Jun 19 2008Mary Carey in a bikini = CLASSY

When I first read this I thought it said "Mariah Carey" and I was like "Ugh, what the hell happened to her?"

Cock
BIg

.... I don't get it

HOLA!

I am so in love with your show Mary, I watch it on the DISH Network since DirectTV doesn't work as well as it used to back in the day.

Wishing you all the best on your BIG day! Congratulations and see you on the tube.

Randal

is her boyfriend joe rogan?

What a pig (and I'm not referring to her weight).

hey # 1 ur fuckin cock blocker i was first.......lol

28th b-day.... ugh.... TRY 38TH B-DAY.....

Seriously...could she be sucking in her stomach ANY harder??

More pictures of Kim Kardashian's beautiful ass please...end my week with magic.

I wonder if that guy peed on her...wait, he's white, and she's not a mustachioed Armenian. Doesn't matter how trashy they are, they won't sink to the level of the mud people.

Does anyone else think she looks like Duane "Dog the Bounty hunter" Chapman in the last three pics?

I respect her for the cheap piece of meat that she is.

Isn't her mother a retard? Like mother, like daughter....

Something about a big breasted chunky girl who loves sex. Id hang out with this chick for awhile.

i look a lot like her, so that being said i'm totally HOT

BOING!!!!!!

Why dont you women take a lesson - if all of you looked like this, and took it in all 3 holes, and enjoyed it, there wouldnt have to be a billion dollar boner pill market in the pharma industry!!

Looking good girl!

Hey #10

Look Fuckwad, what kind of level do you sink to every day of your life? Actually I think I know. That would be your sinking down on your knees and having a Guiness world record Bukake scene with every black man in NYC. Hell, let's trow in the entire Hispanic community for good measure, because I can't think of anyone who deserves it more than you.

#1. I am right with you I accidentally read Mariah Carey so when the picture loaded I screamed "OH HELL NO" and laughed hysterically, I was so loud I think I scarred the neighboors. Ooops my bad, I should know by noe the effect this site can have on me, but it's hard to remember to use my "inside voice" when I am viewing such hideous nastiness.

i wish he was pouring vomit on her with his mouth

@16, um, no. just stop getting older--then you won't need the pills. easy, no?

whatever kind of porn this bitch has made and/or is making i would rather stick needles into my eyes than watch.

LOL #19. I love how her white trash boyfriend think his woman is the shit (I see this al the time andit's fucking priceless). I mean look at this douche in his little shirt, he is so proud of that trash he thinks he and his big rooster scored themselves some grade A ass, it's just so sad and funny, he has like hotness dysmorphia or some shit, don't ruin it for him anybody, ignorance is bliss, he doesn't need to know that this skank has the market value of an expired can of tuna (or sea chicken).

She has the most real-looking boobs that I have ever seen. Am I right or am I right?

I heard Hulk Hogan is getting paternity tested.

A fowl with the word big under it? Wait, big cock, haha I get it.

Nice fucking shirt douchebag. This douchebag's douchebaggery should be too douchebaggy even for a porn actress to date him..

Ted Kennedy's tumor and britney's weave should totally hook up.

Only a complete fuckwad would call a porno skank a girlfriend. Sure he's getting the cream siphoned from his self proclaimed big chicken, but only after she drank a creampie from another drug addled roast beef box. You go dude, you scored big with this one. Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Douchebaggery times two...........check out the 5th pick........There's one riding on the pig .....and there is an identical one standing in the background leaning against the rail.

is that David Weintrab?

Klass.

What's she doing with that bottle in picture #11?

#26. "Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway" that is THE funniest thing I have ever read in my entire LIFE! Holy shit I just laughed my ass off. Thank you.

you know what's sad about these pictures..
other than the obvious cow in a bikini thing..

She's a pig and you can tell her has to respect for her. He looks like he hates her.

Why the hell is anyone taking pictures of her, nevermind banging her, NEVERMIND paying to watch someone else bang her.

She's a porn star???

and I read this as Mariah Carey as well.

..her boyfriend* has no respect for her. He looks like he hates her.

#16....you're a fucking retard. But your grammar is great......and I'll bet you smell wonderful!!

I really want to know how is this attractive, is it because she looks worthless?, is it because guys feel they can abuse her and feel no remorse?, I'm honestly curious.
It would also be nice to know where the hell is her neck.

LOL #26. A VERY VERY dirty hallway, a filthy hallway that has been used by hundreds of thousands and never cleaned, EVER.

I would never ever go near that, even looking at these pics vioaltes the promise I made to my penise. Shit now pepe is mad at me and when he's mad at me he plays mean tricks on me when I need him most. Fuck Pepe I'm sorry these pictures caught me off guard too, but I have a big date with that hot brunette tonight and you must cooperate with me. Okay I know what I have to do, time to flush out these hideous images with the images of hot young women.
Gents a tip, always let it out before a big date, ALWAYS. you will be off your game if you are too horny and you'll scare her off. Women can smell desperate horniness and it smells like failure.

Once again a great post Randal!

I truly look forward to you spinning those words into gold!

Spin, Randal, spin!

#5,
I apologize for calling you a pig, Mary. I thought you were Mariah Carey. I still hear Hulk Hogan is being tested to see if he is the father of Mariah Carey. Maury is going to reveal the results tomorrow.

I thought it said Mariah Carey too.. was thinking, man she really let herself go....well even more than normal

WTF happened to Mariah? Holy crap!

It took me about 10 seconds to notice it wasn't her as well.

it's not many guys can admit they are a big cock

Yeah... she's definitely 38, otherwise her first album was at 10.

She really puts the ASS in Class.. truly a lady there folks.

LOL @41!!

I wonder how long it takes to train your crouch to naturally point towards the camera. No matter how big his chicken may be it still gets lost in that cavern, I'm sure.

And count me as one of the "holy shit when did Mariah get implants" crowd.

This looks like exactly the kind of super-klassy woman that Barely Stearn goes on... and on.....and on...and on about. Hey, maybe that's him in the pictures!?!?

I always thought if was a bit fishy when she married that guy from Sony Music.

Ew.

Ew.

Wow, it takes some really bad fake choppers to distract a man from those ginormous fake boobs. Well played, Mary Carey!

#1 and #18 I thought it said Mariah Carey too. I was like "Whoa.....she went down hill fast...cause she looked pretty good a few weeks ago..." On another note, she is really trying hard to suck her stomach in, it looks painful. Oh well, what can you say, she's a porn star.

#45 ya im surprised that crazy nutcase Barely Stearn hasn't popped up here yet "There you go my little flat-chested gargoyles, go get boobs like these"
He must have nursed on his mom's tits until his 20s.

I wonder which is bigger - his cock or his ego? Both had better be enormous.

She's skankdalicious! That is one butt ugly fattie. Given that she's a porn star just adds to how nasty this biatch is.

oh my gosh, the whole time I was thinking this was Mariah Carey and I was thinking; "damn, I knew she was a disgusting pig with fake tits, but I didn't know she was this bad"... This is seriously Mariah Carey's super-super skank version doppelganger.

Re #46... 'it*'...
(for those of you keeping score at home)

....and this chick is seriously only turning 28 years old??? Seriously??? Talking about being "through the mill"...

Binky - we'll let you slide this time. Next time, however its on you !!

Holy Shit, I totally thought that was Mariah Carey for a second!!! :O

Those big fake implants don't hide the fact that she's a bit rolly-polly and has cellulite. And I keep waiting to see something nasty crawl out of that cooch. What a lady; literally spreading 'um to get a little attention. How pathetic.

Oh. Ok Sorry #57 'at home'. It is Happy Hour etc.
Will try and minimize the screw-ups from now on....
Cubs' honour (honor).
"We'll Dyb Dyb Dyb...!!!
We'll Dob Dob Dob !"
( Sorry. A bit of a 'Baden Powell' cult-inside-info-type-job there.
And I used to think the Scientologists were a bit dif.)

Definitely not mariah, it doesn't even look like her! not that i'm a fan but cooooome on!

Cliff Notes : Hey Bink. I was never really in Cubs or Scouts. What's with this 'Dyb Dyb Dyb' stuff ?
Binky : Of course you weren't ever in cubs or scouts Cliff - you're just a series of books. (And if I told you - I'd have to kill you. )
But after reading your link, I see the ol' wolf pack has grown up quite a bit.
"Beaver Scouts" ? Looks like you get a badge for surfing some decent porn now.

I might be inclined to eat her poo.

When I watched her on that rehab show, I really thought she might actually get it together and turn herself around. This is so sad...how women feel that in order to be someone they have to degrade themselves. I pray she goes back for help, REAL help and becomes healthy and happy with herself.

her knees tell the whole story...skank.

@ #10: Super comment! Best of the lot! Post of the day! : )

So # 66 You seem like real 'intellectual'
Inside job ?

Hey Binky, happy hour is OVER!!! Ha, I'm just kidding. It's always happy hour at FRIST!!!'s..

Pretty sure it was an inside job though, irregardless

@25, did i strike a nerve?

good.

#69 I agree with your comment at #20....she's fucking gross..

Don't get me wrong, I do loves me some porn, but her???? Ew..

Ok Frist. You have now finally convinced me. Tanx. (Inside job.)
And how about those Spokane Jets, or Chiefs or whatever they're called ?
I'm not sure, I'm kinda forgetting, but I think they may have won the 'Memorial Cup'? type thing....( Kreskin would know.)
(Must have had a few Canadians on the team to make it Kosher ? .... !)

Um... the Chiefs? I don't know. I don't follow sports. I'd rather play than watch. God I'm a retard, been here like 7 years and don't know my own teams..

Ok I looked it up. Dustin Tokarski won the memorial thingie..

Oh, and it's HOCKEY!!! I went to a hockey game once. It was COOL!!! But the beer was like 6 bucks a glass :(

sIX bUCKS ?
hUMMMM...
Sounds like a bit of a rip...
wELL OK . sTILL HAVING A FEW probs with the 'Cap lock type 'thing.

I just threw up a little in my mouth................

28th birthday??!! Either shes lying her arse off OR she is NOT aging well. OMG those pics are gross...*shudder*

@ #67: I'm sorry Binky, that I can't post two links at the same time. I would have preferred to link you to the TNB World video, because it's the most wonderful video ever! EVER!!! You can watch it by clicking the link on post #66.

I think I will defer from passing judgement on whether or not 911 was an inside job, and link you to a 20 page thread on it instead. Click the link to this post and read to your heart's content. I myself have never posted in that thread, although I have literally thousands of other posts at that site.

And now, on to the really important stuff! I just want to say one more time how utterly magnifent and well thought out post #10 was! I simply can't praise it enough!!!

THR

That is soooo NOT Mariah Carey

TURN THE CAPSLOCK OFF BY CLICKING THE CAPSLOCK BUtton

Well. I'm sorry #79. Thanks for showing up. I've been trying to watch a bit of TV. But if I were here to read all of your links type thing...here... there -on the internet.. Inside job ? Having any problems with 'free fall collapse speed' ? That type of thing ?
Do we have to send in Cliff Notes ? That type of thing ?
Don't have time to read it all - sorry. Could you relate me a simple 'WTF' ? that type of thingie etc..

Oh. Ok. CAPS . This thing on the left side here.
Tanx Frist.
(Personally I have an A (capital) with a circle around it on mine.)
(Not really sure what they're going on about there)
( Could be some sort of 'inside job'...
seems to be a lot of that going around lately....that type of thing...)

That thing is 28? Holy Fuck!

Are you watching Last Comic Standing??? That's what I'm watching. I got stood up tonight :(

LOL.. i thought it said mariah carey too. And im like is she only 28..lol

No Jon Stewart and Steve Colbert - Time shifted. East feed.

Someone should let her know that big fake tits don't distract from her gut and horrible weave.

I have Steve Colbert's book, it's funny

I'm America- And So Can YOU!!

Mr. Plastic.
I check your link and get very very scared with your Hillary Clinton material.
I figure, very quickly , you definitely must be 'Truther'
Inside job ?

@ #85: Oh poor FRIST! Being stood up; here, click on my link. You can watch TipToeChick!

I love watching TipToeChick!!! : )

Oh. Ok Frist,
I'll try and pick up a copy.
Cub's honor.
Cliff Notes: Oh no not this again. DejA - WANK !!
Binky : Oh come on Cliff - let's just see what happens... type thing...

Here Binky! You and Frist can see if you can figure out TipToeChick's bar trick. She has the answer in another video.

No peeky! No fair looking ahead; you have to figure it out on your own!!!

That chick is boring me already..

Well, ok UPS just picked up my HP defective laptop, and my defective HP mainframe is still giving me no sound in 'safe mode.' (Sorry 'Hot for Words' maybe try a cold shower)
So # 92 - is this linked chick taking dirty - or what ?
(Where's Marilee Matlin when you need her ?)

Seriously, WTC????

Binky, don't worry about it

I WOULDNT FUCK HER WITH THAT HOLLYWOOD WANNA-BE'S DICK.

SHE IS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING.

Oh. Ok Frist.
Maybe I'll just go to bed and see what happens tomorrow.
Cliff Notes : Good plan Bink.
Binky : NP

@ Binky, #96: No, she's a witch. This link is the video that got me started on her. She has a fit.

I like:

cats, kittens, math, physics, racism and making people blow up in purple-faced apoplectic fits. : D

I'm not sure why I like TipToeChick . . . except that she does a pretty nice rant against a black guy here . . .

Too bad it's an anti-racist rant, but at least the target was a black guy . . .

Are either you or Frist ready to tantrum yet???

you crazy, girl

OK, here's the deal. You read the post. You comment about the absurdity of the post. We don't get into politics, we don't get into racism, we don't get into motherfucking witchcraft...we just make fun of stuff. Is that ok?

Yeah, right, she's 28... I'm pretty sure she'd fail the "quick, what year were you born?" test.

Looks like she went to the Pam Anderson school of Overkill fakeboobs! BTW, Mariah is 38 NOT 28! Chek your facts Morons!

@ #103, Frist: I'm not a girl; I'm a guy (although if you want to think I'm girl, feel free). Here you can watch this; you'll probably like it better than anything on here.

Yeah...I'm not falling for it again....

Yeah...I'm not falling for it again....

I got stuck, you GOT me

If I am lost it's only for a little while..

WTF is that..! She is damn *ukin fatty pig..!

shit.

It took me most of the day to wrap my head around who the hell Mary Carey is. I really thought "Mariah Carey" or however you spell these names.

...and I love porn...how the hell did I miss this walrus with ginormous juggernats?

Doesn't anyone but me object to Assembly Line Fucks being called "stars"?

Who let this woman in under the fence? When a coyote comes down out of the hills to fuck your dog in heat, it will usually kill the dog. Giving the same recognition to mattresses as you give to a real actress/actor is bound to ruin the entertainment world.

And there's a bridge full of people staring at her Significant Douche's t-shirt.

This is just not Mariah! I don't even have to look long to see that this is somebody else. Who i don't know, but reaaaally not Mariah.

Look!

oh ok.. i get it :')

Hahahahahaha....Mariah Carey. Yeah. That's not Mimi! Those breasteses are too firm to be Mimi's. All joking aside, yerk, I think I just threw up a little. Yikes!

LOL that girl is a f*cking rat!

That's too bad she got implants. She had really nice natural breasts and now they look ridiculous.

Hey #105 & 116, and I'm sure a bunch more above that... That is MARY Carey, not Mariah Carey! Go back and read it again. Although both are disgusting women and I can see why you made the mistake.

THAT is NOT Mary Carey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She looks so fucking smart in that picture. Really big brains . . . What can I say, I'm a sucker for smart girls

Gross... Fat dirty looking cock-sucker.... Stop swallowing skank, maybe you'll love some weight.... Nasty bitch

Gross... Fat dirty looking cock-sucker.... Stop swallowing skank, maybe you'll lose some fucking weight.... Nasty bitch

Oh god am I hungover today

That fucker should start pouring beer on her instead so she instantly relapses, now that would be funny

her hair is absolutely disgusting, jesus.

You know, the funny thing is that Mary Carey is a lot more classy than Mariah Carey ever dreamed of being! At least Mary admits to being a whore and does have some talent (fucking) while Mariah's talent is squeeking like a pig and marrying rich then becomming a whore.

Don not inflate more than 60 PSI

Can those things be used as a floatation device in the event of a crash?

come on, get this bloated bleepin' pig off the top of the page already!

I may be out of the loop, but did she marry Nick Cannon?

Plus, everything about her is DISGUSTING...she is a true pig.

The only thing I would do is tit-fuck her and give her a pearl necklace!

She's cute in that she-will-suck-your-dick-until-you-can't-walk-straight-or-and-it-might-fall-off-afterwards kind of way.

ugh! any one who thinks that is hot is seriously desperate...or maybe from the midwest! anyway, it takes huge fake implants to make the rest of that lard look hot, otherwise she would just look like a flat chested, fat, bleached out, piece of white trash that she is. check out those pics of her fat ass laying on her belly from the side, yuck have fun with that boys!

#28 called it. That's David Weintraub from A&E's Sons of Hollywood. And she's wearing a Sons Of Hollywood T-shirt? Hmnn I smell a set-up. Did they ever renew that show?

#1 ditto

WHOLY JESUS CHRIST!!
Is this a failed porn star?

THIS IS NOT HER....U DUMMIES.

THIS IS NOT HER....U DUMMIES.

She should try sucking in more. I don't think she's sucking hard enough.

Yuck. Like most professional pornstars, she's ugly and stupid. Internet porn models are so much prettier (and smarter it seems).

Wow. Those implants look painful. And hard.

First Jenna then Mary. What about a hot photo of an attractive porn "actress", like Rita Faltoyano?

Not that I know anything about obscure Eastern European porno models or anything.

{{{cough}}}

she has BIG BOOBS

It's not her.

ew. someone tell that nasty thing to close its legs!

omg.. i thought it was mariah until i read the comments
i couldn't believe how ugly she had gotten :\
well i'm glad it isn't her
i've never heard of this mary before...

Gottaluv the rug burnt knees... You know she works hard for her money.

I have no idea who this is...of course, I don't watch porn. She's not one bit attractive and why would a guy want to be with a chick who's seen more dick's than a urinal.

shes actually 38...

-oxox-

Sexy, but not beautiful. You can go to the single club ---Blackwhitemeet.com--- to check beautiful and hot photos. There are so many hot singles there, but you should be a single, then you can join since it is a single club.

middle row, far left. theres a guy in the background wearing the same tshirt?

middle row, far left. theres a guy in the background wearing the same tshirt?

#16, you sound like a 3-input man. Start with you mouth, so that we don't have to hear what you have to say. There's a billion dollar "boner pill" market as you so eloquently put it, because men like you can't get it up unless you are with a skank with 3-inputs. Enough said little man.

Mary Carey is celebrating her 28th birthday? Hmmm... lookds like it's not the first time she's celebrated her 28th birthday. If you know what I mean.

Signed, a two-input woman

THAT AINT MARIAH CAREY

are you all reatards this is not mariah carey

are you all retards this is not mariah carey

are you all retards, this is NOT mariah carey !

What is so special about her, she looks like any other girl walking down the street, very common and ordinary looking. God! you guys will bone anything with blonde hair and tits.

She is 28? Bullshit.

She may be possibly 48, with a 90 year old vag.

Eww.

God, she gets uglier by the minute. Sorry Miriah you will never be what you used to be. Give up trying to look sexy, you just don't have it anymore.

is that David Weintrab?

that's not mariah carey, you dumb fucks.

she looks beatiful enough```and there her beautiful photos on sugarmommymatch d o t co m ``worth seeing

wOOF. HOW MUCH WAS HER PLSTIC SUGERY BILL?

SHE LOOKS MORE LIKE HARRY CARRY!!!

thats not even mariah you fuckin retards

I don't think shes normal...

That is David Weintraub, her manager according to her myspace.

http://www.myspace.com/realmarycarey

Word in Hollywood though is that they're "extra" friendly.