Jun 4 2008Kim Kardashian also has a butt - that you can have lunch with or possibly on! Hurray!
Kim Kardashian is auctioning off a chance to have lunch with her famous (possibly padded) ass. Her sisters Khloe and Kourtney will also stop by the lunch for some "girl talk." NO WAY! Here're the auction details loaded with tons of plugs for Kim's store DASH. OH BOY!:
My sisters Khloe and Kourtney and I want to have lunch with you! We can talk about what it is like being in the public eye, having your own reality show, "girl talk", and of course our favorite topic - fashion! Not sure where we will meet for lunch, but it will be somewhere nice not too far from our store DASH, about 45 minutes away from Beverly Hills and Hollywood. DASH is at 4774 Park Granada #5, Calabasas, CA 91302.
After lunch, lets all go back to DASH and do some shopping! We want to help you look your best and will give you a $500 gift certificate to start out with. We all have different styles and tastes so you can be sure to get some helpful advice.
Proceeds from the auction will benefit The Dream Foundation which means (30% of) your wanton butt lust will help a good cause. Then again it's already up to eight grand, so you're looking at some serious cheddar for lunch with Kim at TGI Fridays. On top of that, you're stuck listening to her sisters talk about the pitfalls of hair removal for two hours. I dunno about this. They better throw in some potato skins or I won't even bother bidding with the Geekologist's credit card. I've got principles, dammit.
Special thanks to Brennan who better not outbid me or I'll negative feedback his ass into next week. Ha ha, just kidding. I love my readers. Next week, son...

Reader Comments
1. Deva - June 4, 2008 7:01 PM
First!!!!!!!
2. opie - June 4, 2008 7:02 PM
why is she wearing drape tassels around her enormous waist?
3. Barely Stearn - June 4, 2008 7:07 PM
Yes! Dmanit! Now this is what I'm talkin' 'bout!!!!!!!!! Bless you Kim!
4. Randal - June 4, 2008 7:09 PM
It's not a complete day at Fish unless there's a posting about one of the most beautiful women in the entertainment industry and here she is!
Kim Kardashian has become an idol, not only for men but also for women, for Kim oozes with a sexuality that very few can match. Her elegance and smarts sits above shoulders that accent deadly curves from the neck down.
A wonderful way to end a Wednesday.
Randal
5. Maan - June 4, 2008 7:09 PM
Am I getting this wrong?
"30% of the final sale price will support Dream Foundation(Small deduction may apply. Learn more)"
Kim is taking home 70% of the final auction price?? For having lunch??
6. angel - June 4, 2008 7:11 PM
i thought it was for charity, which, other than a little sickening, was fine with me. but according to ebay, only 30% of it actually goes to charity (minus a small fee). so really, she's just getting paid for her time. i feel bad for the losers bidding!
7. tommy salami - June 4, 2008 7:18 PM
if i had lunch the first question would be did ray jays urine smell like diddys ''unforgivable'' or did it smell more like ''usher'' or ''cool water'' when he peed on her
8. Rachel - June 4, 2008 7:23 PM
She's totally parked in red...nice.
9. randal's sore asshole - June 4, 2008 7:24 PM
Ouchie!
10. abc123 - June 4, 2008 7:28 PM
I need her to sit on my face and suffocate me with her perfect ass...id eat her box for hours
11. lol - June 4, 2008 7:29 PM
lol!
"Kim is auctioning off a chance to have lunch with her famous (possibly padded) ass."
Good one!
By the way Kim is a greedy worthless no talent media whore because she is only donating 30 percent. Brad and Angelina are going to sell their twins baby pictures for millions and donating all to charity. Kim deserves to have hips bigger than the rest of her body.
12. Gia - June 4, 2008 7:31 PM
I would not want to eat lunch with Kim because I would be grossed out seeing her inhale huge amounts of food. She eats too much and it shows on her 40 plus hips, big thighs, and loose butt.
13. Just Sayin - June 4, 2008 7:47 PM
And this dumb cunt is known for what ?
"socializing*
*sex tape*
*Appearances on Keeping Up with the Kardashians*
Congratulations fucktards - you've made a "Celebretard"
14. Jackson - June 4, 2008 7:54 PM
I hate the way Kim Kardaskanks breast implants look in her fat woman dress. My grandma wears dresses like the one Kim is wearing when watering her lawn. It is beyond me why some people insist on saying she has a curvy hourglass figure when her 44 inch hips are bigger than the rest of her body. Marilyn Monroe had an hourglass figure at 36-23-35 whereas Kim' measurements must be 36-29-44!
15. dj - June 4, 2008 7:58 PM
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17. Kim has a FAKE BUTT - June 4, 2008 8:03 PM
Oh God! It looks like she is wearing Angelina Jolie's maternity wear.
18. It's me Fuckers - June 4, 2008 8:04 PM
I wouldn't mind having lunch with her. But I'm not fucking paying, she has WAY more money than I do. I'd want to talk about how much of a stupid cunt Paris is. Then I would want to meet Paris so I could tell her to her face. Then I'd kick her in the cunt... fuck that, I'm not using my own foot.... hmmm... I'd use Heather Mills' leg to kick her in the cunt. Then I'd send the pictures and video to the Fish man to post here for all of you to enjoy. ;-)
19. kirby puckett - June 4, 2008 8:40 PM
who is that fine ass tan chick next to her in the white??
HEY-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
20. Barack Obama - June 4, 2008 8:50 PM
Mah first order of bidness:
All da Seeket Serrrvus whips be gettin' rims.
21. Danny - June 4, 2008 9:15 PM
check it out http://TheHumanHybrid.com
I think I found Kim Kardasian's twin sister!
22. sissy - June 4, 2008 9:24 PM
she is so pretty.I saw her on black S u gar mommy dot come. she has many fans there.
23. britney's weave - June 4, 2008 10:44 PM
@20, that is so wrong, yet so fucking funny.
24. Ted from LA - June 4, 2008 11:23 PM
This is great. Shop more you stupid fuck Americans. What did your fearless leader say after 9/11. Shop. Inside job?
25. Mr. Laughs - June 4, 2008 11:25 PM
The audacity of this chick! "We can talk about having your own reality show and being in the public eye?" SHUT...THE...FUCK...UP...NOW!!!! I hope she's banking her money, because she's at about 14:59.
26. TheJoker07 - June 4, 2008 11:26 PM
I'll bid just to have her sit on my face.
27. fthat - June 4, 2008 11:35 PM
How fucking nasty!!! Hey Kim, fat nasty chicks wear moomoos like that. Oh ya your obese. do the world a fucking favor and lose weight. All you fat fucks! Your a huge weight on the environment. The fucking cars alone use sooo much more gas haulin you fat asses places than it would a skinny bitch.
also all the more everything you use cause your bigger than normal. Fatt people SUCK
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29. DarkSecret - June 5, 2008 12:14 AM
Ummm.... she catches my nuttbutter..................
30. freddy bb - June 5, 2008 12:16 AM
Does she have any discernible talent except for her boobs and ass?
31. b - June 5, 2008 1:49 AM
Hey there number 4. Your the reason why this country is so fucked up. If you really believe all that BS that you put in your post you need to put a pistol in your mouth and save some oxygen for others. MORON.
32. GregTheNiggerFromRealWorld - June 5, 2008 2:56 AM
Hi I am a stupid, vain, nigger.
33. cady - June 5, 2008 3:15 AM
hohoho, I saw her profile on the celebrities/rich men seeking affairs site S u g a r daddy connect.c om last week. It said she is interested in seeking a rich man for sugar daddy on that site! what a fool woman!
34. coco - June 5, 2008 7:52 AM
Flubber Flubber Flubber Flubber.
She's like the Michelin Man, only with more spare tyres. And smells like stale urine. And needs a good, long sit on the crapper.
35. My Name - June 5, 2008 9:02 AM
Gia and Jackson are the same annoying ass person.
36. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - June 5, 2008 9:21 AM
I'd like them to fashionably tag team on my cock.
37. gotmilk? - June 5, 2008 9:55 AM
why do these people think they they are so famous that people actually would want to have lunch with them, nevermind PAY to have lunch with them? get over your fat fucking selves. you're pretty much worthless.
38. Hi Kim - June 5, 2008 11:38 AM
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Hi Kim,
You suck and have a big loose ass and you rely on girdles and butt pads to improve your figure because you have humongous hips!
People are so sick of Kim that no one is posting anymore. I got sick of Paris Herpes so I do not post when her pic comes up and I'm done with Kim too.
Later
39. angela - June 5, 2008 12:08 PM
So sick of everyone saying she compares to Marilyn Monroe.
And then, Marilyn Monroe was a size 12, blah blah blah.
Sizes have changed people... today she'd be a size 4. And Ms. Kim is no where near a size 4.
But anyway... I find it funny people are bidding on this and she's making 70% of the profits. I guess there's a lot of guys out there that are into fat chicks with "a gorgeous face" (ie. 10 lbs of makeup). I wonder how much she'll go for.
I guess she probably needs the money... that's ok. This just confirms that she's more a prostitute than I had even imagined.
40. Doc - June 5, 2008 12:41 PM
I agree #39.
Marilyn Monroe's hips were not bigger than the rest of her body like Kim's big hips. Marilyn had a curvy hourglass shape with measurements of 36-24-35. Kim's measurements must be 36-29-44. Kim has a pear shape body because her hips are bigger than the rest of her body. Kim is like the average American because she is more than 30 pounds overweight. Kim is greedy and it shows by her only donating 30 percent of the profits. Kim deserves to be addicted to food, eat too much and be fat. She also deserves to have a droopy big wide butt with cellulite and she has to rely on girdles and butt pads to make her huge rear end look perky.
41. investigator T.C. - June 5, 2008 12:49 PM
Yep, buttpads
42. Grunion - June 5, 2008 12:49 PM
Mmmm saggy
43. Grunion - June 5, 2008 12:52 PM
#24 I take it all this "inside job" shit refers to the hamster currently up you ass?
Ted form LA/Richard Gere. Inside job?
44. gerard Vandenberg - June 5, 2008 12:57 PM
Please kimmi, don't try to get slim and slender.
You are finally a different sort of celeb.
With BIG TITS, A BIG ASS and flesh on the bones.
BE PROUD OF IT.
Just show it all!!
45. FCS - June 5, 2008 1:05 PM
"and of course our favorite topic - fashion!"
Ah yes the Fashion "industry'. Created out of thin air so ignorant, vain people could pretned to have an interest outside of themselves. When I think of all the advances and benifits brought to this world by this "industry" I almost weep.
Fucking moron gypsy.
46. Fat Alberta - June 5, 2008 1:35 PM
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Yes I agree. We Americans love to eat and we have the highest overweight related health problems of all time like diabetes, high cholesterol, and high blood pressure. Why exercise and maintain a healthy fit body when we can rely on girdles and Photoshop. We can also wear sarongs when wearing a swimsuit. We can also rely on cosmetic surgery like you Kim. Kim keep on eating your typical lunch like burgers and KFC and let your hips get wider!
Thin may be in but fat is where it is at!
47. less fat, more hot - June 5, 2008 1:36 PM
ENOUGH WITH THIS TRANNY ALREADY SUPERFISH!
For fucks sake your site needs to move the fuck on from this fucking man-faced gypsy pig.
48. r - June 5, 2008 1:39 PM
is this a joke? so she keeps 70% ( the fee comes out of the 30%)...
So the bid is at 8,000 and
OMG
how generous... they will give you $500 to "get started" for shoping at THEIR store!
The winner of this dinner i guarantee you won't even be a girl. It probably is some horny ass creep who is used to paying for high priced hookers.
49. whocareswhothischickis? - June 5, 2008 2:24 PM
And all I'm left to say is..
Who is she again?
Why would anyone want to pay to have lunch with her?
Is she the chick that leaked her own sex pee tape?
50. My name - June 5, 2008 3:16 PM
Gia and Jackson and Hi Kim are STILL the same person and are RETARDED.
51. Bidding for lunch? - June 5, 2008 3:19 PM
Bidding for lunch? No thanks; in fact I'd get up and leave if she walked in the door.
I suppose someone in our mindless celebrity infatuated culture will do it, but I think it's a truly tasteless thing to do. Pro sports, celebs, politics, all garbage, just garbage . . .
I'd happily throw my feces at any of a number of famous people including KK, Madonna, McCain, BO, Billary, Tom Cruise, Brangelina and any number of others if I wouldn't get in trouble for it.
52. HA! HA! - June 5, 2008 3:27 PM
KIM HAS 40 PLUS HIPS HA! HA! HA!
KIM RELIES ON GIRDLES AND BUTT PADS HA! HA! HA!
KIM DOES NOT HAVE AN HOURGLASS FIGURE CUZ HER HIPS ARE THE BIGGEST PART OF HER BODY HA! HA! HA!
53. AJ - June 5, 2008 3:29 PM
Butt Pad Kim is a greedy fat bitch! How about you keep 30 percent and give 70 pecent to charity you self absorbed porn whore and no talent media whore.
54. Caminador - June 5, 2008 3:38 PM
I can't believe this hasn't been mentioned yet... by far, my favorite part of the auction description is the location. "We don't know where we'd eat yet, but it will be somewhere nice, close to our store, blah blah, JUST 45 MINUTES FROM BEVERLY HILLS AND HOLLYWOOD in CALABASAS." Is that how it works? You can be a part of Beverly Hills and Hollywood, no matter what your location, by putting "just" in front of the time it takes to drive there? Incredible!
Calabasas, the poor man's Malibu.
55. Avoiding LA by Living in the OC - June 5, 2008 3:55 PM
I hate Calabasas because it is so hot in the summer and so much smog.
56. Border Line Retard - June 5, 2008 3:56 PM
#50
You sound like a retard!
57. JimmyBachaFungool - June 5, 2008 3:59 PM
I want Kourtney to ride my cock while Kim suffocates me sitting on my face. For the money shot I won't both on their knees, fighting over it.
Khloe can go out and get us coffee while we're doing this. After, I want to shower with Kim and go to their home and hang out with Bruce Jenner. When he goes to bed, the action starts all over again.
As Khloe goes out for more coffee.
58. Eva - June 5, 2008 4:08 PM
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Everytime I see Kim it makes me want to work extra hard at the gym because her big hips and big butt are scary.
59. Myrtle Girdle - June 5, 2008 4:11 PM
Kim is wearing a loose dress because she does not feel like wearing her uncomfortable girdle with butt pads. I have size 42 hips and wearing a girdle all day is uncomfortable.
60. not important - June 5, 2008 5:42 PM
Only in America can someone become famous sheerly from the size of her ass. That, and getting peed on.
Oh, and I'm American.
61. Kim' a Super Freaky - June 6, 2008 11:19 AM
Kim got famous for doing porn and wearing girdles with butt pads that make her huge loose butt look perky and the paps love taking pictures of her huge reshaped butt due to girdle with butt bads because it makes her big butt look unnaturally freaky.
Kim's a super freak, super freak, she's really freaky!
62. John Paul - June 6, 2008 2:06 PM
Shop with Kim Kardashian on ebaY *WHAT A JOKE*
Is this serious? ebaY is promoting this like crazy on there homepage and she is only donating 10% of the proceeds 30% for the lunch auction. WOW 10%. As if these people don't make enough money for doing nothing and having one of the most abnormal mothers in the world, now eBay is helping them make more money by selling there designer stuff that they probably got for free anyway. You're better than that ebaY. What a stupid world we live in......
63. Lola - June 6, 2008 2:28 PM
I think Kim K is an amazingly beautiful young lady..... Her and her sisters and her mother. There's nothing superficial about her or her personality. If you want to pick on someone, please pick on that toothpick manly looking walking disease Paris Hilton. Kim has a beautiful body, and an ass of a Goddess.... She's the complete package. I mean just take a look at her. And to say she wears an asspad? LMAO.... That's ridiculous.... Just look at the outline of her body. And when she walks, her booty walks with her. That's impossible if she were wearing an asspad.....Even with NO makeup on and her hair in a ponytail, she's still drop dead gorgeous. And to call her FAT or WIDE WAIST or cottage cheese ass, you're all ridiculously retarded. Never in a million years would anyone in their right mind look at this young lady and pass up on her. Yes she's privilaged. But come on, if you were in her shoes and you're constantly being hounded and stalked and hated on, how would you feel? Please leave this beautiful woman alone. There are ALOT of screw-ups in Hollywood to pick on. I.E Paris, Lindsay and those asstard faggots Speidi or whatever the hell they call themselves.
Kim K, keep your head up and ignore all these haters. You're a beautiful young lady and I wish you all the happiness in the world. Leave the haters to do what they do best.... AND HATE
64. where's my wallet? - June 7, 2008 3:53 PM
Actually, I'd give my right testicle to spend a night with this bitch.
Superfish, you have no taste man, no taste at all.
65. Gov - June 12, 2008 2:09 PM
Everyone here is in agreement that Kim has a big butt. But it is annoying that Kim denies wearing girdles and girdles with butt pads. When Kim wears tight dresses she wears her girdle with butt pads to hide the dimples and cellulite and her butt looks bigger and weird. Other than that Kim wears a shelf girdle that lifts and shapes. Here is a picture of Kim not wearing a girdle. Notice how Kim’s butt does not look perky as when she wears a girdle. Also notice how Kim’s butt is melting into her big thighs.
http://www.spreadit.info/kim-and-kourtney-kardashian-butt-flash/
I work for the government and have a lot of time to play. Most government workers work 4 hours a day. It is very hard to get fired from the government.
66. Gov - June 12, 2008 2:09 PM
Everyone here is in agreement that Kim has a big butt. But it is annoying that Kim denies wearing girdles and girdles with butt pads. When Kim wears tight dresses she wears her girdle with butt pads to hide the dimples and cellulite and her butt looks bigger and weird. Other than that Kim wears a shelf girdle that lifts and shapes. Here is a picture of Kim not wearing a girdle. Notice how Kim’s butt does not look perky as when she wears a girdle. Also notice how Kim’s butt is melting into her big thighs.
http://www.spreadit.info/kim-and-kourtney-kardashian-butt-flash/
I work for the government and have a lot of time to play. Most government workers work 4 hours a day. It is very hard to get fired from the government.
67. Foxy Fannie - June 12, 2008 2:15 PM
This is one of Kim's favorties!
Get a Foxy Fanny with our newest padded panty design! Our loyal customers asked for silicone padded panties and here they are. In a traditional panty cut with a midrise waistline, this shaper offers the best of both worlds...a flat tummy and perky booty.
The Foxy Fanny's 1/2" silicone pads provide a subtle and moderate rounding affect. An additional set of 1" thick foam pads ship with the Foxy Fanny for the best of both worlds...with this one panty set you can choose to have a subtle boost, a big boost, silicone pads or lightweight foam pads.
Both pad sets fit securely in a pad pocket and are removable for convenient wash and wear. Spandex and Nylon mesh controls and tones the waist and hips while the removable pads "perkify" the backside.
http://www.lovemybubbles.com/padded-panty-silicone.shtml
68. Foxy Fannie - June 12, 2008 2:15 PM
This is one of Kim's favorties!
Get a Foxy Fanny with our newest padded panty design! Our loyal customers asked for silicone padded panties and here they are. In a traditional panty cut with a midrise waistline, this shaper offers the best of both worlds...a flat tummy and perky booty.
The Foxy Fanny's 1/2" silicone pads provide a subtle and moderate rounding affect. An additional set of 1" thick foam pads ship with the Foxy Fanny for the best of both worlds...with this one panty set you can choose to have a subtle boost, a big boost, silicone pads or lightweight foam pads.
Both pad sets fit securely in a pad pocket and are removable for convenient wash and wear. Spandex and Nylon mesh controls and tones the waist and hips while the removable pads "perkify" the backside.
http://www.lovemybubbles.com/padded-panty-silicone.shtml
69. world's horniest man - September 29, 2008 8:46 PM
i think kim kardashian is hot as hell ifuckinn luv her ass and her big ass titties fuck all you haters that think kim is ugly kim i luv you!!
70. denisse - December 1, 2008 6:53 PM
ok, I have the Foxy Fanny and it's awesome for girls with no butt - but I seriously doubt that Kim Kardashian wears it. She need no "boost" from silicone padded panties!
71. Kim - March 31, 2009 5:53 PM
Kim wears the butt bra. It's for chicks with big saggy butts that need a lift. I wear one too and I'm like Kim; I would not leave home without wearing one.
http://www.lovemybubbles.com/shopBB.shtml