Jun 23 2008Matthew McConaughey apparently has henchmen now
Matthew McConaughey appears to have won the hearts of surfers at Santa Monica beach. He was out Saturday enjoying the waves which caught the attention of the paparazzi. This didn't sit too kindly with the surfers who decided to issue such awesomely cliche threats as "We'll draw a line in the beach, and we'll fight for the beach. If you guys win, you can have the beach." How in the hell everyone didn't start break dancing after a comment like that will leave me sleepless for nights to come. The LA Times reports:
"They formed a semicircle in front of his camera and they said they didn't want him to film," said Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department spokesman Steve Whitmore. "They got into an argument, and he indicated that he received injuries. . . . [They] took the video camera and threw it in the water."
After his goons were done working over the paps, Matthew McConaughey put on a top hat and monocle and laughed: "WAH wah wah wah wah wah! Caped Crusader!" That's when they knew he ate all the shrooms. Who keeps inviting this guy?
Photos: Splash News
Reader Comments
1. ph7 - June 23, 2008 8:26 AM
Hot young chicks in semi-dressed condition only, please.
2. george - June 23, 2008 8:27 AM
do not like this guy
3. Mine - June 23, 2008 8:34 AM
How in the hell everyone didn't start break dancing after comment a like that will leave me sleepless for nights to come. <---- HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4. Bob - June 23, 2008 8:38 AM
What were white people doing on the beach in California?
Oh I know, you didn't really mean henchmen as in a bunch of blond surfer dudes, you meant henchhomies! Yeah, that makes a lot more sense.
Well who would have thought?! Matt's in tight with the BeachBloods and BeachCrips! Or is it the BeachMS-13? I can never remember . . .
5. George Michael - June 23, 2008 8:40 AM
Matt's a great actor, but he comes too fast.
6. Peter - June 23, 2008 8:40 AM
Yay! Throwing shit like cams in the ocean ROCKS!! Next time throw in the pap too...
7. Onyx Blackman - June 23, 2008 8:50 AM
Fuck McConaughey. Get working on your George Carlin tribute.
8. Lipper - June 23, 2008 8:56 AM
..don't talk Matt, just keep your shirt off and all is good. Real good.
9. Sean - June 23, 2008 9:02 AM
Do the paps really think the public is going to see them in a sympathetic light?
10. just4fun - June 23, 2008 9:05 AM
not so cool.....
11. wet newspaper - June 23, 2008 9:06 AM
I'd hit it.
12. Megan - June 23, 2008 9:28 AM
Totally agree with number 7.
13. havoc - June 23, 2008 9:35 AM
LMFAO!
They should have drowned the SOB and sold his camera for more beer and pot.
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14. http://www.VoteRobot.org - June 23, 2008 9:35 AM
I guess you could call that surfing.
15. Auntie Kryst - June 23, 2008 9:38 AM
Brah, did his surfer dudes go on to don masks and rob a bank??
@7 Here here!!
16. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - June 23, 2008 9:55 AM
There are too many evil Photoshop things that can be done to that last picture.
I agree with #7 - RIP George Carlin
17. Jasers - June 23, 2008 10:02 AM
LOL...My boyfriend has those exact board shorts.
Matt looks better in them.
18. Que - June 23, 2008 10:30 AM
Que yougogirl!
19. Deacon Jones - June 23, 2008 10:34 AM
Good, they shouldve gone Brody style on their ass and busted a couple boards over their heads.
Fish, thanks for the Shauna Sands pics! She fucker up her lips, but man is she a MILF
20. OC Dee - June 23, 2008 10:38 AM
I enjoyed looking at all the hot and sexy pictures of Matthew. Please continue to post hot and sexy dudes. Thank-you.
21. Ted Kennedy's tumor - June 23, 2008 10:51 AM
This tool surfs like my Grandma.
22. Wendy - June 23, 2008 10:55 AM
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Matthew just started learning how to surf last summer TMZ showed a lot of pictures and videos of Matthew last summer at the beach learning how to surf. He looks totally hot surfing and he has a smoking body and a handsome face.
23. Em - June 23, 2008 10:57 AM
@7 - That's what I'm saying! Sheesh. No respect, I tell ya.
24. Starby - June 23, 2008 11:09 AM
Good! Paps are a bit like roaches: they crawl all over where you don't want them, they're persistant, no matter what defense you use, they always come back . . .
They need a good stepping on!
25. qwertygirl - June 23, 2008 11:13 AM
Cliched, not cliche.
26. 0bviously - June 23, 2008 11:25 AM
That ain't surfin. There's no waves - It's skim-boarding at best !!
27. Drunkman - June 23, 2008 11:54 AM
He and Lance Armstrong should compare notes to see who's pummeled the most chicks recently.
28. lil Dume - June 23, 2008 11:59 AM
MLO!
29. fax - June 23, 2008 12:02 PM
BUTHIS FACE! bye
30. boo - June 23, 2008 12:02 PM
Question- How do the paps know where these various celebrities are going to be? I had always assumed that the celebs notified them so that they could keep their faces in the news. But then the celebs bitch about having no privacy and the paps are the bad guys even though we are the ones who buy the magazines and read the stories about them. So who is really at fault here...the celebs? the paps? US?
31. Lurch - June 23, 2008 12:07 PM
STOP!!! I just laughed so hard, my breakfast milk shot back out my nose. That breakdancing comment was too funny and right on point.
32. gerard Vandenberg - June 23, 2008 12:16 PM
A mongol on fucking slipper in action?
This all on PATHETIC waves of three feet high, TOUGH JOB SISSY!!
33. Alex - June 23, 2008 12:16 PM
*Cue all fat women and gay men to defend Matt, again.*
34. Bill Clinton - June 23, 2008 12:17 PM
More posts of Paps getting abused please!
35. Cowgirl - June 23, 2008 12:21 PM
I would bang Matthew's fine body until the cows come home.
36. hendero - June 23, 2008 12:49 PM
Yeah, but later the paparazzi sent the Cobra Kai gang to totally whale on the surfers.
37. caljenna - June 23, 2008 12:59 PM
How many surfboards does he need, fer chrissake?
38. caljenna66 - June 23, 2008 1:01 PM
However, I forgive him. That man is FINE!!!
39. Famous Plastic - June 23, 2008 1:05 PM
Please. Any real surfer knows what a kook Matthew McConaughey is. My five year old daughter surfs better then he does. They were probably actors pretending to be surfers. Fucking Hollywood...
40. Famous Plastic - June 23, 2008 1:07 PM
Oh, and I like how he got caught with a boogie board and then went back to grab a surfboard to pose with...
41. sharpeidude - June 23, 2008 1:19 PM
Drop-kicking cameras in the surf......AWESOME! Pap's need to stay the fuck away from the breaks and stay inland where they belong. MY BEACH, GO HOME BITCHES!
42. Alex - June 23, 2008 2:20 PM
F-ck the paparazzi, they're nothing but scum. Anyone who makes a living photographing and shooting video of people out in public trying to do their own thing is f-cking trash. It's too bad the surfers didn't kick their a$$e$ harder. Paparazzi scum.
43. free lily - June 23, 2008 2:42 PM
they should have thrown the cameraman in the water, not the camera
44. Buddyguy - June 23, 2008 3:34 PM
If you surf Santa Monica, you are not a surfer.
45. Jacquie - June 23, 2008 9:37 PM
Seeing another picture of Mathew M. in swim trunks is about as interesting as ... another picture of Mathew M. in swim trunks.
46. maudina - June 24, 2008 1:42 AM
Matthew McConaughey got one of the hottest bodies in Hollywood. Too bad, he doesn't like using deodorants.
47. Surf thugz - June 24, 2008 2:18 AM
Goofy-footer. . nuf sayd
48. Toby Weymiller - June 24, 2008 1:44 PM
I would love to play with his man boobs.
49. kitty - June 25, 2008 9:11 PM
I believe it was Malibu not Santa Monica
50. kitty - June 25, 2008 9:11 PM
I believe it was Malibu not Santa Monica
51. douchebag Mcgee - July 3, 2008 7:37 PM
I'd totally be a Matthew McConaughey Henchman.
Then chicks would think I liked whatever it is this man does,
and want to sleep with me.