Jun 17 2008Jennifer Aniston gets catty with Jennifer Connelly

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Jennifer Aniston needs to adopt a child and get on with her life already...

2nd!

Jennifer Connelly simply didn't want to be contaminated by a television "actress."

Jen, your body is a wonderland. An aging wonderland. An aging, rusting wonderland. An aging, rusting, DRY and barren wonderland. With a very bitter manfaced owner. But thanks for all the nipples.

butter face.
JA that is.

JC was a pretty little teen in the Labyrinth.

aniston is really pathetic and sad. connelly is a class act -- twice as beautiful and talented as aniston and they both know it. that is why aniston didn't want her there -- she knew she would be in connelly's shadow. pathetic!

WOW! This is going to he a knock-out movie full of stars.

Drew Barrymore, Ginnifer Goodwin, Jennifer Connelly and Jennifer Aniston? Talk about the next big must see movie of the year. Just Jennifer Aniston alone is going to make this a box office hit. Drew will most likely get a few good nods as well, followed by Jennifer Connelly and Ginnifer Goodwin.

With this line-up, you'd think folks would focus on the great acting that's been bundled together. As if Jennifer is worried about anyone else.

She's a star that no one can ever out shine.

Randal

I swear, you could probably see her nipples through a parka.

Randall, that was gold baby, gold.

I especialy loved the "great acting" line.

Pink Unicorn rules !

She must suck the life out of every room.

Wow how exciting, I'm sure -Yawn- that jen will - yawn -

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

"She's a star that no one can ever out shine."

Except you Randal, you outshine them all

there is something about her tiny eyes, her nose, her jaw, or weird mouth... I never thought she was pretty... to top it off she is about to be 40.

She should start worrying about other things besides being looked at, tanning, and men 10 years her junior

I like Jen

I'm guessing Ginnifer Goodwin will steal the show. Any movie packed with actresses like that is going to be a "Vinegar & Water" special, overloaded with talk and false emotions and indirectly expressed hostility. Connelly will look bored (doesn't take much, she's halfway there most of the time); Barrymore will attempt something over the top...and fail (but without getting upset, because she'll be high most of the time); and Aniston will look like a nipply one-dimensional TV actress because, well, you know...Meanwhile, the only reason Ginnifer Goodwin is in it is because it has some type of Ginnifer-Goodwin-type role, so she'll be all innocent and doe-eyed and honest and open and everybody will love her. I bet in real life the smile goes away suddenly as she strips to her thong and barks "Now get your fucking clothes off" ...I'm so hard right now...

Aniston may have tasty hard nips...but Connelly has HUGE breasts!

And what is with the "man" watch Aniston is wearing...Mayer's perhaps...?

She's still pissed off that pretty boy Pitt dumped her for Ma Kettle and their 18 kids!

If it was someone else dating a younger guy or woman, you'd say, you go girl, or yeah dude. But with Jen Aniston, it's bad?
Oh Jen, you described her as if you are perfect? I'm sure there's something about you that's not right too.
Some of you people can be so mean and rude like you are all pretty and perfect and if you think she is boring, why even bother reading about it?

Drew Barrymore, Ginnifer Goodwin, Jennifer Connelly and Jennifer Aniston - sounds like there had better be some great lesbian scenes in this movie!!!

@10

He's serious Banya

The only thing more pathetic than Aniston is an episode of Friends. Easily the most overrated TV show in recent times. When they came out with a poll that said the show's fans considered the characters to be actual "friends" of theirs, that told you all you needed to know. And now the tardfans are wondering why the talentless posers on the show have collapsing heads because of how severely they suck as actors....

Clearly Jennifer Connelly was wrong.

I don't care what anyone says. Jennifer Aniston's poop smells like honeysuckle and Care Bears.

The only thing better would be a remake of Wild Things with Jennifer Aniston and Kim Kardashian.

You heard it hear first folks.....

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Clearly Jennifer Connelly was wrong.

I don't care what anyone says. Jennifer Aniston's poop smells like honeysuckle and Care Bears.

The only thing better would be a remake of Wild Things with Jennifer Aniston and Kim Kardashian.

You heard it here first folks.....

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#18 - why even bother coming to a celebrity bashing site if it bothers you to see people bashing celebrities. Or for that matter, why complain about uncomfortable seat cushions when you've clearly got your fist stuck way up your ass?

The character "Randall" is series.

The creator of the character is a genius.

Unfortunately, this audience does not suffer from an over-packing of brain cells...

"serious", even (sort of killed the last line)

WOW Jimbo, what a language LOL. Didn't know that this was celebrity bashing site Mr. Perfect. But I'm leaving, I won't stoop to your level, not worth my time. Have a great day!

Jen Connelly would make mince meat out of Aniston.

Jimbo,

She's like my ex. I would take her to a water park and she'd complain about getting wet

I saw Jen Aniston once when I was paddling my canoe in my moms pool. It was cool. She looked at me and I looked at her and I screamed "OMG!" It was, like, crazy. I touched her face through the glass screen and mister winky got to feeling funny.

@24 So Troll, how does it feel to have a fist stuck way up your ass?

@ 22--honeysuckle and care bears....f'ing hilarious!!!

I used to wonder why someone as beautiful and seemingly nice as Jen could not hold onto a man...maybe she's just certifiable? Pointy nips will keep my interest for a while (a long while) but the constant insanity would wear on me. Or any man, for that matter. Too bad. She's really cute.

I'm so jaded and bitter

Dunno, you'll have to ask your dad. Poor guy, that's a painfully ironic way to get money for crack.

@30

Second fucking day in a row troll, CAPITALIZE my name

My bad

for mike:
really cute = semi anorexic soccer mom with big butt, beedy eyes, thick nose, thin lips and weathered mouth, jay leno style chin, and too young styled hair.

I feel better today than that time in community college with a goat? Mike? Comments? Advice? Technique styles?

I'm tired of trolling Deacon now. I'm back to the veggi troll.

CAT FIGHT , CAT FIGHT . YAYA CAT FIGHT

Pff. Aniston's got nothing. Connelly has 100X more face, voice, body, class, talent, and oh yeah BREASTS than that anorexic television hack.

#21 you could not have said that any better........TOTALLY agree

AHHHH!!!!!

umm...i understand the story paints her in a bad way -- but jennifer aniston could get WAY more people to a movie than jennifer connelly could. i really like both of them but since when does JC even have fans? no one cares about what she does, she's more boring than JA. a lot of negativity for two women who try to stay out of the public eye. JA is just photographed more because her pictures will sell for more money. -- get a life -- they just have different personalities there is nothing wrong with not liking someone.

My third world children all wore those shoes in the orphanage. They're made from recycling used condoms and John Mayer CDs.

Jimbo,
Your comment at #18 just made me spit my beer all over my computer screen. How do you do it? Fucking classic. Great effort.

And Randal, I hate you. Take your sunshine and go fuck yourself with it.

Connelly has been in much meatier roles than Anniston, whose roles alway seem to be such an embarrassment to women. Drew was very enjoyable in Ever After. Who's Ginnifer? I looked her up at IMDB, and hardly recognized anything she's been in (I've tried watching Robot Chicken once, ahem).

But who cares when Scarlett Johannson's going to be in this film? Enough said, Scarlett is HOT, and can act too.

Jen is allowed to go diva. Yes, JC has much going for her but she must know when to properly bow to an A-lister. Obviously she didn't follow Hollywood ass kissing protocol and she was properly reprimanded. This is how it works in their world. Now everyone be quiet so we can have group meditation and focus on Jen's nipples.

#21 shut it. I'd like to know what your choice of good shows are if you say Friends is overrated. Have you ever actually watched the show? It's very funny and one of the best of all time. Your choice is probably something like "Law and Order". Get a life you moron. You probably hate Seinfeld too.

After Randall posts, I just can't seem to think of anything nasty to say. Besides beating him to a pulp that is... Which is the point, we get it. Lud.

* has this overwhelming urge to draw rainbows and buttlerflies while singing the Rainbow Connection song really loudly*

mrrrph.

49 - I have never been able to dumb myself down enough to watch Friends. I like Seinfeld.

"get a life"

What a great insult, typical of a die hard Friend's fan.

Get a Life... now THAT was a great show.

@ #49 - Friends was a stupid show, and not really that funny. To say that it mildly entertained you on occasion when you had nothing better to watch might be a little less embarrassing, but to call it "one of the best of all time" is pretty ridiculous. Also, god forbid that anyone watch Law and Order, because you know, it hurts to have to actually think when watching a show on television.

Wait ... I see your point: Ughhh, all that legal speak hurts my brain. Why is the dialogue so smart? It's almost as bad as trying to watch Frasier. I couldn't flip through the dictionary quickly enough to keep up with that one. I just want to watch a show that's about a bunch of people with completely unrealistic lives that play musical fuck buddies with each other and people get randomly knocked up and still remain "friends" through it all and are portrayed by mediocre actors that are actually 10 years older than the loser characters they are portraying. BEST OF ALL TIME. Took the words right out of my mouth.

First

Jennifer Connelly makes me feel all warm and fuzzy in my groin. She really lifts me up. Now Jennifer Aniston--not so much. Her cancer stick sucking drags her down. GET IT?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

ha ha ha ha ha ha.... OMG thank you all for making my afternoon..... John Mayer # 5, Havoc # 22 and 23, Jimbo # 24 and Holyfuck #46 and Lipper #50, freaking classic.... I love it all.... I'm dying here from laughter. I can't even think of anything else to say.

Really Randall, dude, what's the deal? Are you medicated all day long? Does it wear out eventually? Do you see little lights flying around you and a fairy appears and introduces herself as Tinkerbell? Are you chased by a pirate with a hook for a hand? Let me know cuz I would love to join you at Neverland, the imaginary place in your mind sweeteheart.

#56

Randal is the shot of sunshine up everyone's arse that we all need here. His genius is unparalleled. Freaking kittens and rainbows.

#51 you're certainly in the minority there being one of the few folks not "dumb enough" to watch Friends. How do you sleep at night?

Oh yeah, and get a life.

I don't think she should be worried about Miss Connelly she had a big threat called Scarlett Johansson in that movie .So jen my advice to you get a life you're not that blockbuster star anymore and what's your big hit??? Friends???Isn't that a TV series as I remember??

I'd like to 'pull out' on Aniston AND Connelly at the same time. If they can't learn to share, I'll show them how.

#53 made my day. ahahahahahaha

I don't ever want to meet the kind of person that thinks FRIENDS is the greatest show of all time.

Please love me, see my nipples are hard so I MUST be a great actress. And I dye my hair blonde so I am super talented too.

Why did Brad leave me?? I suck at life and at sex and pretty much everything, but I have hard nipples and bottle blonde hair.

58 - you're right. there are A LOT of low brow dumbasses and 13 year olds that exist and have watched Friends.

maybe you should

get an education - my answer to " like get a life, or whatever!" ( what you say )

then you will learn that Friends isn't a smart show.

Are you kidding me, 48?! Jennifer Connelly actually has worth a shit movies on her resume.. you can't top Requiem for a Dream. Jennifer Aniston has well, Friends.... Connelly is by far the biggest A-lister. And she's much hotter. Fuck Aniston. That nose makes her look like a dude.

JA is sooooo manly............

Connely is one of the most beautiful women in the world, that big noes, man chinned bobble-head should be afraid.

Also Connely has an Oscar, a husband and kids Anniston must really hate her

Hehehehehe...nip-ons!

Jennifer Aniston is hollow, self-absorbed and shameless in her promotion of her product (Smartwater). What has she ever done that was not about HER?

#62 is right-on.

I hope they redo the scene from requiem for a dream! 4-way butt to butt!!! Jennifer Connely mmmm.

Every movie jennifer anistons been in was shit.
her talent is shit shes someone who should have never made it.
She has good luck and that stupid haircut that made her famous.
Shes not beautiful just very average with no acting skills.

For her to talk about anyone in the Industry is just a joke.
Shes just another Heidi Montag who fucked the right boyfriends
which got her even more attention.

Jennifer Connelly is a lot more interesting.
Shes not a big star but atleast her work is
more diverse and of better quality.You can
actually watch a movie Jennifer's C has been in.

The woman always has hard nipples!

She is cute and sexy. She is also my favorite. I saw her profile on "S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m " last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.

Aniston is so PATHETIC. Thats why they had buy a man for her. John Mayer is so pathetic to play that old birds pathetic jealousy games. What kind of real man do that. Yeah he is very gay.

71. Pernille you can buy bras made like that.

Lemme just say that if I were in a threesome with these Jens, I would want to finish on Connelly's face 'cause she is by far the hotter one.

Jennifer and John Mayer are douche bags. Both suck at what they do.

Is Ryan Reynolds going to be okay? I mean, I don't really want his ass raped.

who cares whattbitch thinks!!! Jennige Connelly shouldnt share the screen with aniston, shes a real actress and a real lady, i think aniston is just jealous of her because that hooker will never be as good as her!

I see your nipples are HARD.
WERE YOU THINKING OF ANOTHER WOMAN?
................friend COX?

The character "Randal" is indeed a series - of various people. The original is a moron who overstates the obvious with his little touch of cocksuckery. He says nothing of any depth, like "Jennifer being a star that outshines them all". Jesus, I could have said that when I was like 10 years old.
Fucking SAY something. And you guys are entertained by this?

Damn you people are morons indeed.
Good thing the world economy is going to crash leading to the deaths of billions. We need a good genetic douching. The specie is diluted.
DIE

The Asshole with underpacked brain cells

Sorry, but Aniston does not hold a candle to JC.

Connelly has exquisite bone structure and a striking coloring.

Besides, there must be something wrong with JA since she refused to have Brad Pitt's babies.

As for SJ, she's an ordinary looking broad with huge floppy tits and the most horrendous sense of style I've ever seen.

Spectacular nips every time.....

Connelly is by far the hotttesttt. Mary is right you can buy bras with built in nipples.
So guys go to the store and buy a bunch if you like them that much.

jennifer maniston is suuuuuuch a joke, people feel pity for her more than envy...wasn't interesting enough to keep brad around, ugly mouth, horsey looking, bleeech, and no talent taboot.
connelly is gorgeous

Brad wanted a family, and now he has it. Jennifer didn’t want a family, and she doesn’t. Jennifer just hangs around Courteney Cox’s family all day, which causes problems in Courteney’s marriage. Great friend. (per US magazine)

Damned right Anniston is jealous - Connelly is stunningly beautiful.