Jun 16 2008Katherine Heigl in a bikini has the poise of a Yeti

She is not a cute as my goat. And first you scum sucking ass wipes.

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Frist!!

This needs theme music...

her face is flawless, but her body... meh.

Good thing she's been so careful to bank a whole lot of goodwill, or these pictures might be used in mean spirited way. Kudos on the definitive white ass, about as good as it ever gets: flabby with cellulite, but somehow flat and undersized in places. No question, the nigs are after our wimmin for the status, not the sex.

ha ha ha ha ha ha..... that was awesome

KH, shut the hell up already... no one gives a rat's ass about your opinions

hubby's kinda on the ugly side too

I think she looks fine!

Mehh!!

She should close her mouth about her show's writers and that would also keep all the food from piling on her ass and thighs

I'd rather be riding the wave in pic. 5.

I know, I know, too long. The only time Jimbo's fingers work that hard is when grandma is having her dryness problem...

I love how guys have this preconceived notion of what a women is supposed to look like at the beach, from viewing supposedly candid shots of stars who call the paps, stage the shots and decide which ones they can use. Just check out the bikini pics of Kim Kardashian. Oh, or do all women naturally walk around on their tippy toes when they wear a bikini...

I love how guys have this preconceived notion of what a women is supposed to look like at the beach, from viewing supposedly candid shots of stars who call the paps, stage the shots and decide which ones they can use. Just check out the bikini pics of Kim Kardashian. Oh, or do all women naturally walk around on their tippy toes when they wear a bikini...

How the fuck did that wave not knock her on her fat ass in pic 5?

And seriously, she looks like Chewbacca in that pic, great reference

she looks awesome, but bikini tops like that look good on no one.

Yeah yeah yeah, bring on the Women's Studies 101 comments, they're sooooo...SEXY!

Anyway, I don't think anybody will be surprised by these pictures. She's well known for bad eating, exercise, and smoking habits. She peaked really early, not unlike that other health nut, Lindsay.

dang girl, wtf happened to your tight bod? i guess she got married and let herself go. hit the gym you flabby , jiggly piece of jello!!!

No. Smarten up fish!

Randal

At least Mistress Jiggly didn't load herself down with pretentious accessories at the beach.

She's got some minor flaws, and they could be fixed quite easily by proper diet and exercise, getting off cigarettes, and getting hit in the face as needed until she learns what not to say.

The hottest part about Katherine is that she smokes. Give her a break. Smoking is sexy!

The hottest part about Katherine is that she smokes. Give her a break. Smoking is sexy!

why do i get the feeling that the men writing this are sitting at their cubicles (think office space) criticizing a gorgeous woman who if they saw in real life they would cream their jeans...and i'm sure all of your girlfriends or wives look better in a bathingsuit, oh wait, DOUBT IT. fuckin losers

Is she a mommy? She looks like a mommy. No offence to mommies.

#23 - congrats, you win the obligatory "I don't know what site I'm on" comment award.

I'd still rape her, but exclusively out of anger for all her conceited talk, not because her body is worth taking.

WHY do you STUPID bitches wear such fucking hideous bikini's??? All I see everywhere is fugly out of shape bitches wearing bikini's that make them look even fuglier.
Big mouth here needs a bikini bottom that is made of a strong fabric that will fit and lift and have a nice bandeau around the hips it's much more flattering that way, this nasty bottom is riding up at the back and is totally flimsy which is not good for lumpy cellulite ridden boddies it's sliding around on her fat ass like a wet pair of cotton underwear, no bitches that look does not flatter you and YES it makes you look FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.
Secondly that top is fucking gastly and makes her boobs look like two old mushy mangoes. Get some fucking underwire you dumfuck skanks and make your boobs look round and perky. What the fuck is it with these hideous strappless shapeless weirdo bikini tops that make your tits look like ASS??
Bitch also needs to work out eat healthy and stop fucking smoking. She looked flawless in "My Father the Hero" too bad she was 14 then, that's what you call a peek to soner, if you look like you're 20 when you are 14 by the time you reach your 20's you'll look like a fat middle aged house wife.

"Rumble rumble...I walk down to water and play...." She has the worst posture and the ugliest ass I've ever seen. Beside that, she smokes (ew) and is a class A bitch. I don't understand why some people (commenters) still think she's hot shit.

I like big girls. Bring 'em on!

#26 What is your address, I'll send you a xanax..

thanx friend

#26.....whoa...chill the fuck out. Seriously, you spent far too much time thinking that paragraph through. That or you've got a lot of pent up rage about bikini wear these days.....your one of those people that run other drivers off the road for going 5 miles over the speed limit aren't you? ....sheesh.

I really don't see what's ugly about her. She looks normal. Above average. I wouldn't use these pics as a desktop wallpaper, but still, I really doubt that guys (like me) who waste their time commenting on "babe-blogs" can afford to be picky enough to consider KH unattractive.

#31. I am a very calm driver, but yes I have a lot of anger about many things including how badly people dress (my anger is not pent up though I let it out through writing and then move on) it's just unfathomable to me that people can look in the mirror and think they look good when they look awful, she could look so much better; gawd Britney is rubbing off on a lot of women "how horribly awful can an attractive girl make herself look?" The sky is the limit I see.

First tell me you wear a FLATTERING bikini that's my xanax.

Note to women there is a difference between a flattering bikini and a fatering bikini. See pictures of Kim, Catherine or Jennifer Love Hewiit for fatering bikini's on out of shape women.

she could use some fine tuning, but i agree that if any of these douchebags saw her in real life they would be blown away and surely haven't experienced an encounter with someone half as good looking as KH.
note to Katie- not a flattering suit. and yes dear, quit the smoking. you're too pretty for that shit.

#31. If women today put half as much thought into picking out bikini's and into healthy eating and working out as #26 put into that rant the beach would not be the horror show it is today.

Well, my bikini is way better than that undersized tube top she's got going there!!

I'm not the one that should be judging myself in my own bikini though, but I think it looks ok on me

Fuck her, I'd hit that monster wave in pic 6.

WHOA!!!!! Check the excellent Camel Toe! I heart this broad!!!

Where's the money shot? Memo to guys with cameras who click pictures of women in bikinis - the best angle is when they bend over. This shoot is garbage without the moon pic. I'm sorry... but if Jen can bend over for a rogue pap with a picture machine - then so can a C-lister. Your average National Geographic is more of a turn-on than this crapola.

Haha my butler Isabel was her butler at Las Ventanas... hahaha she looks weird...

That's good First (sorry for calling you first, twas a typo), you have demonstrated a good understanding of what bikini's look like shit on women, that was better than a xanax, thank you and enjoy the beach you deserve it.

Remember ladies you must earn the right to go to the beach in a bikini, unspoiled beaches are a beautiful part of nature and nature doesn't need badly dressed fat bitches shitting all over it.

Her husband makes her look even uglier, we know she is a loud mouth bitch she looks very mediocre and just plain bad for a person who is paid partially for their looks and has the money to look their best., so what does she have going for her? Anyway back to the husband the fact that an ugly man can get her makes you realize that she is really not all that.

Lol at #38.

If I was a man I would hit her, but her ass being so close to the ocean seems hazardous, we've already had one Tsunami.

I'm here to offend you.

FUCK I meant Frist. Fucking typos. I think I'll take that xanax now.

God I hate this bitch. She has a quite the attitude for someone who's only achievements are co-star and co-star.

She's not that attractive, but the idea that smoke comes out of her pussy after sex is quite an intriguing feature.

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sharpeidude - we go back man I'm tellin' you. I would recognize your wit anywhere. We should swap wives sometime.

- That smoke trick is just dry ice and vodka - but I swear it never gets old.

She looks beautiful and obviously looks happy, I would love to see what a few of you look like.

i think people misunderstood what she meant by not accepting the nomination. i think her body is perfect and natural...

The backdrop of picture #6 is really weird, it looks like she and that guy are about to get crushed by liquid hell, and they're standing there laughing? The water looks calm in all the other pictures, I guess #6 was just photoshopped. Weird.

P.S. So it's not the greatest bikini, its her life, she's enjoying it... get over it. Go enjoy your lives too people, it's freaking summer.

she always seems like such a cunt, and her "beauty" is nothing but make-up and push-up bras

#48 and #49,

With all due respect, you are both crazy. This chick 's body is far from "perfect" or "beautiful." Granted she would look good if she was 45 or 50, but she is 29. That means that she is lazy with poor eating habits. If she continues to be a bitchy slob, her career is going to take a nosedive.

I think her body looking all flabby is mostly due to her bikini. For some reason it makes her body look chunky. If you try to look beyond that bikini its actually quite perky. I admit her poise is horrible.

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She's 29??? I thought everyone was being too hard on her, but knowing that: Katherine Heigl, get thee to a 3-month yoga retreat, pronto.

wtf superfish, Katherine Heigl is a fuckin hottie. Arthritic grandmother my ass.

too much gut, too much thight, saggy boobs, and she is a mean bitch who smokes. I hope she gets fired from her dumb tv show and fades back into oblivion

Picture 6 = Tsunami.

A teensy bit flabby and smokers are fucking gross and pathetic, but other than that, she looks way better than what any of you douche bags could get.

Ew, wtf is hot about her? She's plain, she's full of herself, and she sucks. I think she's sorta ugg, too...

Katherine, if you're reading this: GET OVER YOURSELF

WomantoWoman....Ok Ok, sooooooooooooo what exactly would you suggest a woman who doesn't have a great body, or is overweight or whatever, wear to the beach? And we all know they're going to go regardless of what they look like and you kjnow they're going to wear something skimpy...so what would you suggest for a fat woman?

I'm with #29. And KH looks fine in these pics... I don't care for her as an actress or respect her recent Emmy move, but her body is pretty bangin'.

I always did find Katherine Heigl rather plain-looking by Hollywood standards. You could pick any chick off the street, do her makeup and she'd be just as good (if not, better). And she's kind of a bitch to boot. Not a fan.

please look at picture 12. How in the hell is that considered fat! Just because she is not 5'0 weighing in at 99 lbs like your 12 year old daughter and other "hott" movie stars. You people have no right to judge since im almost positive none of your significant others look this good in a swimsuit. You people sicken me and are the reason why girls get eating disorders and think they are fat when they dont weigh under 120. If you saw her in real life she would look amazing.

please look at picture 12. How in the hell is that considered fat! Just because she is not 5'0 weighing in at 99 lbs like your 12 year old daughter and other "hott" movie stars. You people have no right to judge since im almost positive none of your significant others look this good in a swimsuit. You people sicken me and are the reason why girls get eating disorders and think they are fat when they dont weigh under 120. If you saw her in real life she would look amazing.

And you all know she smokes because you all know her personally?? Funny... I didn't see a cigarette in her hand in any of these pics. Smoking IS pretty gross though. Who wants to smell an ashtray while bangin that?!. ...Hmmm... Wait. *I* would!! She's effing HOT!

I want Katherine Heigl to blow cigarette smoke in my mouth as we french kiss and fuck. That would be paradise, unlike Mexico!

P.S. - Why do they seem so oblvious to the tidal wave about to squash them?

omg i have that exact same bikini from gina tricot!! i can't believe she shops there :D

heck, the girl's a size 4 call the anorexic police!

... come on people, stop pretending you're better looking than katherine and admit she's a babe. over and out.

Are you all blind or just stupid....Those fucking pics were obviously photoshopped.

#62. For a woman who is overweight (hopefully trying to eat healthily and work out and become not overweight) I would suggest a tasteful one piece with a matching skirt, the kind you can swim in. It should have lots of support, a slimming effect (like those body shaping garments) and show off some cleavage or if the person is not busty a nice color or pattern to complement the skin and hair colour. Also a little effort on hair and nice sunglasses goes a long way, wearing some nice healed sandals while not swimming and lounging will elongate the figure.

Don't take my comments to heart they are satirical. Yeah it's nice to look your best, but there's a fuckload more to life than what your ass looks like in a bikini and anyone who thinks differently is a lunatic.

This website is proof that no one is immune to vicious superficial criticism so you might as well be happy, develop a thick skin, an "I don't give a fuck what people think attitude", rid your life of douchebags who bring you down and never put much importance on wealth, fame, and looks because the loosers who have or strive to have ONLY those things are miserable fucking trainwrecks.

Take a close look at #10

#71. The pics of her in amgazines are photoshopped to hell and give a pretty fucked up illusion of what she really looks like. Even if these were altered, which I don't think they were, her posture is hedious and she is not in great shape and that's a fact.

Let her smoke if she fucking wants to. Jesus.

Let her smoke if she fucking wants to. Jesus.

cellulite city + an unflattering bikini= yeeech. I was under the impression this chick was long and lanky; espc in the leg dept. But all I see here are little tree stumps. Although these pics do seem a bit fixed...maybe someone was seeking revenge for her snippy comments about the awards ceremonies she was too good for and set her up???

hahaha suckstobeyou, love your comment. anyone that thinks she's fat or gross, i guarantee you'd kill to be her and you're probably just some overweight pig

Looking old and lumpy.

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I dunno if you remember her in the movie "My Father, the Hero" with Gererd Depardieu, pretty old movie and she was so young back then, but so beautiful and natural..a real natural beauty. I don´t understand what happened to her.. maybe it´s smoking..actually these are the first pics I see where she is not holding a cig.. and she is always wearing so much makeup, don´t think she needs it. she should return to that naturalness and healthy lifestyle

She's not fat by any means, she just needs to ditch that style of bikini top. Makes the boobs look saggy, and at her age I'm going to just assume they aren't.

where are you seeing cellulite? leaving her personality out of this (b/c i dont really know shit about it), i think she looks fine. look at her arm in 11 & 12, and her hip bones in 7 & 8. her belly and posture probably come from being wasted.. i recognize that move as the drunk determined walk, which looks better when fully clothed. plus... real boobs!! id bone this before most of the other bitches posted on this site recently.. (phoebe price?? heidi montag boulder tits??)

hehe.....Chewbacca.......too funny

"RAWWWWRRRRR"

Katherine Heigl > 1337

JESUS with that HUGE wave behind her in the picture no. 5, looks like a friggin tsunami!!!

Bottom line is she is a staunch feminist and she clearly does not work out, probably because she thinks she would be bowing to Hollywood expectations if she did. As a result, although not fat, she is clearly not in great shape. Sure she may not be "fat" but she sure as hell is nowhere near tone. And sometimes that can be just as gross as fat.

I think she is really pretty. The bikini is ugly and she is not the most graceful person on Earth, but she is far more attractive than most of the population, including the pasty, flabby office workers who look at this website.

What the fuck is up with "meh"? Does anyone actually ever say that out loud?

You can't be a cunt and look like that.

Wow, a lot of angry people in this site. Anger behind the keyboard means you are really really unhappy about your own life....

The pictures are relaxed and normal. She is not posing, she is relaxing at the beach with her husband and friends. There is no photoshop either-darling dumb American men, do you really think your Maxim chicks have those perfectly smooth bodies? Dahling, I hate to disappoint you: they are all cleaned up. Katherine is beautidul and smart and her body is very good. NO ONE has a totally flawless body, unless you are 15 (even then there can be skin spots).

It just makes me laugh to think the fat lards behind their computers even dare to criticize a woman they would NEVER be able to get...ha ha.

#52-her body is perfect for being natural. most women have cellulite, god forbid. not every woman has silicone or have to be cut with muscle. dont most men like women who are soft anyways?her stomach is ript enough

#91,

What are you, an idiot? Soft breasts, maybe. But soft, or in this case pudgy and saggy, not even. Keep in mind that she is (or was) a Hollywood sex symbol. And she is not even 30 yet she looks like this? Does she have any kids? Because if so she might deserve a pass.

Her manager is clearly not doing his/her job. She needs to hit the gym.

I think she had a HEAVY period at the time folks!!

Just when I thought this chick couldn't become less interesting, I was proved wrong. Grey's is done, u can only make the same movie so many times and in a couple years, BOOM, back to obscurity and reality TV guest appearances

Looks better than Britney. If she hit the gym hard for 90 days, she would be rockin. Not in train wreck shape, but could be better. Average woman. With curves. Just needs to firm up is all. Not fat. And I bet she takes it in the pooper.

PunkA,
You hit the nail right on the head. I agree 100%. Not fat, but not looking great either. Nothing that some gym work won't fix.

#95 yeah she does anal, but ruins by talking the whole time.

That's not a good bikini on her.
Her boobs are too big for it, it makes them look saggy x)

In Pic Index #13 especially, she looks like a saggy 50+ gramma.

If sharon Stone (who is now 50) gained 20 pounds, she'd look like this Heigl bitch.

She's letting herself go. Not wise, Kathy, because your tits are much of the reason for your career.

i bet everyone of you criticizing KH's bod has a little wiener.

Does she have scoliosis?

i bet everyone of you criticizing the criticizers here is even fatter and sloppier than Heigl.

saggy boobs ..

Apparently, she's pussy-whipped Josh into shaving and/or severly manscaping his chest. In the pre-marrieage photos, you could tell he was pretty hairy but no more. I wonder if they took his balls to Mexico or left them at home on the shelf?

Apparently, she's pussy-whipped Josh into shaving and/or severely man-scaping his chest. In their pre-marriage photos, you could tell he was pretty hairy but no more. I wonder if she let him take his balls to Mexico or made him leave them at home?

She's not fat at all. You're all idiots. That is a female of average weight. Learn what it looks like. I bet you're all eating junkfood right now and sitting on your own cellulite as we speak and have no room to talk.

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she is fucking gorgeous! i can guarantee you everyone flaming her here is just jealous... either that you arent as hot as her, or wouldnt be able to get someone as hot as her. she is successful and beautiful... jealousy is a bitch!

when I saw her face from the distance I thought it was Jessica Alba gone back to blonde hair.

thanx friend

@ 110 I love the bleeding heart comments. I have to say I'm totally jealous of the trash bag ass and the cellulite and the sweaty fold underneath her grandmother tits. This site is dedicated to bringing celebs down - miss that? I could say I hope she gets raped by Amy Winehouse's hair and it's all good. Its the fucking internet.

By the way, this was probably the greatest post in the last few months. Fucking fantastic.