Jun 18 2008Matthew McConaughey isn't letting no baby stop his drinking
Matthew McConaughey may have a Tarzan baby gestating inside model Camila Alves, but that doesn't mean he can't get trashed in Nicaraqua and pick up chicks. He must've got that parenting book I sent him: "The Zen of Drinking your Way to Debilitating Child-Support Payments." Star reports:
"He was acting like an out-of-control 18-year-old," claims an eyewitness who was at the bar. "He already seemed to be drunk when he arrived alone, and he only got worse from there on. He was putting the make on every woman in his path, throwing his arms around them and trying to kiss them, and trying to dirty-dance with a few out on the floor. But he was a mess, slurring his words and stumbling around.
"A few minutes after he finally left the bar, someone found him searching through a sewage ditch outside. When they asked him what he was doing, he mumbled, 'I've lost my flip-flops!'"
You know who should really be responsible for a kid? People who lose their shoes in a sewer ditch. That's a winning combination right there. But seriously, I'm sending Matt "Daddy & Baby Velcro shirts" as a shower gift. That way he can carry two drinks at the bar, and it'll be like he never even fathered a child. Now that's practical.
Photos: Flynet
Reader Comments
1. mmhmm - June 18, 2008 10:20 AM
he is still yummy!
2. Malffy Hernandes - June 18, 2008 10:20 AM
first much?
3. Dave - June 18, 2008 10:21 AM
first
4. ph7 - June 18, 2008 10:22 AM
Hot, young chicks only, please.
I don't see big tits or a vag anywhere in this picture.
5. wet newspaper - June 18, 2008 10:24 AM
He's hot. I'd definitely have a roll in the newspaper with that.
6. havoc - June 18, 2008 10:25 AM
I agree.
No poon.......no point.
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7. mimi - June 18, 2008 10:27 AM
FISH -GUTZ SUKS!
GO BRITNEY!
8. Dar - June 18, 2008 10:28 AM
What a moron! Everybody knows you don't drink when you're preggo!
Did he light up a fat one too?
9. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - June 18, 2008 10:29 AM
I see he's been visiting Barry Bonds' trainer...
10. mmhmm - June 18, 2008 10:30 AM
bud light apparently does the body good :)
11. OC Dee - June 18, 2008 10:33 AM
Thank you very much!
Please post more hot men!
Matthew McConaughey is hot and sexy and he can dirty dance with me or try to kiss me anytime!
12. Flaps - June 18, 2008 10:36 AM
"You know who should really be responsible a kid?"
what is this sentence?
13. nipolian - June 18, 2008 10:37 AM
"But he was a mess, slurring his words and stumbling around."..........Just a typical Monday morning for me.
14. Cheese and Rice - June 18, 2008 10:37 AM
Come on people.....this is the same guy that likes to get stoned and play bongos naked....should we be shocked? So he gets drunk and loses his flip flops in a sewage ditch....who hasn't been there?? I mean really??
15. Roger Moore - June 18, 2008 10:38 AM
@2
No?
16. Auntie Kryst - June 18, 2008 10:40 AM
"Allright allright allright.."
Thinking about Wooderson digging through a Nicaraguan sewage ditch makes me laugh.
17. Tra la la - June 18, 2008 10:41 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2415095.stm
18. Tabitha - June 18, 2008 10:42 AM
Any hot sexy man that plays the bongos in the nude and smokes pot is alright with me! He can smoke pot and get the munchies and eat double chocolate chip cookies in my bed anytime!
19. havoc - June 18, 2008 10:50 AM
He was playing bongos naked while another guy danced naked.
Chances are ole Matt got his tonsils polished.........
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20. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - June 18, 2008 10:54 AM
tonsils polished?
heh heh heh...
21. Deacon Jones - June 18, 2008 11:00 AM
That description by Star sounds like me throughout my entire college career. Maybe I DO like this guy..
22. HeidiHo - June 18, 2008 11:00 AM
Wow. I didn't realize he was such a poser.
The guy is buff, but those muscles are strictly "superficial".
He probably primped (pumped-up) just before going outside for pictures.
23. wet newspaper - June 18, 2008 11:02 AM
@ 19 - Who cares! You'd still mangulate his mongoose and grapple his tackle. Don't even try to deny it.
24. havoc - June 18, 2008 11:08 AM
WTF is "mangulate"?
LMAO......
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25. veggi - June 18, 2008 11:09 AM
@21. Yeah, I always thought this guy was too full of himself.... but drunken flip flop sewage searching?? Maybe I'm in love..
26. p0nk - June 18, 2008 11:12 AM
@7 is that you, Sam Lutfi?
27. wet newspaper - June 18, 2008 11:13 AM
24.... It's sort of like mangle, but more severe. Mangulate.
28. Halle's Berry - June 18, 2008 11:23 AM
doesn't this asshole ever wear a shirt?
does he go topless to weddings and funerals as well?
29. Want More! - June 18, 2008 11:31 AM
#28
He should always walk around shirtless! He is so sexy!
30. Chupacabra - June 18, 2008 11:34 AM
Mathew McConaughey Mad! Matthew McConaughey Smash!
Remember that one, folks?
31. marina - June 18, 2008 11:35 AM
This body is for make love, no for have a kid...
32. Do_FreeBird - June 18, 2008 11:38 AM
Nothing sexier than a Dirty, wet haired comb over. I predict he'll be able to play a young Capt. Picard by the time he's 38.
Three words of advice Mr. Sewer Ditch.... Rogain with Minoxidal.
33. TOOL - June 18, 2008 11:42 AM
MMMM... Bud Light
34. chris - June 18, 2008 11:43 AM
Am I the only one who noticed that NicaraGua is spelled wrong lol.
35. Forrest Fordutreese - June 18, 2008 11:46 AM
#34 Dios Mios! Eres correcto.
36. Jerod Cykoski - June 18, 2008 11:47 AM
F1rST!!!!
37. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - June 18, 2008 11:52 AM
I wonder if I should retire this screen name?
I wonder if it was even funny when the scandal was news?
38. Chupacabra - June 18, 2008 11:54 AM
No one has said anything about this line:
"He was putting the make on every woman in his path,..."
What the HELL is "putting the make on"
I love that he lost the flips in a ditch. Classy.
39. Chupacabra - June 18, 2008 11:57 AM
I kinda like "Elliot_Spitz_On_Her" it's great. keep the hope alive, man.
40. agree - June 18, 2008 11:59 AM
He is my favorite. Just saw his p'ersonals ID on millionairespersonals s'ite """""W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
?☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆???☆☆
41. Conscience_Found - June 18, 2008 12:02 PM
#38
Yeah, you are right and I'm pissed I didnt catch that. 'On the make' is the phrase search was fishing for (sic). 'Putting the make on' I don't think I have heard before.
On the make
On the take
On the lamb
On the wagon
On the juice
On the gefiltafish
42. gerard Vandenberg - June 18, 2008 12:25 PM
POINTING AT SOMEBODY IS FORBIDDEN, you moron!!
43. PunkA - June 18, 2008 12:35 PM
I hope these photos weren't the ones taken before he lost it in the ditch, because if they were, well, he ain't wearing no stinking flip flops. Sounds like another Brit tabloid BS story to me, especially the phrases. Pretty lame, really.
44. Samantha - June 18, 2008 12:35 PM
32
So what if he is going bald. He can always shave his head like all the guys do now and still look hot. With all the fat American men; it is nice to see a hot and toned body.
45. rikki - June 18, 2008 1:00 PM
Total comb over!
@ 44 He could totally shave his head and still look hot! It's just a shame that he opts for a dirty, wet haired comb over.
He's lame!
46. rikki - June 18, 2008 1:01 PM
Total comb over!
@ 44 He could totally shave his head and still look hot! It's just a shame that he opts for a dirty, wet haired comb over.
He's lame!
47. Surfer Babe - June 18, 2008 1:03 PM
#46
He is at the beach. When one goes body surfing, one gets sand in their hair. You must not go to the beach a lot. He is a fine looking man!
48. Trish - June 18, 2008 1:06 PM
You guys are all jealous because you are fat!
Matthew is so cute and so sexy and so hot and I love looking at his tight hard body!
49. Drunkman - June 18, 2008 1:22 PM
He pretty much lives the life I dream of and strive for: Get wasted 24/7 and bang models.
50. Ugg - June 18, 2008 1:29 PM
49
And he makes the big bucks for pretending he is someone else. I hate that lucky bastard!
51. Tight Pussy - June 18, 2008 3:29 PM
I would love to do him good! He is so fine!
52. mamadough - June 18, 2008 4:13 PM
why can't he pull a "Heath Ledger"?
53. catska - June 18, 2008 4:23 PM
I'd hit it
54. Cowgirl - June 18, 2008 5:13 PM
I'd bang him til the cows came home!
55. Chauncey Gardner - June 18, 2008 6:35 PM
His head is way too fucking big for his body. That, or his arms are too fucking short. Seriously, it borders on freakishness.
56. NYTimes - June 18, 2008 6:36 PM
Matthew has ROID GUT. All these peasants on here thinking he does a bit of exercise on the beach and gets buff, oh please.
Dude is cycling. Cheater. No nads cheater.
57. Anonymous - June 18, 2008 6:47 PM
"The Zen of Drinking your Way to Debilitating Child-Support Payments."
Ahahahahaha
When they asked him what he was doing, he mumbled, 'I've lost my flip-flops!'
ahahahahahahahaha
Yay.
58. Cynth - June 18, 2008 7:00 PM
He is as intelligent as the rest of his family. Matthew's brother named his kid "Miller Lyte." I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP. it's in People this week. "It's pretty much all I drink" the brother is quoted as saying. Nice.
59. Shroom - June 18, 2008 9:29 PM
It's "putting the MACK on."
oh my FUCKING GOD hes getting drunk in town holy fuck call the cavalry lock that crazy fucker up!
the pappoz are getting lazy or running out of goss. fucking douchebags. this doesnt even count as news.
60. chris - June 18, 2008 9:50 PM
its bothering me that you spelled nicaragua wrong lol
61. greece - June 18, 2008 10:29 PM
Why no women is behind him? He is so sexy and handsome. Why not check his latest sexy and hot photos on horsematch.com.
62. damn boy - June 19, 2008 1:52 AM
he just got less hot me but fuck his got a banging body
63. Tuesday - June 19, 2008 3:16 AM
He is bloody stunning! love love love him...who cares if he likes a drink, this story was probably totally blown out of proportion!
Come to england matt!! :-) lol x
64. michy - June 19, 2008 4:03 AM
with that body and that face he can do whatever he wants!!!!!
65. snarkymalarky - June 19, 2008 6:45 AM
Figures mister stinky would be hanging out in the sewers. I can't stand this tool. He needs to be slapped with Oprah's big tittie....um, don't know where that came from...
66. Hot Child in the City - June 19, 2008 10:39 AM
#19
I would have loved to see him get it on with a man and then I would do him too!
67. surlywench - June 19, 2008 12:12 PM
Why can't he be around when I'm in the mood for a drunken makeout session at the bar?
This world is so unfair.