Jun 5 2008John Mayer & Pete Wentz have a playdate
Pete Wentz stopped by John Mayer's house yesterday to do some jamming. They also played guitar. Hi-OH! Anyway, two observations on our boy Pete here: 1. Was it really necessary to bring his own yogurt? John Mayer's rich. I'm sure he's got some Yoplait, or a butler that can drive to the store. 2. Didn't Pete just get married? Shouldn't he be home having worry-free newlywed sex with Ashlee Simpson? I mean, she can't get more pregnant. Can she? Please say "no," or I need to stop hanging around the gynecologist's office. And possibly move to Phoenix - tonight.

Reader Comments
1. My name - June 5, 2008 8:57 AM
HI - OH!!!!! classic!
2. coco - June 5, 2008 9:01 AM
Pair of Tossers.
3. Jason - June 5, 2008 9:08 AM
Can't someone hit this douche bag with their car already?
4. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - June 5, 2008 9:20 AM
We all know John Mayer gets pussy, and this guy is/ has a HUGE pussy...
5. mimi - June 5, 2008 9:21 AM
Who cares.
What is Britney doing?
6. Barack Obama - June 5, 2008 9:32 AM
"To do some jamming"... That is HILARIOUS!
7. Racer X - June 5, 2008 9:38 AM
It must be freezing in California.
8. spencer pratt - June 5, 2008 9:38 AM
Could P Wentz possibly look any more idiotic?
9. Jimbollina Seville - June 5, 2008 9:40 AM
Is that a winter hat?
I have never seen a winter hat worn in June
10. Groucho - June 5, 2008 9:41 AM
Is it still winter in LA, or why is he wearing that hat?
11. Amy - June 5, 2008 9:45 AM
I love that Phoenix is the place people go to be shamed.
12. Ag 2 - June 5, 2008 9:46 AM
Awesome Shirt!!!!!
13. Sex Nuts & Retard Strong - June 5, 2008 9:53 AM
The reason he's frowning and walking funny is because John Mayer reemed him out with his enormous genitals. Heck, he's so shook up he forgot to wear his usual tinkerbell tennis shoes. I just hope his intestines don't fall out of his manhole cover sized asshole and splatter all over the ground.
14. wet newspaper - June 5, 2008 10:05 AM
@ 8 - Like you can talk - you vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert!
15. Easy money - June 5, 2008 10:08 AM
Note to pickpockets: he carries his wallet with the part of it in plain view in his right back pants pocket; pic #6. Easy money, easy money . . .
16. havoc - June 5, 2008 10:31 AM
Could this guy be a bigger nerd?
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17. Laura - June 5, 2008 10:34 AM
Maybe the yogurt is for lube.
18. Lancy - June 5, 2008 10:44 AM
Mmmm, it is said he is dating online now. I saw him on "S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m " last week. Good luck to his search.
19. havoc - June 5, 2008 10:50 AM
#18....that's great! Considering he just got married!
Let's put this in language you and your Vietnamese computer call center slaves can understand.
You go now!
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20. snarky - June 5, 2008 10:51 AM
ok, I'm actually starting to feel sorry for this guy. It seems the paps just won't leave him alone all of a sudden. I admit, I was a name caller/part of the douchebasher party...but now I just kind of pity the man because he seems kind of down to earth, harmless, and nice. Maybe I'm just in an "estrogen induced" nice mood. Or good God, maybe "The Randal" comments are rubbing off on me...ahhhh! Excuse me while I go throw myself over a cliff...
21. Nexera - June 5, 2008 10:52 AM
Call a toque a toque, it's not a bloody winter hat. Yankee morons.
22. Malkin_is_a_vapid_cunt - June 5, 2008 10:52 AM
do you think Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson are now sharing the same gynecologist?
23. wookielove - June 5, 2008 11:05 AM
@13 gross visuals, thanks
Petey looks like a chipmunk
24. Auntie Kryst - June 5, 2008 11:11 AM
@21 Whoa whoa whoa take it easy there. Little too early in the morning to be shotgunning Molsons. Don't be a hoser, just relax. Lay back on the chesterfield and slowly count from A to Zed.. Feel better? Beauty.
25. gerard Vandenberg - June 5, 2008 11:12 AM
IS HE STARRING THE "PLAYGIRL"?
You damn FAGGOT!!
26. Nexera - June 5, 2008 11:24 AM
24. Love it! Hilarious.
27. abente - June 5, 2008 11:30 AM
iabente com do some t//
28. Kasey - June 5, 2008 11:39 AM
I guess now Papa Joe is running Pete's life and career.
John is so trying to find out about Jessica, I wonder what happened to douchifer. Have seen her flanting with him lately.
29. kittysanchez - June 5, 2008 11:40 AM
really dislike this northshore tool, but I covet that sweet vintageBulls tee. Horace Grant is all I have to say.
30. kittysanchez - June 5, 2008 11:40 AM
I really dislike this northshore tool, but I covet that sweet vintage Bulls tee. Horace Grant is all I have to say. Oh yeah, Craig Hodges too.
31. zuzuspetals - June 5, 2008 12:30 PM
I bet scientists would find that the room had the maximum concentration of douche-baggery ever achieved in human existence. If Chris Angell and George Clooney had showed up, I'm pretty sure we'd all be dead from douche-bag radiation.
32. Spongebob Gangst - June 5, 2008 12:31 PM
Wentz probably prefers size of Mayers tool over Ashlees
33. Grunion - June 5, 2008 1:00 PM
Short people got no reason to live...
#24 I apologize for my countryman, he was probably all jacked up on bacon...Plus it's NEVER to early to start shotgunning molsons. Shit , here in Canada we wake up in the middle of the night to pound beer.
34. MrsWentz - June 5, 2008 2:52 PM
Luv you Petey.....you're so smokin' hot even though you are married. Best wishes in happiness. FOB rocks
35. Auntie Kryst - June 5, 2008 3:06 PM
@33 No need to apologize Grunion. As a Minnesotan by birth, it's my duty to translate and keep the peace along the border..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4-CnjQ2yzk&feature=related
36. Mississippi - June 5, 2008 3:12 PM
He looks scared.. He's heard the rumors and he's praying they're not true LMAO!
His poor poor bunghole :-O
37. Ciara - June 5, 2008 4:27 PM
Little Petey is going to get his ass beat when Papa find out he went to the enemy house.
LoL @douche-bag radiation level that was a good one.
I love that name for John and Jen =Douchifer. Thats really good. I hope it's ok if I use it.
38. meee - June 5, 2008 4:35 PM
hahaha. the yogurt. what the fuck
39. Mara - June 5, 2008 8:25 PM
So...Jessica's brother- in -law visits her ex-boyfriend. Interesting.
40. Sport - June 6, 2008 12:49 AM
Wow he looks like such a friendly, cool, fun dude to hang out with.
Douche.
41. Dorito Man - June 6, 2008 4:14 AM
She'll get tired of him soon. I see it coming. He's too goofy. Or is that poofy.
42. Sarah - June 8, 2008 9:00 PM
stop picking on pete
43. lauren - July 5, 2008 3:15 PM
i actually is in love with petey and john mayer.they are both stickin rich but yea i would stop going because petey could end up pregnant lol...he cant but if he was still a woman...lol.. and he still had the female organs then yea buttttt nooo.well love yall