Jun 2 2008Linda Hogan has a 19-year-old boyfriend - that looks like her son

Linda Hogan decided to one-up the Hulk by dating someone who not only looks like her child - but is practically the same age. In your face, brotha! Linda brought her suitor, 19-year-old Charlie, to the opening of the Palm Place Spa & Hotel where the Simpsons were also partying. Apparently, it was "Dysfunctional Celebrity Families Teetering towards Irrelevancy Night." TMZ reports:

Charlie told us they are just friends -- because friends are typically all over each other at the Palms.
Of course classy Linda made sure Charlie-poo had a drink.

Charlie does sort of look like a long-haired Nick Hogan. If you close your eyes and pretend, which Linda is all over. That said, I wonder if it's awkward when she comes to visit Charlie at his house. You know, because his mom makes him keep the bedroom door open. Which, as a mother, Linda agrees with but doesn't think that's an excuse not to dry hump oh God I puked in my mouth. Napkin!

Photos: Splash News, Video: TMZ

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well stop talkin about them and they'll go away!

That whole family has a boner for bleach.

She is such a skanky ho. I hate this family. The more I read about them, the more I realize just how evil the really are.

thanks now i just puked ....any one have mouth wash

oh and my eyes need to be cleansed as well

Jimbo!!! How could you??!!!

What #2 said.

Welcome to crazy town.

The worst part is he puts a bandanna over his pubic hair.

The only reason he is hanging out with her is for the fame. Dirty.

Ja whol, tonight vee are goings to pahrty like eet's 1939. Sieg heil!!

Id hit it given the chance.....
being a boob man.

pic No. 6 is where she thinks, "oh lord, what have i done."

but, by pic. No. 8, she's over it.

G-ROSS! He isnt even cute! If youre going to rob the cradle, pick the cute kid!

so....watched the video...very nice.

met at the beach. how cute.

friends with benefits?? since when is a dried up Sahara desert of a vagina that has been railed by Hulkamania and his 24-inch python a benefit?

if this guy is 19, he must have started smoking around age 2.

that guy does NOT look 19. If i saw them walking down the street, i don't think I'd look twice...well, other than noticing the orange skin and trailer park white-yellow hair....

Wow that guy doesn't even look 19 to me..This whole family is screwed up. I think all that bleach is starting to eat away at their brain cells.

engage gag reflex

in that last picture, i'm pretty sure he's got a boner. ew

Does anyone in the Hogan family have an ass??

Let me rephrase that... the whole family has a boner for bleach and pseudo-incest, what with Hogan bangin' a Brooke lookalike and then rubbing oil on Real Brooke's ass, and now Linda's bangin' Nick's clone.

Under the Details section of the divorce papers I wouldn't be surprised if Linda and Hulk wrote "Our kids wouldn't let us bang them/watch them back them bang each other." Cuz let's be honest, isn't that while all marriages fail?

Jimbo, Charlie is her ass..

This guy looks like a gay porno star from the 70's

What the hell...? Does the bleach blonde crap jump off the Hogans' heads and leech itself on to any host head that strays too close...? I haven't seen dye jobs this bad since Health Barkley rode the range with Nick, Jarrod, Victoria, and Audra!

By the by - in case I forgot to mention it lately: The sight of Heidi Montag in a bikini makes my man thighs moist...

lol Hobo Quebec you are so right, I saw his picture and thought "shit, if he's 19 then I just became 12"

There's nothing wrong with DRY humping your mom. It's when you act on those impulses - which every boy has - that you get in trouble.

@25 Hey troll, how often do you "DRY" hump your mom??

Can't say I admire this guys dancing. However, nice one for reminding everyone of our favourite stereotype about white guys and the dance floor.

Yea, wont be long til he balds as badly and the Hulk himself... and don't forget the andro-induced, sagged-out bitch tits to go along with it. If I was hammered and this whore approached me for easy sex, yea, I'd probably drink somemore and then try to pound her

Although it may cause multiple personality disorder. So I hear.

i would like to see the funbags, but that would be about it.

Where did that dilawar guy go? Here's a couple blondes for you Dil! LOL

He's 19!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He looks at least 35. Too much sun making his skin and hair look like complete ass.

Jesus, the Hulk and his ex need to stop being so selfish and start thinking about their kids and how this is affecting them...

Tools:

Wrench.
Hammer.
This guy.

I'd love to see her stretched droop nipple-dowsing boobs and her gray-pube covered dark pigmented loose chewed up pussy. For a special treat, maybe her anus will be knotty!

I like the belt buckle, thats still in style, right?

And yeah, that dude's sporting wood in last pic

i think that family is into wife swapping or whatever you call it when you switch off with your kids. oh, incest. Its called incest.

This story is pretty damn funny, and so is the pictures of them on www.TheHumanHybrid.com

I hear he's hung like a Brooke.

The Cougar thing is worn down....time for women to start acting within 10 years of their age and that means leaving the children alone. I don't care how damaged her self-esteem is after being subjected to the Hulk for so many years...she has no right to take her self-centered tendancies out on children. Yes, she looks okay for a woman her age....now find a man mature enough to appreciate it and not just looking to notch a bedpost with cougar trophy.

He should date Lindsay Lohan instead, since they both look like they're entering their golden years.

wooooah, hold on! I'm 19 but this guy looks like he could be my father! he looks 40! and... like a douche

COUGARMANIA RUNNIN' WILD!

Whatcha gonna do when the cougar comes down on you?

COUGARMANIA RUNNIN' WILD!

Whatcha gonna do when the cougar comes down on you?

COUGARMANIA RUNNIN' WILD!

Whatcha gonna do when the cougar comes down on you?

She's got the right idea. At that age, you don't have to suck for very long and the semen isn't as thick and clumpy.

I'd like to see Linda take on Beth Chapman in an evening wear match.

I love how fucked up this family is! I hope nobody gets squished in a car while driving drunk anytime soon...

She's having fun and getting banged good. I love 40 plus women because a lot of them take care of themselves and look hot and are ready for some good banging.

I wonder if her and Kim Kardaskank wear the same brand girdles.

#35

lol! sadly I would do her in a minute because all i get is porn while jerking off cuz my wife is menopause.

#37 Yeah, incest - - otherwise known as rolling your own.

And you know their pubes are bleached.

19? He looks more like late 20's desperately trying to look younger.

#49 likes having sex with dry-rotted catcher mitts, too.

Sick, sick, sick! O_o

54 yeah with short skirts lol.

Over at TMZ people are posting boycott letters to mail to all the media outlets regarding any show with these idiots on it. I hope it actually succeeds, and we never have to see their fake mugs on tv again.

Clear the room, I am going to vomit.

ROCK ON!!!! GET IT LINDA!!!

You know what else Linda has? Hair extensions. POW!

www.jordanalorraine.com

This is hilarious!!! I don't know who looks more ridiculous, him or her.

There is no way this guy is 19.

Linda is hot. I would so hit it.

Anal bleaching = Forgone conclusion.

.

theres no way in hell this guy is 19...... if hes 19 that would make me ummm 12? and if he is... he better look for some help quick with that face. cant wait to see what he looks like at 25.... 40 maybe? get over it already linda..... the big leathery, over tanned, bleach muscle head isnt worth it... oh wait i was talking about your ex husband... not you

#2 So true.

This is such a publicity stunt. What 19 yr old (add 7 yrs) would want tap a leathery old braaaaud when you've got skank ho's like the cast of the Hills, Britney or Megan Fox who frequently wheel themselves around clubs on a dolly with their legs in the air? This guy needs a better agent.

Being a Cougar myself, I can say that usually we Cougars possess several qualities that wanna-be cougars such as Rawhide Linda does not. First, we take good care of our skin and bodies. That usual keeps up from turning that icky Oompa Loompa organge color that you see here. Second, we prefer our hair to be nicely conditioned and at least somewhat styled, which will prevent the "straw hat" look that Mrs. Saggy Tits is sporting in this photo. The Third sacred rule of being a smokin hot Cougar is we are very selective of the boy toy/man candy we sport on our arm ( or on our pelvis, back, face, etc). This guy is fucking putrid and looks to be more like 39 than 19.

What I find most disarming about this photo and her selection is that this "guy" uses the EXACT same peroxide color bottle to color his hair that the Hulk uses. Ew.

he looks a little wrinkly/balding to be 19...

yikes.

@67 so you find the photo and the guy disarming? Just for your info disarming means charming and engaging. But we all pretty much knew what you meant, I'm just here to educate hot ladies.

It's true. He really is only 19, he'll be 20 in September.
I've gone to school with him since we were 5 til we were 18.
It's surprising that he would pull a stunt like this but honestly I don't put it past Linda.

Charley was known for his promiscuity throughout high school and this is just another chapter in his book.
It doesn't make this right but if I know Charley he's just living up to his 19 year old "boy" qualities especially since it'll probably be his sexual peak.

Charley is really 19, I vouch for him too. It isn't surprising to me that he is doing this. He is a tool and honestly does look like 70's gay porn star. I think Linda would have chosen someone who had less acne than Charley... In these pics he looks old because he is covering his zits... I hope she bought him proactiv or something.

she has great cans..... i don't blame him for gettin some.....lol

This carnival family of disfunctionals always reminds me of one of Hulk Hogans pre-fight rantings ....

" LOOKEE HERE BROTHER .... THE EX HAS A RIGHT TO DATE ANYONE SHE WANTS TO BROTHER .... NO I DID NOT SAY HE'S NICKS BROTHER.....
NICK SHOULD NOT BE MADE INTO A FELON JUST BECAUSE HIS FRIEND WAS TO STUPID NOT TO GET IN A CAR WITH HIM ....
AND I WILL PRODUCE A NEW REALITY TV SHOW CALLED "LITTLE NICKYS ADVENTURES". DEDICATED TO ALL THE LITTLE HULKSTERS OUT THERE WHO STILL DON'T KNOW US WELL, AND BASED ON LITTLE NICKY'S DAYS IN JAIL BROTHER !! "
"WHAT-CHA-GONNA-DO ..... when the hulksters walk away from YOU ?"

HAHAHAHAHAHA ............... Dude's only 19 and already going bald !!!!!
What a "Chump-Ass-Punk-Bitch" ........ She gets off on balding males with bleached blonde straw hair I suppose. At least he took her snakey ass off the meat-market so she won't be out there trying to suck onto some unsuspecting celebritard or even worse ..... some unsuspecting real man

heck she scares me with makeup on cant imagin wakin up in the morning next to her LOL

I like a grown up with one kid, I sum times think what 2maro has to offer for my family but i know i'm a do my best to help in any way.. it's a shame that people comment i hate the hogan family i don't like this and that and u still want to comment if u really didn't care u wouldn't to start it's a shame that people say i hate mein it's a pitty that we sit down and realize that this people have feelings too this people make mistakes as u as me this people aren't like this cause they really want but because of reasons. poor hulk he is the one i feel sorry with he always with his kids and that linda mein if she thinks she happy well wat can we do but she will realize that that 19 year old don't like her cause she ain't pretty enough and plus she frigin old sorry i mean it's just to take u to think and brooke mein stop acting crazy money isn't everything family matters are money takes u no where see it with ur mom.. help ur dad put maybe not to get back with her cause poor daddy.. welll nick he is where he should be i just hope that his best friend comes back from coma crazy young kids mein it's for u to realize nick that having everything doesn't help u from goin to jail here on earth we are all the same ....

Right that guy is 19, and I have a 12 foot cock that spews semen that can cure cancer

IS HE REALLY NINETEEN MAYBE HE IS ONLY 17' ANYWAY MOST LIKLY SHE IS BUYING HIM ALCOHOL. EVERYBODY NEED TO CK HIS ID

IS HE REALLY NINETEEN MAYBE HE IS ONLY 17' ANYWAY MOST LIKLY SHE IS BUYING HIM ALCOHOL. EVERYBODY NEED TO CK HIS ID

IS HE REALLY NINETEEN MAYBE HE IS ONLY 17' ANYWAY MOST LIKLY SHE IS BUYING HIM ALCOHOL. EVERYBODY NEED TO CK HIS ID

Lucky man. I'd be all over that.

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