Jun 19 2008Marla Maples auditions for 'Baywatch: Special Cartwheels Unit'

Um, she looks pretty good.

she looks damn good.

Totally - she looks hot for her age.

She looks awesome...oooooooooooooh yeh!

damn, i hope I look like that at 44!

At 44, you are doing wonders that many women at your age Marla would love to be doing. You can also cartwheel pretty good and Baywatch would be happy to have you saving the younglings who get into trouble while playing in the water.

Shame though, that you're only real popularity is because you were married to Donald Trump and your appearance at WWF WrestleMania VII in 1991.

Still, you're looking good and I can find no fault in wanting to take care of yourself. Top notch girl, top notch.

Randal

she must have been a real looker before electricity!

I like to take atractive women for a drink and a drive. Marla is very hot, except she did that stupid show with K-Fed's and some other tramp. What the hell was it called?

not bad at all, especially her midsection. something about her face in pic five is giving me janice the muppet, though.

She looks good. However, I do not approve of the mismatched bikini.

Great looking especialy for her age (not FOR her age).

Great looking especially for her age (not FOR her age).

Randal, why are you commenting on her, you're a Tinkerbell.

In pic 6 she has Madonna arms.

Still, milf milf milf milf milf milf.

I think she looks great, except her elbows!!! I HATE her elbows!!!! Damn them!!!! AAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!1111oneoneone

She has a great body - exspecially for her age - and, not to mention any names or anything, she DOESN'T smell like n i g g e r urine.

I would like to yank the strings with my teeth and then admit what a bad boy I am.

If this is the last pic of a chick today I am boycotting this site for a week.
I count at least 4 fuglies in a row.
Oh and if it ends with Kim LardASSssian, I am leaving for a month.

Hell, I'd throw that old dog a bone - but only if she wears a Donald Trump wig.

I want to slide my rape stick in to her over-plucked asshole.

meh....doggy style only

I cannot believe how good this biznatch is looking. I mean she's damn near a butterface and from the neck up she's a total dimadozen, but her body is impressive for any age let alone 44. She's wearing a full face of makeup though, these pictures are so staged, but i gotta say she's not stupid she knows a woman her age without makeup is not a kodak moment waiting to happen, it's a tabloid hall of shame "stars without makeup" moment waiting to embarass your old ass.

But seriously fuck me, I better age this well (from the neck down, I expect much better for my baby face), my mom is her size, but a little more petite (more Heather Locklear). Well at least now we know where all of Trumps alimony and divorce settlement money went; nip and tuck and nip and TUCK! I am also highly impressed by the fact that she seems to have no fake boobage or at least very small ones and her bikini is cute too. Fuck this defeats all logic I thought she was fucking ugly as sin when she married old Trumpster and now she's gotten better with age, there is only one possible explanation for this; Trump Cryogenically Froze the bitch (in her bikini, ouch that's COLD, ahahaha) so she wouldn't try to get more of his money and somehow she escaped and immediately headed to a salon to get her hideous 80's bouffon welfair hair re-styled anbd then went straight to the beach because if you lookeed like you hadn't aged a day in 10 years wear the fuck would you go?

The damn beaches bitches.

She looks great for her age.

Now... can you imagine britney at 44? ewwwwwwwwwwww.

donald used to hit that? DAMNNNN.....

also, i want my meat stick with extra maples' syrup...

and finally...

marla: i hate to see you go, but i love to watch you leave...

-- 30 --

donald used to hit that? DAMNNNN.....

also, i want my meat stick with extra maples' syrup...

and finally...

marla: i hate to see you go, but i love to watch you leave...

-- 30 --

donald used to hit that? DAMNNNN.....

also, i want my meat stick with extra maples' syrup...

and finally...

marla: i hate to see you go, but i love to watch you leave...

-- 30 --

I would hit that until I got the Trump out of her.

#15. Agreed!
Ladies moisturize the shit out of your elbows, they are where the ugly aging begins and always keep your arms slightly bent from the back view elbows look way better bent plus when you let your arms just hang by your body you look ape-ish. Still her bod is damn impressive.

And Mr. Mosby you can never completely get the Trump out of anything, ask his daughter. It's best for you to move on and keep looking she is not the mother of your children.

Marla is just an old homewrecking slut. I'm glad she got what she deserved when The Donald dumped her.

I'm still wondering if The Donald would date their 13 year if she wasn't his daughter, too.

older and still looks better than pam flanderson

First and second pic are all "Look at me! I'm an attention whore!!!", it's sad in your twenties, it's pathetic in your forties.

She looks amazing. And she was smart enough to get knocked up by a billionaire.

Anyway, it is refreshing to see a mom who hasn't eaten herself into a dumpy, short-haired, mom jean wearing, fat slob (i.e. post #31)

You go Marla.

it is refreshing to see a mom who hasn't eaten herself into a dumpy, short-haired, mom jean wearing, fat slob

So sick of that look. and then they get mad if the guy says anything. there's a TON of unhappy men married to FORMALLY hot chicks

She looks great!

Oh and Lola, why don't you try supporting a fellow female for once in your pathetic life? All you do is come here and bitch, whine and complain while spewing your hatred and bitterness for chicks who always look better than you.

Here's a tall glass of Shut.The.Fuck.Up.

Drink plenty. Go on! Yes, you can have seconds!

#33 you must be married to one yourself. Oh, let me guess - you look just like David Beckham right?

Tool.

Full of milfy goodness!!!!!!

Very nice!!

would love to taste her poon and bang it long time

im still in love with her since day 1 along time ago!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow she looks really hot, hell she looks better then a lot of women younger then her. And i disagree about her face, I think she has a pretty face and it looks normal for her age, not all plasticky and frozen.

at least she looks "natural"
a big surprise

HOLY CRAP! 44??? She looks amazing for 44! I want to know what the F she is doing! Plastic surgery or not, she looks amazing and you can see she really works at it. Her face is a bit ho-hum though;reminds me too much of Dina Hohan for some reason.

#41. Exactly, the face is Dina-ish which is totally vomit worthy(hate that bitch) I mean it's not awful and ugly, but it's quite cougarish and she is WAY too styled from the neck up, especially for the beach. The makeup should be way more natural and a little wave in the hair would make it more beach appropriate. The bod though is incredible, the only critique is she's got some obvious cankles and she needs a more flatterig bkini top to keep 'em round and perky looking (triangle tops are Not flattering, you want your boobs to look like triangles um NO), other than that she's pretty damn amazing looking, but this site demands superficial nit picking so there you go. Plus the fact that Trump hit that has caused her value to depreciate tremndously, he has that affect on things.

She's aging nicely....and gracefully.

Agreed, she looks great. Amazingly good, actually. Good for her.

Agreed, she looks great. Amazingly good, actually. Good for her.

She looks great !

I know that you have to post something, but this is taking it to a ludicrous level. She looks great. If you had told me that she was 30, I would have believed you. I know that you couldn't have put this as a bikini spank piece, so you had to say something, but this whole piece just seems kind of "off". Particularly you drawing attention to the cartwheel picture, in which she is looking her finest. It would have made more sense to draw attention to the picture where you can see her skin rippling ever-so-slightly; that is where superficial nit-picking is more acceptable. If I had a billion dollars, I'd hit it fo' sho'.

there NO WAY that is the way her body would look if she truly "aged gracefully".. for those of you who said that....shes had work done nooooo doubt... but ohwell she looks amazing.... its crazy..

She look great for 44. Good for her for actually working hard for a nice body, rather then getting everything sucked and tucked by a plastic surgeon.

I'd like her to beat my balls with her stiletto heels!

44? Wow. She must live a really clean life.

Fish, why don't you just keep your mouth shut about women's ages? You must have a fear of aging that you project only on to the women you post on here, not the guys. It's offensive and stupid.

Randal,

We appreciate the way you eloquently elevate the worst that Hollywod has to offer. Your misconception that any of them actually hear you, care what you say, care what you think, or care who you are shows delusions of self importance that many other lonely people would love to enjoy. You can also pucker up to kiss ass pretty good and Marla would be happy to have you giving her the attention she's starving to get. I'm sure you will be the first (and only) in line the next time she bends over.

Shame though, all this encouragement and support evaporates into nothingness and leaves everybody else groaning with despair every time they see another one of your polluting delusions of grandeur.

Still, you're kissing ass good and I can find no fault in wanting to pretend they are your friends in real life. Top notch dude, top notch.

Randal's Fan Club

I would love to suck her butt cheeks.

@33
"So sick of that look. and then they get mad if the guy says anything. there's a TON of unhappy men married to FORMALLY hot chicks"

Did you mean to say "FORMERLY hot chicks"?

Ballbuster is right. You are a tool.

If the girl wants to do cartwheels let her do cartwheels

I ve hit that. Not bad. better 15 years ago.

Yes sir, I'd wreck the hell outta that......

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She's alright, if you ignore the cankles

She's hot and knows when to push herself away from the plate unlike fat pear shaped square ass Kim Kardaskank.

#33

I agree and I am 44 years old too and maintain a tight fit body. As I see all the overweight people at the beach of all ages, I feel so hot and sexy at the beach that I might do cart wheels today at the beach. It is also sad to see hot men go to pot as well.

Are these the new BAYWATCH-EPISODES about flat tyres?

She's ballin'.

for veggie [#16]: WHAT??????

She looks phenomenal.

I'd pound her. However the clam must be rotten from "The Donald's" red d*ck. I'll pass.

I don't think she is beautiful, check really healthy and beautiful single photos at the single club )))))) ++++Blackwhitemeet.com ++++(((((((. There are so many hot singles there.

She looks fantastic. Compare her to Mischa Barton with cellulite all down her legs..even right above the knee. Only the very elderly usually have that type of cellulite. Marla, meanwhile, is damn nearly flawless. What a body! And no nasty, hard as rock, stretch marked to hell lopsided fake boobs! Really beautiful body.

Damn it, even her feet are cute!

Madonna needs to see these photos, so she can see how an older woman can remain fit and attractive without descending into zero-body fat, weight-lifting freakishness.

she looks great! I know donald is looking at these pictures and he wants to deep sea dive in her again!

i think she can take away my 20 yr old virgnity if she wants. i love such mature woman. really sexy and hot. nevermind her elbows.

Wow, Trumps sloppy seconds not sloppy at all.