Jun 9 2008Kim Kardashian surprisingly welcome around copy machines
Kim Kardashian stopped by Kinkos yesterday and, frankly, I'm amazed they let her in the door. Allow me to do the math: Kim's ass + photocopier = ink tsunami. But I'm sure Kinkos has awesome insurance which is just off camera. Namely an entire SWAT team, Captain Ahab and a guy in a spacesuit holding fried Oreos holy shit she's trying to sit! Ahab, HARPOON POWER!

Reader Comments
1. veggi - June 9, 2008 2:06 PM
FIRST you worthless n i g g e r s!
2. moka - June 9, 2008 2:06 PM
moka rules
3. Danielle - June 9, 2008 2:07 PM
Figure she'd go to KINKos.
4. Danielle - June 9, 2008 2:08 PM
@veggi
You wanna walk down the street and yell that??
Didn't think so.
5. Famous Plastic - June 9, 2008 2:09 PM
That girl is such an attention whore. I'm going to go ahead and put on 10 pound of makeup and $100,000 in jewelry to make a run to Kinkos. Don't forget to call the paps!
6. veggi - June 9, 2008 2:09 PM
Sure, I'll do that - what's your corner, again?
7. veggi - June 9, 2008 2:10 PM
awwww, my racist troll returns!!
8. Danielle - June 9, 2008 2:12 PM
*crickets*
9. britney's weave - June 9, 2008 2:14 PM
tell me again why this big-assed bitch has taken over the superficial...?
10. Kris Clover - June 9, 2008 2:17 PM
Shutty
11. Cindy - June 9, 2008 2:17 PM
#9 - because in reality there's no moderator.
(you were talking about Danielle, right?)
12. Deadbeat Mom - June 9, 2008 2:20 PM
I bet she looks ugly naked.
13. Danielle - June 9, 2008 2:22 PM
Stop being jealous of me and get a life of your own. I like, totally get why Paris Hilton has haters.
14. sportsdvl - June 9, 2008 2:27 PM
Still wondering why we get this fat ass every day on here......
Oh, #1 - you are a douche bag.
15. Danielle - June 9, 2008 2:27 PM
@13.
Wow, so somebody actually has the audacity to troll ME?? Sigh.
@11. You try SO hard to have humor, and yet you fail. Maybe you should draw from inspiration. Say, a mirror perhaps?
16. deacon jones - June 9, 2008 2:30 PM
The best part about this bitch will be the day she realizes she's old and flabby and paps stop following her. Total fucking meltdown
17. Really - June 9, 2008 2:31 PM
Not that it applies to this thread, but as a group can we decide to bury the following responses. In no particular order:
My eyes, my eyes!
I just threw up in my mouth.
Any Shitney/Cheetos references.
Any attempt at Shitney-speak hick writing.
TCLTC is still encouraged.
Please add to the list as you deem appropriate.
18. D - June 9, 2008 2:34 PM
I'd let her come over and play kinko's with me. My face can be the xerox machine. You know where I'm going with this. No? Ok, let me spell it out. I wish to perform cunnilingus/analingus on her. Yep, that's right. I chow down on her backside like it was an all you can eat butt-buffet. I'd bury my tongue so deep in her hot wet butthole she'd squirt her love juices all over me. Then we could have intercourse. Then a cheseburger.
19. Auntie Kryst - June 9, 2008 2:35 PM
What is Keem doing at a Kinkos??
A) Making posters for her garage band's show this weekend.
B) Printing her skateboarding fanzine.
C) Making copies of her resume.
D) Counterfeiting currency.
The answer is D of course, because gypsy whores are conniving thieves.
20. NO - June 9, 2008 2:38 PM
Shes fat, but she does have a pretty face. She just needs to loose weight and shut her mouth and then everything would be perfect.
21. Danielle - June 9, 2008 2:39 PM
Hell, my ass was that big in third grade. The guy who might have been my father said guys would like it, but he was always smelling his fingers when he said it so I didn't really believe him.
22. Jrz - June 9, 2008 2:43 PM
here's a scary vision.......Kim Kardashian and Danielle riding on a bicycle built for two wearing thongs....
23. Danielle - June 9, 2008 2:44 PM
@21.
...you couldn't at least TRY to be convincing?? I mean, that is just gross.
I swear, you crackers have the oddest sense of humor.
24. Lame Trolls - June 9, 2008 2:45 PM
Damn. The trolls are more lame than usual. Oh yeah, schools out so now we'll have an entire summer of stupid posts from frustrated pimply little nerd boys.
25. Danielle - June 9, 2008 2:45 PM
Yeah, my comment @23 is directed at #22 as well.
26. Jrz - June 9, 2008 2:50 PM
Not my fault you have a huge ass....put the Checkers and Kool-Aid down and eat a carrot once in a while *shrugs*
27. Danielle - June 9, 2008 2:51 PM
Besides, ALL of my panties become thongs when I put them on.
28. Danielle - June 9, 2008 2:57 PM
@27. Yeah, you're still unfunny ya useless twat. Get the fuck up off my name already.
29. AliCat - June 9, 2008 2:58 PM
#19- Can we include option E, photocopying her butt in attempts to convince us she doesn't wear padding?
30. LadyJane - June 9, 2008 3:00 PM
This makes my panty contents feel scared.
31. Grunion - June 9, 2008 3:02 PM
Wow, how uterly fascinating..
where the fuck is Randal the Pink Unicorn when you need him
32. coffeebean - June 9, 2008 3:03 PM
You dumbfucks (mostly Daniella), she is not using a copier, she is creating pictures from a CD. Pictures most likely of black cock, like the kind that Daniella has to take out of his mouth before he types.
33. Jrz - June 9, 2008 3:04 PM
get the fuck up off..............DC Public Schools at it's finest.
34. Auntie Kryst - June 9, 2008 3:04 PM
@29 I was thinking that too, but I reasoned Kinko's doesn't have a scanner that wide..
35. Danielle - June 9, 2008 3:07 PM
After the first time I wear them, all my panties are also have a leopard skin pattern.
36. Danielle - June 9, 2008 3:08 PM
@33. Or would you have rather I'd said:
Please dear, kindly remove yourself from the usage of my name. ??
Ahhh, I'll save the white speech to your kind.
37. jrz - June 9, 2008 3:11 PM
The white speech? That's racist.
DanYELL is a racist!
38. Will - June 9, 2008 3:11 PM
I bet when Kim walked in all the male employees raced to the bathroom. You know, just in case she was in the mood.
39. Danielle - June 9, 2008 3:14 PM
I am on the computer all day because my parents ignore me yet allow a computer in my room so I never have to leave it. I check the superficial responses every 10 minutes all day and night. When I am not checking my Match.com inbox that is.
40. Bethany - June 9, 2008 3:14 PM
"remove yourself from the usage of "
It's always amusing when under-educated people try to envision what proper language would be...
41. netstarman - June 9, 2008 3:17 PM
Did anyone inform KINKOS that Kim was going to show up so they could widen the doors for her ass, maybe move some copiers around so she could shuffle around and not knock over copiers with those Star Jones ass cheeks.
42. veggi's favorite troll - June 9, 2008 3:19 PM
Dear Superfish,
I know I've been a bad poster, a racist troll, that I tried to mess with the software to erase posts I didn't like and so forth, and that either you or the site software kicked me off permanently last November or December, or so I thought.
Anyway, I have a favor to ask:
Please, please, please, PLEASE make the site software reject the word BUTTPADD!!!!!!!!
In the last thread about the hideous KK, someone stuck the word BUTTPADD in literally thousands of times! And if that weren't enough, someone else, in a "tribute" to that monstrous post, stuck the word BUTTPADD in thousands of more times! I could scarcely get the page to load!!! IE was totally worthless and FF wasn't much better. In order to read comments, I eventually went to looking at your source code in a source notepad rather than deal with the actual thread.
I know you probably wouldn't do it for me, but what about your other posters? And what about poor veggi?! Don't you think OTHER people deserve to be able to load a thread if they feel like it?
I'm serious, and I don't think many other posters will continue to try to deal with threads loaded with the single word BUTTPADD repeated thousands and thousands of times either. And . . . NEITHER WILL VEGGI!!!!!!!!!
vft
43. nipolian - June 9, 2008 3:21 PM
I know one thing for sure.........If she does sit down on a scanner and try to scan her ass.........she will be picking glass out of it for a month.
44. Jimbo - June 9, 2008 3:23 PM
I want Danielle!
45. havoc - June 9, 2008 3:26 PM
I'd scan her ass with my tongue.
Christ, that woman's sexy as fuck.......
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46. Ink Tsunami - June 9, 2008 3:40 PM
That was awesome Fish dude!!!!!
47. Racer X - June 9, 2008 3:49 PM
Breath-taking.
/*sighs*
//love you Kim K.
48. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - June 9, 2008 3:53 PM
Woo... my sides... #27 made me laugh obnoxiously... as did #37 and #40...
49. Lola - June 9, 2008 4:12 PM
Ok seriously why is this girl targeted? I know she's easy target and she has no talent at all and nothing to offer. But I think she's an attractive girl. If her ass if fake or not, it doesn't matter. She's happy.
Please give her a break and please let's target someone worse than her. Like Parasite Cumton or Linds Ho-han or Spitney Spurs.... These 3 talent-less screw ups are the butt of all jokes and they deserve to be picked on more than Kim K..... Especially Parasite H... God I hate that whore..... UGH
50. woohoo - June 9, 2008 4:51 PM
@49 i see what you mean but in all reality kim k is just as useless as those three others. she's really playing the role of "good girl" in order to have longevity (did i spell that wrong,probably) in her "career". she's really a stuck up b!tch who thinks she's better than everyone else. her and paris hilton are indeed waste of space, so their lack of justified "celebrity" makes them fair game...
oh yea she's a liar too
google brazilian butt lift...
51. jack - June 9, 2008 4:56 PM
@45 - Do let us know how a crackhead rapper's piss tastes.
52. havoc - June 9, 2008 5:03 PM
#51 - The same way it tasted on your mom.
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53. Gasper - June 9, 2008 5:11 PM
Kim's ass + photocopier = ink tsunami
-Super Funny!
Kim is wearing her loose fat cat dress because girdles and butt pads can get binding and uncomfortable, so my wife says and she gave me 3 great kids but Kim got fat because she loves to eat too much!
54. Jackson - June 9, 2008 5:19 PM
#49
Kim Kardaskank got famous for doing porn and having a shady rich lawyer daddy help get OJ off for murder. She is fat and lazy and wants everyone to believe her big loose butt is tight and firm even without her girdles and support gear and Photoshop. Paris Herpes is just as bad as Kim and she is an underweight worthless no talent media whore and Kim is an overweight wothless no talent media whore. I am no fan of Lohan but she is an actor and I am no fan of Brittneys music but she was once a successful singer.
55. Will - June 9, 2008 5:27 PM
Jackson- shove your cock up your own ass and shut the fuck up. You post the same shit over and over and over and over. What's the point in reading your lame comments when you know almost word for word what it's going to say. Get a life!
56. Doc - June 9, 2008 5:28 PM
Kim's fat flappy arm looks like they are going through atrophy. Kim is wearing a moo moo dress so she does not need to wear her girdle but she should wear her girdle as much as possible to reduce the sagging on her lower half.
57. Jackson - June 9, 2008 5:36 PM
#55
Because it is the truth dude so relax and when you see my name; don't read it except when required to like now.
Time to go masturbate to the tight fit VP Marketing hottie. She is the same height as Kim Kardaskank but is not fat like Kim Kardaskank. She has natural breasts and a tight shapely ass unlike Kim kardaskank. She does not need girdles like Kim Kardaskank and she is intellegent and good hearted unlike cheap self absorbed fat ass Kim Kardaskank.
58. nadia - June 9, 2008 5:51 PM
this woman is absolutely beautiful. to all the ugly, fatass girls out there insulting KK - stick to venting your life frustrations through food.
59. Racer X - June 9, 2008 5:56 PM
#58 Nadia you are made of WIN.
Kim K. > all
60. Johnny Angel - June 9, 2008 6:23 PM
Fat bottomed girls they make the rockin world go round.
61. cate - June 9, 2008 6:27 PM
Kim Kardashian is boring and overexposed. My guess is that the superficial is paid to run stories of her constantly. If she is not naked/near naked in her photos, what is the point of publishing them? She has no interesting qualities other than her surgically enhanced looks.
62. Rachel - June 9, 2008 6:35 PM
#58
Kim is cute but overweight and self aborbed and bitchy as shown on her families reality show. I am fit and cute and do not need to overeat like Kim or rely on girdles and Photoshop to improve my figure. I am short like Kim and cannot imagine having size 42 inch hips especially living in Corona Beach California. When I look at Kim I am happy that I do not over eat because being fat is not fun; especially at the beach or pool. Poor Kim has to cover her saddle bags and big butt when at the beach or pool.
63. hey rachel, - June 9, 2008 6:59 PM
you sound pretty self absorbed and bitchy, too. go fuck your self
ink tsunami: priceless. laughed so loud i scared the dog.
64. bored - June 9, 2008 7:28 PM
The funniest thing about this, is if you look close - she's copying pictures of herself...
This bitch is a waste of space.
65. MUST READ - June 9, 2008 8:14 PM
May 29, 2008 2:48 PM
Sam says:
Kim,
I am not hating on you. I have no reason to. I think you are a very pretty woman and I am built just like you. I was born with a tiny waist and a big booty, just not the big breasts; don't want them any bigger than what they are.
Anyway, I feel that I need to explain to you why everyone including myself thinks your butt is fake.
First let me say that unlike most people I do not think you have butt implants, I think that you had the Brazilian Butt Lift. Personally, I think that since you wanted your butt enhanced that you chose the better option because the BBL takes fat from other parts of your own body and puts it into your butt. This process gives you a much more natural feel and look. Plus this allows you to say "I don't have implants it's all me" and not really be lying about it. It's all semantics. Plus that is why you still have cellulite. Also, there are two tiny scars on the back of both legs basically where the butt meets the thigh. They are the exact same size, the exact same shape, and the the exacts same place. People have pointed out that they can be seen in your "tape" (I'll admit I watched it) and the scars are very obvious. The scar can also be see in photos of you and Kourtney in Miami. I'm sure they have faded somewhat over time.
As to why the vast majority of people do not believe that you were born with that butt is because there are a lot of pictures and video of you when you were starting to hang out in public with Paris, and some video from the True Hollywood Story. Yes, you did have a butt, but it was much smaller and in my opinion much more proportionate to your frame. Also, there is the fact that you are always talking about your butt and showing it off no matter what your wearing or not wearing. I'm not saying to not be proud of your curves and want to show them off, because it is nice to see another woman in Hollywood that is not a stick, so I will give you credit for that. People who (including myself) ARE born with big butts are not always talking about them and basically shoving it in everyone's face because having a big butt is nothing new to us. It's like when someone buys something new whether it be a new car, clothing, breasts, or butt, what do they want to do? They want to show it off and constantly talk about it.
I think a lot of people out there will agree with me on the following. I cannot stand it when people in Hollywood have plastic surgery and then constantly lie about it, especially when it is obvious. The public has much more respect for those who admit what they had done and why.
I see absolutely nothing wrong with getting plastic surgery if it is something that will make you feel better about your self, and I think this is the reason you had the BBL. So I do not fault you for that. If it makes you feel better about yourself..GREAT! Just don't continue to lie about something when it is obvious.
As I stated earlier I think you are a very attractive woman, however, I do believe that you are like all women including myself, it DOES NOT matter how attractive a person is, they can still have low self esteem. You are beautiful, but at the same time you are still insecure and constantly need to be complimented.
Again, I don't know the real reason you had the BBL and I'm not trying to put you down, I'm just trying to get you to see yourself as others do.
66. Binky - June 9, 2008 9:43 PM
Well # 65 - thanks for clearing that all up.
Personally, I was just happy Kimmy seems to have finally obtained some meaningful employment at Kinkos.
And if this Kinkos bunch ever expand to Canada - looking forward to asking -' Oh. Is that legal size?' (That type of thing)
67. Cliff Notes - June 9, 2008 9:59 PM
Good point Bink. And what the hell is A-4 ? It's screwed up my diary print-outs many a-time.
And # 17. Good points all. And tanx for not mentioning the over flogging of the term 'Inside Job' by our friends in China. We wouldn't want to offend this Knee Ya Ha Ha guy,and that little brain-trust which includes that somewhat obtuse character 'Frank' who ran out of material.
'Frank' from 16th Floor : Notes - You asshole.
68. Quinn - June 9, 2008 11:40 PM
I wish my face was that copy machine.
69. IcyHot - June 10, 2008 12:11 AM
There, now we're at 69. Aren't we all satisfied now?
70. KDrf - June 10, 2008 2:39 AM
She's got some nice tits. If only she weren't a gypsy cunt I could fap to her! My dick literally won't let me. :(
71. Bodylotion - June 10, 2008 8:10 AM
I want to get suffocated by that ass and/or tits when she sits on my face. Hot damn!
72. Mine - June 10, 2008 9:13 AM
Rachel and Jackson are the same fucking lame ass person. PLEASE DIE!!!!! PLEASE! At the very least STOP posting about Kim Kardashian in EVERY God Damn comment board. You are sooooo annoying!
73. Hella - June 10, 2008 10:15 AM
heeeeeeeeeeey KIM i look greaaaaaaaat love the dress and the make up!!! you are hot seriously and i love the waaaaaaaaay you looooook there is no doubt that you are a pretty gal....forget the sex tape...:S
74. It's Kim Again! - June 10, 2008 11:27 AM
#72
Kim we all know you read this site. I suspect you are Kim Kardashian because no one else gives a flying fuck about the comments enough to spend time analyzing them, but you lazy self absorbed fat ass Kim.
And by the way Kim, we all know you wear girldes and you wear loose fitting dresses when you don't want to wear your girdle. I know you did not get butt surgery or else you would be flaunting your big butt at the beach and pool. But instead you have to hide your big butt because you know your butt is cellulite and saggy without your girdles and Photoshop.
75. daaamn - June 10, 2008 12:01 PM
3 words: HOTTEST WOMAN ALIVE
76. Sindy - June 10, 2008 12:10 PM
#75
We know it is Kim Kardassian posting this comment because no person on this site every posts Hottest Woman Alive. Kim you are an inspiration for all overweight females that with girdles and butt pads; all women can improve their big fat cellulite saddle bags butt. And if women have a pear shape body like yours from having size 44 hips then they can get breast implants like you to improve their body. Kim you should consider being a full size model.
77. Becky - June 10, 2008 12:19 PM
I like Kim's dress. I just had my second child and wear these dresses all the time until I get my shape back. I hate wearing girdles and can't wait to loose my pregancy fat on my hips and fanny so I do not have to wear girdles all the time like Kim.
78. jack - June 10, 2008 12:34 PM
my dick just exploded
79. Angela - June 10, 2008 12:39 PM
Stunning and hot beyond words. Whoever denies that this woman is stunning and completely hot is just a total lame ass jealous bitch. You American chicks are so pathetic, yes, most American chicks are obese, Kim, however, is the total opposite of that, and of your typical American woman, and it's laughable that you jealous American chicks don't even know the difference between a killer, curvy, hourglass perfect body like Kim's and a fat body like yours.
80. Trina - June 10, 2008 12:45 PM
Poor Kim was taught bad eating habits from her mom and now she is fat and has to wear girdles and wear loose-fitting dresses to get a break from wearing the binding girdle. I was also taught bad eating habits and got fat like Kim; especially in the butt, hips,and thighs. I joined Jenny Craig and walk 30 minutes 3 times a week and I have already lost 10 pounds. Kim would make a great Jenny Craig spokesperson.
81. LOL - June 10, 2008 12:54 PM
#79 spoken like a true fat woman who's given up on her weight and embraced her "curves" yet desperately needs a shower. Maybe if you post a flattering post Kim will write back to you! Oh Joy! You can always dream right?
82. Doc - June 10, 2008 1:16 PM
#79
70 percent of female Americans are like Kim; 30 pounds or more overweight. I doubt anyone is jealous of Kim’s 40 inches plus hips. 40 inches plus on any part of the body is fat. Kim does not have an hourglass figure because her hips are bigger than the rest of her body. Kim has a pear shape body. An hourglass figure would be like Marilyn Monroe with measurements of 36-23-35. I think it is sad that Americans continue to be in denial about being overweight. American's have the biggest overweight health problems of all time which include diabetes, high cholesterol, and high blood pressure. It is time for Kim and other overweight people to lose weight and get healthy.
83. Tabitha - June 10, 2008 1:30 PM
Kim should just be honest about her girdles. I am bottom heavy too like Kim and girdles are a womans best friend for fat bottom girls. People say I have a big butt but it looks good and I have girdles to thank. When I wear tight dresses like Kim; I wear girldes with padding so my dimples and cellulite do not show. I know Kim does the same thing. All fat bottom girls do and it is nothing to be ashamed of. Women wear padded bras and support bras and are not ashamed.
84. Dave - June 10, 2008 2:02 PM
soooooo hot
85. Avatar - June 10, 2008 2:09 PM
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86. she's perfect - June 10, 2008 2:33 PM
#81, 82, etc, what are you talking about you jealous idiot?
you're probably a lot fatter than Kim is, considering that Kim isn't even fat to begin with. I'm 5'6'' and I weight 105 lbs. I wish I could have a body like Kim Kardashian's. Most of us girls, if we're thin, we lose out butts, hips and curves, and if we gain weight, we get fat and not in a flattering Kim Kardashian kind of way. If a normal girl has a butt then she has a fat stomach too, and if a normal girl loses weight and has a flat stomach then her ass gets flat as well. You can see this in all Hollywood actresses, they're wether chubby and gross or curveless, stick-skinny and gross. Kim Kardashian is the epitome of perfection. She has a big, nice butt, beautiful hips (which are bone induced, not fat induced you idiot, learn a little about female anatomy) a small waist, a flat, toned stomach with abs and big boobs. To top that off, she's more than stunning. She's just lucky she has really good genes, if she wanted she could get skinny like a stick like so many Hollywood actresses do, but she knows that that's not sexy, and actually, if any of those Hollywood actresses tried to have a body like hers, they'd only manage to get fat like whales because in order to get a butt like that they'd have to get an stomach as fat as a pregnant woman's, and their waists would the same size or bigger than their hips, their asses would get fat but flat and flabby, it'd be impossible for them to get the gorgeous hourglass Kim Kardashian kind of body.
This is probably one of the reasons why you're so jealous of Kim Kardashian, because she's blessed in every way and you're a fat ugly loser. That, and also because you know the second your boyfriend saw a picture of her he'd get a rock hard erection.
87. Doc - June 10, 2008 2:57 PM
#86
Kim is fat like the average American. Any female with size 40 plus inches on any part of their body is fat. Kim has size 40 plus inches on her hips which means Kim is fat. Kim was not always fat. Check out this pic of Kim because she started overeating like the average American and got fat.
http://plasticsergeant.com/home/celebrity/surgery/kim-kardashian--butt-implants
Kim got big breast implants to improve her pear shape body. Kim has fat on her stomach but she never wears anything binding so it is not noticeable. When Kim does wear tight clothes; she obviously wears body shapers to push all the fat in on her stomach, hips, and buttocks.
If you want to be fat like Kim then just eat a lot like Kim. If you want to improve your body and you gain all your weight on your stomach; then get lipo on your stomach and you will never get fat on your stomach again. If you start gaining a lot of weight on your hips and buttocks like Kim then rely on girldes and Photoshop like Kim.
Something tells me that you are really fat like
88. #86 How sad--- Another fat American in denial. - June 10, 2008 2:59 PM
How sad--- Another fat American in denial.
89. JJ - June 10, 2008 3:06 PM
#86 Wrote:
She's just lucky she has really good genes, if she wanted she could get skinny like a stick like so many Hollywood actresses
Kim is addicted to food and she could never ever get fit because she loves to eat too much and will always be fat, therefore, Kim will continue to rely on Photoshop, girdles, and bodyshapers.
90. Freddy - June 10, 2008 3:10 PM
I think #86 is Kim Kardasshian because Kim always types things like chicks are jealous of her, and she's perfect, or she's the hottest chick in the world, or guys love to jerk off to her because Kim knows she is a no talent worthless media whore that got famous for doing porn so Kim thinks all she is worth are for creepy men to jack off to her and stare at her freaky looking big girdle butt.
91. AB - June 10, 2008 3:15 PM
Kim you should embrace your large size body for a short person and do full figure modeling. You could have a big fan base with the overweight women if you would be honest with yourself and others and simply admit the following:
My name is Kim and I am overweight but I look sexy with the help of my girdles, bodyshapers, and fanny pads. Photoshop also helps me look sexy and lingerie too.
Try not be be so self absorbed, media whore, and bitchy. Try doing some charity work and perhaps the overweight women will look up to you.
92. woww - June 10, 2008 3:16 PM
And you all wonder why Kim Kardashian is famous. its because people like yourselves and myself talk about her. not that hard to figure out.
93. i agree - June 10, 2008 3:19 PM
i agree with number 86 completely.
also, i have wide hips but my upper body is thin. nothing i can do about, its just how my bone structure is built.
94. steve - June 10, 2008 3:21 PM
#92
Yes but they are all negative comments. Who wants to be famous for this? Atfter Kim's family reality show goes off the air; Kim will be desperate for attention and by that time some new no talent media whore will take her place.
very true but they are all negative comments. who wants to be famous for this? after kim's family reality show goes off the air then kim will start to fade away and a new no talent media whore will take her place.
95. DAnny - June 10, 2008 3:22 PM
#93
Do you have hips bigger than 40 inches like Kim? Kim was petite and fit at one time but then got fat and got big hips and a big butt.
96. Pizza - June 10, 2008 3:28 PM
#93
Check out this picture of Kim before she got fat
http://plasticsergeant.com/home/celebrity/surgery/kim-kardashian--butt-implants
The first picture shows Kim with a small petite body and butt and the second picture shows Kim wearing her body shaper and her butt looks bigger because her girdle lifts and shapes and the butt pads also make her butt look bigger but it covers the cellulite.
97. Mine - June 10, 2008 3:50 PM
Jackson, and all your aliases. My advice to you, is to kill yourself. Seriously! You are leading a worthless and sad life obviously, since you make it your personal mission to post crap about Kim K. on every comment board on the Superficial regradless of the context. You say the SAME SHIT every motherf-ing day under various aliases but it is still the same crap. Please go kill yourself. Please. if you need any help I would be more than happy to oblige you.
98. Hello Kim - June 10, 2008 4:00 PM
#97
Dear #97 AKA She's Perfect, Angela,Jack etc......
My advice to you Kim is to quit visiting this site before you go crazy.
No one else would worry about the negative comments but you Kim Kardashian.
We all know you are fat and use girdles and Photoshop to improve your figure and there is nothing wrong with this but you need to quit lying about it. Kim you sound like a lying pathetic bitch. Be honest about it because we all know it is true.
I would never wish someone to die but I hope you will start being honest with yourself and with the public.
99. Lulu - June 10, 2008 4:05 PM
I feel so sorry for Kim. I know she is rich and infamous for doing porn but I know she hates being fat and can't help overeating because it is a major problem in America. I know it can't be fun having to cover her butt at the beach and pool while all the hot chicks with tight butts run around the beach.
100. lol! - June 10, 2008 4:08 PM
@97 AKA Kim Kardashian
lol!
Kim you post the same boring crap every time like she's perfect or I jerk off to her or your jealous.
Kim sweetie no one believes your bogus posts.
101. Letty - June 10, 2008 4:52 PM
#86
I am 5’2” and use to have to stay at 100 pounds or else I would start gaining on my stomach. I got tired of being on a strict diet and had cosmetic surgery like Kim. But I got lipo on my stomach and Kim got breast implants. I now do not gain weight on my stomach but everywhere else and I love it. I am now 108 pounds and feel great. My measurements are 34C-24-33. I could not imagine having size 42 inch hips like Kim. This is why I exercise regularly and maintain a healthy weight. You will never ever see me covering up my butt at the beach or pool.
102. Silvia - June 10, 2008 4:58 PM
@@101
I had a similar situation like you. I would make sure my clothes were loose around the waist like Kim, so I would not get the tummy flab hanging over. I know when Kim wears tight clothes, she wears the full body shaper like me. When I wore swim suits my stomach looked flat because it was not binding my waist. I know Kim has flab on her stomach but she does the same thing I do to not make it obvious. I saw a picture of Kim wearing a one piece and she had some serious tummy flab.
103. Diana - June 10, 2008 6:41 PM
wtf? why are you all saying shes fat? shes not fat. yeah, she has a big ass but shes NOT fat and shes gorgeous. fuck off. pretty soon every single fucking girl in this world is going to commit suicide if shes not 90 damn pounds because thats obviously what you all seem to think is BEAUTY. FUCKING STUPID BASTARDS.
104. ~R~ - June 10, 2008 11:32 PM
Okay I would so go and reply to every HATE comment you guys have posted but I don't have that kind of time people. Quit with the HATE comments....she is beautiful and has a beautiful family. She wears what she wears cause she CAN and doesn't need the approval of any of you. She, in no way has to explain how she makes her money nor how she spends it. IT"S HERS! Whether she donates it to charity or spends it on herself is none of YOUR business. Her taste in men or the decisions she makes don't concern you so quit acting as if she owes some sort of explanation for every move she makes. LET IT GO! Why CAN'T she be blessed with a beautiful body without a bunch of people moving their mouths? You know why? Cause the world is full of JEALOUS people....yeah I said it! Whether she is fat, skinny, fake, real, etc....IT DOESNT FREAKIN MATTER! If you're SO TIRED of hearing about her and seeing her everywhere like you claim to be ....THEN QUIT TALKING ABOUT HER! You yourselves are the ones keeping all this alive cause you have no life and want to be in hers. LET IT GO ALREADY DAMN!
And for all you people that think it's KIM writing this cause in your sorry excuse of a brain, think no one on earth could possibly like her....wrong! Now get off the computer and go do something productive!
105. Kym - June 10, 2008 11:57 PM
Why is she still sporting that old ass LV bag like it's the latest thing out?
106. Mine - June 11, 2008 12:36 PM
Never once did I say anything positive or complimentary about Kim K. I am saying that YOU Jackson are a DUMBASS. Period. Note that YOU are the only person I am addressing because YOU are a retarded dickface. Yeah Yeah Yeah Kim is a skank yadda yadda yadda. But must you post the same thing under different names? Really? how retarded are you? You are just some French Canadian asshole with an English dictionary and no common sense.