Jun 19 2008Jamie Lynn Spears has her baby - and it's a girl!

Yeppers.

I am the father

Poptarts!

Poptarts!

Bacon bits

Congrats to her.

Hope the kid grows up normal.

FRST SUCKAS!!!

FRST SUCKAS!!!

The rumor was she may have gotten pregnant by a brotha'. Can't wait to see if the baby "has a tan".

She is so beautiful. Her blog and photos were found at" C e l e b Mi n g l e . c o m"---- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.

@9.

By 'a' brother. Or by 'her' brother?? Because if Little Maddie Briann comes out of the tomb with 3 eyes and a tail, you'll be looking stupid for even suggesting such a ridiculous assumption.

@9.

I think ya mean, "her" brother. Eh, we shall see. If little Maddie Briann comes out of the tomb with 3 eyes and a tail, it will all be confirmed.

#9

Nah. Only thing a southern brotha is good for is paying with our tax money more for rims and tires than the car is worth and ruining his credit at an early age. That and finding a co-signer to be able to shop at Best Buy.

Meh, whaddya expect from the town pump?

All this C-section business just gives me the shits. What's with the 'too posh to push' epidemic? You'd rather let someone cut you open and lift a baby out through the sun roof instead of letting it make its own way down the birth canal (and it is called that for a reason). Little bit of pain, a lot of reward...and no scar.
Be a mother from the start. Oh i forgot, you'll still a child yourself. Well someone should slap your mother.

I only have one child but if I were pregnant again; I would get a c-section so my pussy stays tight. The pussy gets loose after having 2 or more babies.

#11 - a swing...and a miss

#12 - a swing...and a miss

I expect young Maddie to get pregnant in about 4 years. Maybe sooner.

Que congratulations?

I'm with Foxy on this one... and not just because she is foxy. The great news is Jamie Lynn's mom is now a grandmother. I heard the first draft of her book (How to be an Outstanding Grandmother) is due out tomorrow.

Deb, who the fuckery told you that shit? the body retracts - the muscles in the vagina are very good at this. In fact they are made for it. It's what allows your body to accommodate different (sized ) partners. So your husband doesn't know when you've been spending too much time with your toy... Practice your clenching girl and your pussy will stay tight forever.

Shoulda named the tardlette "NickiLuu DeeAnn" after the real dad (her show's producer).

I expect Lynns book to be 250 pages full of

??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Britney will read it:

Funny hooky mark, huh, the what sign, huh, nother funny hooky mark. Ah, mom, this is great!!

I wonder who will get the honor of popping little Maddie's cherry.........Sean Preston or Jayden James.

21

My pussy is tight and I want it to stay tight but all my friends that have 2 or more babies say they are loose and would get a c-section if they could do it all over again so their pussies stay tight. I never put a vibrator up me, I just put it right on my clit.

@22 *waves* hi stupidface!!

#16,
Deb,
You're full of shit. My wife gave birth to 5 children, the last being 8 years-ago. Sure it is loose for a while after birth, but it gets right back to pre-kids with the right exercises (kiegels) and a little time. Women are their own worst enemies. Do you also talk women out of breastfeeding because it "hurts"? So what have we learned today? C-sections= bad idea unless medically necessary. Breastfeeding= good for baby, cheap, and convienient if learned to do properly. Natural birth= no scars, less risk, faster recovery and same tight pussy in the long run.

Maddie Briann.....the future Mrs. Sean Preston Spears Federline.

You loosey gooseys must not have had any stitches. lol. I had one natural and one c section and Im not at all loose in fact after the stitches down there dissoleved and I had sex, I was like a virgin all over again. Too bad you guys dont do your kegal exercises, then maybe your man would get a tighter fit.lol.

Ted. Ted Ted Ted. Ted. 5 children. Five? Five?!?!! 5. I'm hurtin', Ted, and this is what you do to me. You know I can't take it anymore, Ted. I thought you loved me, Ted. Ted. Ted...

#27

Everyone knows that breast feeding is the best for baby and all women should do it for at least 3 months part time or full time. I had a tough time breast feeding at first because my baby did not latch on correctly and it hurt bad. I contacted a lactation specialist and I breast fed fine after that.

My friends husbands cock is 3 inches hard and he said his wifes pussy is too loose after having 2 kids.

Can I ask you a personal question? What size is your cock? Maybe the cock size has something to do with it as well.

Dear Earth,
Sorry, but it am hoping one of them will take care of me in my old age. I just wanted to play the odds. You're fucked either way Earth. We grow most of our own food and butcher our own "pets". I don't drive very often and always recycle. I just really like having kids. Bless me father for I have sinned...

#31,
I'm not getting into this, but my 8 year-old's penis is bigger than your friend's husband's after getting out of a cold swimming pool. The pussy is probably fine, the peter is at fault... as usual...

Does Big Lots have a baby shower registry?

@22 Veggi troll, that was kind of funny, kudos.

another slut in the making

So what's the O/U on when Maddie get's knocked up say 2-3years?

my pussy is going to stay tight (for real) forever because I plan on never having kids.

thats how I plan on staying young forever, too.

but dont tell anyone my secret! lol

my pussy is going to stay tight (for real) forever because I plan on never having kids.

thats how I plan on staying young forever, too.

but dont tell anyone my secret! lol

Lol @ 35. I agree.

JAMIE LYNN SPEARS,CLOSE YOUR LEGS YOU FAT ASS BITCH!STOP SPAWNING UGLY BABIES THAT'S GOING GROW UP TO BE A WHORE LIKE YOU!

#34 Auntie....Let me save you some time....she is registered at the Gas-N-Go in Kentwood LA.

Ted from LA is an Irish Catholic. I never would have guessed.

Hummm. This thread has been a real gynecology lesson.

@37 & 38 We are all really happy your pussy is going to stay tight forever..

Do all the exercises you want, I'm sticking with 15-year-old virgins. It's not like they recalled Rohypnol or anything.

I wonder if Aunt Britney dropped her yet.

Man, what a waste of a nice pair of 16 yr old tits.....already heading south...

Looks like Casey's gonna have him a little something on the side in, say, 10 years.

I'm I the only one who found it ironic that baby Spears weighs 7-11?

Did she give birth to a girl or a Cabbage Patch Kid holding a bag of chips and a signed can of RedBull from Xavier Roberts??

Wow, great job there Jamie Lynn --- click the link. I had a feeling this would happen...... stupid kids.... It's like the movie "Idiocracy" coming IRL

I believe the baby was a breach so no amount of pushing would have helped there.

A little practical advice for a new mom... Only in Kentwood, LA is it legal to secure your infant in a car with duct tape and/or used fishing line.

Nice cankles, Jamie Lynn. Great to hear a new generation of fine women in that family has joined us.

#41,
You're right, but I don't attend church, believe in Jesus or church doctrine. I do, however, drink too much, but I am cutting back. Ummmmm.... Guinness...

@31

Shit Deb, "lactation specialist" is my middle name

And a 3 inch cock? And WHY hasnt this guy jumped off a fucking bridge yet?

I would literally cry ever waking moment if that was me (and not just after I start drinking)

Ted from L.A.....have I told you lately that I love you?
Seriously, I've had 3 kids...last one was 10 lbs. 3 oz. and 22 1/2 inches long (with a big ol' head) and no C-sections. I don't have issues in the Southern Region.

I didn't realize you have FIVE kids! Props to the missus!
Oh, and Earth, perhaps one of Ted's brood will cure cancer, teach us to give up our addiction to foreign oil and cheaply made merchandise, or at the very least
save Katie Holmes!

I wonder how long it'll be until we see a bottle full of Mountain Dew propped in that baby's mouth?

XOXOXOXO edamame.

#28 - I hear Maddie Briann is knocked up already.

funniest writeup all week superfish! ROFL

Learn a lesson from Britney, Jamie Lynn: you can't have your baby and eat it too.

Congratulations! Only 15 years until the kid is pregnant too.

did they check that thing for stupid?

Thank goodness this post turned into an informative discussion about tight vaginae (thanks spell check). My question is why haven't I ever heard of kegal exercises, and subsequently why isn't there a video series available? I'm guessing a franchise of kegal videos would force pilates into the history books for good. And one and two and three... now breathe... again... Okay we have a script now we just need some models.

those are some huge tits. Should I be arroused? Am I a pedo for being arroused? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... oh well.

Congratulations Jamie!

I hope the birth went well and that your baby girl is doing just as well and is healthy too. Give my regards to the family and hope to see and hear from you soon.

xoxo

P.S. Say high to Britney for me!

Randal

Wasn't she only pregnant for 3 months?

(http://www.iwatchstuff.com

Jimbo-good luck at finding a 15 year old virgin.

Good for her, now she can move into a one bedroom subsidize apartment, get food stamps, and free medical like all the other pregnant teens in the US. Oh, I forgot, she's rich, so she can afford a new house and an SUV, and not have to struggle like the rest of them. It must be nice. I bet she can also sell the pix of her baby for 1M to some trashy Catholic tabloid.

Sure you don't mean trashy Christian tabloid?

LAST!!!!

Now that you have a daughter, teach her to close your legs so she doesn't grow up to be stupid and untalented like you are, Jamie Lynn. If you can't set an example for anyone, at least do it for your stupid daughter. You already fail at everything else you do anyway. I wonder how your mother managed to raise two stupid fucked-up daughters. Lmao.

I wouldn't be too surprised if she grew up to be a poser like Avril Lavigne or an untalented emo singer like Ashlee Simpson.In any case, good luck raise your BASTARD DAUGHTER. NOT.

P.S: I bet 1 billion dollars your daughter is going to grow up just as fucked up and dumb as you are.

She has to cross the state line into MISSISSIPPI in order to have adequate health care?!? Sweet Jesus, Loser-anna is fucked up...

Whore. DO you think she'll be a good 16-year old mother?

Sheeeeeiiiiiit.

a girl, oh no! A new Poptard in 2021

Bet it's black.

"Maddie" -- nice trendy name, stupid bitch.

I love the names white trash name their kids. It's almost as funny as the names black people come up with.

Ten years from now, kids' names will just be a series of symbols. **&%, (), ##$$%, 78910:), and Shaniqua***&%^8392590&&&&&Jones.

Moooo.

We REALLY need to bring back the chastity belt. Seriously.

BACK TO THE PROSTITUTES?

Jamie Lynn will be a grandma by age 30

slutttt\

slutttt\

Hasta el tronco!!!, que bueno hija sigue los ejemplos de tú hermanita.

OMG

she won't be a good mum.

congratulations to jamie!

a girl..

great <3!

I hope Maddie will grow up as normal as she can!

And at all the Jamie insults,
why do you do that?
What has she done to you ?

she's just a normal girl...
and she has done a mistake..

okay but
nobody's perfect.

think about it!

why do want a baby you are way to young

why do want a baby you are way to young