: *lol*

@ 117: Rafael van der Vaart is even more unpleasant to look at though! :-)
(HUP HOLLAND)

i see fat cellulite thighs and press on nails, ugh

102-julie
Your thoughts are so eloquently written. They really shows off your keen intellect and comprehension of language. Oh...and I'm certain the unessential employment you hold kicks ass over an internationally recognized pro athlete. You could only dream to be a horse that is pulling the cart, but I reckon mediocrity seemingly more familiar.

#115
Cheers to that

I still can't believe this wanker cried and begged a ref to get a one of his dives yellow carded....It will be interesting to see what happens as his reputation plummets.

Ronaldo and Nereida look great together in those photos!

Don't insult Ronaldo and call him Brazilian! Portuguese are not the same people as those disgusting South Americans! We are people with class, unlike those classless, 10-kids per family, lazy, stinky, obnoxious, loud mouthed, uneducated South American scum.

diamonds
lol u fuckin idiot go away with ur low self esteem
yeah but still ur portuguese originate from morroco ahhahahha OK? now back to the cave

Umm, diamonds.....I don't know how to break this to you, but the two cultures originated from the same.

Not to mention the Brazilian team doesn't need a dive queen to win matches, as the Portugese team does (and they still lose).

Rip on people for their incompetence and their flaws ignite, but ripping on anyone for their culture or race just makes you look like a driveling asshat. It also shows that you have no idea the biology behind your own genetic make-up (no I'm not talking about mascara, unless you're swallowing it...and then whatever floats your ignorant boat).

" 115. Clive - June 29, 2008 3:38 AM

HOw come these dumb Americans don't know about the Eurocup?
WHat an isolated country with a biased media!"

Hey all you Europeans out there, don't lump all us Americans together with the mouth-breathing NASCAR rednecks. I've watched every game of the Euros, I went to the Euro 2000 in Holland, plus World Cup 94, 98, and 06. I know just as much about soccer as you.

And for Amsterdam, van der Vaart's wife is fucking HOT.
http://images.google.com/images?gbv=2&hl=en&safe=off&q=sylvie+van+der+vaart&btnG=Search+Images

@124 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OW WOW! XD

This person is either a comedic genius or lives in severe denial.

118 - YES! The man is scorching, more please!

I hate Cristiano Ronaldo the ugliest footballer in England. I wish Portugal would take him the fuck back.

I want to do him so bad.

#127 You're cool, just as long as you stop calling it "soccer." Not just Europe (I'm not European) calls it football, all of the world calls it football except America. Which pretty much is why we rip on you guys/gals. But in all fairness you have that well padded, all hands sport that America calls football. That confuses me to no end. Why the hell isn't that called "handball?"

I envy you buddy for being at the World Cup. That was a mighty fine show.

In all fairness, Totti, Buffon (how the fuck?), Del Piero, and pretty much every footballer has a hottie wife. Well, except Beckham....and hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahah.....Then again, that fucktard deserves an alien for a wife.

That is one gorgeous lady, but the soccer player is portugese and he plays for england he must be good.

what a surprise.. another fucking bikini post. this site used to be entertaining but this bikini shit is fucking pathetic.

Check out alucidperspective.blogspot.com for political commentary just like TheSuperficial!

Less than 150 comments over the entire weekend...look, Fish, do the math. Put a story about a REAL (white) celebrity on top for the weekend. It's nice to be all "United Colors of Benetton" but everybody knows that's all hot air - nobody gives a fuck about the darker colors. And check out all the bogus comments in this thread (spammers) - it's exactly what you'd expect from an affirmative action situation: the undeserving "person of color" is a dud and nobody takes him/her seriously. Let the whiny faggy liberal blogs do this knee-jerk crap, and stick to the substantial stories about celebs who actually matter (whites).

look at her hand!!
o_O
he's sooo hoot!

Call it FOOTBALL Damnit !!!!

what a sexy woman.

She reminds me of that video "Windowlicker". Great body, face that will give me nightmares.

Soccer mullet

Christ. Get this fucking ghetto shit off the page already.

http://www.tgfa.org/other/images/Windowlicker.jpg

She's a bit chipmunky.

Yes, please call it football. The word soccer is fucking annoying.

Hey, Frist or Frist imposter. Did it ever occur to you that you probably have an IQ of a rock? I mean you type fancy for a racist, white cloth wearing, hickerbilly, but your an insult to other white people. Like myself. You see I enjoy posts about people of all colors, I'm an equal opportunity "watcher of the hotness."

No one likes Ronaldo, he's a diving, cheating wanker. His girlie doesn't have the beauty that fellow football wives have and he's overall a whiny fucker. But the least of his problems is his color. He has a beautiful body and tan, I'm sure far better than your sorry ass could ever look. Thankfully, you make much less money than this man (and you probably stroke your jimmy every morning, whereas he has a ladyfriend to do that for him).

hickerbilly? I swear, you Brits prove that English is an ever evolving language...

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#145 - very impressive...tell me, what else is "probably" true of one of the anonymous commenters? I just love your make-believe insults!

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anyways. i really really jelaous of that chick, because Cristiano Ronaldo is fucking hottt.

She looks like a man who got a boob job.

I'm not as spot as you hicks to have my own blog. I shamefully, (not so much) don't bother with, I just enjoy pointing out how fucking racist douche-bags love to play "word fight" on other people's blogs.

Oh, and by the way, check your updates there, sir/madam, I'm not Brit, nor French, nor anything your mind would believe. I'm actually one of those crazy non racist, no accent (considering in the US of A) people that made a point.

But I see peeps love to attack the non racist. Interesting. Well, the cloaks are in your basement, get them out, prance around and maybe pretend that you're in the 1800s.

#138, no shit. I'm still under the impression that American football got confused as to what is a hand and what is a foot.

#151 - Hush you scalawag!

That would be impossible...I mean, who the hell would answer all the prayers?

I prefer WOP or Guapo, but hey, pirate slang is cool too.

if you're not a homo, why do you write an online gossip column?

for the last time, Ronaldo is BRAZILIAN!!!!
not portuguese.

Dear bob dylan,

You're either a fucking raving lunatic or you know nothing about football.

There are 2 Ronaldos.
1 is a bit older, he lives in Brazil, he is Brazilian, he plays this game called football for the Brazilian team. He's an awesome footballer and helped to land Brazil on the International map for football. He was recently caught with some trannies, but all is cool as long as he continues playing well (which he's practically retired).

There is another Ronaldo. Most people call him "C.Ronaldo." This is short for Christiano Ronaldo. He is a very young football player. He plays for Manchester United and his home team is Portugal. He is Portugese. This is the man in the pictures. He's also a whiny, diving, piece of trash that has lost a lot of fans for his begging on the field.

Now, could you please place your head in the toaster oven and turn the heat to high?

@132 Not true. I know that it's called "soccer" in at least Australia and South Africa as well as the U.S.

The main reason Americans (even football/soccer fans) call it "soccer" is just to avoid tremendous confusion here. What if we went around pounding our fists and demanding that you call football "cricket"? I imagine it would cause some problems for if you did.

Not to mention that we don't demand that you call boots "cleats", pace "speed", pitches "fields", lorries "trucks", flats "apartments", bonnets "hoods" etc, etc. It's all the same game, get over it. At least we don't call it calcio.

oh my god listen to yous all.yous all sound like a few chickens in a hens house.face it laddies cristain is taken.and so what if she has dipples on her bum or legs.i think its cool how she can be her self and doesnt have to be false.personaly laddies envy is a curse.let them be they are happy.

oh my god listen to yous all.yous all sound like a few chickens in a hens house.face it laddies cristain is taken.and so what if she has dipples on her bum or legs.i think its cool how she can be her self and doesnt have to be false.personaly laddies envy is a curse.let them be they are happy.

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The name of this sport is football. Beckham plays football. Pele played football. And this Portuguese footballer plays football