Jun 18 2008Gisele Bundchen might be kind of sort of freaking hot - and also topless

i see nothing

i see nothing

wouldn't turn it down of course, but there are some pretty sharp angles there. The whole anorexic ethiopian look just doesn't do it for me.

should be who's, not whose..if you're gonna dish it, gotta take it..

Her titties are movin around on the screen. yummy,LMAO

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEwowowowoww

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LAST

Damn she's a pencil. Still hot tho

Why all the fucking censor stars? You can't see a fucking thing.

Damn you Tom Brady!!!!

She's too thin and needs a paper bag to cover up that horse face. (I know, I know, we're never satisfied.)

I also think for being so thin she's completely full of shit. She does make a lot of $$ and is the top paid supermodel right now. It's been that way for a while now. She probably wants to keep it hush-hush, hence the denials.

i dont see the nips...im a girl and even I was disappointed
and yeah, I dont know, her face doesnt quite do it for me

I like it!

I've always been impressed with Gisele and how well she's done for herself over the years as a model. She is by far the richest model in history and the sixteenth richest woman in the entertainment world.

She is an inspiration to all aspiring models.

Randal

@14. You are a homosexual aren't you? Shut it down buddy.

She's the greatest fantasy girl ever. A Victoria's Secret model, so totally acceptable, but skinny as a boy with a face like a horse. So when it's that special fantasy that every guy has hidden away, and you're at the point when you're hoping to be "surprised" by a horsecock, you can still look at these pictures instead of having to close your eyes and pretend.

hot body, hot career, face not bad, but not so hot

#16.. sooooo right on.

it's like a praying mantis crossed with a grasshopoer crossed with a horse..

she's known as a fantastic model though, not necessarily for being a great beauty - being able to take a photo to the sponsor's liking very quickly without much diva-ness, making her lots and lots of $$$$$.

she's a disgusting mindless whore.

She's so nuclear freaking hot that she's radioactive.

To everyone saying she is ugly. She may not be your cup of tea, but by no means is she ugly. Amy Crackhouse is ugly, Gisele is a super model - big difference. Too skinny? Maybe, better than being too fat.

It is funny to hear her deny how much she made last year! And, what's up with the NSFW stars??? Use those when they are needed, not just to tease those of us hoping for some nip!

Call me crazy...but I don't like her. I like some meat with my potatoes! Straw legs & pointy stick faces just don't do it for me.

May a crow shit on your hair...and may a bus run over Pretty Boy Brady!

who's, not whose. who is about to suffer a horrible canoe accident. not whose about to suffer a horrible canoe accident.

Hsss! Hssss!!! Put away the claws!

God damn, what a fucking double standard with you girls. You think I'm bad, but then you trash a fucking supermodel?? Give me a break. God do women hate each other

Fish - Get to work on those pics of Shauna Sands flashing herself

it seems kind of pointless to cover your tits but spread your legs wide.

I, too, was going to complain about how SFW these NSFW pictures were... But I see that everyone else has already done so.

There is a God.

All I can say is I hope her boyfriend doesn't break down at the end of this season, like he did last year. The Celtics just won the NBA championship, the Red Sox will repeat as MLB champs in the fall, and then the Patriots need to win the Super Bowl to keep us Boston fans from becoming bored. So, anyway, what's it like to follow sports in all the other, minor areas of the country? Did your favorite team just win two in a row? Good for you!!!

GO BRUINS GO!

One year my brother got really sick with crohn's disease, he lost an enormous amount of weight and had to spend the summer in bed, if you added two widely spaced b-cup tits and a wig to my severly ill brother and made him pose around like a skank he would have looked exactly like this bitch. So yeah none of his guy friends or mine find this chick hot, she looks too much like a man, a man we know and no they don't find Fatass Kardashian hot either, they seem to like the middle ground of hot and toned yet still shapely women and I have to agree. It's funny though because we all call Gisele She-Paul and her commercials that are supposed to be sexy just make us laugh our asses off, especially since my bro does a wicked impression of her retarded accent.

Thank the lord I look like my mother.

Hey, Deacon, thanks for lumping us all together! btw, minor misunderstanding - we said we think you're "sad".

#30 - a major difference is that Gisele doesn't have a constant retch-inducing diarrhea stench, like your brother.

Report: President Bush Has Lowest IQ of All Presidents of Past 50 Years

If late night TV comedy is an indicator, then there has never been as widespread a perception that a president is not intellectually qualified for the position he holds as there is with President GW Bush.

In a report published Monday, the Lovenstein Institute of Scranton, Pennsylvania, detailed its findings of a four-month study of the intelligence quotient of President George W. Bush.

Since 1973, the Lovenstein Institute has published its research to the education community on each new president, which includes the famous "IQ" report among others.

According to statements in the report, there have been twelve presidents over the past 50 years, from F. D. Roosevelt to G. W. Bush who were all rated based on scholarly achievements, writings that they alone produced without aid of staff, their ability to speak with clarity, and several other psychological factors which were then scored in the Swanson/Crain system of intelligence ranking.

The study determined the following IQs of each president as accurate to within five percentage points:

147 Franklin D. Roosevelt (D)
132 Harry Truman (D)
122 Dwight D. Eisenhower (R)
174 John F. Kennedy (D)
126 Lyndon B. Johnson (D)
155 Richard M. Nixon (R)
121 Gerald Ford (R)
175 James E. Carter (D)
105 Ronald Reagan (R)
098 George HW Bush (R)
182 William J. Clinton (D)
091 George W. Bush (R)

The six Republican presidents of the past 50 years had an average IQ of 115.5, with President Nixon having the highest IQ, at 155.

President G. W. Bush was rated the lowest of all the Republicans with an IQ of 91. The six Democrat presidents had IQs with an average of 156, with President Clinton having the highest IQ, at 182. President Lyndon B. Johnson was rated the lowest of all the Democrats with an IQ of 126.

No president other than Carter (D) has released his actual IQ, 176.

Among comments made concerning the specific testing of President G. W. Bush, his low ratings were due to his apparent difficulty to command the English language in public statements, his limited use of vocabulary (6,500 words for Bush versus an average of 11,000 words for other presidents), his lack of scholarly achievements other than a basic MBA, and an absence of any body of work which could be studied on an intellectual basis. The complete report documents the methods and procedures used to arrive at these ratings, including depth of sentence structure and voice stress confidence analysis.

"All the Presidents prior to George W. Bush had a least one book under their belt, and most had written several white papers during their education or early careers. Not so with President Bush," Dr. Lovenstein said. "He has no published works or writings, so in many ways that made it more difficult to arrive at an assessment. We had to rely more heavily on transcripts of his unscripted public speaking."

The Lovenstein Institute of Scranton, Pennsylvania, think-tank includes high-caliber historians, psychiatrists, sociologists, scientists in human behavior, and psychologists. Among their ranks are Dr. Werner R. Lovenstein, world-renowned sociologist, and Professor Patricia F. Dilliams, a world-respected psychiatrist.

This study was commissioned on February 13, 2001, and released on July 9, 2001, to subscribing member universities and organizations within the education community.

@31

I dont see one good comment about her "Girls"

Man, Kim's too fat, Giselle's too skinny...

I wish you were there in college when the sororities used to bring their freshmen pledges to our house, blindfolded and crying. They would strip them down to their bra and panties, give us markers and tell us to circle their "problem areas" Fucking great! I would have a field day with you I bet

Beat-off material for weeks, especially DZ and AST chicks, whew!

I can't hate on this girl. I think she's beautiful...... She's skinny as hell but must be in her genes cuz I've seen alot of pictures of her eating a whole lotta food. And unlike most supermodels, she's not all coked out nor does she refuse to get out of bed for anything less than $10,000 a day.
Any girls who say she's ugly is on some other shit with that. Amy Crackwhore is ugly, that's right. Freaking Parasite Slut-ton is freaking ugly with her lazy eye looking like a down syndrome reject.... But Giselle, not even close to ugly

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While I would hit that. The man face would remind me of Michael Strahan coming in for a sack.

She's pretty and all but it really makes you afraid that if you touch her you may break something, damn shes skinny!

Gisele Bundchen might be kind of anorexic and titless

no tits i see..they are hiding

Yeah she's a supermodel, which means she is at the top of a GAY male dominated world that nearly shit its collective pants when they tried to ban women who have a BMI of under 18 from walking the catwalk. Do you know how fucking sickly thin women under 18 BMI are? (I’m a personal trainer and I’ve worked with anorexic girls to help them get healthy) Nicole Richie is around 18 (BMI wise) and these bitches in the modeling world are fucking 10 inches taller so they look even freakier at such low weights. I did some modeling in for a while (sick fucking industry) and when I was in Paris walking the streets NO ONE looked at the female models they look like scarecrow aliens, freakishly tall, starving, pale, miserable aliens and they dress like fucking retards, EVERY guy was looking at the hot young things with tight bodies and beautiful faces with sweet perky little butts; you know the normal hot girls who compare themselves to supermodels. And the models I worked with were all fucing coke heads, with bad attitudes and they were the stupidest most boring women I've ever met, no sense of humor, no personality it was fucking unbearable. I could not wait to meet some normal fucking WOmen who actually looked like pretty girls instead of anorexic men, yes I slept with some of the models and it freaked me out, they smelled like cigarettes and their bodies were just skin and bone, you wanna know what it's like to spank a supermodel, go smack one of your friends on the shoulder; hot? Not so much.

I don't sit around and let society dictate who I should find hot. This hag looks like a skinny pot head I went to school with and no one found that turd attractive, she has a naaaaaassty MANLY face and she lacks the sweet hot bod of a WOman. I would take so many women over this fucking bitch and you know she's a fucking bitch.

I SMELL FISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

33, your IQ must be single digit for posting that along with a link to urban legends pointing out that the 'study' was a complete fabrication.

Veggi was that supposed to offend me or my brother? Since he has a great sense of humor he is the first one to make fun of himself for that (you could take some notes since you are the least funny person on here) and btw models are the most notorious laxative users ever so you could NOT be more wrong. Now aren’t you a vegetarian, meaning you are the last person who can make fun of stanky shits and putrid bungholes. Now please veggi we all know that you are the most miserable person alive so there is really no need to constantly prove it to us.

Dude looks like a lady, kinda? I guesssss?? Her face is not the least bit attractive. She looks manly and with all the makeup and photography tricks they use for these models, that's pretty disturbing! She's skinny....that's about all. No curves, just looks like a tall, skinny, dude with long hair. I don't get why people think she's great! Now some may jump on my case and say that I must be gay or something because I find her repulsive but the true fact of the matter is that YOU must be a homo to like this broad because she looks like a dude from some 80's glam rock band. Nice tuck job Gisele....almost had some of use fooled;)

#33:

Your post seems like a lot of mindless left-wing propaganda. You're probably one (or all) of the following:

-a conspiracy theorist
-French
-a gut-sucking faggot
-a freedom-hating hippie
-a mindless Obama-loving automaton

Shut your fucking trap and look at the pictures of the gorgeous woman in front of you rather than whacking off to your photoshopped image of Obama with a halo around his fat, Muslim loving head.

I don't like this chick. She isn't remotely hot. She's too skinny and has an ugly face. Definitely the worst of all the famous models.

That having been said, she's rich, so of course I'd do her.

I always knew Tom Brady was gay. These pics confirm it. SHE'S A MAN BABBBEEE! Nice horse face, hag!

@44 peepers, you sound like you need to poop.

I don't understand why everyone hates on the skinny chicks, stop being jealous.. we all know your ass is a bag full of cottage cheese. I'd rather look like her than any of these fat, cellulite, Kim Kardashian looking whores that have to cover their butt with a sarong when wearing a swim suit. You poor souls, how do you do it?

I don't understand why everyone hates on the skinny chicks, stop being jealous.. we all know your ass is a bag full of cottage cheese. I'd rather look like her than any of these fat, cellulite, Kim Kardashian looking whores that have to cover there butt with a sarong when wearing a swim suit. You poor souls, how do you do it?

i like how they put a pillow against her side to create a curve.
how clever!

#50, 51. Retard are you capable of thinking only in extremes? We don't hate thin chicks we hate manly chicks. How about wishing to actually be a hot woman in the middle ground between lardos like Kim and anorexics like this bitch. Have you ever heard of Abigail Clancy? You might want to google that chick, that's hotness. This woman has the longest nastiest manliest torso around. It's not about being thin itt's about being manfaced manbodied and fucking weird looking.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/170/435280143_401ba067b0_o.jpg

That Abigail Clancy? Nice tummy honey.

Nope I'm damn regular just shit 20 minutes ago I called it "Ode to Veggi" since my big lumpy shit is what I imagine veggi looks like only prettier and better smelling (the shit), but thank you for asking ponk, I mean Veggi, fuck how many personalities do you have?

Have a nice night everyone.

@33 - since when is late night TV comedy an indicator of ANYthing ? Everybody already knows he's an idiot - great research. But a might wordy though.

How can anyone find her hot? she is far too skinny, she has the body of a 12 YEAR OLD BOY. No hips, no curves, no ass. I don't want to fuck a bag of bones. and her face isn't cute either. Everyone bashes Kim K for looking like a woman is supposed to look, yet praise this skinny, ugly bitch for being a stick. I just don't get it....

#54. It is utterly pathetic that that is the worst picture you can find of Abigail. Have you seen the bad candids of Gisele, fucking ugliest face ever.

Here's Abigail

http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0707/abigail-clancy-bikini-06.jpg&info=Abigail%20Clancy%20Bikini%20Pictures

Funny how you ignored the first pic in the green bikini you get in the google image search and went for the one where she was breathing (gasp!)

Green with envy????

She is the ugliest supermodel out there. she is so overrated. She will never be as hot and beautiful as Cindy Crawford, Chrsity Turlington, Claudia Schiffer and Hedi Klum.

53- Yes, Giselle isn't a beauty, but any guy who so passionately hates someone because of her body is super emotional and takes himself way too seriously. And you call 50/51 extreme? If you want to be manly, at least quit being so emo.

She looks hungry.

President Bush is not stupid, he just doesn't speechify well.

@33, I am sorry, but I call BULLSHIT on Clinton having an IQ of 182. I seriously doubt he is a super genius. GWB, I believe though. Anywho, who really cares, since a high IQ usually does nothing for you in the real world and most definitely does not guarantee that you have common sense.

#60. Cecil, total fat girl name. Do you have any idea what fucking site you are on, how on earth can you take these comments seriously?

Hey Deacon, Where I come from the ΔZ's were the worst. A bunch of hogs. Literally like ΩΜ in Revenge Of The Nerds. Speaking of nerds, #4, only nerds correct someone's grammar on a site like this.

She would look a whole lot better if she traded the saggy men's jocks for something more feminine.

#33 - real name: DOUCHETARD

Lovenstein Institute? There is no such place in existence on planet earth. Don't believe me, check this out - http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/presiq.asp

Models are photographed for their beauty, not their personality, Naomi Campbell anyone? This woman is absolutely beautiful.

# 55 peepers....

U ARE HILARIOUS. I got a good laugh from "ode to veggi"

She looks like a flesh colored preying mantis ...NOW WITH HAIR!!!

She is a sexless tooth pick. I want some big meaty ass and hips to bang. Gisele has no sex appeal at all. I bet she hasn't even started her periods yet.

nice tattoo?
giselle is overrated.

In pic #5 and #6 you KNOW there is a HUGE penise hiding under those sheets. In the other pics they airbrushed it out, of course. In my books she is a HE and unless I see proof I will never believe that IT wasn't born without a penise. I guess we now know what team Brady really plays for.

I like your writing style, your sense of humor. It is fun to visit your site, see those pics and people who interest you, realizing they interest me, but it just may be the writing you provide that makes this site's energy so hot! Thanks for making me happier!

Damn !!! I picked something out of my teeth that weighed more than her this morning.
#36 - Were you even around during the British Invasion? It was like the
glam- rock in the late '80s in case you were'nt. As a rocker from WAAYY back .... (I was 10 when the beatles were introduced to USA) Beatles suck - from the time when I first heard them sing freaking "I wanna hold your stupid hand ." They had a lot of influence on fashion and haircuts though, I have to admit that.
Gimme fiery rock and roll, and Chicago-style electric blues like Jefferson Airplane with Grace Slick, The Stones and Mick Jagger, Jimi Hendrix, the Kinks, The Animals, John Mayall, The Who or The Yardbirds, who had the band members "Eric Clapton-Jimmy Page-Jeff Beck". All started their own bands incidentally ... named "Cream - Led Zepplin - Beck/Bogert & Appice"
1960's pop and the beatles were lame. Bands like Hermans Hermits, The Pretty Things, The Dave Clark Five, Peter and Gordon, Chad and Jeremy, Freddie and the Dreamers, The Monkees, The Moody Blues.
Strictly my opinion mind you.

She kind of sort of... looks like a man.

@21- "Amy Crackhouse is ugly, Gisele is a super model - big difference."
I don't get it. Is she hot in spite of having a Sarah-Jessica Parker face JUST because she's a supermodel? Seriously, you don't have to be pretty to be a model. Modeling is all about being skinny enough to fit into sample clothes. You could be butt-ugly and still make it.
"Too skinny? Maybe, better than being too fat."
Oh, I beg to differ. Ever see advanced anorexics? Being too skinny is just as unattractive as being too fat.

Also, after reading through all these comments, I really want to thank #41 for writing that. I have noticed that most of these "supermodels" look like men, too. I agree with you about it definitely being because the fashion industry is so gay dominated. Their ideal woman is one with male features such as being tall & thin and having a manly facial bone structure.

Um... I just lost a lot of trust for you perverts...

LOL #46 So True.

She never used to be so skinny. I think I read somewhere that she was losing work to the younger, thinner models and even lost a contract (can't remember with who).

her skinny body does not accentuate her horse face. and i've never met any girl or guy that thinks she's hot. i dont understand why she's on top. Adriana Lima - now she's HOT.

She actually has the guts to sit there, lie and say that money doesn't matter to her? If that's true then why won't she do a runway show for less than 5 million (and that's only for two walks down the runway)? She is so full of shit. I hate her and her loser boyfriend.
She does have a great model body though and can get away with being a spoiled bitch.

i dont see the nips..but she looks very hungry. If you don't believe me, check her hungry hot photos on horsematch.com. I believe you are surprised.

Has no one else noticed the smiley face on her ankle?

Her face is attractive but a little angular. Her body is very nice but just not sexy to me- like a dude with breast implants, no ass, no hips. Of course, she's gorgeous, but sexy is luscious. Like Halle Berry, or Jessica Alba or Biele.

I was also expecting a tiny penis to pop out of the side of her panties. Isn't she from Brazil?? A lot of men undergo sex changes there. Could it be? She is a bit horsey in the face and not very attractive for a woman. I also think she has fake boobs...petty sad when fake boobs are still small!!

Fuck this underfed bitch..she looks like a catholic school boy. Gross.

this skinny bitch? oh please. the bitch has a BONY PUSSY

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" 41. Tyler Durden - June 18, 2008 5:48 PM

Yeah she's a supermodel, which means she is at the top of a GAY male dominated world that nearly shit its collective pants when they tried to ban women who have a BMI of under 18 from walking the catwalk. Do you know how fucking sickly thin women under 18 BMI are? (I’m a personal trainer and I’ve worked with anorexic girls to help them get healthy) Nicole Richie is around 18 (BMI wise) and these bitches in the modeling world are fucking 10 inches taller so they look even freakier at such low weights. I did some modeling in for a while (sick fucking industry) and when I was in Paris walking the streets NO ONE looked at the female models they look like scarecrow aliens, freakishly tall, starving, pale, miserable aliens and they dress like fucking retards, EVERY guy was looking at the hot young things with tight bodies and beautiful faces with sweet perky little butts; you know the normal hot girls who compare themselves to supermodels. And the models I worked with were all fucing coke heads, with bad attitudes and they were the stupidest most boring women I've ever met, no sense of humor, no personality it was fucking unbearable. I could not wait to meet some normal fucking WOmen who actually looked like pretty girls instead of anorexic men, yes I slept with some of the models and it freaked me out, they smelled like cigarettes and their bodies were just skin and bone, you wanna know what it's like to spank a supermodel, go smack one of your friends on the shoulder; hot? Not so much.

I don't sit around and let society dictate who I should find hot. This hag looks like a skinny pot head I went to school with and no one found that turd attractive, she has a naaaaaassty MANLY face and she lacks the sweet hot bod of a WOman. I would take so many women over this fucking bitch and you know she's a fucking bitch. "

Really, just shut the fuck up, already, moron. 'I dont let society dictate who I think is hot'.... wow, arent you the fucking cats ass. Way to take a stand!! And haha@ "I did some modeling".. for WHAT, Fat & Tall? I'm all about people having their own opinions, but when fucking invalids like you talk like your shit doesnt stink and you rant for about a chapters worth about how horrible said super model is, you just make yourself look like a fucking tool.

Nice job Republican homosexuals (at least you have the christian decencey to stay in the closet) we are in monstrous debt and are just dying to eat what little remains of the world to fuel our ravenous (greedy) appetites! Good work, stupid fucks! Oh do you girls know what greed means and what the end result of such a mentally deficient mind set usually is? A few people end up with all the goods while the majority remain poor. Did your nasty Mommas ever teach you punks what sharing mean?
Hey what about that little commandment in your Bible that tells you (the books says God says it) that "Thous shalt not kill". What does God say here, fellas? I guess you feel that you have the right to misinterpret the word of God, right?

Now go to your little basement walls where you spend your time jacking off to all those repressed fantasies and write on your walls this ethic 100 times a day for one week.

I guess the fact that our country is now owned and dominated by Big International Businesses and we Americans really have little say in our country as in our jobs being sent where the labor is cheap (meaning money is sent there also you fucking yo-yos) and that we really don't manufacture much and our cars are oversized and they sold us on big truck and that we do giant business with the very Commies that we were told to hate before we were told to hate the Muslim "terrorists". Why are we doing business with Godless commies my dear pseudoredneck friends. Answer this one. Yeah go ahead and sell out your country you little traitors. Just like your president most of you have low IQs. The smart Republicans use you people for the tools you really are.

Please emigrate. We don't want your kind here anymore. We have a nation to rebuild.

#90- What the FUCK are you babbling about? Take your psychobabble elsewhere, assclown.

Wow she looks really thin. I'm sure every anorexic and bulimic in america would use these pics as thinspiration.

She's OK from the waist up, and I mean just OK, not Hot; from the waist down she has the body of a walking stick (bug). The only thing that would want to fuck this thing is a walking leaf.

Hey Scott nice retort, faggot. Very clever your take on life. "Assclown". Damn that answers a lot of questions. Your time is over for now criminals. Adults have to fix all the broken stuff you children have made for us.
As to taking it elsewhere. Nah. I will stay here to remind you simpletons just how imcompetent you really are.
Now go take your boyfriend's viagra (the older guy that dumped you cuz your asshole is now seeping) and beat off somewhere in the backyard to old war movies.

Bring it on retard.

Scott honey, you remind me of this miserable bitch I dated at this horrid factory I worked at years ago. Quite the little cunt until I got him in the sack. Then it was him telling me how horrible he had it growing up. He would always cry and I would hold him close. Then he would beg to be spanked and I would always have to diaper him and bottle feed him refrigerated semen until he would go to sleep.
Republicans, you are all alike.

Randal

I see a scar between her boobs in the first pic... what's that?

I was trying to scratch the pink stars off her tits and accidentally caused that scar.

She's kinda skanky freakazoid like.
I'd dig it if she sat on my face for a few hours while slapping my ha-has around.

Hey randal shut the fuck up you fucking useless faggot!

I'm sorry. Her face sucks.

it looks like shes got a huge penis in the picture with the white underwear.

Cara, essa é a mulher mais linda do mundo. Gata demais !!!

i'd rather f bar rafeli, that israeli chicka

Conan's gonna like this spread. he has a huge crush on Gisele

Ok, let's all really look at this pic. She is NOT skinny. Let's use that word for people/models who really deserve that title. Gisele is extremely tall, and very lanky and slim. I don't see any bones. There are a lot of models out there that have their bones almost protruding through their skin. THAT"S gross. She's HOT. I can't exactly use the words "cute" or "pretty", but for what ever reason, she is sooooo attractive.

By the way, nice slam Randal! Some morons just have it coming!

she has sexy feet

She has a beautiful face, but what a string bean body. Is that what passes for sexy these days? She's not feminine.

She has a beautiful face, but what a string bean body. Is that what passes for sexy these days? She's not feminine.

She looks beautiful. I saw her p'rofile and phots on milllionaire d'ating s'ite """""""W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is d'ating young b'illionaire on that site.

It does not matter who or what the superficial posts on this site - it could be the most beautiful thing on the planet and there would still be people critising it!

This girl is a fucking SUPERMODEL! Did you hear that - SUPERMODEL!!! You can say all your insults as much as you want like - she's too skinny, too tall, too horse faced - has a funny nose - looks like a man -WATEVA! But she is still a supermodel and to become a supermodel you are one lucky bitch! She is what so many beautiful girls out there will never get to be becuase you have to have that little something special about you.

Like it lump it but this is what people want to see.

She looks really good in some of those shots, but in the default pic they've photoshopped out one of her hips and she looks like she has the body and legs of a grown woman and the pelvis of a 10 year old girl.

i love how shes wearing mens underwear thats hott

Will someone please photoshop my body so I look this amazingly hot instead of a chubby beer swilling "blowjob friendly" funtimes girl?

Who the hell is she? Has she done anything?

she has zero curves (is anyone really fooled by the optical illusion of props and photoshop?), and the shapeless legs of a 9 year old child. any man who wants a piece of that is edging into pedophile territory and should pre-register on the sex offenders list, if he isn't already there.

POOR THING

POOR THING

POOR THING

Giraffe with implants...and ,oh yeah, anorexia and a good photo editor too.

She's giving birth....this is sooooo getting photoshoped ....seriously, that is THE most FREAKISH pose I have ever seen in my life

@notimpressed:

"she has zero curves (is anyone really fooled by the optical illusion of props and photoshop?), and the shapeless legs of a 9 year old child. any man who wants a piece of that is edging into pedophile territory and should pre-register on the sex offenders list, if he isn't already there."

Do you really think only 9 year old children have small curves? It may surprise you but 60% of women over 18 are actually an A or B cup breast size, naturally. You must live in a really unique place if the only A cups you see are on pre-pubescent girls. Maybe you need to get off the internet and look around more.

You must be a tub of lard if you have to resort to calling men pedophiles when they don't like anything but size 10 ultra-curvy women. Liking a variety of women is normal and open-minded. Anyone who says different is crazy or obese.

#110
And? You keep saying shes a "supermodel", what am I suppose to do? Give her part of my salary as a tithe? Have a small shrine dedicated to her? Or better yet, is her existence going to benefit me in ANY way? The most this bizarre set of photos does for any person of the human race is to inspire them to want to spread their legs a little bit more when they tank a dump.

She used to be so hot and sexy, now top skinny. And her head looks humongous.
I dont understand this stick insect obsession, she just looks unhealthy.. 5 years ago she was superb.

Yeah, nothing sexier than ribs poking through the skin..........

Tom Brady sucks.

Okay... if you think a chick that is nearly six feet tall and weighs a whopping 120lbs, with a horse face and Lee Press On tits is hot, then I would imagine you are a fan of Shakespeare's Fair Youth sonnets. Of all the millions of hot Brazilian women out there, this one just doesn't make the ol' soldier salute.

#33 - As much as I'd like to see GWB thrown off of the GWB, if you truly believe his IQ is a mere 91, then I'd love to know how you mustered up the mental faculty to cut and paste that idiocy.

honestly - i don't find her attractive either. i think she looks like a skinny man. and in one of those pictures it looks like she actually has a c*ck. i think that's WHY she's a 'supermodel' all the gay fashion designers want to screw HIM. her face is fugly...i wouldn't mind having her boobs but the rest - she can certainly keep. she's not feminine at all - not her body, definitely not her face and what a stupid thing to say back to that reporter "Do you think that's important to me?" what a douce. she gets paid an obscene amount of money to stand around and look ugly. a 'wow, yes i am lucky and grateful' would have been a bit more appropriate. and no - i am not jealous writing this you losers...i am being honest. i can appreciate a beautiful woman - she's just not it. NOT EVEN CLOSE.

no. 46

He may not have the lowest IQ but he's definitly the stupidest! fucking right wing wackos have to attack anything that even questions their precious government! fucking leave it alone

#58 Nope, I'm 5'11 and weigh 130 lbs. Thanks though!

@90, 56 & 33. How fucking stupid are you idiots?...

First off #33: On G.W. Bush's IQ
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Circulating since: July 2001
Status: False

#56: yea, hes the idiot huh...as you sit in your bathrobe, looking at gay porn and wishing you were this anorexic girl so you could be the one sucking Tom Bradys cock...or better yet, probably one of his team mates, as you sound like you have a preference for dark meat.

#90: there are so many things to tear apart in your "argument" that I only have the time to address a few. First of all, you dont even have the writing skills of a 3rd grade american, so Im guessing youre some muslim goat fucking piece of shit.

FYI...Both parties have pole smoking faggots in them. Both parties have bible quoting bigots. The debt we are in is mainly because of a little thing called 9/11 and the decision we made to defend ourselves within and outside our borders. We didnt start it , but we will finish it. If you dont like the way things are headed or have been going, form a militia and overthrow the government. Hell, if I agree with your principles, Ill join you. Im at that point now.

Heres my agenda to start:

Divide the states from east to west...lets say from maryland to arizona, diagonally.

All the socialist, liberal, white guilt riddled pieces of shit that :

want a president because hes black
want those who work to pay for those that dont
believe illegal aliens have a right to be here and not pay taxes
believe illegal aliens should be able to use our schools and hospitals
believe blacks are entitled to anything because of slavery
believe that guns kill people, not people kill people
believe those with mental illnesses that commit violent crimes deserve another chance because they have something wrong and can be fixed
believe something that happened to you int he past makes it ok and understandable to murder
believe the caribou is more important than the well being of a working family
believe liberals are anything but racist POS causing the problems
believe 9/11 was an inside job
etc etc etc etc

...can move to the northern half.

All of the others who believe that:

the president should have some sort of experience running something, not just some dipshit that got an A in speech class and is a dreamer

the minute you propose to give something to someone that cant get it himself, you are admitting they are less than you and need your help (ie, affirmative action)

Obama is muslim or at the very least, sympathetic to their cause
muslims are the terrorists
everyone should have a job
blacks arent entitled to anything anyone else isnt
government control is worse than self regulation

if you commit murder, you deserve to die, regardless if youre uncle butt fucked you when you were 9 etc

welfare should be limited to 2 yrs

people that are successful because of hard work shouldnt be penalized and have to pay any more percentage of taxes than those that are stupid and cant hold a job etc

people kill people, guns dont kill people
illegal aliens are welcome here, they should just have to go about the process the same way early american immigrants did, LEGALLY!

gang members should be euthanized by the hundreds, regardless of age, sex, race, religion

legal punishment should be an eye for an eye
spanking in school worked and should be re-introduced
ENGLISH is THE LANGUAGE OF THE UNITED STATES

"In God We Trust" is our national motto. This is not some Christian, right wing, political slogan. We adopted this motto because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, get over it... because God is part of our culture.

As Americans, we have our own culture, our own society, our own language and our own lifestyle. This culture has been developed over centuries of struggles, trials, and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom. QUIT TRYING TO MAKE IT ANY DIFFERENTLY! The idea of America being a multicultural community has served only to dilute our sovereignty and our national identity.

...can move to the southern half.

Then when the move is complete, we will be where we want to and around others that feel like we do.

Then , if you feel so bad about slavery, you can award reparations to the blacks that choose to live in your half.

It wont happen in mine, because Ill have the teachers teaching that slavery was the best thing that ever happened for the modern blacks. Have you seen africa?been there? If you havent, you ought to take a look. There is probably no worse place to be on earth...so they should be thankful to their ancestors for making the sacrifices they did (even if it wasnt their choice). They did the best they could and didnt have civil rights laws enacted so that these modern ones could act, dress and talk the way they do. They are a scourge on society and need to be taught that they arent owed anything anymore than anyone else...and are responsible for their own actions.

The country I live in will be called PERSONAL ACCOUNTABILITY.

SHE TRIED TO "BREATH" THROUGH HER VAGINA FOLKS!!
she didn't succeed though.

#130 - I like how you put "Christian" and "eye for an eye" in the same long turd of a post. I mea, that's like a bald guy with curly hair, or an anorexic fat chick. Your simplistic attempt at analysis, which is obviously a near verbatim regurgitation of talk radio's greatest hits, including the history rewriting "slavery was the best thing that ever happened for the modern blacks" will likely assure you a safe position washing dishes at the local Denny's for years to come. You should be proud... it's the human genome that should be ashamed.

bitch needs to eat a sandwich

She gives me a bone. Unfortunately it's from her ribcage.

#130 - sorry, dude, but your side is going to lose big in November. Definitely the White House, and very likely back to being the minority party - by a wide margin - in both the House and the Senate. But thanks for playing.

Whatever, now I want peepers's bro to stick it in me (repeatedly). Gisele is quite good looking as a guy.

@ 130 - In this pretend country, will you be held personally accountable for being a shit-eating fuckwad? Just wondering. Fucking redneck.

@132...no, no regurgitation. My opinion and views on why things are the way they are and how to fix them. I appreciate the fact that you tried to end with some wit ...and a little concern, but dont worry. I wont take your job at Dennys. Im too busy with my design job. Youre safe kid.

@135 ...I dont think so. Once people see what a hot air balloon of racism, ignorance and elitism Obama is, it will landslide the other way, even though its only John McCain. Someone, who I would never vote for if the DUMBocrats had someone worth a shit running against him.

@137...No, shit eating fuckwads will have the freedom to do exactly that, so youre safe too kid. Now get back to frying fries or taking orders...Im not sure which station youre at at your local McDonalds.

i think shes pretty ... and not too skinny ... and she has a nice ass

TOO FUCKIN SKINNY!!! SHE'S FUGGIN UGLY MAN!!! HOW IS SHE A MODEL AGAIN? SHE MUST SUCK COCKS GOOD, CAUSE GOD DAMN! SHE IS NAAAAASTTY... WOULDN'T HIT THAT WITH A TEN FOOT POLE..... + SHE LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE BOY... GO EAT SOMETHING OR AT LEAST DIE FROM ANORXIEA BITCH!!

Does ONLY having an areola qualify you as "having titties"? It's simply amazing at America's standards of beauty! I don't get the appeal of having a body the size of your wrist and getting so much attention for it... while girls in high school and college who ARE that skinny as well get shit and ridicule for it! Guys wouldn't fuck a "skinny bitch" in real life yet they jerk it to a skinny bitch in fantasy.... AND have the balls to compare Gisele to normal women....

Oh Yeah, In the Country of PERSONAL ACCOUNTABILITY, if you dont pay taxes, you cant vote.

"@135 ...I dont think so. Once people see what a hot air balloon of racism, ignorance and elitism Obama is, it will landslide the other way, even though its only John McCain. Someone, who I would never vote for if the DUMBocrats had someone worth a shit running against him."

You've stated exactly why it will be a Dem tsunami. Conservatives hate what their own elected officials have done (and haven't done) during their decade of being the majority, and hate their new candidates even more. Obama's campaign will not fall apart - he's young, smart, sharp, and they'll have more money and volunteer campaign workers than they know what to do with. McCain has never been able to lead a sustained disciplined campaign, he always veers off course. And, this time, he'll make enough mistakes on camera for the media to focus on this question: at his age and after all he's been through (POW abuse and melanoma), is he showing signs of mental deterioration? It's an irresistible question for talk shows and talking heads, especially since they can refer back to the end of Reagan's second term when he clearly showed signs of Alzheimers (on camera). In the end, disgusted conservatives will stay home, or place protest votes. Landslide. Guaranteed.

#142 - Design job? What does that even mean? I thought design jobs were held by folks that give blowjobs, you know, gays and chicks... not that there's anything wrong with that Mr. Craig...

It really is a sign of extreme desperation that the GOP war room has to resort to Orwellian language to pretend that Obama could ever be worse than 43... our current president is from a elite New England family of oilmen who attended the top elite universities who's grandfather was a certified racist, but yeah, I'm sure if Rush and Han say it enough everyone will belive that cats bark and dogs meow. And in your fictional Utopia, just about ever war profiteer out there would have to stay with the sane people in the North, because they pay no taxes. To think, I was Republican before 2001...

Thank you, dear Lord, for this site for making me aware of why do I love living in Central Europe... oh and you can keep your "freedom", which #130 explained very well. That was a wonderful example of American respect for differences, tolerance and freedom of thought, it's just beautiful to see how people who think differently are lovingly referred to as retards. And those "who's working at Dennys/McDonalds" compliments are just so thoughtful. With so much friendliness and such a joining of forces I'm sure your country will be able to overcome any crisis that might come!

At first I thought, "what's this Mike Oxbhig dude doing on this thread about Gisele, spouting his atavistic political beliefs?" Then I realized she's from a Nazi family that relocated to Brazil, and it all made sense.

@143...Well, I disagree for the simple fact that Id rather have McCain than Obama for more than 100 reasons.

A few being:

His questionable (and denial to discuss when confronted) upbringing and sympathy to the muslim cause. i say this because I firmly believe that muslims are at war with us and have been for 25 years.

His unfettered alliance with negative black causes that just stir the pot of controversy.

His wife and all her past negativity towards anyone other than blacks.

His TOTAL lack of military support and experience. Were at war, we need someone experienced with it, not someone who cares more about the enemy than the american citizens.

His ignorance on dealing with nuclear issues.

His elitism and how he has the nerve to say blacks dont have a chance in this country, yet he and his wife are ivy league educated.

His ignorance in almost every aspect of governmental function.

His lack of work ethic...hes skated on race and civil rights jobs since he could work.

His lack of balls on tough subjects...look at all the "present" votes he had in the senate on tough subjects. Hes not passionate about anything but his race and anything he can do for them.

His lack of showing up for his job as a senator...only 143 days was he there.

those are just a few, but the ones that definitely DISQUALIFY him to hold any public office, in my opinion. Id say the same thing if McCain had his views and wanted special privileges for whites.

I mean c'mon. the guys never even managed anything and has no experience being in charge of anything. Hes a race whore as bad as Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson.

Thats the biggest difference between the D and R to me. Dems see your color, Rep see your abilities, regardless of the color.

You know, I want to like her. She seems like a nice person, she seems down to earth. She's got great hair, long legs, great {fake but well done} tits. But ya' know...? She just doesn't do it for me. The face lacks a bit, but it's not bad. She's too skinny but that isn't it either cause honestly more weight wouldn't fix whatever it is for me. Is it because she is monochromatic? Could that be it? Her hair and skin are like exactly the same color...I don't know. She's WAY better looking than me...but as a model, she doesn't inspire me. Meh.

Considering that she's absolutely NOT pretty and that she has a tranny face, I guess these chicks have to do stuff like this (baring it all and then get photoshoped) in a completely desperate attempt to get some attention, get some easy loser's dick hard and be considered 'hot'. If this chick was fully clothed and you saw her walking down the street, you guys wouldn't turn your head to look twice, you wouldn't even notice her, period.
Most of these celebrities are soooo overrated and overrating is all there is to them.

@144..Hah, It doesnt surprise me that you dont know the general classification term "deisgn job". The topic probably never comes up in the dishroom @ Dennys. I do web design, advertising, multimedia and audio recording.

Obama and his wife went to the same type colleges as Bush did and he and his wife are supporters of certified racists. Selective memory when it comes to her thesis at princeton and their affiliation with their church, dont you think? Your lack of knowledge of the financial system and tax burdens in the business world dont surprise me either. Its what I expect from a spineless jellyfish such as yourself, elliot_spitz_in_you. Im done wasting time re-butting to your 8th grade "Intro to Business" comments.

@145...Good, stay in Central Europe ...and be sure to keep your quran and prayer handy for when the muslims have you living under sharia law in the next 10-15 yrs. Ill see you when we come rescue your stupid ass again.

@146...the amateur comedy site is 2 links over...you missed it by going through the ass nugget shortcut that the previous posters I addressed went through. they just knew the way because they frequent it more than you.

@ 138 - I'm sure you love to stuff your greasy face with McDonald's and Denny's, you fucking bigot. What a perfect place for you to look down on people who you'd soon throw into the northwest corner of your imaginary society. It's too bad that the majority of people you erroneously suggest hold employment at either of those places probably make more money, and have more friends and happiness than you, which explains your childish remarks stemming from your deep-seated insecurities. Good logic there. "We don't see eye to eye, therefore, you must work at a fast food restaurant, which I consider to be inferior to my position as a designer, which sounds pretty cool but doesn't mean a whole lot other than I wasn't very good with numbers or reading." It's good to see you were able to put your online degree to good use. Take your stupid narrow-minded political rants and shove them up your ass, douchebreath. This is a celebrity bashing site.

#150 - What? Redstate.com too tame for you? Saying "I do web design" is like saying "I'm majoring in business or Liberal Arts.." which is an easy translation for bullshit. I hope you do vote GOP this year... you and the other 63 people that do will be true mavericks. "Your lack of knowledge of the financial system and tax burdens in the business world dont surprise me either." Huh? Do you have like Neocon Tourette's or something? I don't recall schooling you... and calling black people racist is like calling Neocons patriots... it makes no sense. Hey, maybe you should incorporate yourself and move your headquarters to Dubai, that way you wn't have to pay any taxes at all and you can still squeeze the Treasury. But, go ahead and polish your flag pin and hope your touch screen voting machine doesn't accidentally register your vote for the (NOOOOOOO!!) black dude. Now back to the dishes! Those breakfast platters aren't cleaning themselves and Tyrone, your black manager, is a nappy hair away from firing your ass...

I love the cock.

@151...fucking bigot.?stupid narrow-minded political rants ? shove them up your ass, douchebreath? deep-seated insecurities? have more friends and happiness than you?

well well, ...pot, meet kettle, kettle , pot.

look who is unhappy and angry. Thanks for showing your true colors. Its soooo easy to prove a point when you libs self implode like you are on the verge of. Im sure youll blame it on ...taxes, conservatives, the media, larry craig or someone else...because it could never be your lack of a needed skill or just outright laziness causing it. Its ok man, one day youll be able to get away from taking orders or flipping burgers.

FYI, I worked at a fast food restaurant, so I dont think Im better. As I got older, I realized it was a stepping stone and that if i stayed there, i was simply accepting mediocrity at best, unless I wanted to head into management, which I didnt.

i also realized that minimum wage is not meant to live off of, just a wage to get you into the workforce and get you by until you decide what job you want to do for a career.

I was terrible with numbers, but great at reading. Thanks for your concern though.

She looks so awkwardly posed in these pics...kinda gawky. She has a nice body but couldn't they have posed her more sexily?

Giselle would look at lot better if she gained 10lbs. She looks very underweight in these photos and not sexy at all.

@130 You are a genious!! I find it a relief that someone has the balls to actually put out there what me and almost every white person in America is thinking.

NOW To all the idiots who responded with negativity to #130:

Obama sucks. You are just trying to talk up the Democratic party, just like you did with John Kerry. And what happened to that sack of shyt? Well he lost....and as I recall you Democrats thought he would win by a landslide as well. Face it, even 4 years ago people would rather vote for George Bush than a Democrat. You can go ahead and brainwash yourselves again with the illusion that your candidate can win. Any person with a brain would know that you should have picked a candidate that actually has a shot at winning.

Not to mention, Obama is a closet racist!!
Look at the church he went to for 20 years. Look at the idiotic and racist remarks his own pastor has put out there!! Do you honestly believe that he would go to a church for 20 years and not truly feel the same way or have heard those remarks before? Give me a break. if you believe that you are an idiot. You know Obama is in the front row screaming AMEN when the pastor is saying how "whitey needs to be taken down and whitey is to blame for all of America's problems"!! And just in case any of you are misinformed about these remarks...here are a few from Pastor Wright"

(all of these came from reputable new wesb sites)

Wright repeated assertions this week that the United States deserved some blame for the Sept. 11 attacks and said Washington played some role in spreading AIDS to blacks, who are disproportionately affected by the HIV virus.

"The government gives them the drugs, builds bigger prisons, passes a three-strike law and then wants us to sing 'God Bless America.' No, no, no, God damn America, that's in the Bible for killing innocent people," he said in a 2003 sermon. "God damn America for treating our citizens as less than human. God damn America for as long as she acts like she is God and she is supreme."

"The winds of Katrina blew the cover off America. The hurricane exposed the hypocrisy," Rev. Wright said, "protecting white folks' property took priority over saving black folks' lives." He continued, "This storm called Katrina says far more about a racist government than it does about the wrath of God."

And these are just some......

God Damn America? WTF? For giving blacks welfare because it is America who makes black women open their legs and have 10 kids and then go on Maury to have paternity tests done because she slept with 6 different guys in 1 week!! God Damn America for creating more jails? Well I guess America told a black guy to rob and murder an innocent person? I also guess that America only holds black people to the 3 strike law and not all other Americans. And btw....America also told black people that they are not allowed to use condoms because they have to get AIDS.

Point made...the Democrats will lose!

Maybe Ill start a site called SUPERFICIAL WHITE GUILT and let all you guilty feeling white guys have your own columns...Let me guess what some of your topics will be...

Ive never owned slaves, but Im guilty of something related to it

Blacks deserve something because their ancestors sold them to whitey

A black guy should be president because hes black...and I want him to have a chance, even though hes had more chances than 85% of other americans and went to a better school than 95% of americans.

Im white, so I must be guilty of something.

CHANGE...dont be specific, just tell me youll change something

HOPE, for those of us that cant DO

Muslims werent the 9/11 airplane pilots, it was members of the Bush presidency

I owe blacks for their ancestors mistakes

Its my fault that muslims attacked us

I know a lot of you are wondering how I developed my
strong beliefs. As always, they're the result of the most
important formative experiences of my youth. To give
just one example:

Clay and I were both fourteen. We were just getting
ready for the end of summer. We had started out the week
with a campout down by the Casey Canal. It was a warm
night and we seldom slept early. We had played all the
young boy games and discovered jerking off together last
summer. Now we seldom lost a chance to take a squirt.

Clay was telling me a story of how his older brother Tom
had made a kid we both knew, give him a blowjob. Tom
said he gave Gary a ride home from school and was really
horny. He said Gary could not stop looking at the bulge
in his shorts. Tom said it took some real convincing but
he got him to take his cock in his mouth and suck it
exactly like his girlfriend did.

I told Clay he was full of shit that I knew Gary and
that he didn't look queer to me. Clay said his brother
said you could never tell who had queer genes in them,
but guys who are willing to suck usually do have them.
I didn't believe him but the story made me real hard
anyway. Both Clay and I had been constantly horny for
the last year.

"You want to suck my dick?" Clay asked.

"No way, asshole, that thing would not fit in my mouth."
I said.

"Why not?" he asked.

"I'm not gonna put a cock in my mouth and be known as a
queer like Gary," I told him.

"You know," he assured me. "You might just have the
queer genes. I've always sort of thought of you as being
that way," he added.

I just looked at him; not believing what he'd just said
that to me. I just shook my head, "You're crazy, dude."

He looked at me and said, "You can't tell me you don't
want to find out what its like."

I said quickly, "Not me, you want one go find Gary."

He smiled as he looked down at his naked hard cock and
then up at me, "Maybe I might find Gary for a blowjob,
but he's not here and you are."

He pumped his cock a few strokes and paused, "Why don't
you just try it? I'll put my jockeys back on and you can
just put it in your mouth and jerk me off. Any slooge will
go in my jockeys and your lips won't actually touch any
skin," he added, arguing like he always did.

"Since you won't really be sucking a cock, it won't be
queer, and if you don't like it, we can stop," he
pleaded.

I looked down at Clay's cock and my face turned red as I
realized he had me thinking about sucking him. Both of
us knew that sucking dick was sucking dick. I knew that
if I took his cock in my mouth even covered with his
jockey shorts that he would have me do it again.

I looked at Clay's hard dick. I crossed the line when I
said, "Put your shorts on it." He quickly grabbed his
shorts and pulled them over his rigid cock, "Shit yeah,
I can't wait. Go for it dude," he said excitedly.

I knelt down between his legs as he sat on the ground
cloth. I put my mouth over the head of his cock through
his shorts.

Clay said, "Wait I want to know what a blow job feels
like" and he started taking his shorts back off.

I watched his cock plop back against his stomach as he
removed his shorts. I said, "No way, unless you put them
on I'm not gonna touch your cock."

Clay started looking around in the tent and came out
with a sheer clothe bandana. "How bout this? It will be
more like a blowjob and it still will be as if you're
not." He wanted me to actually put a bandana-covered
cock in my mouth yet he was telling me it wouldn't be
queer.

I had seen Clay hard before, but this was different. His
cock was rock hard and strained in the bandana. I didn't
look at Clay's face as I knelt between his legs again. I
became acutely aware of the wetness where precum had
soaked through the thin cloth as my mouth covered the
place at the tip of his cock. Clay was waiting, so I
lowered my mouth, and I raised my eyes to Clay's face
and I felt his cock twitching and jumping in
anticipation.

Then I turned my attention to his cock and I felt the
wetness as I forced out more precum from the cock head
in my mouth. I grasped his shaft and started to jerk him
off with just the cloth-covered head in my mouth. I held
him at the base as I continued bobbing my head and
sucking on his cock.

The slow sucking rhythm caused him to reach the edge. He
was shooting and his semen was soaking through the sheer
material of the bandana and I could taste it. Soon the
cloth was so wet that it did not slow down the spurts of
semen in my mouth I never had time to think about or to
turn away before a volley of jism oozed through the
cloth. Semen just flowed into my mouth and I don't know
why I continued to pump his cock.

Clay was silent as I release his cock from my mouth. He
said, "See the cloth did the job and all the semen was
captured." There was no way to describe how it felt to
suck his dick, but it had been unbelievable. "Well do
you have the queer gene? Do you like to suck dick? Want
to try it like Gary did without the cloth?" Clay asked.
I actually got kind of a thrill and yet was embarrassed
that I must have swallowed some of his semen. I never
remember spitting it out.

I told him that the experience had been okay but that I
would not do it again. Secretly I was glad that I had
gone down on Clay and I knew I would do it again, though
I couldn't tell him that. It was less than an hour when
he started begging me to do it again. That was fine by
me.

I think he knew that I was willing. I guess my
reluctance was gone, because I didn't have any trouble
going down on him again. The second time sucking his
dick was easier for me. Clay started asking me what it
felt like while I sucked him.

While I was bobbing up and down, with a little more
action, Clay asked me if I wanted to remove the cloth.
He said that it was just he and I and he would never
tell anyone. He said it was just two dudes experimenting
and that he was just joking about the queer genes. I
actually wanted to do it yet I was not prepared to go
that far. Clay knew that I liked to suck his cock, yet
he knew that it would mean admitting that I was queer if
I admitted it and he knew that I wouldn't do that.

The next week Clay was busy all the time and he didn't
talk about what we had done. I thought he was ashamed or
something and I even noticed that he would get hard
sometimes while we hung out together. But then he'd
always say he had better leave. I thought that he did
not want to be embarrassed around me.

It was about a week later when I found why he would
leave. He told me that he had come home from our trip
and that Gary was at his house with his brother. He said
that he watched him give Tom a blowjob. He said that
Gary was always trying to get Tom to let him suck him.

"Now he sucks Tom off all the time," Clay said. He
looked at me and said, "Shit Gary suck me too. Boy he's
good at it too." Then he smiled and said, "Almost as
good as you."

Clay was always good at getting me to do whatever he
wanted. There was no denying I got off on sucking him
and I knew what he wanted me to do next.

WOW.....thats getting creative there, acting like me.

The real question is where did you get such descriptive stories?...Let me guess...at an Obama rally?..or was it, the NAMBLA meetings you attend, with your Dad.

Its so funny to see DUMBocrats being unable to address the issues and make up stories like the above, pretending to be me....

ITS ALL EMOTIONAL WITH DUMBOCRATS...THATS WHY THEY VOTE LIKE THEY DO AND PASS THE LAWS THEY DO...THEY THINK WITH THEIR HEARTS, NOT WITH THEIR BRAINS.

FAP!

Where are you getting this too skinny stuff? Do you know where girls lose their weight first? In the BREASTS. Her breasts look perfectly inflated to me. And, for those idiots who don't know the difference, NO they are NOT fake.

"ITS ALL EMOTIONAL WITH DUMBOCRATS...THATS WHY THEY VOTE LIKE THEY DO AND PASS THE LAWS THEY DO...THEY THINK WITH THEIR HEARTS, NOT WITH THEIR BRAINS."

...screams the foaming-at-the-mouth Dittohead....

I admit it. The reason for all this pent up rage is that I am actually a manager at McDonalds. Well, Assistant MANAGER. But I'll get there after another decade of hard work! My shift starts pretty soon though so I'd better get off of momma's computer before she gets mad at me. Also, I love the cock.

#160 Seems like political party preference doesn't really have anything to do with you consistently making an ass out of yourself on this post. Time to move on to the next site, perhaps?

Im so flattered by all of those that wish they were me.

Its so sincere...but all you have to do is...

ditch:

the Obama Stickers
the Newports
the $5.75 an hr job
the fat white girlfriend with cornrows
the K-FED cd your bumping
the lab-pit bull mix that youve tried to make mean
BET, MTV(NTV)
the ebonics

then quit:

being late
putting $3000 rims on your $700 car
playing (c)rap music
that shitty ass R&B
speaking in ebonics
wearing dew rags
showing your ass cracks
speaking in ebonics
parking in the handicapped/fire lane
beating up white kids

living 10 to a house in the ghetto...letting your mom pay for everything
supporting someone because of their color, even if theyve done something horrible (OJ, R. Kelly etc)

chewing on cigars

buying blunts and smoking half an ounce in one sitting...no wonder you dont have money, you cant even get high right

basically...quit being whiggers.

Mmmm.... chicks in boys' underwear...
I think I just discovered a new fetish!

Yes fat miserable bitch they have fat male models in Paris are you fucking kidding me? I've worked with some of the biggest names around, but I couldn't stand that sick world so I gave it up to pursue personal training and I have my own succesful buisness. I'm 6'2" and have the abs and body of a Calvin Klein model, mostly because I was one, so suck it fatty.

Oh and my shit does stink like everybody else's, but at least I can shit without the help of laxatives and I eat actual food and my body isn't an ashtray/cocain depository. All I'm saying is the modeling world is fucking repulsive and as a man you should have no desire to be with any of these women it's all smoke and mirrors and NOTE TO MEN actual hot beautiful women who have this warped concept that they don't measure up because they aren't 6 feet tall and underfed LOVE hearing what a sick world it is and how far superior they are to any model so it helps with your game. I'm just saying be careful what you wish for and the grass is always greener, I've mowed both sides and REAL women are 10 times better than these vain bitchy braindead skanks and no I don't like 'em thick or big. No Kim Kardashian for me thanks. I can't even name a famous woman who is as hot as the beautiful girls you can meet any day in a big city.

I still think Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio are way hotter than Gisele.

Man I would love to debate you in detail. You are really an ignorant ill-informed little fellow. I am serious. You are the perfect idiot that is easily programmed because you are not bright enough to think for yourself so you listen to the propagandists scumbags.

911 eh? You honestly believe that shit huh dullard. A couple dozen Arab dudes are capable of outsmarting the FBI, CIA, and NSA? REALLY? You are kidding me, right? Damn you are simple. No jets scramble, president sits and read to 7 year olds. Saudi Royals are sneaked out in the night. And all the previous puts on the airlines. The choreographed fall of the towers. Rumsfelds slips about the missile hitting the Pentagon. Israel being the most important thing in the world. We let millions of cheap laboring Mexicans in and send all our work overseas for more cheap labor all the while Big Business gets filthy rich and the middle class is being eliminated and more and more oligarchic billionaires and multimillionaires are ascending gloriously in a return to the Feudal System.

You can't see any of this can you, you dumb motherfucker? Wars without end to serve our dark master. I guess the Arab world is not allowed to defend itself, right? When they attack us they are terrorists.

What are we when we invade and attack other soverign nations? Answer the question you stupid little programmed maggot.

Anyway, fuck off.

ok so the girls that think shes too skinny are most definitely FAT and the guys that "say" they wouldnt fuck her are also.. FAT. shut the fuck up fatties.. she looks great but i wonder how small her boobs were before surgery.. and shes had a nose job.. she was waayy average before.. but her thin body...perfect

There was a time when I thought Gisele was really really super hawt. And then I found out Bar Rafaeli exists.

a grown woman with the body of a 12 yr old BOY! (& with some small tits)
HOW DISGUSTING!!! REAL women have sexy curves...they dont' look like anorexic 12 yr old boys!

And I am NOT fat!!! I am fit (I'm slim & I have curves and look more womanly than she does!) Whoever said that isn't really thinking here.

She is a GROWN woman....but her body doesn't look like it at all...well except for her tits and her old-looking face :S

I'm sorry to be a nerd here, but Mr. Fantastic is supposed to be a DUDE, thank you very much.

Hugh Jorgen for president. #171 you are a cunt

@ 171...WOW, yes I do REALLY believe that shit. I also believe that you are stuck on SCI-FI channel and comic books with your "dark master" comment. Too funny. When did you get out of the lefty loony bin?...Or as its known to you," Alex Jones playpen for little boys ". DO yourself a favor Hadji and go back home to the middle east. You arent welcome here any longer.

I am so sad to be an American at this point.
Quit bitching about politics you don't understand, Americans, and take a freaking political science course.

I'm so glad our government continues to recognize the fact that most Americans are not fit to vote.
All Muslims terrorists???
Are you serious?
That's pathetic.
Quit Bush praising as well...when you HAVE NO IDEA as to the political spectrum.
As an educated, responsible, VOTING citizen with degrees in political science and international aid-- I beg you to keep your mouths quiet when you cannot comprehend the level of selfish, self-serving tactics-- policies and manipulation our hegemon of a government continues to back.
Why don't you Wiki the 'Washington Consesus'?
And be repsonsible. The problem lies with the government NOT the nation. We can rectify our problems... but not 100%-- but maybe we can finally give the UN our portioned allotment??
But you have to keep your mouths shut, and your eyes/minds open. It's our job to watch this nation. We are failing--
I love my country-- but I'm not proud of her.

And all I wanted to do was read a damn article about Gisele Bundchen...
She's gorgeous.. but really quite slender. Beautiful skin!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washington_Consensus

I am so sad to be an American at this point.
Quit bitching about politics you don't understand, Americans, and take a freaking political science course.

I'm so glad our government continues to recognize the fact that most Americans are not fit to vote.
All Muslims terrorists???
Are you serious?
That's pathetic.
Quit Bush praising as well...when you HAVE NO IDEA as to the political spectrum.
As an educated, responsible, VOTING citizen with degrees in political science and international aid-- I beg you to keep your mouths quiet when you cannot comprehend the level of selfish, self-serving tactics-- policies and manipulation our hegemon of a government continues to back.
Why don't you Wiki the 'Washington Consesus'?
And be repsonsible. The problem lies with the government NOT the nation. We can rectify our problems... but not 100%-- but maybe we can finally give the UN our portioned allotment??
But you have to keep your mouths shut, and your eyes/minds open. It's our job to watch this nation. We are failing--
I love my country-- but I'm not proud of her.

And all I wanted to do was read a damn article about Gisele Bundchen...
She's gorgeous.. but really quite slender. Beautiful skin!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washington_Consensus

Why all the haters?

When someone says things like what has been said about this very successful woman, respect is lost instantly.

Let's see: Tom Brady trades in Bridgett Monaghan for this stick figure?
He's got to be a fag.

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