Jun 16 2008Jessica Simpson loves meat

Why haven't I seen this breaking news story on Fox yet?

Does this means she swallows?

where are her feet?

I would eat her puss like it was filet mignon.

I got some beef jerky

Are those the new T-Shirts Joe is selling?

That she has to share this page with that skag Heidi is a sin, a crime against humanity.

She used to be hot.

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she loves red meat.... the other red meat.... ha ha ha ha ha ha..... and yes i'm sure she swallows too
it's so sad celebrities nowadays try to get attention with their tackiness....

Do you think Romo just whips his dick out and pushes her head down whenever she opens her mouth to talk?

enough said

Those were her vocabulary words for the month. Apparently, someone else spelled them out for her, as the original t shirt read: REEL GOILS EET MEET

As in real girls give head? or lamb chops...which is it Jessica. Be Clear.

that is such a dumbass t-shirt - oh look at me i'm so witty! I have slogans on my titties!

this actually... slightly increases my opinion of her.

(in during eight billion terrible blowjob jokes)

#12.... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..... ROTFL..... that's freaking hilarious.... well said

Unfortunately for her her gay boyfriend eats meat too

Ashlee's boobs are leading in the polls.

It's a funny shirt, but this story would've been 100x better if Romo had been wearing a t-shirt that said, "It ain't going to suck itself!"

Real women don't refer to themselves as girls.

Real pigs wear t-shirts with sexual innuendos on their tits.

Does anyone know if she prefers kosher meat?

@11
Whoops. Looks like I offended someone. Is Mike in here today?

Did you all hear the good news? My goat and I are leaving for California this afternoon and we are getting married tomorrow.

@22
Nice Mike! Congratulations!!

I couldve sworn you's end up with a man-hating feminist with thunder thighs, but alas, to each their own!

Congratulations Mike. I wish you and your goat many years of happiness.

As for Jessica, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers. I'd kick her out of bed for being an annoying airhead.

I would be the one kicked out of bed for eating a cracker if my wife caught her thighs impersonating earmuffs around my head...

SHE HAS A DUMB HAT

Too bad Romo is carrying that fag bag.....It gays up the shirt that he is wearing that is actually a pretty cool shirt if it is a reference to the movie "Hoosiers".........But knowing him......he probably just thought it was a pretty color.

Real Dumbfucking Girls think buffaloes have wings..

Judging by the width of Simpson's gob, she could accommodate three above-average girths in there, plus room for five more.

WTF, She doesnt have any feet. (pic 12)
I don't have a super foot fetish (Ie - not totally grossed by the stray vestigal digit), but I want my chick to have both feet.

No wonder Jessica's weight goes up and down all the time. Eating red meat slows down the metabolism and takes days to digest. I am vegetarian so my weight stays the same or goes down several pounds. It would be nice if US consumers demanded better regulations for factory farms. Factory farms inject the live stock with so much crap that it is no wonder a lot of people are getting cancer.

Deacon, Will you be the best man?

i love how she started wearing that hat when she started dating him. bitch, if you're going to be a fan, be a real fan, not one just because you're fucking the quarterback.

Yeah, omg dude. Where are her fucking feet in the last picture?

If I can get a turn with your bride

So ?

i know she enjoy's Tony's meat

Amen Happy Veg, she should probably watch "Earthlings" too.

After you've seen what happens to animals before they get to your plate, you'll probably never be able to look at meat again.

god damn she's built.

#31 - I agree... there's a place for all of god's creatures... right next to the mashed potatoes...

Hmm, nothing about Mary Kate and Ashely Olsen's or Kendra Wilkinson's (Playboy, Girls Next Door) birthdays?

How come?

This is purely HORSESHIT and I guess even your person knows THAT!!

Someone needs to tell Jess that football season hasn't started yet.

#38

I agree!

If she's refering to blow jobs, yeah I'll test her girlhood for her.
If she's refering to her dinner, that explains why she sometimes looks bloated and greasy.
Sexy thin girls are usually vegetarian, sorry to break that to you.

Too bad Romo ain't got enough meat to satisfy any woman. Is small unit comes out every year in the playoffs. No sack on that guy. Guess that is why JS was advertising her love for sausage. She needs some real meat.

Stifler , Knoxville and now this t-shirt....she does need help and I'm sure Romo is just there for the exercise.

She is officially on PETA's shitlist now. She is dismissing vegaterian females as NOT being human and I think this is just a fucking angle to get in decent with the country music crowd, because her new album reeks of a shit bomb. REAL GIRLS EAT MEAT YALL. Classy and cultured....she's a grade A idiot.

TITIES

This chick has the worst taste in guys..er ..meat!

She's so right, she wouldn't be made out of meat otherwise.

This talentless animal-eating bint needs to GO AWAY! Oh and there is nothing 'real' about this 'girl'. Fake all the way. Tacky-ass t-shirt too. Vegetarian chicks look, taste and smell better. MMMMMMmmmm! ;-)

Really, his ex girlfriend Carrie Underwood is HOTTTTTTTTT
So she can stab at Carrie the vegetarian all she wants, she'll never measure up.

#31 So your t-shirt should read, "I can't spell 'vegetarian', but I are one"?

Her first (and more honest) t-shirt said "Real Girls Pack Meat".

This is a passive/aggressive dig at Tony's ex, Carrie Underwood. She is very public about being a vegetarian.

The last pic is so funny. Where are her hooves?

Eh, boring. From what I saw on Newlyweds, one of the main problems she and Lachey had was because she didn't like to eat his meat. Chicks who hate to suck it do not change. She can wear whatever T she wants, but we all know she thinks she is just to good to give a hummer. B!tch.

Jessica,

Never have your breasts been more accentuated while covered. Fish is
going to treat his body like a playground, or at least a cheap carnival
to these images of you. While you may be impressed at first, let me
give a woman in your position a heads up: He does it so much, all
you get is a fine powder and an IOU at the end. Not too bad, it still gets
up, right? Anyway...

Never believe that you are anything less than the hottest thing thats
going around. You have the face and the body that will, one day, take you
to the absolute top in your profession, no matter which one the media will
let you pick: Acting or singing. My choice? Easy, really. On the list, put me
down for ACTING. Nude scenes, please God. Let there be NUDE SCENES!

Never give up on anything you do. You tried all sorts of things and you're
going to try many more. Just remember that in your career, you
run the show, not your Dad. As close as he is, he can't always be 100%
around you at all times. Your friends can't either. Boyfriends, husbands
and the like come and go. In the end, the only person in your life who can't
desert you is yourself. At night, alone, it all comes down to one person:
YOU.

- Randal

Yeah, real dumb girls.
She's not a good example. Yikes.

Yeah, real dumb girls.
She's not a good example. Yikes.

#54

Some people like me work most of the day and do not have time to do spell check for readers who will get the point whether there is a typo or not. I almost started to feel sorry for Jessica but not after reading her t-shirt.

I love sweet, sweet Jessica. She can eat my meat any day of the week.

Real girls have FAKE books either..
pffft,
she can screw off.
Im personally a vegetarian.
and, im more real than her.
Okay that was cheesey.
But still..
Im sorta offended =(

Real girls have FAKE books either..
pffft,
she can screw off.
Im personally a vegetarian.
and, im more real than her.
Okay that was cheesey.
But still..
Im sorta offended =(

Real girls have FAKE books either..
pffft,
she can screw off.
Im personally a vegetarian.
and, im more real than her.
Okay that was cheesey.
But still..
Im sorta offended =(

YOU RULE DAVE!! - #48 - She SUCKS. Rub it in that you eat meat, you stupid, ugly face cunt. Your acting sucks, your singing sucks, your IQ sucks, your gay boyfriend sucks.

#64-66 Nice triple post. bet you love your chicken of the sea served sausage style too.

excellent, a new reason to dislike her.

and she is returning to chunky-arm stage.

she is hawter than 99% of the posters on this site, especially the vegetarians. Except for my lover. She is a hawt veg.

Ya gotta wonder if the rumors that Romo the Homo cheated on Jessica with Carrie Underwood are true....Carrie being a hardcore vegetarian and alla that....

real girls have FEET!

If you want her shirt go to :
http://www.cafepress.com/CelebStyle

I bet this broad smells really bad.

REtarded WHORE...don't try so hard to keep a man, he'll just lose interest

they are so over

and I'm a vegetarian that's thinner with naturally bigger breasts & model face

REAL GIRLS EAT MEAT? U mean COCK ??..Jess, save face and try to keep your sexual insecurities to a min.We all know Jess has issues in the bedroom. I'm callin on ur BS, inexperience is not an excuse...lame dud

another whore trying deperately to build self esteem by sexually pleasing men

come on he's not that hard to please...you love Meat, right ?..eewww

Jessica got the shirt on her trip to NYC last week. I doubt she's worried about Carrie. Tony passed on Carrie already and has every chance to pursue her again. He chooses not to.

Tony's a big guy who obviously enjoys his meals. Maybe it was just a drag for him to take Carrie out for dinner and listen to her talk about all the things she wouldn't eat. I can definitely see a lack of compatiblity there.

I hope Carrie finds happiness with a fellow sexy vegan.

The less makeup she wears, the hotter she looks. Stunning in these photos. This is what a naturally hot ass chick looks like getting off an airplane NOT trying to look hot. She wakes up beautiful...

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Mao Tse-tung ate meat, look how good he turned out.

In spite of these beliefs, reports state that Hitler occasionally ate meat during the 1930s. While Hitler reduced his meat consumption, he may have not eliminated it entirely, with culinary accounts indicating a sporadic preference for sausage, squab, liver dumplings, ham, and caviar. As a result, many vegetarians dispute the claim that Hitler was a vegetarian.

@56 - thanks for making this post make sense.

And no matter what Carrie throws down her pie hole she ain't never gonna have a set of jugs like Jes. I may have just gained more respect for Tony the Choke.
- Listening to elitist veggie heads squawk about red meat is about as insightful as listening to evangelicals declare Armageddon is around the corner.

this ain't no Mormon preachings , we all know the truth is red meat is pooo

if u get a heartattack the only way to reverse it, studies, docs say is a veggie diet, perferably vegan, dairy is poo 2

can't argue science can yah dumbass

Old Jessica was a prude, I like new Jessica the funny meat eater much better!!!

#79 & #80 Two posts to contradict yourself, go you!.

Anyway, Jessica Simpson is so dump that she's doing furries a favour by wearing that.

I hate JEWS and her Jew nose :P it must be all the nasty hormones/antibiotics in the meat & dairy causing this cancerous lumps on her face

those are some swoolllen utters

SAVE THE COWS

she looks cute, no where near as hot as that Weeds ad with Mary Louise just next to it though...milf city!

What a couple of douches.

That's hilarious. Even Jessica Simpson is smarter than PETA.

If this "Real Girl" eats meat like she doesn't lip sync, then maybe the implied metaphor is just a waste of my imagination. Good luck with that one, Romo.

Maybe she should stop eating so much meat....she used to have a better body.

She is such a cuttie. Her photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y R o m a n c e . c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now.

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I heart Randal.

... the fuck happened to her feet?

She must give awesome anal and ass to mouth for him to stay with her.

what a fucking idiot. promoting the murdering of animals...she deserves the same that she promotes to be done to animals, that someone kills her and makes steaks out of her and fries her and eats her. like if animals didn't receive enough abuse as it is these days for her to promote more, when there's people out there fighting so hard for animal rights for hicks like her to come around in retarded shirts like that. fucking fat hick, I hope someone eats her, the fat hick surely does have a lot of meat to be eaten!

what the shirt means is REAL HICKS EAT MEAT, not girls, hicks, Jessica, hicks, like you.

looks like someone is threatend by that little
carrie underwood. Who oddly knows the
difference between chicken & fish given her vegetarian
lifestyle!

She is wearing this shirt to piss off Carrie Underwood who dated Tony. Carrie is a vegetarian!!!!!!!!!

#99

Jessica seems like an insecure ditz and has also shown her bitchy/catty side by wearing this t-shirt knowing her boyfriends ex is a vegetarian. Jessica deserves all the negativity she gets. She got a big fat head being on the Newlyweds when she got all the attention and thought she could do better than Nick. Instead of getting marriage counseling; Jessica got a quick divorce so she did not have to share her movie money with Nick. Then Jessica ends up being John Mayer's easy booty call and she started dressing like a porn star and her skin looked orange for awhile. Jessica lost a lot of weight at one time for her movie and her breasts sagged and now she has breast implants like all the other celebrities. This was one of Jessica's best and natural features, but now she is just another breast implant celebrity. When Jessica was with Nick she hated sports and now she is dating a football star; she is a pathetic desperate loser looking for love in all the wrong places.

#76

It is not difficult to be vegetarian and eat out. My husband is a meat eater and we have managed for 10 years now.

I think this is ABSURD! C'mon PETA, it's funny! Geez...

FYI, here's the shirt:
Real Girls Eat Meat.