Jun 11 2008Lindsay Lohan gets topless for credit cards

Why is she making the same stupid facial expression in every photograph?

And here I thought she got naked whenever you pulled out your credit card...

WAR old used pussy in a old looking (for a twenty-something) average girl body.

If her tits were fighting, I'd (ahem) come between them...

#1 - Exactly. She looks the same in every picture. Horrible photography.

I've hit that. She left an orange stain on my weiner.

She looks like David Hasselhoff wearing his swimsuit high on his waist and trying to hold in his gut for an hour on Baywatch.

@2 well done!
apparently the vaginal-magnetic card reader surgery was a success.

I have no formal training, but I'd like to make a guess: Photoshop might have been used in preparing these advertisements.

is she saying "what,? you dont want me to take my clothes off? u sure? i can pull this jacket back.......... u sure? cause ill do it"

☆ ☆ Id live to eat her freckled pale ass, then put her on her knees, pinch one off and get a blumpkin! ☆ ☆

so it is true that she's broke.... she's now resorting to taking off her clothes for credit cards.... nice one lindsay..... let's hope you don't blow your $15 paycheck from this AD on something completely useless. I really don't see what's interesting about this girl. No one cares if you're a lesbo or you're straight or you're a whore. Well we all know you're a whore.
Average girl, fake hair, fake boobs, no talent, no money. Nothing to offer anyone. What's even more sad is that you actually had alot of potential to make something of yourself. Now look at you? What a waste

What blahhh photos . . .

what did LiLO left leg told her right leg?
-Nothing - THEY NEVER MET!!!!

what did LiLO left leg told her right leg?
-Nothing - THEY NEVER MET!!!!

Sometimes I have shits that look almost exactly like Lindsay's skin. They're always floaters, too. It must be something I ate, but I haven't quite figured it out yet.

14 & 15, that joke would be even funnier in English.

I don't get it!!! How did I write it wrong?

She has the cleavage of a much less disease ridden woman...

sorry lara, i don't mean to go grammar nazi on you, but how about "What did LiLo's left leg tell her right leg?"

still, it was a good joke.

Swap what???

Turtlehead Alert!
Someones got a turtlehead judging by that expession!

Just when the US finally closed the lid on this nasty hole's popularity, the dumbshit British have to go and make her their coverskank for Visa. Way to go fuckheads!

Ah luvs white wimmens titties.

It's all good pOnk, gets a bit confusing once you speak 5 languages... But it was funny right????

Dear Fish,

If Lilo is not either a)drunk, b)on drugs, c)crashing her car or d) all of the above

keep her of your site. She sucks when she is sober. Just boring as hell.

Your Readers

@26 Well said, I'll sign that letter. In the words of John Hancock, "Gimme that mutherfuckin' pen!"

Not sexy. Whats up with that skirt being pulled up over her belly like that? Must be hiding abortion scars.

"Barack", once again showing you're a sexist, racist, and most probably the most loathesome and unfunny person on the planet. All that in just one sentence, too. How I wish we could all live up to the bar you set, but that's just not possible. Sigh.

Maybe while she's in the UK she will pull a Molly Ringwald and go into Euro-reclusion for a decade or two, only to resurface 35 lbs overweight, balding, and even more worthless than when she left. You Brits want her.....you can fucking have her!

I don't speak 5 languages, my tongue can only handle one. And it's called "multiple orgasms".

@24. I'm curious as to whether or not you'll send these chat scripts to Obama's new home [The White House] when he wins ... or chicken out and jump in a fiery ditch like you were made to do.

"multiple delusions" *cough*

@32 - Don't go sayiing Obama and chicken in the same sentence. You will get him all excited.

@ Jimbo -prove it!

She looks pissed off

#27 - Auntie……You definitely brought your A-game today my friend…..that was hilarious!!!!!

@34. So, should I also not mention rice AND beans in the same sentence when addressing you?

i agree with #1 and #5... she looks slightly pissed off in every picture. what does being pissed off have to do with a visa?!... stupid

well at least she has work, so she can quit going to people's homes and stealing their clothes.

Que nice!

@31 -Jimbo again! But than again on a second thought… no thanks…If you really could do what you falsely advertise you wouldn’t be at the superficial all day, would you now? Realistically you would be very busy with a legion of woman following you around and worshipping you. Go back to your collector edition star wars figurines… ;)

@37 Thanks and right back at you. I'm still laughing about the little problem back in the 1940s.. That was some funny shit.

39- everything!!

is that really you p0nk????? Where the hell ya been??

She really does have a nice perky pair of plumbs

Her career is over. Next.

And I go cookoo for cocopuffs..

I don't know what I'm saying anymore I snorted all my expired medications last night.

Overseas commercials = Dead Career.

It's the premise behind Lost In Translation.

Why does she always look so ANGRY?!! Lindsay, this is not a good look for you. It seems that this perpetual brow-furrowing has created some deep wrinkles between your eyebrows... the drug use and sun damage probably didn't help with the premature aging...

Why does anyone think Ho-Han is attractive? There are thousands of much better looking women all over NYC. Heck, Jersey Mall Girls looks better. If she weren't a celebrity whore, she'd be nothing. Natch.

Nice scowly face in every picture; what idiot told her to do that? She's not attractive to begin with, and this just makes it worse. I will never understand the appeal of this girl. I could walk down the street and find pretty girls in a heartbeat.

Nice scowly face in every pictures; what idiot told her to do that? She's not attractive to begin with, and this just makes it worse. I will never understand the appeal of this girl; I could walk down the street and find prettier girls than her in a heartbeat.

...and I'm a douche for posting twice...

yes, it's me. i've been wandering like an internet gypsy. still looking for a home.

Well I guess it's better than getting topless for crack like she did before.

She looks just like the bimbo I drove over the bridge in Chappaquidick.

Ah, I love Lindsay! She's such a ridiculous slut. I'd date or fuck her in a second if I could. Since I can't, I'll have a threesome with these pics, my right hand, and my imagination tonight.

What's up with the blurred out/air brushed body?

@ 28 - abortion scars? That made no sense. Did you mean Caesarian?

PS - Lindsay looks hot as always. You're a bunch of haters.

anyone else notice that her cleavage is airbrushed those are not her tits lol

Lindsay looks fine, but it's a bad Photoshop job...she looks misproportioned in the first picture and something's just wrong with her stomach...

I would imagine it took about 20 yds of duct tape to keep those legs closed in pic #2

She should suck in her stomache.

She looks constipated.

i don't get her look of concern...or confusion...or anger...whatever it is, is this attractive?

Lindsay..please stop posing like that!!
Honey,,Face it ..You are not that sex idol

Lol 64, that's wht I was thinking!

I'd say this girl's desperation tour is over, but I think this is just the beginning my friends. Ironically, he credit is probably not good enough to get a credit card. However, I'm sure her maxed out cards are great for cutting lines!

chesty larue isn't a name i've heard of in a very long time. good call!

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eww

To Whom it may concern,

I am writing this letter to let you know, That the horrors that face this planet are in fact real, and hold much greater significance than holding this wretch of a woman on high. Furthermore, this waste of space has relinquished her fifteen minutes, and deserves no further attention. Not only does she not care about her health, and outward appearance, but she has reduced herself to taking off her clothing for cigarette ads. Where is the Lindsay of old, where is the sweet child that America fell in love with? Up my Butt, thats where. Feeding off the malnutricious droppings of the waste left behind by the things before her that were productive. So Nay, I say to anymore top rated films..Nay to commercials, nay to anything mainstream that my children may become aware of. No Lindsay, you are cast out of the light, the Masses have spoken. Heed the call of the righteous, for now is the time. He has spoken, and your calling is clear...PORN, for the love of God, share that vag with the less than fortunate. Maybe a soup kitchen at Thanksgiving, or my house in Palmdale, say maybe eight thirty tomorrow, but heed the call of the light, you must...it is the only way.

....REVEREND!

edit; credit cards, not smokes. Eh, you get the point..Creampies.

edit; credit cards, not smokes. Eh, you get the point..Creampies.

LOL

her tits are photoshopped! that doesn't look right.

Snarky, I totally agree! She always has that stupid angry scowl. I think its just HER. She is one pissed off little freckle. I think she's a joke.

Whu must she always scowl or grimace? I don't get it =\

Lindsay Lohan is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on -"W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m. What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a dating?
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You mean ofcourse: SHE NEEDS CREDIT!!

I wish this nasty spotted up bitch would quit thinking people want to see her naked....

lindsey is hot, she needs to get her act together though...

she doesn't look like she's doing so swell.

looks like she's not wearing anything under the coat in the last pic

Yeah, that's what she needs.
TO TAKE A NICE, GIANT DUMP.

...you wish : )

[didnt we already say goodbye ? ]

hmmm...

What a slut!!!!!!!!! I cannot believe, wait scratch that, yes I can believe that she would do that!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whore!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nobody wants to see that x-( GROSS!!!!!!!!