Jun 18 2008Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong act like they didn't just have sex in his apartment

I think the expression also says "he like to have a bike seat rammed up his ass during sex."

Who hasn't this chick fucked in the last 4 months?

OMFG IM FIRST!!!

FIRST!!!

I wonder if she wore her favorite red bikini bottoms that she pulls up her ass.

I wonder if she wore her favorite red bikini bottoms that she pulls up her ass.

same thing Burke says

I ate that lost testicle. fried it up with onions and it was out of this world

She had a ball

Irregardless, she's got a {pacino} GREAT ASS! I'm sure Lance enjoyed the feeling of his ball slapping against it.

or "Bitch, it's sunny out here; do your job, get my umbrella and shade me."

Where's Matthew McConaughey... Oh yes, playing a soon to be pa!

She's got a nut on her hands all right.

what a heartless little whore she is..... she needs to stop chasing men and take care of her fucking kid.... stupid face

Leave Kate Hudson alone! I mean look at that figure... that gorgeous face, those hips, that ass, her washboard chest... I mean, enough is enough already...

Nah....she stills laughing because she can't get the visual of one nut hanging down out of her head

Washboard chest - ahhh haa ha haaaaaaaaaaaa

I've had that same experience. It's not a laughing matter. No wonder I'm jaded and bitter. Women are so cruel to me.

I've been with my wife since I was sixteen so I honestly don't know: Is it me, or are celebrities bigger sluts than the average girl?

That was a good one Fish. LOL.

oh, #3 - douche bag
#9 - LOL

Two sluts having fun!

"1 Nut Wonder" & "Mosquito Bites" go for a walk.

He made a great decision when he dumped that old "crow"..hehehehehe. Kate is smokin hot!

ok..is she EVER with her son?

@18

How'd you guess I have one nut????

Fucking Tijuana, that place is the worst..

My tits are bigger than hers. Get the magnifying glass, I'll prove it.

in related news, owen wilson just bought a bag of smack and a box of razor blades.

Armstrong death watch... Day 17...

really likin that so freaking hot section.

1. animal hairdos???
2. saggy tits
3. two lawn and leaf size garbage bags full of large curd cottage cheese
4. hot but herpetic
5. pasty mcskullface - - she looks like a ghost white version of baracka from mortal kombat
6. scabies and herpetic
7. queen la-fuckin-tifah??
8. hot but pregnant.... and herpetic - thanks jeter.

the slut in the 4 slot is the only thing i can jack off to. is it entirely random what goes in the so freaking hot section?

Armstrong is a douche. I can't believe I used to admire that guy.

"Could've used more testicle." is classic

He she's thinking "could use more testicle"...then he's probably thinking "where did her boobs go". Seriously, did she have a double mastectomy so she could empathize with him on what it's like to have cancer surgery?

These two are fucking media whores, nothing more. "Alert the press, we just had a nooner!!"

@19, i've only been with your wife for the last couple years but i'd say she is as much of a slut as the celebs.

With his ping pong ball implant, he probably sounded like Forrest Gump playing the Taiwanese table tennis team.......

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his belt and shoes don't match....just saying...

Jimbo thanks for your hillarious comments!

LA is too big of a narcissist to last too long with any woman. I give this another 6 weeks, then Kate moves on. I mean, have you seen Lance's ex-wife? The chick is gorgeous. Hotter than Kate, if you can beleive it. I guess he just wants to use that one nut as much as possible with as many women as possible before it falls off from "Living Strong".

35

This is because he broke his brown belt when her used it to strap Kate to the bedpost!

I'm really offended how much ass Lance has gotten since I got diseased. I only had his wife. Without me, he's had more ass than a woman's public bathroom.

@33 Touche.

Cute couple. Lance has 1 nut, and Kate 2 teets combined make a nice, large A-Cup.

lance is a fucking tool. there, i said it. hopefully next time he'll get anal cancer. try and cure that shit doctors!

LOL that headline is dead on.

LOL Classic headline fish

http://www.bangbull.com/details/23486-523/Sensual_girl.html

Notice how he stays in front of her as if she isn't even there. First sign that the one nut has been emptied.

Second sign, she reaches out at another point to touch and connect to him.
Lance's reaction. Get the fuck off of me who the fuck are you?

Third sign, Lance gives a shit about his suit. He doesn't give two shits about her when she's dressed.

Oh and nice suit Lance.

I used to like him too. But that was before he started threatening Greg Lemond if he said anything about him doing drugs. Cycling is fucked with drugs.

@46: My thoughts exactly. Well said.

Kate Hudson is a no talent home wrecking slut. Lance Armstrong is a dirt ball too. These 2 pieces of filth deserve each other.

"Classless act with a cute ass"
Snake Hudson is still stalking hollywood streets for someone she hasn't boffed yet ..... Good-Luck-With-That

Any bets on how long this will last?

Man does this douche have a type or what; bland, blonde and titless. Poor guy he just can't get over Matthew McConaughey.

@ 24, yeah, i saw a pic of them somewhere. poor kid looks like a mini-chris robinson without the beard.

Yes/ in related news, owen wilson just bought a bag of smack and a box of razor blades. I checked such news on horsematch.com before.

are you people serious? when in the flying fuck did it become acceptable to ridicule someone for having survived cancer?? it is one thing to ridicule stupid celebrities and the mistakes they make, but it is simply irresponsible and just plain trashy to poke fun at a true man who overcame so much but sacrificed an important part of his body in the process. it's sad that you are all so dissatisfied with your lives that you feel the need to criticize people you don't even know to this point of ridiculousness.

what is the sound of one ball slapping?

I don't think we should make fun of people who have survived cancer, especially someone like Lance. They might be famewhores, but lay the cancer jokes off.

@34 teeheehee, you so funny

You know whats pissing me off? For some reason Lance is reminding me of Heath Ledger in these pics. And not to be cold, but I sooo wish Heath Ledger was the one still walking this earth instead of L.A...

#56 - You spend alot of time crying in your bottom shelf bourbon, don't you?

(sniff) I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum... (weeps uncontrollably...)

Kate Hudson is fucking Lance Armstrong and having the time of her life while the big current news on Owen Wilson is that he's been exchanging emo poems by email with fellow depressive Alan (old fart) Arkin (people.com). My, how the Stallion has fallen! Jesus Christ, Owen is depressing the shit out of me! Pass me some of that smack, pronto!!

This is the only website that truly makes me bust a gut out loud at my reception area desk with my computer placed at an angle where no one can see that i spend most of my hours doing this kind of stuff, hey they pay me for this shit! Anyway, love the full bellied laughs this stuff creates in me, i need that shit to survive these boring ass work days. I thank you.

HE STILL LOOKS LIKE A LAWYER, not?

u guys are dorks making fun of some one with cancer.

I'm not sure that it's entirely fair to call Lance Armstrong a "survivor." I mean, it isn't as if he was at death's door, riddled with the disease. He's a multimillionaire - he got a diagnosis, a bit of a scare, and had it lopped off. Come on, look at the toll it's taken on him - devastating, right?

I've a friend (in his early twenties) who spent years wasting away, bald, constantly told to have his affairs in order, having grapefruit-sized tumours removed from his abdomen one after another, sick beyond sick. He FOUGHT for his life and somehow won against all odds; his cancer has been in remission for a few years now. HE's a survivor. He's my fucking hero, too.
Lance? He rides bike good.

He does kind of look like Heath Ledger, who I always thought looked like George Bush...and I always thought Lance looked like George Bush. It's the beady eyes or something.

He left his wife (who bore his three kids and stuck with him through cancer) to try to become a big celebrity. He left Sheryl Crow when she had breast cancer.

And I'm sorry--to put him on a pedestal because he survived cancer is ridiculous. Thousands of people survive it each year with longer odds and fewer resources. Thousands of people die from it. He's fine now and he is acting like a prick.

kate hudson is the biggest lost loser slut there is in follywood...what would he EVER see in her....still looking for daddys love, eh, kate? maybe they have like some agreement...i'll forgive you for not having a chest if you look the other way about my missing nut...is what i figure!

why is he wearing brown shoes with that suit?

^ cuz he has one ball