Jun 10 2008Joe Simpson doesn't control his daughters, loves people 'to death'
Joe Simpson gets a lot of flack for his involvement in his daughter's lives whether it's for selling photo rights of his unborn grandchild or trying to manage Tony Romo's $67 million football contract. But ole Papa Simpson set the record straight with Us Weekly:
On rumors he controls his daughters:
“The media says that I try to plan everything - If I had half of the power they give me…They [Ashlee and Jessica] don’t call me and ask me. They call me and tell me.”
On Jessica and Tony Romo:
He adds that Jessica “... is as happy as I’ve seen her in years.” and gushes about the Dallas Cowboys quarterback, “He’s a great guy. I love Tony to death….He’s just a good kid….”
On Ashlee and Pete Wentz:
“I love Pete to death…He has a patient spirit and a kind heart…I’m honored to have Pete as my son-in-law.”
On his daughters' breasts:
"They're just great investments... I love them to death!"*
*Maybe possibly not an actual quote. But, if it sounds believable, then it's gotta be true. Enjoy that journalistic nugget. On the house!
Reader Comments
1. Casey - June 10, 2008 1:42 PM
Too funny.
2. thumper - June 10, 2008 1:42 PM
I love Danielle (TM) to death. She's hot.
3. Barely Stearn - June 10, 2008 1:42 PM
First bitches!
4. butterfly - June 10, 2008 1:43 PM
LOL on that last comment regarding the breasts...Papa Joe Papa Joe..a little too late to do damage control now!
Somewhere Nick is thanking his lucky stars he got out of that family.
5. RichPort - June 10, 2008 1:44 PM
You leave damnYELL alone #2... she's MY punching bag... and the (TM) stands for Too Macho...
#3 - You're the first to lose to #2...
6. Jimbo - June 10, 2008 1:47 PM
@2 Back off Jack, Danielle is mine.
7. jrz - June 10, 2008 1:48 PM
Whoa whoa whoa!!!! I had her first....DanYELL is MINE!
8. FRIST!!! - June 10, 2008 1:51 PM
What does Danielle have to do with Britney??
9. p0nk - June 10, 2008 1:52 PM
danielle, please post more pictures. the pages keep sticking together.
10. pj7 - June 10, 2008 1:56 PM
The family has a dominant Attention Whore gene.
11. ToTellTheTruth - June 10, 2008 1:57 PM
He acts like he's fucking Jessica...
12. Jimbo - June 10, 2008 1:57 PM
What the hell is going one in here. All the old timers are coming back. First Danielle and now P0nk..
13. Auntie Kryst - June 10, 2008 1:59 PM
Fuck, get E! on the line now! I got a show idea to pitch them. Douchefucker Joe Simpson marries ubercunt Dina Lohan. They merge their families to form the most unholy hollyweird clan. It's called the Hades Bunch!!
14. Danielle♥ - June 10, 2008 2:01 PM
That's a cute outfit, minus the aluminum foil bag and orthopedic shoes.
Her dad sounds like a sociopath though. I pity Pete for marrying into the family. I can only imagine what the holidays would be like.
15. jrz - June 10, 2008 2:08 PM
Oh, I've heard it all now.......Miss Dollar Parlor 2008 is critiqueing someone's clothes.
16. ebonics man - June 10, 2008 2:09 PM
#14 What DanYell really said:
That'suh cute outfit, minus da aluminum foil bag an' orthopedic kicks.
Her pops sounds like uh sociopath though. I pity Pete fo' marrying into da family. I can only imagine what da holidays would be like.
otay buh-weet
17. dovetale - June 10, 2008 2:10 PM
Why is she carrying the moon lander?
18. RichPort - June 10, 2008 2:12 PM
#15 - Dollar Parlor?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
#9 - Hilarious
19. Danielle♥ - June 10, 2008 2:13 PM
I TRY, I really do. I try to stick to the topic, and the jizzbags keep stalking me. reporting all of you trailerhippies to The Fish.
*grabs cellphone*
20. Lola - June 10, 2008 2:19 PM
#13
That is such a good idea... It makes complete sense. Papa Joe is a dad-ager and Dina HO-han is a mom-ager..... These 2 get together and merge families, it'll be the best thing to ever hit Hollywood..... Along with a new type of diseases of course.
Jessica Simpson, I just feel so bad for her. I don't think she has any talent to be honest. Actually none of them in her family. She looked so needy and pathetic while dating John Mayer, changing who she was and how she looks for him. And now she's doing the same with this dude..... I mean who goes on a magazine professing their love for a man they've only been dating for a couple of months? God help you J. Simpson
21. Edna Bambrick - June 10, 2008 2:23 PM
Danielle - reported!
22. *Danielle* - June 10, 2008 2:26 PM
@21. Shouldn't you be eating gravy out of can while listening to show tunes or something?? Wait, didn't you die?
23. The Disciplinarian - June 10, 2008 2:43 PM
Danyell & everyone on this site: Let's quit the fighting. Danyell is not important enough for all this attention. Danyell, go to your corner and think about what you've done to become the laughingstock of the Fish (with the likes of Amy, Kim, Britney & others regularly posted about who are complete loonies, that's quite an accomplishment).
Now, baaaaaack to the subject at hand....
24. Barack - June 10, 2008 2:45 PM
Q: Why are black guys eyes red after sex? A: From the pepper spray.
25. FRIST!!! - June 10, 2008 2:59 PM
#24 that was baaad..
26. RichPort - June 10, 2008 3:02 PM
#22 - You do try... you really do. And we love you for it...
ok fine, I couldn't say that with a straight face... I have to slam my dick in a car door since I looked at your latest headshot... 'scuse me... SLAM!!!
AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
27. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - June 10, 2008 3:06 PM
#19 - Should that read *grabs other person's cellphone*?
28. Danielle - June 10, 2008 3:14 PM
@27. Go contract an STD.
29. p0nk - June 10, 2008 3:16 PM
@27. took me about 15 seconds but THAT was funny.
30. The Fish Shack - June 10, 2008 3:17 PM
Order up! Order up! DanYELL, your Boston Steamer is ready!
31. Surgeon General - June 10, 2008 3:19 PM
#28 No one's going near your cooch, you can't give yours away.
32. Danielle - June 10, 2008 3:21 PM
I@31. Virgins don't get STD's bitch.
33. Surgeon General - June 10, 2008 3:29 PM
#32 Like I said, no one's going near your cooch. Try wearing a paper bag if they make one big enough. Or just keep saving up. Even blind guys need money.
34. Lola - June 10, 2008 3:41 PM
I'm so lost. How did we get from Jessica Simpson to DanYell? Who is DanYell? I'm sorry. I'm slow
35. Wax Master - June 10, 2008 4:22 PM
#34 DanYell is a most unfortunate biotch that we all here have the bad luck to have to endure. Feel free to click on her picture to get the full effect of the creature of the blackest lagoon, DANYELL
36. OMG - June 10, 2008 10:35 PM
She is my favorite actress. She looks sexy and pretty. I love her.
I saw her profile on millionairedatingsite""""" "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m""""" last week.Is she single now? Just curious.
37. Lola - June 11, 2008 9:54 AM
LOL... Thanks WaxMaster. I thought that was a nickname for the celebrities or something.... LOL. Thanks hun
38. gerard Vandenberg - June 11, 2008 1:18 PM
She looks maybe DUMB?
but be sure......................................................SHE IS!!!!!!!
39. False Quotes? - June 11, 2008 6:15 PM
The last quote cannot possibly be true. I got a belly-laugh from it, but it must be false. I'm no lawyer but isn't it illegal to mis-quote someone like that? As soon as I read it I thought, "Whoops someone just fucked up".