Jun 4 2008Gwyneth Paltrow will force herself to get pregnant again

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I think I could seriously violate this Ice Princess.

Ha, I was first.

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I'm so glad I got the first and third positions!!! I win! The rest of you are all mindless retards!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO she'll force herself? Wow.. And babies are overrated.. And she KNOWS this and that's why she'd have to FORCE herself.. Man.. I wonder if her man has to gag and bag her to have sex with her.. Geesh.. *shrugs* she sounds like a tool..

Oh right, but if I force her, it's a sexual assault... fucking double standards...

I have the most comments in these first few posts. Don't anybody I'm seriously retarded either because this is what life is about; being a WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : D

I have the most comments in these first few posts. Don't anybody tell me I'm seriously retarded either because this is what life is about; being a WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : D

I win again!!! HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

She is a HUGE bitch!!! She came to look at a carpet once in NYC. Won't name the company, but it is located in the D&D Building. The slaes people are taught not to act star struck. Her sales rep introduced her to another sales rep and because she didn't make a big deal about meeting her, Mrs. P decided to leave immediately.

Plus I take it up the ass more than Tom Cruise. TCLTC

I win, I win, I win!!!!!!!! Yay me!!!!!!!!!

Oh no! she's got the Katie Holmes android smile!

Love her hair. Stellar.

Hater! Hater! Hater! #11 you're just a jealous troll! You're jealous of my awesome wonderfulness!

Yay me!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And I will force myself not to care, for eternity.

I have the very same purse.

Hmm . . . after soundly bitch-slapping #11, and putting that evil hater bitch in his place, maybe I should read the article . . .

frigid bitch.

You're God damn right I'm a jealous troll. I can't believe you pwned me so hard core. You're bastard people. I'm just going to go bite my pillow.

Bah, forget that, everytime she has a baby, Coldplay releases shitty music. They just came out with a solid album. She could at least wait a year or 2, for the sake of his career. How much could she have possibly gotten from Iron man...

Note to self, need to research how a manly looking B list 'actress' can have a growing seed implanted.

@ #20: Good, you go bite your pillow, and I'll bite Gwyneth Paltrow's pillows, so there!

Now, I hope you've learned your lesson troll!

I got nothin bad to say about her..... and I like Coldplay......

But I am enjoying the "I'm so glad I won, I'm the best, I win" comments for some odd reason (vodka)... and of course, it's nice to see that the Jimbo troll got it's sex change and seems to have recovered quickly..

23- haha! good morning troll!!

@ #20 again: There, see! See right there in comment #24! And look! Look at #25!!!!!! veggi likes me best! So there!

Hah! #20, pwned again by veggi's favorite troll!

Good morning veggi! : )

I'm the best troll ever!

She might be thinking:
.........................................JUST IMAGINE I WAS HOLLY MADISON?
what would be next?

she always reminds me of wilted lettuce.

How is it possible that every single time this bitch opens her mouth it is to say something utterly obnoxious or completely oblivious to the world around her? Does she undergo some sort of desensitizing treatment or enter a self absorption chamber where the rest of the world fades from existence and the entirety of her universe morphs into the sum total of just her being...
A better question: Who are these "journalists" - and I use that word in as broad a connotation as possible (Sort of like what Scientology is to religion.) - who can bear to hear these utterly stupid and self absorbed statements and can simultaneously fawn whilst avoiding the diabolical urge to hurl their breakfast croissant into the interviewee's lap...?
Whenever I see or hear this broad's take on life I am reminded of John Belushi grabbing the guitar from the guy on the steps in Animal House: He rightly smashes up the guitar of this asshole and then just shrugs and says 'Sorry' and moves on having saved the world/audience from the total douchebaggery of this guy's "act"...
...and I will close with this: This walking/talking douche can go Hogan Family all she wants on that head of her's but having seen that bush countless times thanks to the Internet that gal is sporting a crotch as dark and furry as an Ewok. So: F U you phony bitch and I sincerely hope Chris Martin HAS TO FORCE HIMSELF to sex you up so you can get preganant and then tell the next sycophant-posing-as-a-journalist how tough it is to be pregnant and "a working mom".

Well f*ck me.

Only thing positive I can say about Gwyneth Paltrow is that I really like her mom...........Blythe Danner..........in case you don't know who she is..........she played Robert Duvall's wife in The Great Santini.

I have some baby names picked out for Gwyneth:-

Pear, Honeydew, Carrot...... Squash, Parnsip, Thompson Seedless, Banana......

Oh, woops! that's my shopping list.
Carry on. ^-_-^

@32 - Thompson Seedless?! OMG, I laughed so hard at that I spewed on my monitor. Good one, Coco! LMAO

How can we "force" her to kill herself? Sure it's hard work, but "the result is so worth it."

please, Gwyneth, do us all a favor and don't force yourself. there's already too many fucked up hollywood babies in this world. oh wait, you're one of those!

Her dress is ugly and unflattering. I hate her.

She's a snivelling, elitist twat.

I'd put her uterus in a headlock. ;)

I'll hit that in the sequel.

Maybe it has something to do with Iron Man?

She is rich and can afford to relax all through her pregnancy. How about all the working moms who have to wake up in the morning with morning sickness, get the kids ready for school, and then take an hour commute to work.

i think she meant that pregnancy and giving birth is painful and fucks up your body - but its all worth it once the kid's there!

@41 Thats how I took it too, but I can see how she's being misinterpreted.

Such a boring woman.

Most women hate being pregnant. 9 months takes its toll and I am sure it must suck to lose your figure and your energy. So I understand why she would have to force herself. Having the kids arrive is great, but the build up sucks. Pregnant women are so emotional and tough to deal with. It really sucks to be them, and sometimes to be with them. So I get what she was saying 100%.

How about all you bitches gripping about pregnancy just shut the fuck up and deal with it. It's your responsibility as bitches to deal with it, not to complain about it.

If you are not financially stable and healthy, why pass on your rank genetics through your deformed underprivelged children then?

Gwyneth is about a B-cup from having a man-chest and Christina is about a double DD from a B-cup. If all it takes is to push out a brat why doesn't stupid ass Heidi deflate that hackjob of a chest and push out a Spencer rugrat?

45 and 46, same enlightened being.

#41

Epidural makes giving birth painless! And if a female is fit before getting pregnant and does not gain over 26 pounds during pregnancy then she will not mess up her body.

I cannot hate this bitch ENOUGH - right on # 29, right on, right on, right on.

All i got to say is:

She looked pretty hot in IRON MAN

Having children is a wonderful thing and she should be commended. In fact, I'll volunteer myself and my exceptionally long penis to help her with her new baby-making endeavor.

My wife liked being pregnant and we had sex all the time throughout each one. Glory days, they'll pass you by...

You two were lucky Ted. My pregnancies were great too, but I know some people who were sick and miserable the whole time, poor women!

I agree indigoivey. By the way, I don't know this actress, but judging from these posts, I hate her too.

She seems like a simpering bitch, but I could be wrong.

You don't know what kind of coertion it takes to get that girl pregnant!? Getting fucked by Chris Martin must be bad enough!

I loved fucking when I was pregnant couldnt get enough of it. I ran my then hubby in to the ground with my insatiable sexual demands!

I like this lady she pretty lady I stroke her hair, pretty lady

#6 excellent point, well made

#40 how about them? Who gives a shit? Yeah Fish, put some more "working moms" on the site, that'll bring in the hits. Mmmmm........varicose feet veins!

ARGHHH COLLARBONES!!!!!

She'll never get pregnant unless she starts eating again......hope she's not on that microbiotic crap again.

Other than that, she needs a side parting, a bit more weight on her, and she'll be fine. And I think the name of the kid has got to be Apricot, Grape, or Banana. At the very least.

When your feet are size 11 or 12, you probably shouldn't draw attention to them by wearing funky shoes. I thought everyone learned this lesson by looking at Paris Hilton's flipper collection.

Maybe she'll actually grow some tatas after the next puppy is squeezed out.

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