Jun 2 2008Megan Fox wants to have sex 24/7... heh

Megan Fox apparently has an insatiable hunger for doin' it. She recently told FHM that she's obsessed with sex and doesn't really see a point in doing anything else. Here's the exact quote via Hollyscoop.com:

"I have the libido of a teenage boy. I'd rather have sex all the time than leave the house."

Excuse me, my penis seems to have rocketed off my body and blasted into orbit. *picks up phone* Hello? NASA? Uh huh, the wiener again. I'll take my usual shuttle. Listen, while we're up there can you can get me some numbers on possibly, I dunno, firing a bazooka at Brian Austin Green's face. I'm actually not particular as to where it lands but I'd prefer his last words be "Megan, do the guy who writes The Superficial." I'd crunch the numbers myself but my algebra's a bit rusty. You'll do it? Fantastic. You guys truly are "the right stuff." Oh, man, get it? Like the movie? Hello? Shit...

Special thanks to Andrew for alerting me to the greatest news in the history of, uh, news-alism.


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Im a Girl and I can tell you this girl is SUPER HOT!! she is VERY PRETTY !!!

I love the pink dress.

FOIST YA JOIKS

Skeet³

First?

Thanks for the heads up Girly Girl.

She's pretty for a nobody.

Oh, my goodness... I think my penis just exploded.

Dont pik on me. what im trying to say is that She is super hot and thas coming from me, me = girl. its not like im some 16 year old horny little boy who thinks everything is hot.

Dont pik on me. what im trying to say is that She is super hot and thas coming from me, me = girl. its not like im some 16 year old horny little boy who thinks everything is hot.

superficsh-she said she wants to have sex 24/7-but she didnt say with you. i would have thought that would make you depressed!

she tries too hard. people are beautiful when they don't try to be...

Not. Hot. Whore.

Girly. Girl. Lesbian.

She goes to the Coffee Bean near my apartment with her BF, the SAved by the Bell guy. They always walk in with that JDF look, so I'm not surprised by this comment. Also, she doesn't look this good in real life. Just another overly tatted up attractive girl. There are dozens hotter than her walking around my neighborhood, they're just not famous.

shes sooooooooooooo BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!

Someone needs to change their tanning goggles.

What lame-ass poses!

I wouldn't kick her out of bed

#14 he's from 90210, not Saved By The Bell. I know..same difference. LOL

She has a pretty face but the hair! It actually looks like she's been in bed all day. Let's cut some inches off that stringy mess okay?

Aw, she, like most of young hollywood, seems to have run into the fish lips look.

I'd hit that.

Love her, the dress not so much.

Takes guts for a woman to be so upfront about her sexuality!

TheLostGirl

Hot damn woman, where do the line form?

She should play Wonder Woman in the upcoming movie in 2009.

I don't think anyone can forget Megan's fine acting skills in Transformers, her most recent big screen hit. Her knowledge on fixing cars was absolute in the movie and played an integral part for the plot with Bumblebee.

She's also a great young lady becoming a woman and is still with Brian Austin Green, from 90210, an amazing show from the early 90's.

Good luck to you, you are a * in the making.

Randal

The white dress is divine. Love. Her boobs look very fake in the pink dress. Implants or not?

Never heard of her but she looks sexy. I get multiple orgasms and I love sex all the time too and always have. My lover enjoys my come noises and stays hard and we do it for a long time and take cuddle breaks and then romp again.

Of course she does. Her vag is probably all stretched out and hanging down to her knees already from having so much sex. Sure, sex is niiice. But come on..that's just dumb.

She looks like she has natural breasts and a fit hot body unlike fat thigh and fat ass for a short chick Kim Kardaskank. I hate the way breast implants feel.

Boners at work... not good.

"My lover enjoys my come noises and stays hard and we do it for a long time and take cuddle breaks and then romp again."

Poor guy.

That's such crap. Every girl that shows up in FHM/Maxim/Playboy says they just want to get humped all day long. All marketing spin, 'cause what guy is going to buy the magazine if she says "all I want to do is call my friends, watch SATC and ooh over SJP's dress, and then get my nails done"? Answer: NOT ONE!

Probably a lousy lay too.

She has a bitchy look about her.

Hate to burst your bubble Superfish, but this is exactly the type of bullshit her rep makes up to increase the interest in her...those interviews by hot bimbos on FHM, Maxim, etc are entirely made up by their PR people, ("oh, yeah, my fantasy is to have a three way", "I can't get enough sex", blah blah, she's catering to the horny 20-somethings that buy those stupid magazines... is the kind of mumbo jumbo you hear from people who know diddly squat about sex.

Based upon on all her tats, bet when she gets hammered this chick is one wild child. And I bet sex with her pretty crazy intense. Of course, she may be a psycho, but 1 good hump is all you need.

There was an eruption on Mt. Kilaman-PuddinTaine, sources say several villagers were trapped under a viscous white liquid...

does anyone else find it ironic that she has a marilyn tattoo and she is somewhat recreating one of her poses in pics 10 and 12

like someone else said...she tries to hard

Yeah girls like sex too. And they too can get quite horny! I suggest hitting up a local night club. On any given night you can get laid. And yes you can be a total loser and she can be a total babe. Doesn't matter if all she wants to do is fuck.

I'd tap that ass until she passed out in a puddle of her own diarrhea.

Ugh she looks like one of those whores everyone went to high school with.

BORING.

To call her common would be to flatter her. I'm not sure she even deserves the title of trash. She resembles a witch crossed with Butthead and is about as stupid as that combination would lead you to believe. "I like sex," "I like sex," wow, I am instantly compelled...

Typical overhyped skag.... Mediocre body... Lousy tattoos.. No talent... Take any stripclub USA and find a hotter chick than this... Enough with this broad already!

Tattoos, the stupidest invention since the pet rock.

Randal and Jackson, please kill each other.

Isitin, you are a dumb @ss, if you believe that the Pet Rock was before tattoos your must be a real homo. tattoos are subcultural traits treading back thousands of years, as and art form, tradition, and cultural beliefs, thus making it a trait of mankind. but here comes little internet fagboy, and hating against tattoos, shows alot of mind and understanding that this brain cant come to cop, behind that thin skull.

no pity no excuses to the ignorant.

i guess good luck to ya, in all the ways, since that brain of yours probably wont let you live longer that 25 because of all the stupid it contains.

megan fox is gorgeous!!!

She's pretty, but she looks like she's trying too hard to be Angelina Jolie. And Brian Austin Green??? I Always swore that guy was very gay; in a very George Michaels kind of way.

tattoos are ugly and trashy.

she is pretty .. angelina jolie is beautiful

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I once dated a woman who said she was a nymphomaniac. It turned out she wasn't a nymphomaniac, but a kleptomaniac. I could tell because she kept stealing my shit.

She made that comment almost 2 years ago on fhm.... I don't know how that is recently.... She still is hot regardless

with that tattoos she look so lowclass...what a shame

How's she set for old, fat, married guy cock? 'Cause, I have "a friend...."

There should only be 3 types of tattoos. They should read:
1. I'm a dumb fuck.
2. I was drunk when I got this.
or
3. I was a drunk dumb fuck when I got this.

Dear Superficial Writer,

This news made me really happy. Keep up the good work!

Sincerely,

My Penis

So, what did we think about the Lost season finale?

wait till some black guy gets her pregnant!

I don't understand why this girl gets so much praise for her looks.
I mean yeah she is pretty in a Kate Beckinsale kind of way, but she's not out of this world beautiful. I have seen much better looking random chicks in clubs before. Megan is overrated.

Hot

She should have just opted for a Marilyn pic on the nightstand.
I wonder if it is a distraction if you are forced to read her back... over and over again?

I just don't get the appeal of this girl! She looks like she's one step away from being in porn. All you ever hear about how bad ass she is. She's about as bad ass as Hot Topic...

I like her because she's trash.

She's trying to be Angelina Jolie with the lip injections, shoulder tattoo w/ writing on it, open sexual comments, etc.

Dear Superficial Guy, I just stopped by to thank you for this post.

Thank you.

Take pride Superficial Man, in this, your finest hour.

The tats have to go .

I'd carve that. Kind of an exotic Egyptian pharaoh-ess look going on with her.

Angelina Jolie is so much hotter. So are alot of actresses....I can't really pinpoint what I don't like about her. I think her eyes look in slightly different directions and that is what destroys her looks for me.

SHE IS THE HOTTEST THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ON THE FACE OF THIS EARTH RIGHT NOW.... I AM A STRAIGHT WOMAN, BUT I"D GO GAY FOR HER.... *sigh*

Why are so many people harsh on her? I'm sure there are hotter girls out there, but she has an exotic quality about her. I'm a straight woman, but I definately can admire her beauty.
@46 I used to compare him to George Michael too, that's funny!

Pathetic attention whore.

I always used to disagree when people said it, but now that she's talking a bit more, I agree that she's an Angelina Jolie wannabe. I don't know why, I think she's much better-looking personally. I totally wouldn't be surprised if she ended up replacing Angelina as the talentless but hot brunette that does nothing but talk about her sex life to the media. That's Hollywood!

Who the heck is she? I've never heard of her.

Definitely in the 'she's trying too hard' boat. It's not the first time a statement like that has been made to a men's magazine, and it won't be the last. It's all for the image. Eye-roll inducing news.

holy fuck, she is smokin hot.

my penis is going to sue you, i'm about to beat him senseless.

Guys with small dicks are afraid of chicks with tats. it's a fact.

Holy crap, where do I sign up?

Hawt as fawk. Too bad she's becoming a plastic surgery junkie. So far: nose job, boobs, duck lips. Wish she'd stayed natural.

Lio, I guess everyone else here that says tattoos are ridiculous are idiots also. The most beautiful women in the world don't have tattoos. Only trashy woman who have no class have them. It ruins the natural look of a beautiful woman. But an idiot like yourself wouldn't know class if it hit you on the head, asshole.

Guys with small dicks make up facts to compensate for their deficiency.

fake boobs, fake lips, nose job. the only thing that is natural and pretty are her eyes (and maybe she wears contacts...)
and for someone to say 'i like to have sex all the time' can she try HARDER to get attention from men? slut, no talent, fake looking, nobody. let her have her 15 minutes...she'll be gone soon thankfully
remember when everyone thought denise richards was hot? now she's a total joke.

so she's really into sex, huh? then why is it when i wander outside of her home with my cock in my hand she calls the fuckin cops!? i say she's a cock tease.

You can have tatoos and still be classy. Class is a state of mind, and this chic, though hot, has not very much class at all. I wouldn't fuck Brian Austin Greene if you paid me, and if I did fuck him, I would do it once and not tell anyone...

Angelina had her "trash" moment when she was with Billy Bob. Unfortunately, she told EVERYONE about that. Thank god she's with Brad now. At least he's attractive.

I saw Ian Ziering in Florida, and she should be fucking him. He's at least still somewhat attractive.

You can have tattoos and still be classy. Class is a state of mind, and this chic, though hot, has not very much class at all. I wouldn't fuck Brian Austin Greene if you paid me, and if I did fuck him, I would do it once and not tell anyone...

Angelina had her "trash" moment when she was with Billy Bob. Unfortunately, she told EVERYONE about that. Thank god she's with Brad now. At least he's attractive.

I saw Ian Ziering in Florida, and she should be fucking him. He's at least still somewhat attractive.

As an aside, her Christian Louboutin shoes she's wearing with the PINK dress don't match.. the RED and gold shoes; the second thing is, that Marilyn tat is fucking stupid as shit.

http://www.christianlouboutin.com/

She's really pretty , but once you realize she looks like a bratz doll its ruined.

OMG - she DOES look like a Bratz doll! They've succeeded in making a human turn into one! The end of the world is nigh!

Yea more marketing crap however for some reason I actually believe it with her.

It's the tattoos, most girls who have them are very trampy/sexual whatever. She has nine.

btw - this takes away at least two points from her so I'd giver her a 7 and I know that's harsh but they're big ones on her arms and close to her genitals jeez, gross. The Amy Winehouse look isn't hot.

She tastes like honey and pretzels...in case anyone was wondering.
Oh, and and as for her libido...she has the CHEST of a teenage boy too!


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She wants to do it 24/7? Wow, do you think all the casting agents are up for it?

Enough of the Duck Lips on Hollywood Celebrities. Don't they know how ugly all of this puffed-up lip shit looks.

I'm a chick who loves sex too, and I don't do chicks, but I have to say this girl is SMOKIN' HOT.

You haters on here are just fucking incredible. Give props where props are due! Jealous turd brains.

Hmmm she kinda reminds me of a young Jennifer Connelly. Anyway she is sexy as all hell, theirs nothing wrong with this chick at all!

every single one of you idiots saying "she's flat-chested" and "i've seen ten times hotter walking around my neighborhood" would voluntarily chop off body parts for the chance to drink this woman's pee. spouting jealous bullshit about a smoking hot woman who likes to fuck just makes it more obvious your wife is shaped like a buick and you haven't seen your dick in years.

The more I see her pictures, the more I realize I'd bend her over and shag the hell out of her in a nano-second if given the chance. She is just plain hawt. We'd do 24 positions with my 7 incher all day. Think she is bow-legged now, just wait.

She just turned 22, so of course she has a high libido. Let's see if she still has it at 40. And if she looks this good.

"she tries too hard. people are beautiful when they don't try to be..."

Right, like say Rosie O'Donell. You can't tell me she tries to hard...

# 78 sayz... Guys with small dicks make up facts to compensate for their deficiency.

You just proved your own point tiny-weiner man ;)

love the freckles. she's hot

She should just stop with the plastic surgery. She looked beautiful before, no need for it, especially the duck lips. Please, Hollywood, quit pumping up your lips, it looks fake and stupid.

I'd hit that.

She looks like she's made of plastic. Fuck her.

She looks full of herself .... and little pretty girl wipes her ass just like everyone else. Where the hell did she come from anyway? We want pictures of what she looked like a couple of years ago.

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#96

That was the joke.

What she looked like before surgery...

http://famousplastic.com/category/megan-fox/

those beady little ferret eyes of hers keep me from thinking she's hot. also, yah, got to agree with everyone whose said that her comments were designed solely for publicity and have zero to do with reality.

I would fuked the living daylights outta this broad 4 real

Oh my crap!!! I love you Megan!

i'll admit she is super hot...and her bod is amazing!

Angelina Jolie wanna be!
she said herself that she thinks she looks like Angelina Jolie and that even her tattoos where like jolies...thats why she does the same over the shoulder pose.
and does that thing with her lips to make them look bigger.....key word look

SHE A NOBODY, WANNABE and her tattoos are stupid as hell. honestly what a git.

Shes soooo hot!! Finally a beauty whos not of the brogin cookie cutter blonde variety.

she is pretty but her skin looks very very aged for a 22 yr old

She's definitely hot, but not the 'goddess' everyone says she is. I wouldn't die for her, that's for sure...

Megan Fox can smile?

She's so damn beautiful.

How can you marry a guy that's so disgusting. He doesnt even clean up after himself.

I love Megan Fox

How can you marry a guy that's so disgusting. He doesnt even clean up after himself.

I love Megan Fox

you people are nuts! SHES PLASTIC!!! a nose job.... lip injections and possibley a boob job HELLOOO BARBIE???? shes f-in nasty! shes a SLUT.... the only reason why every one thinks shes so hot is because she doesnt care that her nude body is plastered all over the internet for every one to see so of course what guys not going to like that??? girls like her make me want to throw up EVERY WHERE!!!!!

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