Jun 25 2008Lisa Rinna in a bikini

FIRST!

I'd hit it from the neck down.

Oh, and #1, you're the biggest loser.

What are you on? Fucking Glue? Not too shabby @ 44? Show me a twenty something celebrity that looks better.

What are you on? Not too shabby @ 44? Show me a twenty something that looks better. Please. Lots of them.

She looks great for a 44-year-old!!!

And on a more serious note: Please remove this pictures and show a young and pretty girl.

OMG her face is broken

Her face is like something from Lovecraft story, all non-Euclidean and strange geometry.

What's that scuttling in my pants!? No! A hideously pulsating amorphous blob is rising from the murky depths of my trousers!

Oh God, I feel my mind (and knees) shattering under the horrible weight of the beastly presence.

Back! Back to the fruity depths of the stygian loom unnamable beast!

Totally fuckable!

Little know fact - did you guys know when she appeared in Entourage last season, during the hot tub scene, that fat ass chick she was with was actually Colleen Camp, the hot maid from "CLUE?"

When I heard that I cried for weeks, I used to spank it to her back in the late 80's all the time, what a downfall

She does the best any older chick can do - she doesn't show much of the nastier stuff that aging does to the female body. But, as with any older chick, she also doesn't show any of the good stuff that young hot girls do. If you're a middle-aged guy and hooked on the idea of being faithful to the girl you married at age 22, then she must seem very attractive. Otherwise...why even look at her?

Put a paper bag over her head and all's well

Quack.

Also, these pics are proof that once you've had kids, your body is ruined. This chick is ripped with zero body fat, but her belly is still all fucked up from pregnancy. At the very least you'll have a discusting belly button, and at the very worst you'll end up with a belly that looks like Mick Jagger's face.

I would pump that until the neighbors complained about the smell....

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Second to last pic: Lipzilla crush castles!!

Typical appearance-freak older female celeb. Always the same look: obvious plastic surgery on the face, obvious heavy-duty workouts for the body, maybe also with some plastic surgery. But they always end up tubular after having babies, and when they work out so much as an older woman they look muscular and masculine. Take a good look at the middle part of her body. It looks nothing like what a young woman's body looks like (smooth, curvy). She belongs on a poster at a gym for older women.

I wonder if her underlips look anything like her facial ones.

I HATE BANDEAU BIKINI TOPS!!!!!!! Hello ladies vertical stripes are NOT your friends.

Bitches do not wear bandeau tops they make your tits look like mashed potatoes. Fucking gross. She looks good for her age, butterface is wrecked and her thighs are might thundery looking even in the shade. However she is a good examply of why women should WORK OUT, she clearly works out and it really helps you stay more toned as you age and get wrinkly and saggy.

Gotta get 'em while they're young.

This 40-something shit is disgusting. Cover up, now.

Her body may be 44 but those lips are only like 6yrs old. Her body is looking great, better than a lot of the 'young' celebs nowdays.

oh, #1 - you are a douche.

she and katherine heigle have the same bikini...

Umm, #16, those are horizontal stripes.

Sick. I never buy used stuff.

nice moustache.

I think her body looks better now than it did a decade ago when she posed for Playboy...........maybe because she was pregers back then.

That body's been through a lot. Good for her for staying in shape. Now go find me a hot young chick, you old hag.

hasn't she had those fish lips since Days? I like big lips, hell I have them but hers? gross

Can't get past those frankenstein lips on this aging monster.

I know this is a celeb bashing site, but Christ, we all age eventually, people! Except for her busted face (which was her own fault, not nature's), I hope I look that good when I'm in my 40's.

I'm with #16, this type of bikini top is GOD AWFUL. Why do women wear these? They mash your tits flat and make them look like they are sagging downwards. Even hot sexy younger chicks look awful in these.

I disapprove.

"I hope I look that good when I'm in my 40's."

Fair enough.

I hope to not be forced to look at women in their 40's until I'm at least in my 60's.

nice body, mais alors - les bouche!!

In the event of a water landing, Lisa Rinna's lips can be used as a flotation device.

I don't know who she is. WTC is she doing on the fish?? We're doing freaking SOAP OPERA STARS now????? Fuck daytime television..except for Judge Judy. I love Judge Judy but I don't need to see her in a bikini

Good Lord, I thought she had a mustache!

Butterlips.

I heard that she had her lips done by Dr. Jiffy Lube, and that is why she can't reverse or tone-down her sofa size lips.

who?

I'd have sex with her and make her buy me stuff but after a while I'd cheat on her and she'd find out and dump me. This would be, of course, after I stole a bunch of her shit.

she looks HOT. True MILF

she looks HOT. True MILF

#37 You sound like my dream man. (seriously!)

Holy fuck it looks like someone punched her in the mouth. Just a terrible look, period. She is to lips as Pam Anderson is to tits.

#37 sounds like my ex boyfriend.

37,
Very good shit. Bravo. Is Patch still trying to make it with Kayla? I was sick and in bed in 1991 and that was what was happening on Days of Our Lives. I saw a brief clip about 4 years ago and the same shit was happening? Perhaps this is what is causing the upswing in Alzheimer's Disease in this country.

By the way, I caught a five foot amberjack fish in the deep waters of Mexico. His lips had nothing on this woman.

she has a BIG FAT PUSSY and shes ugly

why is everyone complaining, shes 44. Go to the local pool n look at any 44 yr old bloke, yeah not so pretty. They all have big guts or they have no muscle. and there faces.... bleh. The worst part is they still believe they fit and attractive

Is that the same bikini that Katherine Heigl has on?

She's definetly toned...but more in a manly sort of way than a womanly. And she is one ugly beast of a woman. I hope her big, fake collagen lips turn inward and swallow her whole until she disappears. Bleech.

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i have that same bikini. i use it soley for tanning in my backyard. you know why it looks horrible? because it's from Target. you can buy the whole thing for $17.99.

D-list celeb + cheap Target swimsuit= who cares

Meh

When did your TITS "BRANCHED OF"?

Hey, a grouper washed up on the beach.

She looks good, but women in their 20s look better. Hopefully when I am 65 I am scoring a babe that looks like Lisa, but until then, the younger ones still look better.

For 44 she looks great. But considering she had no kids, she has no reason not to. Nice stomach, good rack, legs ok. I'd depth charge it.

i think her stomach would actually look better if it was a tiny bit less muscular. it's a bit too manly/scary looking in my opinion.

and when they work out so much as an older woman they look muscular and masculine. Take a good look at the middle part of her body. It looks nothing like what a young woman's body looks like (smooth, curvy). She belongs on a poster at a gym for older women.

100% agreed with 14.

Aren't she & harry hamlin supposed freaks? [sort of in the Sting & Trudie vein] that's pretty hot....... I think she's older than 44 too.

I'd go so deep up her ass her nose would bleed.

are you dudes insane? Please show me a pic of a 20 something chick in the news who looks remotely better than this. I'm betting all of you talking smack about her are living in your mommy's basement, wishing you had any slight chance of boning a babe who looked half as good as this. I'm not defending her per se, she's not my type, but geez, she looks great regardless of age ...

how cheap. i saw that bikini at target for under $20...

Get me some more Marla Maples up in here!

#60 or some more Christina Milian! (click my name) http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/christina-milian/christina-milian-bikini-pictures-003102

Actually this might be Harry Hamlin.