Jun 23 2008Miranda Kerr gets topless for Orlando Bloom

poor nipple, all squished..

OHHHH MYYY!!

That does it, I'm starting my starvation diet today. Damnit.

She can't smell.

Miranda.. this can be a bit damaging to your image.. just a bit

Looks like she's got a little garden growing under that 'kini of hers. Still, she's all kinds of hot.

Que thin!

I love orlando's tush... LAST PIC

Jeez, those VS ads are photoshopped big time. I did not recognize her.

Oh by the way, I wish Orlando Bloom would step out of the closet already.

Oh yeah, that's the stuff.

It's about time I get a "One For The Ladies" , Jesus, and hey...that is one fine looking ass..

Keep those coming, tired of looking at scrawny sick looking women all day (but don't get me wrong, no Britney's cousin, or Latifahs either, please, I just ate)..

uhh which one is the dude?

Juts another flat assed, knobby kneed Brit. Of course, she goes well with Orlando's flat chest.

He has a flat ass and she has flat tits, nice couple.

See that's sad. That skinny girl has tiny boobs, and they're flat & saggy. Awww, Come on honey, you could get inplants and at least have a B cup. God didn't make you that skinny, you fucked that up. Now please do everyone a favor and get some titties.

Idiot. Learn how to type.

Whaaaaaa!!
Bones and skin, waaay too thin!

She must be a great dick sucker 'cause I'd think Orlando could do better.

@ 15:

I'm thinking you've never seen a naked tit except for your 350lb mom's.

god bless you. i hate her, but i will always want to do orlando bloom's skinny ass. mmmmmmmmmm.

Her body is perfect!... her face is another story.

She has an ass made for getting stuffed.

She's way too fucking skinny. How can people find her hot? She looks like a twelve year old boy, not a woman.

All these tossers do is laze about in the sun all day. Put them down a coal mine or get them on a giant treadmill generating electricity. Make them do something useful, for crissake.

Did no one else notice the link to the geekologist site? That's not Geekologie, that's...something else...

flawless.

Geekologie came up for me. I don't know what is wrong with your computer..

What the fuck is bacon floss??

Haha yeah that isn't the correct link.

She is a little too skinny for my liking but is still attractive.

image of perfection, aside from the weird stubby forearms.

she looks like she has a penis.. either that or she's "stuffing" to make it look like she has an amazon rain forest growing in her crotchular region

If she looks like a 12 yr old boy, then that explains why Orlando hangs around with her. Haha

You know,to each its own. If you like your gals bony or shapely or even big, then who are we to argue.

Im a gal, and I know guys love a gal they can pinch.

Im a gal, and I know guys love a gal they can punch.

#13 Miranda Kerr is Australian.

She's hot, hot, hot.

Im a guy and I know guys love a gal they can spin like a top on their spindle without breaking a sweat.

He's got a girls butt.

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She's a pile of bones

These super thin women often remind me of those creepy old-looking children with the special powers in the cartoon Akira. Especially the Olsens.

I know there is a problem when you quickly look at a picture and do the neck retraction in like an , "oohh"/ "eew"

That's quite sick looking.
I mean it's just not attractive at all , at least not to me. It actually makes me cringe. Cuz it looks like if you touched her she would break.

Gross oh yea in the VS ads she has hella cleavage, where is it now. The world is lies...liesss

does that count as a boob? I mean yes thats a nipple... but I can't really call that a boob.

wait, what the heck, what happened to her boobs?
in VS she always looks like she has huge ones (or at least bigger ones than those).

sure, they probably photoshop and use push up bras, but during the runway shows she still looks decent.

@42, took the words right out of my mouth. she looked great at the fashion show. i guess they really pump those bras up.

dude her and kim kar'dash should meet up some time! wonder how kim feels about a butt-pad-less ass?
anyway why are they both walking around with there shit hangging out...no one need to see that

Good news. Btw, I saw her latest video on a perfect single website
*****m u l t i r a c i al l o v e.c o m**** . She looks cute.

Why is she posing for the camera?

Umm I can't find this pictures on Bauer-Griffin via a quick search, there hasn't been a story on Kerr since May. Let me guess, you couldn't wait for her to show of her body again so you picked out the super old pictures? Lovely.

wait, what the heck, what happened to her boobs?
in VS she always looks like she has huge ones (or at least bigger ones than those).

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she looks good :)

she looks gorgeous

Orlando sure likes the girls with the super skinny, malnourished little boy look.

And to the guys hilariously saying "Why doesn't she look like the VS ad/show?" well hate to break it to you but that's what pushup bras do. They can create cleavage when there's nothing there. Most of the VS models are A cups.

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♥ ♥♥ ♥OMG,she is so sexy.she posted a profile on a famous dating club ,called
"tallchat. com",seeking boyfriends.of course ,there are full of super models,beauties on that site!!!

heard he was hung like a church mouse and thats why he likes the girls to have wee boy hips, tight spaces and all..........if youre a slut how tight could it be in the 1st place??

Holy shit! She looks hungry! How can anyone say she looks gorgeous? There's nothing remotely feminine about her. I mean, of course you don't have to be super-curvy to look like a woman, but she's just a walking skeleton. Ugh! Man! Those VS models are airbrushed to DEATH!

She's gorgeous. And he used to be too. What the Hell happened to him? His body looks misshapen now - skinny in all the wrong places with a saggy 'paunch' in his midsection. Boy seriously needs to hit the gym.

Now I know there are other parts of the picture to be looking at, but, is that an astrology book in her arms? The yellowish colored one just left of her nipple. I hope so, because if she believes in destiny and is gullible, she's basically mine!

For god's sake, eat something.

She looks brainy. That's a turn-on. She has way more charisma going on than that Heidi/Ssspencccer chic.

32. Gia - June 23, 2008 5:36 PM

Im a gal, and I know guys love a gal they can punch.

funny whoever wrote this! but I have a sense of humour!

he has a really unflattering butt... awful thing...... I can't believe a skin and bones waif can be called a VS model... it's a sad sad day....

I really, really look forward to the day you are sued and put in jail. A lot.

I really, really do not understand. What is this American obsession with "asterisking" or "starring" the alleged naughty bits? You have invaded Iraq, spent billions and billions of dollars to get oil at $20 a barrel and enrich the friends your VP Cheney. You failed miserably on the first objective and succeeded wonderfully on the second. The rest of the world can't stand you and you are governed by an idiot. If anything deserves "asterisking" (the interweb equivalent of "waterboarding"), it is your foreign policy. Yet you are obsessed with a hint of nipple! Seriously folks (and I know I am talking to the elite of American society here!), you are seriously fucked.

wow her breast is very saggy and that for such a thin girl... I am the only one who find that odd?

wow her breast is very saggy and that for such a thin girl... I am the only one who find that odd?

Nice sack of bones!

I didn't know Orlando Bloom was into 12-year old boys!?!

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This bitch either needs to eat more or suck more cock for the protein. She's got the body of a young catholic school boy. Gross.

Orlando must ne lucky one...but don't u think that the girl is a little bit skinny??

Eeew, is that a giant mole by her ass? I like how she's all hamming it up for the cameras; moley moley stick figure girl. And as for Orlando; yeh, I never saw what all the fuss was about him. He's alright looking, but there's alot of better looking guys in hollywood...and heck, even in hometown USA.

#62,
You're the fucking idiot, click on the picture and the "stars" go away.

dipshit................

She has a great figure. Look at her bone structure. Sure she's on the thin side, but she's a model for fucks sake.

Anyone who says she's gross or looks like a boy is a redneck fat ass. Get the hell out of your hick town where the norm is to be 25lbs overweight.

Hit the gym you lard asses and then maybe you'll see that you actually have a bone structure underneath all that flab and cellulite.

#71...you have some mental issues, and I assume its because maybe you use to be fat??

First of all, her shoulders are so bony and her legs and arms are so thin. She looks malnutritioned to say the least. If that is what healthy looks like..then I am glad I am what # 71 considers fat. I am 5'9" and 140 lbs. I have a big butt and hips and arms and legs that do not look like teenie little twigs! I wear a size 6, which is well below the average woman size of 12.

These girls are just too thin and starved these days. One day, when they are 40 and already have osteoporosis, they will look back and wish they ate some food that contain these things called nutrients!! It really bothers me because so many girls think that you have to be that skinny to be attractive. And its boneheads like #71 that contribute to the problem.

I didn't knew SKELLETOR had a sister?

is the same insecure fat chick posting the same repetitive anti-thin messages over and over again?

miranda is a bit on the slim side... but she is (a) TALL and (b) a lingerie MODEL. she is definitely not "gross". you don't see all her bones poking out or her arms/legs looking like twigs. she actually looks FIT. so geez people... stop being so insecure and give skinny people a break. the rest of the world is not as fat as the average american woman

Shes skinny as fuck and still more manly than him

Man she has the most fugliest face in the world, her body is ok but she has a average skinny girl body. Her face is the most revolting thing thought I dont know how he sleeps with her, she most likley waers a bag on her face during sex.

Her nose is way to long and her eyes are spread too far apart, and her face is hella round. You got to admit she doesnt have the most beautiful face around.
Her face gets uglier when she smiles weird.

71 YOU ARE TOTALLY RIGHT!!
you americans just dont want to admit that this girl is gorgeous and you are just jealous cause the average of your people is the fattest of the world.

Man her boobs are saggy, ew she works for Victoria secrect isnt she sopposed to have boobs.

My boobs are the same size hers is 34b but my boobs are perky and stay in place I dont even need to wear a bra becuase the are firm and stay in place without one. Well at least we know she has a ugly body to match her fugly face.

#71. Yes, I do understand how to remove the asterisks. The point I was trying to make was given the obscenity of American foreign policy what is the point of sticking asterisks on the odd nipple? Which is more obscene?

OHHHH MYYY!! FK

What do you think, how long they gonny stay together...? Is it really serious this time...?

She has nice eyes (specially with make-up), but she is too thin, that is not sexy any more!!! And she looks like 18…Orlando needs another girl, a girl who cares about him. And he needs a haircur!!! Very often he looks like a homeless…and he does not seem to be very happy. On the most pictures Miranda is smiling (for the paps) and he looks just pissed…

Sorry for my englisch, I am not a native speaker.

Wow shes awesome.. i love the skinny non flabby ones. stop whinging you fat filth fuckers

Wow shes awesome.. i love the skinny non flabby ones. stop whinging you fat filth fuckers

Wow shes awesome.. i love the skinny non flabby ones. stop whinging you fat filth fuckers

Wow shes awesome.. i love the skinny non flabby ones. stop whinging you fat filth fuckers

Wow shes awesome.. i love the skinny non flabby ones. stop whinging you fat filth fuckers

Wow shes awesome.. i love the skinny non flabby ones. stop whinging you fat filth fuckers

God they both look like they need a good feed - both too thin and emaciated. Her breasts look like windsocks - not nice.

@74-No. We are not the same person. And no, unlike your tired retort of you're all fat" implies, we are probably not. Can I let you in on a little secret? "Skinny" is not a synonym for "fit". Please tell me what about this woman (IS she a woman?) is fit? She has zero muscle tone. She's merely skin and bones.

@ 13 - She Australian, not British you dumb fuck. As for the rest of you, news flash, the girl is a lingerie model. It's her job to be skinny. If you all were paid as much as she is, you would all look exactly like her.

Anyone knows where her bikini is from??

VIVA GRAN CANARIA!!!

whose ass is that in the last one. yuckers

Doesn't that woman have a bag to carry around all her crap!?

i have seen her pictures on sugarmommymatch d ot c o m ```

they are interesting! and there also have a lot of mature and wealthy women seeking younger handsome guys on it!

skinny and fit are totally different.... she's just plain skinny (not toned) she does look like shes a 13 year old boy with boobs. A healty woman is resembled by Jennifer Garner. There you are able to see that she is toned, fit and actually takes care of her body...and is not just ugly skinny. THERE IS A DIFFERENCE.

Could somone feed this girl a steak! Ew!

where have her booobs gone?or maybe she never had them.photoshooooooooooop

Isn't it funny how ALWAYS when there are pics of celebs we get to see the women pics and more of them but only one of Orlando and they cover his butt with a star, but the pics of her she has her butt stuck in the air with her suit up like a thong and showing all cheeks but when it comes to showing men it is a double standard with the media. Tired of the media discriminating against male celebs!!

She is yummy. It's funny how much taller she is compared to him. I like how he walks around in his bare butt. He is a douche but she is hott.

'Looks like she has a penis'?? .....Oh yeah I forgot these guys who comment on Fish have never seen a woman naked (or in bikini in real), silly me.

DUH you idiots. The whole purpose of VS is to sell bra's that make u look a few sizes bigger DUH DUH DUH. Guys are so stupid. It is so easy to fool them MUHAHAHA.

@53: Actually if you are a fit girl, meaning you exercise most all your muscles regulary and you're in great shape with not a high fat percentage, you will be tighter down there as well since there are also muscles down there. Being promiscuous (slut??? why do you call another woman a slut?) will not change that as fit girls are more elastic and they will be tight again. I know this cuz my bf is huge and I'm ALWAYS too tight, even after 100 times. LOL why am I telling you this? Oh yes, to educate you.

@58: 'she looks brainy' Why? cause she is holding a book? LOL!!

@89: 'is she a woman?'
You are a moron. So now if a woman has a cup A (like most all VS models and fashion models in general, she isn't a woman???? Then she can 'fix' or 'correct' this 'defect' by having implants?????

Please shoot yourself or at least get sterilized. Thank you.

OK I don't want to hear the "she's too skinny no boobs gross" comments because y'all think Deanna Pappas is too fat. so what the hell do you want then? Give me a break, this woman is absolutely gorgeous, too. Beauty comes in different shapes.

she is always very hot, no matter here or on ......Blackcentury.com.......... i read
many news about her, also her hot pics and videos.

I guess I'm a little late to the party, but, for what it's worth, I'm a girl who is much shorter and not nearly as skinny and I think she's fucking gorgeous. Also, @ 105...all the models *do* have A cups, which is totally bizarre since most VS bras only come in a B and up...

ID TAP THAT SEXY GUY. :D
And Im 13... Omg.. LOL.

@105-
I think you need to shoot yourself. You sound like one of those annoying pseudo-intellectual types. Maybe you have tiny saggy boobies like Miranda's and are therefore a little sensitive?
Did you even read my posts at all? I SPECIFICALLY said that a woman does not need to be super-curvy to look like a woman. BTW, I find it funny how you immediately focus on breasts. Who says that her cup size is directly related to my thinking she is unfeminine? There's nothing about her that is remotely feminine. She looks like a little boy in a bikini. No waist, no thighs, that face... ugh!

@105-
I think you need to shoot yourself. You sound like one of those annoying pseudo-intellectual types. Maybe you have tiny saggy boobies like Miranda's and are therefore a little sensitive?
Did you even read my posts at all? I SPECIFICALLY said that a woman does not need to be super-curvy to look like a woman. BTW, I find it funny how you immediately focus on breasts. Who says that her cup size is directly related to my thinking she is unfeminine? There's nothing about her that is remotely feminine. She looks like a little boy in a bikini. No waist, no thighs, that face... ugh!

It is so funny how biiiiig liar Miranda is. The biggest in the world. She is always talking about “unwanted media attention” for her ( and her boyfriend ex actor Bloom). She wants media and paps to leave them alone. But look at the picture with her ass in the air. She turned her head and she is smiling. She is obviously aware of the paps. She is posing for them. Or, if not, she is smiling to her own ass. Which makes her – out of mind? Crazy? No, she lives for media attention. The biggest fame freak ever.

Oh come on if she didn't want attention she wouldn't be dating Orlando Bloom for goodness sakes. Now, she is super thin but she may not be unhealthy. I used to be that thin and no matter what I ate or did I couldn't gain weight. From a straight girl's point of view, I think she has a pretty body. Most models these days are required to be thin or else they couldn't be models, also most modeling agency's want models not to have big breasts. Her face is okay looking, but she looks a tad like a cabbage patch kid, she's pretty enough I guess, she's definitely exotic looking. However, I think Orlando Bloom is gorgeous, I guess it's just a difference of opinion. I don't think he is gay. I do think he could afford to hit the gym to get back in shape, not that he is too badly out of shape but his body isn't what it used to be either. That's just the facts! Looks like ever since he started dating MK he has been slacking on going to the gym. Some guys prefer super thin girls, but what irritates me is that I read he broke up with Kate Bosworth because she got too thin and now he is dating someone who is just as thin. I liked him better with Kate. I think it is time he find someone besides MK. I think he can do better than her....Oh and his butt looks just great to me, it kinda looks photo shopped though.

Oops in my last post, above I said if she didn't want attention. I meant to put if she didn't want media attention.

Also I want to say that not all American's are over weight. Yes, we have obese people in America, as well as fit and muscular people, and also we do have super thin and anorexic people. All different body types, nationalities, languages, ect. right her in America. I'm tired of everyone assuming because we live in America that we must all be fat rednecks. It is just like the thing about Brits having terrible teeth. I'm smart enough to realize that not all Brits have yellow crooked teeth.

so much bickering and funny insults, telling each other to "shoot ourselves" and jump off a cliff. america has more food available - so the average weight is higher. in other places people are thinner because food is more expensive. and if you can survive on less food, that is of course better than being a glutton- especially with the production crises in the world. so if you can be happy on a smaller amount of food and are thin, good for you! and if you must buy everything in the supermarket maybe do not degrade others who can practice more self control! it's better for the planet!

I wouldn't complain if Orlando walked around like that. He has a totally sexy tushy!