Jun 24 2008Heidi Montag excretes another single

First!

... would make a great cell phone ring tone.

(just for the looks people would give you when you get a call)

That TSA agent should wash his arm after a body cavity search.

Hah. What a dumb bitch. I hope she dies.

She can stick that album up her RedONE.

Still digging her tight sexy body and that blank stare that says "your wish is my command"

Wow. Horrid song, made my poor kid start crying.

Butterface. I hope TSA raped her ass with his latex glove cavity search. She probably is smuggling little Spence jizz up. Toxic. They both need to die a very public and very painful death.

WOW...Now thats a GREAT SONG!! I cant wait to hear it at the clubs! She is so cute...if I was really a girl, Id want to look and be just like her. Shes soooo lucky, that Spencer is HOTTTTTTT!!

!!! GO SPEIDI !!!

I have never in my life heard such horrible, horrible music. I mean, it's incredible.

Why is she staring at that customs officer like she wants to make love to him? She's disgusting.

Super Producer RedONE > Recorded Prune Poseur
I'd still demolish her.

As is his custom, Spencer volunteer for strip search and full boy cavity examination by the TSA agent with rheumatoid arthritis in his knuckles.

C'Mon guys...dont be so hard on them. They are HOT and CUTE! and shes got a great voice. Dont hate!

!! GO SPEIDI !!

That hurt...

Just looked at the lyrics (or "words" as Heidi would call them)

HEIDI !!!!
Ohhh Ohhh
La La La
We Love Designer

I am, I’m too fabu-lous
I’m so fierce that it’s so nuts
I live, to be model thin
Dress me, I’m your manne-quin

(A bunch of designer names in a “French” accent)

Fashion put it all on me
Don’t you want to see these clothes on me
Fashion put it all on me
I am anyone you want me to be
Fashion put it all on me
Don’t you want to see these clothes on me
Fashion put it all on me
I am anyone you want me to be

She then repeats the lyrics above twice more beforeending by repeating:

Ohhh Ohhhhh
La La La
We love designer

Over and over. WHAT A NARCISTIC CUNT!!! **Every** phrase, every sentence, every word for Christ' sake is about Heidi. DId anyone look at the comments below the song?

Who the fuck thought this was a good career move? WHo the fuck thought that she could sing?
The "prducer" of this album should be shot. BTW he is also working with Michael Jackson on his "comback" album.
Anyone connected to this should be killed with extreme prejudice.

oh, shit. she sucks. who the fuck told her she could sing?!

shes a tool

When her mouth's open it reminds me of John Graziano.

i'm looking forward to the video, jazzhands for the WIN!

Is she a SECRET sister of MONGOL willis?

Folks somehow the writing style seems to be different,- what's up with that?
I usually have to laugh but not anymore :-(

&16

Oh lawd, i can just imagine the video now. It's 100% got to be set on a cat walk.

3- shut yo mouth..

16- holy shit!! really? I can't hear the song on this computer.... (thankfully)

Wonder what Randal thinks..

To airport security as she lifts her god-awful shades "Ya, see it's really me. I'm just so famous for being the laughing stock of celeb wanna be's I have to pretend to be like them in as many ways as possible! They wear shades inside so nobody can recognize them, er us." No amount of makeup or plastic surgury can change the fact that this chicks "beauty" is below average. Nothing classy, nothing sexy, nothing beautiful in her face. Anna Nicole had more grace and sexiness in her face than this fake horse look alike and Anna was older too!

I'd listen to her music if she let me bang her silly for a weekend. Then I would tell her the music stunk.

Holy Fuck.

... There are no more words to describe this.

come on i thought you weren't going to post anymore about those fucknuts.

Funny the only "nice" comment is from #6 and he only wants to make a sperm recepticle out of her! Haha sooo funny! That poor skank heidi, she is such a people pleaser. Look how she reads this site! So pathetic! Notice how she keeps that vile thing called a mouth of hers closed no in most of the shots cause she read here how nausiating it was to us. Well since your such a people pleasin acomodator, Heidi please admit that dork spencer has a tiny dick, then kill him and your self!!! Please!!!! it will make us all so pleased!!! Your song sounds like my 8 year old sister put it together. You just go to show how ignorant American people are that anyone would give you a chance to make innocent peoples ears bleed. R u serious Heidi? I'm so glad you live your life that way! its the best revenge! (Cuz your life is all about ego meaning =empty!

the most vapid, empty headed bimbo on the planet.

i can't believe this chick is making money by doing absolutely nothing. it's really one of the great mysteries of life.

Goofy or not ... She's hot!

Wait, her ID card says she's black..... HEIDI, you got some "splaining to do.... LMAO

I'd rather have R. Kelly pee in my ears than have to listen to anything that comes out of either of these retarded monkeys

I heard the record producer went home after recording this and blew his head off.

this will be huge in Japan.

At least she's got a hot body, unlike those blimps that get called "curvy" and "normal" because they eat like pigs.

I have a general question, because I have nothing to say about this nobody. Is it possible to have big tattoos and not hate yourself? It just seems like self-mutilation.

I smell a hit. Oh wait that's actually my nuts, kinda hot here today.

totto,
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Let me just show you all the lyrics to the first verse:
I am, I’m too fabu-lous
I’m so fierce that it’s so nuts
I live, to be model thin
Dress me, I’m your manne-quin

She lives to be model thin. Let's hope she starves herself into oblivion so we don't have to hear anymore of this crap.

Top prize goes to the person who can get her driver's license number off that first photo.

Looks like she has an organ donor sticker on there. I pity any recipient in advance.

Eyed luve too see her donatte herr orgins.

eyed likke to sea herr donatte spensirs organ two ala loranena boobiitt

her music sucks and has a weird face, but gosh, she (most of the time) has an awesome fashion sense ... and has a really nice body

Tattoos are an artistic way to express yourself. You don't have to hate yourself to get tattoos otherwise a large majority of people would truly hate themselves. Just because you don't prefer to have them on your body doesn't make everyone else wrong for what they like.

She sucks. He sucks. But the superficial should stop putting them on here. It was funny at first with the posed shots but the repeated stories are giving them cred. They need to go away. Untalented, boring and smug..please see that they never are on here again.

@44 - whatever. Tattoos are for white trash and street nigs.

I'm going to hurt myself.

Here we go, again -- once again, kitties. Hate is the new adoration. MTV, US mag recognize that hate sells. Superficial is on the payroll, keeping their keen little faces on the front page.

WHaaaaaat the????????????????????

Was that supposed to be a REAL song??????

Spencer must be punking her, and somebody is punking him, and their entire celeberty status is a complete hoax on America.

why, god?

REIGN IN BLOOD

"And it's official: Even if strippers and malt liquor shot out of Heidi's uvula, I'd rather hear the sound of my own testicles deflating then listen to another thing come out of her Harpie piehole. Rolling Stone, feel free to quote me on that."

That made me laugh so hard....thanks.

And all those teen girls will make this song their bible, following role models like this skank and Britney Spears' sister Jamie... just look at all those pregnant girls who plotted to get pregnant all at once.

@46 I guarantee you 75% of the people you pass on the street have tattoos, you just can't see a majority of them because they're in places most people won't see. So, it must be that the executive vice president of Dell is white trash? Or, I'm sorry, is he a street nig? Just because everyone doesn't share the same narrow-minded, ignorant views as you, doesn't mean they are wrong.

@54 I did not know 75% of people walking down the street have tattoos. That's about as rebellious as eating vanilla ice cream straight out of the container. You're sheep.

Que worthless!

Ohh There are no more words to describe this.

Heidi is going to star in the latest Blacks in Blondes porno dvd. I hear she's going to do a double black penetration.

Heidi is going to star in the latest Blacks in Blondes porno dvd. I hear she's going to do a double (black) penetration.

Didn't you say you wouldn't post about anyone on the hills unless they were in a bikini?

it sounds like a track from an old nintendo 64 game
@18 tool is to good for her

I don't think that's her drivers license. The photo shows someone wearing a black jacket with shoulder pads. Very 1980's.

And wow, just wow. Those lyrics are a study in self aggrandizing promotion. Next she'll be selling ad space on that huge lantern jaw of hers.

I don't think that's her drivers license. The photo shows someone wearing a black jacket with shoulder pads. Very 1980's.

And wow, just wow. Those lyrics are a study in self aggrandizing promotion. Next she'll be selling ad space on that huge lantern jaw of hers.

wow....just.....wow. Sounds like a track from a little girls' Barbie movie. How can she possibly expect anyone to take her seriously as a singer or even a person?? She is so pathetic! This song is so pathetic! I wanna stick a hot poker through my ears!!!!!

Dear Heidi,

Please die. And be sure to take your cockmunch boyfriend with you when you do. Thank you.

Sincerely,

The entire world

this sounds like an ace of base rip-off. i mean the lyrics are atrocious, but if it was the 90s, she might have had a hit here.

I love* this kind of music. It takes no talent from anyone involved, except whoever wrote the formula for voice + synthesizer = music.

*hate

Hate them but love the outfit. What kind of purse is she carrying?

That was dreadful.

But I'm gonna listen to it again

the first 3 seconds of the beat are quite good... the rest seriously fucking blows. one of the worst songs i have ever heard and i am not exaggerating

My god i have heard better sound coming from my cat while he was trying to puke up a hairball. Who ever told her she could sing must have been deaf.

my dog makes a more pleasant sound when she's hacking up one of my tampons that she dug out of the trashcan.

It just sounds like this girl wants designers to give her free clothes. What a dumb song.

Bowie should decapitate her with a blunt cleaver.

you know, its one thing to put out such a horrible song that i cant even stand to listen to the whole thing....

but this time she's gone too far. ten seconds into the song, my car started vomiting, had a seizure, and then died. i'm fuckin' PISSED.

you know, its one thing to put out such a horrible song that i cant even stand to listen to the whole thing....

but this time she's gone too far. ten seconds into the song, my car started vomiting, had a seizure, and then died. i'm fuckin' PISSED.

Who's standing on the 15 foot step ladder taking the first picture?

Spence is grimacing like he's got a 14 inch wiener jammed up the tailpipe

She started her own record label because no one else would sign this piece of crap!

@77. Nobody. Heidi is just really effing short

I no longer blame terrorists for hating America. That's the only thing I can possibly think after listening to this. If Elvis were really alive, we'd all know, because he would've shown up at this "recording session," ring-beat Heidi to death, and then sung a gospel tune so badassly that everyone else there died immediately. I'm going to drink.

"Still digging her tight sexy body and that blank stare that says "your wish is my command""

I must agree. It's a shame her tits are fake, but I'd still suck the stains out of her panties. =D As for the song... I'm not listening to it, but yeah, I'm sure it will do well in Japan. The Japanese like lots of stupid stuff.

....she cannot be serious. this has to be some big joke or something. holy shit. that was horrendous. i mean, it was so bad that it's hilarious....who writes lyrics like that? who?? besides heidi montag, apparently...

epic fail. the damage to my ears is irreparable - there is a lot of blood.
i'll probably sue for this.

That was horrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was going to say that this sounds like a 12-year-old Japanese girl with a 1987 Casio keyboard, but then I realized that it would be offensive to 12-year-old Japanese girls and Casios.

Why do stupid cunts like you give publicity to stupid cunts like this?? Don't you realize YOU are part of the problem?

it sounds like some 80's crap... the one that has been rejected and thrown in the trash but by some fate, Heidi found it and decided to record it. WTH was that? also, the lyrics is BS... Someone, please, strangle her,...

a profit seeking entity is producing this record?

awww...i feel so bad for this skank. she has the worst song, she has low self esteem, and everyone hates her.

Rimma- She's carying a Balenciaga bag
and wearing an hermes scarf

She's totally trying to take the Nicole Richie train to success, who proved to the world that you CAN become a high profile celeb by wearing scarves and oversized sunglasses.

Oh God, when she says "Manolo," I started crying laughing.

This is the dumbest song I've ever heard. Oh God, I'm STILL laughing.

Oh God, when she says "Manolo," I started crying laughing.

This is the dumbest song I've ever heard. Oh God, I'm STILL laughing.

Oh God, when she says "Manolo," I started crying laughing.

This is the dumbest song I've ever heard. Oh God, I'm STILL laughing.

....and that in the middle, is that supposed to be French?????

She has sweaty armpits. YUCK.

Jesus fucking christ. I think I'd almost rather listen to her terrible first song than this one.

We as a human race are all doomed. Ignore the ongoing fighting and suffering that occurs daily on earth because this vacuum of a woman is flooding our ears and minds with the same shit we are forced to hear and see daily. I think someone should drop a bomb on los angeles and just call it a day.

@89....LOL!!

I am just awaiting the day Mozart, Tupac, James Brown, Jimi Hendrix, and Elvis rise up from the grave and hack this bitch and her "boyfriend" to death with rusty machetes for this shit. That way, if the massive blood loss won't kill them, maybe the infection that sets in later will.....

That is all....

I had a melodic fart this weekend after eating bean burritos the night before that will win a grammy.

True story.

KILL IT WITH FIRE.

The sad part is that people will actually buy and listen to this garbage.

@103

settle down. no they won't.

spencer will buy a few thousand copies, but that's about it.

The song is like some parody that Mad TV would do. However, I think irony is a word Ms. Montag is unfamiliar with. I think it has to do with her inability to get oxygen to her brain; as you can observe by her always wide open maw, the girl needs to suck in as much of it as possible. Someone please take Heidi by the hand and lead her off the "stage". Where are those hook things they used to use to drag people off?

P.S. As to her fuckability, whatever. She's a pretty (vapid) face with a tight little (fake) bod that the majority of us would like to screw. But aren't there a million other girls who are gorgeous (with real parts), and have talent, and don't go around like a whale shark with their mouth wide open all the time?

WHY does every stupid celeb think they can SING?!?!?!

WHY does every stupid celeb think they can SING?!?!?!

Haha @102.

She sounds like a drunk bitch at a karaoke bar.

its like aids...in my ears

I love how that guy has to wear gloves just to touch things she owns.
Smart man, give him a medal.