Jun 23 2008Larry Birkhead buys Anna Nicole Smith's lingerie - for Dannielynn (That's not creepy.)
Larry Birkhead, like any widowed father, wants to make sure daughter Dannielynn has something to remember her mother Anna Nicole Smith by. Unfortunately, this sentiment involves buying two pieces of lingerie that Anna Nicole wore during a Playboy shoot. Did I mention one of them was ridiculously stained? Because it is. It's like you can see the memories. *sigh* The AP reports:
"I have a lot of history I have to put together that she doesn't really know about," Birkhead told The Associated Press. "Playboy was such a big part of Anna's career."
Birkhead bought a pink bustier for $1,800 and a white negligee for $1,000 at the auction, run by Julien's Auctions and held at Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino on the Las Vegas Strip.
A lot of people will say Dannielynn was doomed the day she was born to Anna Nicole. Or, depending on your religious beliefs, the day she was conceived by way of Jesus and a turkey baster. To each his own. But, as for me, I'm going to go ahead and say Dannielynn had a chance until the moment Larry Birkhead said "Oh my God, is that a stain? This is so going in your play room."
Reader Comments
1. jameson - June 23, 2008 1:37 PM
just creepy. here's another really nutty story about that fam' as well:
http://www.derober.com/2007/10/16/anna-nicoles-lawyer-billed-dannielynn-for-more-than-her-allowance/
2. carolina - June 23, 2008 1:37 PM
Hi Jimbo,
Anything funny to write today?
3. Mel - June 23, 2008 1:40 PM
Ew. Where's the stain?
4. Megan Tufteland Smells - June 23, 2008 1:40 PM
Third!
5. Maddox Jolie-Pitt - June 23, 2008 1:48 PM
I can't wait to hit that!
6. mimi - June 23, 2008 1:52 PM
God bless the child.
7. metalman - June 23, 2008 1:58 PM
good thing he grabbed them while he could. i'm sure she didnt have any laying around the house. now dannielynn has something to wear when she turns 18 and heads for houston to take up where her mom left off. maybe he can buy her some pole dancing lessons too!! give me a break.
8. Robin - June 23, 2008 2:01 PM
I think the garments look stained because they are VERY old and were Marilyn Monroe's not Anna's.
Check out the CNN article
http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/06/21/celebrity.auction.ap/index.html?iref=mpstoryview
9. meme - June 23, 2008 2:03 PM
I don't see what the big deal is. It was basically one of her costumes for a photo shoot. She isn't going to see them until she is an adult anyway. He even said that about the items.
10. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - June 23, 2008 2:09 PM
I wonder if he was able to procure her dildo collection, clown makeup, pharmaceutical prescriptions (well, subscriptions would be more like it) and samples of J. Howard Marshall's powdered semen? Now THAT, my friends, would have been a score.
11. Clem - June 23, 2008 2:12 PM
He should buy the box set of her TV show so she can see what a total window licker her mother was too.
12. Jacqueline Hyde - June 23, 2008 2:15 PM
I was gonna say, those were Marilyn's things he bid on, not Anna's. Which makes even less sense.\
Super Rad!
13. meme - June 23, 2008 2:20 PM
Thanks Robin - I thought they were Marilyn Monroe's originally but I wasn't sure. That does explain the stains. They are yellowed from age.
14. Bo - June 23, 2008 2:28 PM
From the CNN article referenced in #8:
"Anna Nicole Smith's former boyfriend Larry Birkhead attended the auction and spent nearly $3,000 on lingerie once worn by the late Playboy playmate."
So looks like it was Anna Nicole's and not MM's lingerie
15. Jimbo - June 23, 2008 2:33 PM
Here you go #2 Carolina (It really is my pleasure)
Your twat smells
funny enough?
16. dork in a skirt - June 23, 2008 2:33 PM
Well, I sure hope we figure it out. I won't be able to sleep..
17. luvSUPAficial - June 23, 2008 2:33 PM
it's marilyn monroe's lingerie not anna nicole's. still creepy.
18. Randal - June 23, 2008 2:41 PM
Larry,
Your concern for your daughter's connection to her Mother is outstanding. You are fine human being who was clearly in love with Anna. I can think of no one more courageous than you.
I will always have a fond place for Anna in my heart... Someday, Anna... Some day I will look exactly like you. Surgeries be damned, I will be a woman! I AM A WOMAN!
I'd post me...
i'd post me...
- Randal
19. Patton - June 23, 2008 2:47 PM
Looks like she lost her tan and a few pounds but all else seems to be normal, for her....
20. jocelyn - June 23, 2008 2:53 PM
I hope, for that kind of money, that it came with the creepy Clockwork Orange Milk Bar mannequins that are modeling the garments in these photos. That just SAYS "nursery decor"
21. Sandra - June 23, 2008 3:06 PM
Randal,
Bravo to another brilliant comment. Your intellect and understanding of the Hollywood elite is a gift that outshines even the biggest star.
Sandra
22. Robin - June 23, 2008 3:18 PM
Turns out, yeah it is anna's and those ARE stains.
NSFW
http://swenjohn.com/swenjohncom/playboy/90s/9205_Anna_Nicole_Smith.jpg
23. Jimbo - June 23, 2008 3:19 PM
@21 Randal is a true gift to the Superficial..
24. havoc - June 23, 2008 3:38 PM
You what's really disgusting?
She was buried in that.....
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25. e - June 23, 2008 5:38 PM
So, are you guys retarded? Oh, my bad, the answer is an obvious, resounding "YES." This is Marilyn Monroe's lingerie, no ANS's. So, it actually is several decades old and the act of Larry Butthead buying it is even creepier.
26. Me - June 23, 2008 6:42 PM
Gee, I wish I had a few thousand to waste on icky stained lingerie...he's creepy, now, too.
27. kily - June 23, 2008 8:54 PM
Good news. Btw, I saw her latest video on a perfect single website
*****m u l t i r a c i al l o v e.c o m**** . She looks cute.
28. ToTellTheTruth - June 24, 2008 9:06 AM
Typical white people...
29. agent zero - June 24, 2008 11:15 AM
This is a really creepy thing to buy for your motherless daughter. But I suppose, given his recent purchases of a 2nd home and now this absurd underwear, that money from ET and OK! for selling his daughter's image is just burning a hole in Larry's pocket.
30. gerard Vandenberg - June 24, 2008 1:21 PM
I don't know what to write about this CREEP BUCKHEAD!!
31. Kir - June 25, 2008 9:29 AM
" 'But, as for me, I'm going to go ahead and say Dannielynn had a chance until the moment Larry Birkhead said "Oh my God, is that a stain? This is so going in your play room." ' "
My prayers are with Dannielynn. I thought Larry would make a great dad; not so much anymore.
32. Kir - June 25, 2008 9:29 AM
" 'But, as for me, I'm going to go ahead and say Dannielynn had a chance until the moment Larry Birkhead said "Oh my God, is that a stain? This is so going in your play room." ' "
My prayers are with Dannielynn. I thought Larry would make a great dad; not so much anymore.
33. victoria - July 22, 2008 4:03 AM
anna wanted 'sperm donor',she didn't have'big love affair' with him.and larry wanted access to $500mil.he was just lazy gay paparazzo.