Jun 3 2008Michael Lohan: 'Dina is a wannabe living off Lindsay's fame'

Neither or her kids have any talent what-so-ever so she should be soo proud!

Perhaps her dog died.

For the very first time ever......I find myself agreeing with Michael Lohan 100%.

Michael is just as big of a fame whore as Dina is. Pot. Kettle. Black.

Wow, he's really jonesing for another hummer from Lindsay. Must be the whole Ronson thing - he's worried she's losing her taste for thick lumpy semen topped by a smidge of smegma.

Oh, and FIRST.

I've watch a few minutes of the show. Confirmed: Dina Lohan is a pig.

I've watch a few minutes of the show. Confirmed: Dina Lohan is a pig.

Please somebody HELP ME!!!!!!!!! I can't decide who I'd rather see get hit by a train! Dina or Heidi??
Guess trains big enough to hit them both..

How is any of this news?? Is there one person here that did not already know this crap?? Come on Fish dude, there has to be something better out there than this.. Where are the bikini pics or nip slips??

#6 - nice try troll loser. seriously, lol, how sad is your life when you have to pretend to post as someone else.

That's one crazy family.

The good thing about crazy families? Their daughters tend to be great fucks! (in my experience - all that dysfunction needs an animalistic outlet)

FRIST, You have look at correctly. If Heidi gets hit by the train first, those big plastic boobs will bounce her out of the way. If you tie Hiedi to Dina and let Dina get hit by the train first, then they both die..

fap fap fap ... grunt grunt ... fap fap fapfapfapfapfap ... grunt ... fart ... unnnhhh ... fap fap fap ... "MORE BIKINI PICS!" fap fap fap ... sweat ... grunt ... groan ... fap fap fap ... "IS THAT A NIP SLIP??!!!" fapfapfapfapFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP!!! ... burp ... fart ... fap fap fap ....

Dina,

Never, ever believe you are anything but the best thing
going on in your daughters' lives. Mothers are supposed
to embarass us, anger us and NURTURE us. Let's all
give this woman credit for being the most important person
you could hope for in LiLo's life. While boys come and go, it's
up to Dina to save her heart.

Never far from her daughters' sides, Dina ensures that they're
going to succeed. The press and gossip sites are going
to say unkind things, but we, the READERS, should be willing to
let her be. Seriously people, think about it: At any time, have
you had to deal with an alchoholic sex-addict while seeing that,
down the road, you could have another?

Randal

#6 - it's almost as bad as those repressed homos who do those gay sports "fantasy" leagues - Jesus, just go suck a dick already.

Hi FRIST!!! Hi Jimbo!!!
Hi gross #5 smegma troll!!

hmmmm, well, at least Dina has one thing right. Who the hell goes to counceling sober??

If Michael Lohan were a superhero, he'd be Captain Obvious

Reeeaaallly? Ya don't say! And how about yooouuu, Michael?! Anyways, the whole family is untalented, uninteresting trash and should just go away already.

#14 and #15 are basically saying the same thing.

@11 Sportsdvi, The trolls are equal to Tatum's dog.. That is how sad thier life is..

Irregardless, you cannot deny that Dina's a MILF.

Yes, Jimbo, we will never match that gem you just typed.

#20,

Never put me in he same category as Jimbo, OK. If you're
going ahead with anaolgous commentary, put Jimbo's penchant to
run his profane mouth with sportsdvl or someone else who is
around that age: 16. Jimbo is sometimes creative, but far too crude
and his friend sportsdvl is the devil! May they both get lost in a
desert somewhere, fellating each other for fluids. And "sorry" TROLL,
you don't seem to like "profanity" with the REAL Randal posts.

Randal

The Lohans are douche bags!!!

Typical Lawn Guyland wannabe MILF.

Randal,

At what age did you realize that you were a raging homosexual?

You are right Jimbo, though Randal ("It must put the lotion on it's skin, yes it must") I do not curse or use a profane mouth in my posts.

Read the first word in each line of Randal's posts...

I only use a fantasy-player cocksucking mouth in my "posts".

oh my holy hell #29!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rick Astley!! Wow, Randal, just wow.. That's some seriously funny shit!!

"Dina is a wanna-be living off Lindsay's fame"

Really? Thanks for pointing out the painfully obvious, fucktard.

If anyone is considering moving to Long Island, do yourself a favor and DON'T.
I had the misfortune of going to LI for a party, and it is a wretched place filled with wretched people like the Lohans.

This is how most LI people are. Bad hair, gross fake nails/tans and the most horrid accents. Kind of like NJ people, only worse.

"I had the misfortune of going to LI for a party"

Fucking whore. You're just like all the rest of them, even though you pretend to hate them.

PARIS, France (AP) -- A Paris court on Tuesday convicted Brigitte Bardot of provoking discrimination and racial hatred for writing that Muslims are destroying France.

The court also handed down a $23,325 fine against the former screen siren and animal rights campaigner.

A leading French anti-racism group known as MRAP filed a lawsuit last year over a letter she sent to then-Interior Minister Nicolas Sarkozy. The remarks were published in her foundation's quarterly journal.

In the December 2006 letter to Sarkozy, now the president, Bardot said France is "tired of being led by the nose by this population that is destroying us, destroying our country by imposing its acts."

**** the only problem with all this is...well, you know...they ARE trying to destroy all non-Islamic countries.

@24 Randal, I hope you can tell the diffence between me and the trolls.. ie 14 & 33

#5 - "a smidge of smegma"

That one goes in the vault.

I'm the one with all the words spelled wrong and the vein in my forehead that sticks out a little bit when I try for rubout #5 during a single workday.

the partying mom did mess up lindsay now ALI WAY TO GO Dina!

@32 - I agree. I grew up on LI and when I moved away for a job I was blown away with how much better it was. And that was NJ!! Imagine NJ being an upgrade. Ditto for when I moved to Philly.

You know? You always hear about murder/suicides, but never with these two......

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@26 Elliot, I don't think she's quite typical. All actions and attributes aside, I don't think Dina is a member of the tribe.

Let's face it. People are cunts.

Truer words were never spoken.

Hi Veggi, hi Jimbo, hi Auntie, hi "Randal"..

#4 - couldn't agree more. Personally I think they both have contributed equally to the mess that their family is.

psst Cody....stay sane!

You know, I actually met Dina and Ali while working on a photo shoot for the poster for Ali's new movie. I thought they'd be real asshats, but they were nothing but nice. Kind of changed my perception of what the press puts out there.

#46 I don't believe you.

Ali's not in a movie..

JESUS CHRIST, am I dreaming?
a lohan is telling us the truth?
GETOUTAHERE!!

#30 - get a life troll. you sure have a fascination with gay oral sex! look, just accept your feelings and go for it dude. just leaves more women for the rest of us.

yeah I'm sure Stalker Daddy can do better. Dina should hire someone to take care of this guy.

Randal just worked some Rick Astley hocus pocus on our asses ! I'm blown away. Too fucking funny Pink Unicron ! U rule !

Why is Tom Jones walking beside her?

#47 yes she is, it hasn't come out yet, hence the reason they just shot the movie poster. it's called Mostly Ghostly. IMDB it.

them kids got grade-c DNA in them

I am ashamed to say I watched the first episode. Maybe, like fotowhore says, they are nice in person, but IMHO they came off as douchebags.

And th songs they thought were so great? My 11-year-old and I just looked at each other, both with WTF? expressions. Crappy music, even worse than what Lindsay put out, if that is at all possible.

They are all about me, me, me.

Dina is both an attention whore and a child exploiter. Rot in hell.

I would achieve zen status if someone beat the ever living shit out of Dina Lohan. I can't stand her looks, its just not right, and she has an attitude that she's deserving of something. Michael Lohan should have changed his name and moved to another country to avoid being known as someone who procreated, muchless had sex with, that alien. Her face reminds me of michael jackson's and the tatto'ed lip line is incredibly disgusting, especially on her. If it wasn't for alcohol and drugs I'm fairly certain she would have realized by now what a colossal waste of space she is and off'ed herself by now... we could only hope.

Mmmm, not her fan. I saw her profile on "S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m " last week. "She is already in relationship with a young billionaire on our site", according to the officials of that site.

Dina Lohan is one of the worst I have ever seen. Is she for real??? OMG... What a loser.... Somebody smack that bitch upside the head already.... I feel bad for LiLo....

Dina Lohan is one of the worst I have ever seen. Is she for real??? OMG... What a loser.... Somebody smack that bitch upside the head already.... I feel bad for LiLo....

Dear Michael Lohan:

YA THINK????

Signed,
The Public

PS: We think you BOTH suck.

Uh dad - Lindsay's not famous. Her acting sucks worse than her blow-jobs.
She's a well known hollywood drunken slut is all. I would say she's a whore, but whores get paid. She can't even get a guy to sit at a table with her in public, much less pay her skanky ass.
Sorry to break that bit of news to you.
Daddy-wanna-be mocking mommy-wanna-be ..... How ..... Lohanded

#22, "irregardless" aint a word, where are you from Wisconsin?

I'd bang her

WOW!!! SHE HAS A PROANA BRACELET!!!! =O

Well at least the parents issues are not effecting the kids.......

Dina's being a good mom and help Ali out as a manager. She's making sure the media doesn't do what it did to Lindsay.

The show is funny and think it's a great inside scoop of the Lohan's setting everything straight. Love the new characters - Nana and Cody. They make the show 10x better ;)

ALL LOHAN'S ARE GROSS AND TRAMPY..... INCLUDING DINA AND MICHAEL. go find all your kids Michael, and Dina, Stop living vicariously through your daughter's!!

ALL LOHAN'S ARE GROSS AND TRAMPY..... INCLUDING DINA AND MICHAEL. go find all your kids Michael, and Dina, Stop living vicariously through your daughter's!!

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