Jun 11 2008Lindsay Lohan gets topless for credit cards
After some heavy topics involving Jesus, gay people drinking and comas as self-improvement, I felt it's time for some lighter fare. These are shots of Lindsay Lohan: the face of the 2008 UK Visa Swap which apparently involves charitable Europeans swapping used clothes. I dunno. But what I do know, is that I'm definitely feeling my "credit score" rising. Aww yeah. But, seriously, I've found David Bach's DOLP system to be practical and effective for improving your credit. I'll tell you all about it if someone can put a freaking shirt on Chesty LaRue up there. For the love of - this is a family site!

Reader Comments
1. ---- - June 11, 2008 1:30 PM
Why is she making the same stupid facial expression in every photograph?
2. sportsdvl - June 11, 2008 1:31 PM
And here I thought she got naked whenever you pulled out your credit card...
3. NotLindsey - June 11, 2008 1:33 PM
WAR old used pussy in a old looking (for a twenty-something) average girl body.
4. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - June 11, 2008 1:33 PM
If her tits were fighting, I'd (ahem) come between them...
5. granada - June 11, 2008 1:35 PM
#1 - Exactly. She looks the same in every picture. Horrible photography.
6. Ted Mosby - June 11, 2008 1:37 PM
I've hit that. She left an orange stain on my weiner.
7. miggs - June 11, 2008 1:38 PM
She looks like David Hasselhoff wearing his swimsuit high on his waist and trying to hold in his gut for an hour on Baywatch.
8. p0nk - June 11, 2008 1:42 PM
@2 well done!
apparently the vaginal-magnetic card reader surgery was a success.
9. CaptObvious - June 11, 2008 1:46 PM
I have no formal training, but I'd like to make a guess: Photoshop might have been used in preparing these advertisements.
10. chaz - June 11, 2008 1:47 PM
is she saying "what,? you dont want me to take my clothes off? u sure? i can pull this jacket back.......... u sure? cause ill do it"
11. Mike Oxbhig - June 11, 2008 1:47 PM
☆ ☆ Id live to eat her freckled pale ass, then put her on her knees, pinch one off and get a blumpkin! ☆ ☆
12. Lola - June 11, 2008 1:49 PM
so it is true that she's broke.... she's now resorting to taking off her clothes for credit cards.... nice one lindsay..... let's hope you don't blow your $15 paycheck from this AD on something completely useless. I really don't see what's interesting about this girl. No one cares if you're a lesbo or you're straight or you're a whore. Well we all know you're a whore.
Average girl, fake hair, fake boobs, no talent, no money. Nothing to offer anyone. What's even more sad is that you actually had alot of potential to make something of yourself. Now look at you? What a waste
13. The Gorgeous One - June 11, 2008 1:50 PM
What blahhh photos . . .
14. Lara - June 11, 2008 1:51 PM
what did LiLO left leg told her right leg?
-Nothing - THEY NEVER MET!!!!
15. Lara - June 11, 2008 1:51 PM
what did LiLO left leg told her right leg?
-Nothing - THEY NEVER MET!!!!
16. Ed - June 11, 2008 1:52 PM
Sometimes I have shits that look almost exactly like Lindsay's skin. They're always floaters, too. It must be something I ate, but I haven't quite figured it out yet.
17. p0nk - June 11, 2008 1:54 PM
14 & 15, that joke would be even funnier in English.
18. Lara - June 11, 2008 1:59 PM
I don't get it!!! How did I write it wrong?
19. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - June 11, 2008 2:00 PM
She has the cleavage of a much less disease ridden woman...
20. p0nk - June 11, 2008 2:04 PM
sorry lara, i don't mean to go grammar nazi on you, but how about "What did LiLo's left leg tell her right leg?"
still, it was a good joke.
21. Melissa - June 11, 2008 2:12 PM
Swap what???
22. deacon jones - June 11, 2008 2:17 PM
Turtlehead Alert!
Someones got a turtlehead judging by that expession!
23. nipolian - June 11, 2008 2:18 PM
Just when the US finally closed the lid on this nasty hole's popularity, the dumbshit British have to go and make her their coverskank for Visa. Way to go fuckheads!
24. Barack Obama - June 11, 2008 2:19 PM
Ah luvs white wimmens titties.
25. Lara - June 11, 2008 2:22 PM
It's all good pOnk, gets a bit confusing once you speak 5 languages... But it was funny right????
26. PunkA - June 11, 2008 2:25 PM
Dear Fish,
If Lilo is not either a)drunk, b)on drugs, c)crashing her car or d) all of the above
keep her of your site. She sucks when she is sober. Just boring as hell.
Your Readers
27. Auntie Kryst - June 11, 2008 2:31 PM
@26 Well said, I'll sign that letter. In the words of John Hancock, "Gimme that mutherfuckin' pen!"
28. 10pound - June 11, 2008 2:34 PM
Not sexy. Whats up with that skirt being pulled up over her belly like that? Must be hiding abortion scars.
29. nipolian - June 11, 2008 2:34 PM
Maybe while she's in the UK she will pull a Molly Ringwald and go into Euro-reclusion for a decade or two, only to resurface 35 lbs overweight, balding, and even more worthless than when she left. You Brits want her.....you can fucking have her!
30. Jumpin_J - June 11, 2008 2:34 PM
"Barack", once again showing you're a sexist, racist, and most probably the most loathesome and unfunny person on the planet. All that in just one sentence, too. How I wish we could all live up to the bar you set, but that's just not possible. Sigh.
31. Jimbo - June 11, 2008 2:40 PM
I don't speak 5 languages, my tongue can only handle one. And it's called "multiple orgasms".
32. *** - June 11, 2008 2:41 PM
@24. I'm curious as to whether or not you'll send these chat scripts to Obama's new home [The White House] when he wins ... or chicken out and jump in a fiery ditch like you were made to do.
33. *** - June 11, 2008 2:43 PM
"multiple delusions" *cough*
34. coffeebean - June 11, 2008 2:45 PM
@32 - Don't go sayiing Obama and chicken in the same sentence. You will get him all excited.
35. Lara - June 11, 2008 2:45 PM
@ Jimbo -prove it!
36. nipolian - June 11, 2008 2:48 PM
#27 - Auntie……You definitely brought your A-game today my friend…..that was hilarious!!!!!
37. LOL - June 11, 2008 2:48 PM
She looks pissed off
38. *** - June 11, 2008 2:49 PM
@34. So, should I also not mention rice AND beans in the same sentence when addressing you?
39. pistola - June 11, 2008 2:53 PM
i agree with #1 and #5... she looks slightly pissed off in every picture. what does being pissed off have to do with a visa?!... stupid
40. Chupacabra - June 11, 2008 2:56 PM
well at least she has work, so she can quit going to people's homes and stealing their clothes.
41. Que - June 11, 2008 2:58 PM
Que nice!
42. Lara - June 11, 2008 2:58 PM
@31 -Jimbo again! But than again on a second thought… no thanks…If you really could do what you falsely advertise you wouldn’t be at the superficial all day, would you now? Realistically you would be very busy with a legion of woman following you around and worshipping you. Go back to your collector edition star wars figurines… ;)
43. Auntie Kryst - June 11, 2008 3:01 PM
@37 Thanks and right back at you. I'm still laughing about the little problem back in the 1940s.. That was some funny shit.
44. veggi - June 11, 2008 3:02 PM
39- everything!!
is that really you p0nk????? Where the hell ya been??
45. Jimbollina Seville - June 11, 2008 3:04 PM
She really does have a nice perky pair of plumbs
46. Giggles - June 11, 2008 3:08 PM
Her career is over. Next.
47. FRIST!!! - June 11, 2008 3:13 PM
And I go cookoo for cocopuffs..
I don't know what I'm saying anymore I snorted all my expired medications last night.
48. ph7 - June 11, 2008 3:18 PM
Overseas commercials = Dead Career.
It's the premise behind Lost In Translation.
49. Juliet - June 11, 2008 3:18 PM
Why does she always look so ANGRY?!! Lindsay, this is not a good look for you. It seems that this perpetual brow-furrowing has created some deep wrinkles between your eyebrows... the drug use and sun damage probably didn't help with the premature aging...
50. Lindsey is such a plain jane slut - June 11, 2008 3:19 PM
Why does anyone think Ho-Han is attractive? There are thousands of much better looking women all over NYC. Heck, Jersey Mall Girls looks better. If she weren't a celebrity whore, she'd be nothing. Natch.
51. snarky - June 11, 2008 3:26 PM
Nice scowly face in every picture; what idiot told her to do that? She's not attractive to begin with, and this just makes it worse. I will never understand the appeal of this girl. I could walk down the street and find pretty girls in a heartbeat.
52. snarky - June 11, 2008 3:28 PM
Nice scowly face in every pictures; what idiot told her to do that? She's not attractive to begin with, and this just makes it worse. I will never understand the appeal of this girl; I could walk down the street and find prettier girls than her in a heartbeat.
53. snarky - June 11, 2008 3:29 PM
...and I'm a douche for posting twice...
54. p0nk - June 11, 2008 3:41 PM
yes, it's me. i've been wandering like an internet gypsy. still looking for a home.
55. Grunion - June 11, 2008 3:43 PM
Well I guess it's better than getting topless for crack like she did before.
56. Ted Kennedy's tumor - June 11, 2008 3:50 PM
She looks just like the bimbo I drove over the bridge in Chappaquidick.
57. Tom - June 11, 2008 4:00 PM
Ah, I love Lindsay! She's such a ridiculous slut. I'd date or fuck her in a second if I could. Since I can't, I'll have a threesome with these pics, my right hand, and my imagination tonight.
58. Dude - June 11, 2008 4:16 PM
What's up with the blurred out/air brushed body?
59. aja - June 11, 2008 5:14 PM
@ 28 - abortion scars? That made no sense. Did you mean Caesarian?
PS - Lindsay looks hot as always. You're a bunch of haters.
60. meg - June 11, 2008 5:57 PM
anyone else notice that her cleavage is airbrushed those are not her tits lol
61. Min - June 11, 2008 6:02 PM
Lindsay looks fine, but it's a bad Photoshop job...she looks misproportioned in the first picture and something's just wrong with her stomach...
62. Do_FreeBird - June 11, 2008 6:05 PM
I would imagine it took about 20 yds of duct tape to keep those legs closed in pic #2
63. andrea dolan nyc artist - June 11, 2008 6:17 PM
She should suck in her stomache.
64. biwp414 - June 11, 2008 6:20 PM
She looks constipated.
65. me - June 11, 2008 6:39 PM
i don't get her look of concern...or confusion...or anger...whatever it is, is this attractive?
66. abdo - June 11, 2008 6:58 PM
Lindsay..please stop posing like that!!
Honey,,Face it ..You are not that sex idol
67. http://www.UltrasoundShirts.com - June 11, 2008 10:44 PM
Lol 64, that's wht I was thinking!
68. It's Joan Crawford Bitch! - June 11, 2008 10:44 PM
I'd say this girl's desperation tour is over, but I think this is just the beginning my friends. Ironically, he credit is probably not good enough to get a credit card. However, I'm sure her maxed out cards are great for cutting lines!
69. piglet - June 11, 2008 11:06 PM
chesty larue isn't a name i've heard of in a very long time. good call!
70. simplicity - June 11, 2008 11:28 PM
...
eww
71. Rundle - June 11, 2008 11:46 PM
To Whom it may concern,
I am writing this letter to let you know, That the horrors that face this planet are in fact real, and hold much greater significance than holding this wretch of a woman on high. Furthermore, this waste of space has relinquished her fifteen minutes, and deserves no further attention. Not only does she not care about her health, and outward appearance, but she has reduced herself to taking off her clothing for cigarette ads. Where is the Lindsay of old, where is the sweet child that America fell in love with? Up my Butt, thats where. Feeding off the malnutricious droppings of the waste left behind by the things before her that were productive. So Nay, I say to anymore top rated films..Nay to commercials, nay to anything mainstream that my children may become aware of. No Lindsay, you are cast out of the light, the Masses have spoken. Heed the call of the righteous, for now is the time. He has spoken, and your calling is clear...PORN, for the love of God, share that vag with the less than fortunate. Maybe a soup kitchen at Thanksgiving, or my house in Palmdale, say maybe eight thirty tomorrow, but heed the call of the light, you must...it is the only way.
72. Gabby Johnson - June 11, 2008 11:49 PM
....REVEREND!
73. Mike Hawk - June 11, 2008 11:56 PM
edit; credit cards, not smokes. Eh, you get the point..Creampies.
74. Gabby Johnson - June 11, 2008 11:56 PM
edit; credit cards, not smokes. Eh, you get the point..Creampies.
75. Gabby Johnson - June 11, 2008 11:57 PM
LOL
76. Cameron - June 12, 2008 12:18 AM
her tits are photoshopped! that doesn't look right.
77. butterfly - June 12, 2008 1:08 AM
Snarky, I totally agree! She always has that stupid angry scowl. I think its just HER. She is one pissed off little freckle. I think she's a joke.
78. Dav - June 12, 2008 3:16 AM
Whu must she always scowl or grimace? I don't get it =\
79. babetes - June 12, 2008 3:48 AM
Lindsay Lohan is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on -"W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m. What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a dating?
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80. gerard Vandenberg - June 12, 2008 12:42 PM
You mean ofcourse: SHE NEEDS CREDIT!!
81. ToTellTheTruth - June 12, 2008 1:24 PM
I wish this nasty spotted up bitch would quit thinking people want to see her naked....
82. jay - June 12, 2008 2:55 PM
lindsey is hot, she needs to get her act together though...
83. ferlo - June 12, 2008 3:20 PM
she doesn't look like she's doing so swell.
84. ohtobeme - June 12, 2008 3:58 PM
looks like she's not wearing anything under the coat in the last pic
85. Nick - June 12, 2008 4:02 PM
Yeah, that's what she needs.
TO TAKE A NICE, GIANT DUMP.
86. herbiefrog - June 12, 2008 8:07 PM
...you wish : )
[didnt we already say goodbye ? ]
hmmm...
87. LocoChick - June 16, 2008 10:27 AM
What a slut!!!!!!!!! I cannot believe, wait scratch that, yes I can believe that she would do that!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whore!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nobody wants to see that x-( GROSS!!!!!!!!