Jun 6 2008Cora Skinner in a bikini is way too good for Brody Jenner

PHE-NO-MEN-AL!!!!!!!!

Who is Bridy jenner?

FAKE BOOBS, but as a girl I have to admit that is one of the most incredible boddies I have EVER seen. The other one lives in a place called "my mirror".

Don`t know both of em

#2 Prove it liar

Now Jenn, please note that this is a perfect body. SHe will never get fat, like you undoubtedly already are. And please don't say she looks anorexic. This is what all women should aspire to lik like if they want to live long and healthy lives. And never get fat.

Whatever, dude, they're both super attractive. Nope- not a negative superficial thing to say about either of them. Fuck, I want to lick and bone her and do naughty gay things with Brody.

Shmaverage face(big nose), banging body, fake cans, completely tainted by the douchemeister. MEH.

#2,

AND YOUR POINT IS...?

Is that? Yes yes it is a tattoo of his lastname on the side of his body. Hmmmm...DOUCHE!

Perfect body.

He has 'Jenner' tattooed on his side. Is that in case he gets lost?
And why am i looking at him when there's a model in the photo. I must be gay.

who the hell are these retards????? some more idiots posing for staged pictures? IDIOTS

Pic # 6 --> COOTER PUNCH!

Her body is a 10. Would be a 9.5 without the enhancements. The added curves up to just complete the look. But her face is a 7.5 at best. Still, very nice.

What is this, toss your retard girlfriend week? First manboy Mario, now this fucktard. They should make a game of it, it'll be the next big thing, no fuck that, pretend you didnt hear it..gotta get a patent lawyer on the phone.

Bangin' body but seriously - who's ever heard of either of these retards? Aren't you supposed to be somewhat famous to be on this site?

I hate her ugly breast implant gap. She does not have to cover her tight ass, unlike Kim Kardaskank who has to cover her huge loose cellulite ass when wearing a swimsuit.

Do you think the tattoo on the other side of that dumbfuck Brody reads "Son of Bruce..."?

P.S. I apologize for making fun of every douchebag for saying "I'd hit it" and "I just exploded in my pants" because I would and did.

Pay attention all you fat girls, espesially you THAT_GIRL_JENN , this is what a female body should look like. This is what men desire, they may have to settle for less but this is it. Stop kidding yourself by thinking that because you have a big fat ass like KK, you are sexy, you are not. This girl is sexy.

Nope, nope, nope. Nice stomach, nice rack, but her legs are too skinny. She has 12-year-old boy syndrome. However, Brody on the other hand...

Oh hell yeah.....

That chick is F-I-N-E fine......

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Again, whatever, they're HOT. Ignore her face and Accept it. We're in the U.S. Doesn't matter who you are when you look this Good.

WE MISS THE REAL SUPERFICIAL WRITER. WHERE DID HE GO? THESE LAST FEW WEEKS HAVE BEEN TERRIBLE. IT'S SO OBVIOUS THAT THE WRITER CHANGED. YOU'RE NOT FUNNY AND YOU'RE MEAN. BAD COMBINATION. WILL NOT BE READING THIS SITE UNTIL THE REAL SUPERFICIAL WRITER RETURNS!

coffeebean, maybe you like 'em this skinny, but science says girls like this have fertility problems. That's because without hips you're as good as a boy.

It was a joke not meant to upset anyone, she has a great body and is the example of how great a slim build looks and I will use her as an example as someone who has a great body and I what personally prefer to a Kim K body or a Nicole Richie body, there is a nice middle ground of being slim fit and toned and she is that for sure.
I will not post my image online because the world is full of insane people and almost all of them use the internet. I am writer and when I lived in Miami I turned a modeling career down because I am very shy and hate having my picture taken. I did not want to be a part of the cocaine world that makes other women feel like shit about themselves and personally it's really boring job, not remotely intellectual and you are constantly surrounded by perves, like this douche, but older and grosser.

But just to be a good sport here is Cora's website for all of you to enjoy, she has a stunning body, I don't judge implants badly I've just seen a lot of them so I know what they look like. I've also felt a few, but that was along time ago and another story.

Go to coraskinner.com to se more pictures and click my name for one of them.

#23, Amy, WHHHHOOOO CARES!!! Leave quietly, please. ..

What do you think her rate is?

#24, JEN, PLEASE READ CAREFULLY: You're a loser. Stop pretending like you actually KNOW something relevant. Go see a plastic surgent about your issues already.

Elisha Cuthbert - now THAT was a nice bikini body. Mmmm... I might be willing to go lez for her.

i would stick my tongue so far up brody jenner's ass that his future children would be crosseyed. that guy is hot as fuck.

Megan Fox - SHE had a nice body, and hips. SHE'S hot too. This nobody though? Um... no.

Brody is styling at the beach in those swim trunks and will certainly grab the attention of the other ladies while wearing them. Not sure about that tattoo down his side though.

"Sometimes you want to go, where everybody knows your name..."

Randal

oops I didn't read that before I posted pardon my spelling and mistakes.

Who the fuck are these people? I must have more of a life than I thought. Apparently there's a whole universe of "celebrities" that I have never heard of.

RE Amy: Jesus H Christ, the only people who do all-caps are the crazies and 12-yr-olds. Which one are you? I like the Superficial writer. The whole point is to be mean, you simpleton. Go back to TeenPeople.com or wherever the hell you came from. Damn.

FWIW, the chick in the picture is hot. I have to question her judgment, if she's banging a guy who has a tattoo of his own name. Is that so he won't forget it?

Randal,

Spreading the fruitiness on a little thick today were we? Even if you're a homo, one would think that the one and only Randal would at least acknowledge the perfect specimen he was tossing into the air. But nothing. You and Boxerdude should hook up. He can be the guy with the handlebar moustache and leather vest and you can be the skinny fem boy in the butt tight shirt and True Religions. I would assume you are the catcher...

Haha, who are all of you retards that are saying her body isnt perfect? It's fucking incredible. I wonder what you tubs of lard look like. Fattie pride! :D

I don't know who this girl is, but I'd love to try to find out by sticking a couple of fingers all the way up her ass.

I don't know how people can say her face isn't that great from these photos, because she's wet and wearing glasses! Now if they know her face from other photos, well they're entitled to have that opinion then, because they actually saw her face not wet and covered.

Her body is extremely nice, and even though her breasts are enhanced, they're enhanced the way they're supposed to look: nice, instead of like a bolt-on franken-booby like Xtina, Pam, Posh, and whoever else has ginormous boobs with hard edges sticking out under the skin.

Hopefully this pretty lady won't get into the overly skinny thing many starlets seem to go through, OR the opposite like that cellulite drunk chick (forget her name, her hair hangs in her face recently).

Eat healthy, and don't over-do the partying Cora, if you have ANY talent whatsoever, you'll probably do well in Celeb-land.

If you want to relieve your frustration that a douchebag has landed yet another chick with potential, then just watch this girl speaking on YouTube. Besides being as dumb as you'd expect -- she likes "lots of muscles" -- she has no chin, or it's attached to her neck, or something.

My burst of jealousy assuaged, I can now move on with my day.

First of all, Jen? For you to say this girl is too skinny to get knocked up is just plain stupid. Fat bitches like you that spread around all of this "big and beautiful" bullshit is why this country has the obesity and health problems it has today. If you want to be a fat pig, BE A FAT PIG! I have nothing against it. However, please stop spreading around all of this "it's normal to be a size 12" bullshit. Just becasue you have a fat ass doesn't mean everyone should have one. That's call FASCISM, you dumb bitch.

Brody needs to hit the gym. It's not good to be that rubbery at his age. He's not chubby by any means, just no tone.

no, that's called fatasscism.

she looks like she had more plastic surgery done...besides her breasts.

i love natural, beautiful girls.

brodys got man tits, shes hot.

Veroonica,
You are awesome.

Hey FRIST,!!! whatcha drinkin?

thanx friend

sexy girls

Wow. Really really perfect body. She must really enjoy her life.

#35:

No doubt Randal resides in San Francisco, is a shut-in, and has no friends.

To all who ever could be jealous of this tool:

I was seeing a girl who hooked up with Brody during a break...and based on what she said, his fame is all he has going for him. Granted, I'm 6'5" (you do the math on what I got going on down there), but she said he's "tiny", has no personality, is full of himself and only talks about himself, AND is a minute man!!

Ladies, I'm none of the above...hahaha

Just thought I'd make all the guys (who even just consider what it would be like to be him) realize he's just lucky to have come out of the right vajay-jay and have the right last name (which he so lamely tatted on his own body). I'm a nobody and pull game just as well as he does...if not better, being that I'm a nobody.....and yes, the girl I was referring to is fucking hot. Perfect 10 and Playboy Cyber Chick of the Month. Swear to God.

Anyone can do it!!! Go get some hot chick you always wanted this weekend guys!!!!!!!

# 48, I'm not trying to stick up for Brody Jenner, because I really don't care about him enough to do that; but anyone that bad-mouths an 'ex' like that, not only makes themself look horrible, but makes it pretty clear that they are the one that got burned in the relationship.

DAMN! I would kill to have her body.

What a whale. Someone harpoon her already!

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You didn't understand my whole message...

In no way was any of that "bad-mouthing" an ex....we both date other people all the time (it's a great deal we have) and we talk about some of the other people we see and how they measure up. I won this battle between skills vs. status. Now go out there and pimp some fine ass ladies this weekend and forget about me!!! haha

Game on....oh and GO LAKERS!!!!!

You didn't understand my whole message...

In no way was any of that "bad-mouthing" an ex....we both date other people all the time (it's a great deal we have) and we talk about some of the other people we see and how they measure up. I won this battle between skills vs. status. Now go out there and pimp some fine ass ladies this weekend and forget about me!!! haha

Game on....oh and GO LAKERS!!!!!

Her body, I admit, is perfect, letting aside the obvious implants & plastic surgeries. But her face completely kills it (Google her).

Her face totally blows

Ok............so she's gotta hot body - not so hot face - brody jenner has got man boobs...............everything has now been covered...........move on and get on with Your pathetic lives! There is surely more interesting things going on.....no?

WHATEVER YOU SAY!!!

AND HAVING BREAST IMPLANTS IS HEALTHY???

GIVE ME A BREAK YOU HYPOCRITES!!!! AND KIM IS NOT FAT.

WHITE MEN JUST LIKE SHAPELESS 12-YEAR OLD BOY BODIES THAT HAD TO RESORT TO GETTING BREAST IMPLANTS TO LOOK HALF WOMAN LIKE.

Can't believe you didn't comment on his man boobs.

Imagine Heidi and Audrina Wonk Eye standing in bikinis next to this chick.

And I agree, this article in particular doesn't sound like the normal writer, and is not funny. "Anybody got a sharpie?" Wack.

#58 right on

@57 Not true, my husband is white and he likes a woman with meat on her bones, which means I could get really heavy if I wanted to, and he would be fine with that. The thing is, I'm not fine with that, and i keep an athletic shape (but not Madonna athletic) with hiking and karate. I keep my body the way I like it, not the way someone else thinks it should be.

Puhaps you be speckulatin' who my pick fo' da Depawtmit of Ejumakashin be.

Da Spurrrit a Troof is my pick. Chex out da link.

Why does I picks him, you aks?

Well he say it fo himseff. He ain't tryin' a folla Whitey's rules, know Ah'm sayin'.

My wack ass fuhgots da link.

Jus' look up Spirit of Truth (dat how Whitey spell it) on YouTube.

JACKSON - FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD, SHOVE YOUR DICK UP YOUR OWN FUCKING ASS UNTIL IT BLEEDS AND GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey does anyone know what the greatest degree of anal insertion ever was? I am high on drugs right now and am merely curious. (Wow all that money just to get in this state of mind)

he's got breasts

he's got breasts

and what's up with her toes?

...who are these people?

I can't believe no one noticed or commented on the fact that her belly button is INSANELY high up on her abs. I'm sorry, but that is just creepy-looking. Like she turned her stomach upside down and her ribs are where her lower belly should be. Normal belly buttons sit way lower.

Beside that, she has to keep her body in such great shape and get fake ass tits because her face is EW times a thousand.

Brody looks like about 5 yrs. from major man titty. If you want to be famous for nothing, dude, you need to start hitting the gym.

this is so depressing. This girl, who ever the fuck she is, is completely gorgeous, I will never, ever look like her!

I am going to go cry now, and eat a whole pizza and a box of oreos, and then go throw them up, and then cry some more...

Come on now... nobody's mentioned Sports By Brooks by now?
http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/g/index.php?action=dosearch&gid=40&os=0

Hey #61, not Jaded:

I hate to break it to you, and I say this with the utmost sincerity, but Your husband would not be cool with that. But his job is to make sure you know that he will always love you no matter what, because he fell in love with your soul, thie inner you. Now that may be true, but if you think for one second that he would be cool with you becoming a fatass, you are crazy.

But the fact that you are not cool with becoming a fatass means that you are doing your job as well. I predict you two will have a long and happy life together. Great job.

way too hot for Brody Jenner, whoever the fuck that is.

Most chicks are like that now. They're only good for fucking. And they don't mind being fuck for a few months before being dumped. It's a man's world baby.

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#61 - Not Jaded

OH PLEASE!!! WHY DON'T YOU EAT LIKE A PIG FOR A FEW MONTHS AND LET'S SEE HOW POPULAR YOU ARE AT THE NEXT OFFICE PARTY. IF YOUR HUSBAND LOVED FAT CHICKS THERE IS ENOUGH FAT WOMEN TO GO AROUND (WHO HAVE GOOD PERSONALITY BECAUSE THEY ACTUALLY HAD TO DEVELOP IT) LIKE OVER 50% OF AMERICANS ARE FAT, YOU ARE THE MINORITY AND HE IS LYING TO MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOUR "SELF". GAIN 30 LBS, I DARE YOU TO PROVE ME WRONG.

#73 Holyfuck

I AM WITH YOU ON THIS ONE. SHE REALLY THINKS HE LIKES FAT GIRL'S AND SOMEHOW SHE LANDED HIM? FAT GIRLS ARE MORE EAGER TO PLEASE. BUT KNOW WHAT? ALL THIN OR ATTRACTIVE GIRLS ALWAYS THINK IT IS THEIR PERSONALITY THAT WON MEN OVER. REALLY THEY DO. THEY ALSO THINK THE WORLD REVOLVE AROUND THEM AND THEY CAN BE 200 LBS "IF" THEY WANTED TO AND STILL GET ATTENTION. (KEYWORD ***THINK***)

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#61 - Not Jaded

OH PLEASE!!! WHY DON'T YOU EAT LIKE A PIG FOR A FEW MONTHS AND LET'S SEE HOW POPULAR YOU ARE AT THE NEXT OFFICE PARTY. IF YOUR HUSBAND LOVED FAT CHICKS THERE IS ENOUGH FAT WOMEN TO GO AROUND (WHO HAVE GOOD PERSONALITY BECAUSE THEY ACTUALLY HAD TO DEVELOP IT) LIKE OVER 50% OF AMERICANS ARE FAT, YOU ARE THE MINORITY AND HE IS LYING TO MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOUR "SELF". GAIN 30 LBS, I DARE YOU TO PROVE ME WRONG.

#73 Holyfuck

I AM WITH YOU ON THIS ONE. SHE REALLY THINKS HE LIKES FAT GIRL'S AND SOMEHOW SHE LANDED HIM? FAT GIRLS ARE MORE EAGER TO PLEASE. BUT KNOW WHAT? ALL THIN OR ATTRACTIVE GIRLS ALWAYS THINK IT IS THEIR PERSONALITY THAT WON MEN OVER. REALLY THEY DO. THEY ALSO THINK THE WORLD REVOLVE AROUND THEM AND THEY CAN BE 200 LBS "IF" THEY WANTED TO AND STILL GET ATTENTION. (KEYWORD ***THINK***)

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#61 - Not Jaded

OH PLEASE!!! WHY DON'T YOU EAT LIKE A PIG FOR A FEW MONTHS AND LET'S SEE HOW POPULAR YOU ARE AT THE NEXT OFFICE PARTY. IF YOUR HUSBAND LOVED FAT CHICKS THERE IS ENOUGH FAT WOMEN TO GO AROUND (WHO HAVE GOOD PERSONALITY BECAUSE THEY ACTUALLY HAD TO DEVELOP IT) LIKE OVER 50% OF AMERICANS ARE FAT, YOU ARE THE MINORITY AND HE IS LYING TO MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOUR "SELF". GAIN 30 LBS, I DARE YOU TO PROVE ME WRONG.

#73 Holyfuck

I AM WITH YOU ON THIS ONE. SHE REALLY THINKS HE LIKES FAT GIRL'S AND SOMEHOW SHE LANDED HIM? FAT GIRLS ARE MORE EAGER TO PLEASE. BUT KNOW WHAT? ALL THIN OR ATTRACTIVE GIRLS ALWAYS THINK IT IS THEIR PERSONALITY THAT WON MEN OVER. REALLY THEY DO. THEY ALSO THINK THE WORLD REVOLVE AROUND THEM AND THEY CAN BE 200 LBS "IF" THEY WANTED TO AND STILL GET ATTENTION. (KEYWORD ***THINK***)

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actually i have a similar tattoo of my madien name down my side in ancient writing of my culture...its in memory of my grandfather and father....so its not as douchey as you'd think. it applies to the person.

Man I do really like that figure minus the implants. So not necessary.

Croation, may I ask why you would do that? Is it for magic purposes?

Doucheknuckles

Coffee Bean: You are not the spokesperson for all men - esp. considering you are probably genetically closer to a silver back gorilla. The girl is hot - but chicks that hot don't talk to shit bags like you. Unless you are waiting on them, and even then, they probably avoid looking directly at you - which explains your offensive sexist hatred for women. People as ignorant as you seem make me ill. bllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech all over your pox marked faacccccccccccccccccccceeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Coffee Bean: You are not the spokesperson for all men - esp. considering you are probably genetically closer to a silver back gorilla. The girl is hot - but chicks that hot don't talk to shit bags like you. Unless you are waiting on them, and even then, they probably avoid looking directly at you - which explains your offensive sexist hatred for women. People as ignorant as you seem make me ill. bllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech all over your pox marked faacccccccccccccccccccceeeeeeeeeeeeee.

damn, a cosmetic threapist does a body good.

I THINK ONLY FAGGOTS ARE GOOD ENOUGH FOR HIM!!

she has a beautiful body :)

look out for this one on the hills, season 7392857392374259449573348.

She is beautiful. Really. I don't see why people criticize her face. And for the first time, breast implants that look good.

@78 First of all, I don't like myself heavy. It hinders my ability to do the things I like to do.
Second of all, I was at one point heavier after my second child, and he was all over me constantly. He doesn't like a big fat gelatinous belly, he just enjoys the look and feel of round womanly parts (hips, boobs, butt). I see him whip his head around when a curvy size 12-16 walks by, but if a very slender model size type is there, he doesn't seem to notice.
I could have stayed at that larger size (12), but to me, it felt too big. I am now at a 7/8 which feels fine to me. Hubby keeps saying that if I get any smaller he won't be sexually attracted to me. If I wanted to be smaller, that would be too bad for him, its my body, nobody else is living inside of it but me.

She's smokin hot! Let's not forget Brody's family is filthy rich and famous and plus he's a good lookin guy too. That translates to tapping hot pieces of ass like this girl.

Ugly face, body is better but a little way too skinny.

Superfish yet once again leaving up bikini pictures of an assless ugly chick in a bikini for the weekend.
*YAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN*

good thing Kim Kardashian is below, or else this would be really fucking boring.

I would do things to her that are illegal in 41 states and frowned on in the other 9!!!! It could go either way in Puerto Rico!

I find his hairy man-booblets strangely enticing.

Besides the fact that her face may well belong to an unnatractive dude and if it was attached to a man's body you wouldn't notice anything abnormal (read: she's ugly and has the face of an average unattractive dude), the fact that she has no ass and no female curves except for her 2 fake boob implants, and the fact that she is waay too skinny in an anorexic-skinny kind of way, could anybody please tell me what's hot about this chick? 'cause I see no hotness in this man faced woman. would any men on this site find her hot if she was fully clothed and covered instead of in a bikini? I highly doubt it.

Fascinating: The usual jealous loser bitches and their equally bitchy queen BFFs that inhabit this site have to go on their usual rant about how this beautiful girl is less beautiful because they THINK her breasts aren't real: Hey! Idiots - if they are viewable. If you can see them with your own two eyes. If you could reach out and touch them with your fingertips THEY ARE REAL! Is your nose any less real because you got a nose job for your 18th B-day?? Is your hair any less real because it's not the color you were born with? Good grief: Each and every one of you hateful bitches ought to be ashamed that you would stoop so low and bash this incredibly attractive ode to the female breastage.
Hey! Here's an idea: Why don't you poke your eyes out with your pocket vibrator if the mere sight of these luscious mammories sends you into such a tizzy... You know: As a breastologist (A Doctor of Mammories to you non-medical types) I have a theory: It says right here in my breastology handbook that all women who bash other women's beautiful assets are in love with the object of their scorn: That's right gals -- each of you would love to take hold and insert each giant goober you claim to despise, right between your clenched teeth and make the kind of oral magic that you deny yourself because of your pent up rage that your longing for a lovely set of D-cups of your very own can not be consummated because you lack the $$$, the will, or the love of male attention that your new fun bags would provoke.
The Superficial writer would be doing each of you losers a great favor by posting a row of Kate Hudson pictures exclusively for you flat chested gargoyles and douche bags to drool over and creating a separate, secret site for every REAL man who loves the sight of a beautiful rack. And if there's one guy here who pipes up that he likes the sight of two fried eggs staring back at him when the lights go dim and the Johnny Mathis goes on, I call bullshit! And I can prove it: I've never yet met a gal who bedded me and said "Oh yay! You're hung like a hamster! I'm the happiest girl in the world!"

#90, You just keep telling yourself that if that's what it takes to stay happy. Your man has done a fine job with you and like I said earlier, you two are going to live hapily ever after because you are both a fine job.

And for future reference, I would say that you are letting this discussion hit a little too close to home, and that you are divulging a tad too much personal information. I would keep that kind of info to myself if I were you. Because if you are indeed correct and not completely brainwashed as I suspect, then your husband is what is commonly referred to as a "Chubby Chaser." And that is not necessarily something to be proud of, per se.

@97 Just wondering how old you were? Not being nasty or condescending, just curious.

Sorry chiclets: I'm like Clay Aikens - I never date my fans!

#99 chicklet

I AM 23 YEARS OF AGE AND I HAVE BEEN FAT MY ENTIRE LIFE UNTIL RECENTLY.

EVERYONE ALWAYS TOLD ME IT IS PERSONALITY AND I HAD A PRETTY FACE AND I WAS FUNNY (STUFF **EVERY SINGLE FAT GIRL GETS TOLD***)

I HAVE WATCHED DITZY, ANOREXIC, SELF-ABSORBED FRIENDS GET THE GUY ALL THE TIME AND ALL I WOULD GET IS OLD MEN OR BLACK MEN (SORRY NOT ATTRACTED TO THAT)

BUT NOW I AM ON THE OTHER SIDE I AM TREATED WITH RESPECT. I STILL HAVE SOME TO LOSE AND I WILL DO IT. BUT LIFE IS SOOOOO MUCH BETTER NOW THAN IT WAS WHEN I WAS OBESE.

:::::::::::: LESSON TO ALL THE FAT GIRLS:::::::::::::::::::::::
1. PEOPLE HAVE LIED TO YOU ABOUT THE IMPORTANCE OF PERSONALITY
2. LOSE THE WEIGHT AND YOUR LIFE WILL BE A 180 AND GUYS WILL NOTICE YOU

Who said anything about dating? I just want to rub my fake breasticles all over your face.

nice rack on the snatchqueen. . Jenner - GAY< GAY to put a stupid tatoo of your last name on your dumb-ass body. DORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@101 still think its important for people to develop a nice personality even if they are hot. Who wants to be with anyone who has a shitty, shallow, self involved personality?

She has an awesome figure, and she's cute enough; he is very cute with a decent body. He's probably a little douchey; she's probably a bit dumb, they're a perfect match! Happy for them.

Googled her name. Yep. Dog face.

Tanya, are you blind? She's so beautiful!! What I would give to look that good.

lotta jealous chicks on here

brody jenner is so fucking hot i cant even stand it. i would let him fuck me every day, six times a day if he wanted to ;) lol

Wow, I won't admit it for most women walking around flaunting themselves in a bikini thinking they look all fricken hot. But I gotta admit it here, this chick is right; her body is really hot; I can't find a flaw...and I am jealous as hell. Brody isn't too bad looking himself, but not up to par with her. And anyone that tattoos their own name on themselves is serious douche material.

I really think it's sad that women feel obliged to get breast implants, can't you all just be happy with your body? She's got a hot body and she's not that freaking ugly in the face department! But god all you men who induce this low self-esteem to women with small breast should all go play with some water balloons! This implants aren't pretty and if you don't continue the endless cycle of putting new ones you end up with disfigured boobs http://www.immersivemedical.com/images/article/breast_implant1.jpg ! If you're naturally busty or naturally not why get a complex, flaunt what your mom gave you, not your freaking demented surgeon!

why is he wearing a floatie around his waist??....oh, um....oops....nevermind

Never heard of either of them I had to look them up....but she has a gorgeous figure :) Her SO though *shudder* he has man-boobs

Dear Jealous Flat Chested Gargoyles:
You've tried the scare tactics, you've tried the bashing, you've tried to "kill the messenger" but here I am - STILL STANDING! Standing ram rod straight and at attention when spying the lovely bodacious bodies of a Cora Skinner, Christina A., Kim K., et al
Oh yeah, you know who you are: "...I've seen nipples pointing to the right...AND THE LEFT..." "...I've seen scarring...." " ....breast implants will give you auto-immune disease..." "...anyone with a breast implants has a poor self-image...this gal should be more like me: self delusional and proud of her frying pan chest!...."
What an amazing bunch you are: Too damn lazy and self absorbed to not realize that they are two silicone fun bags away from a lifetime of male adoration; the opportunity to get free stuff (i.e. - Long Island Ice Teas!); a new set of underwear as gifts from husbands/boyfriends/auto mechanics; not to mention a fine feature that will take the attention away from your face and ass! I wonder if any of you gals that bash the likes of Cora (Who is simply perfect in every way.) even bother to bathe? I mean why bother? Cleaniness and good personal hygiene are just some made up societal bullshit that keeps strong confident women down, right? Forget the Summer's Eve, I demand to smell as fresh as a dumpster down there! Forget the personal grooming kit: I demand to be as hairy as Marcia Cross on Rogaine in my nether regions! I want to let my leg hair grow so I can braid it into a peace symbol so I can protest the war in Iraq!
Listen up you damn beatniks: Medical science has progressed for a reason and that reason goes far beyond something as mundane as finding a cure for cancer or removing that wart on the end of your mother's nose: Medical science now permits 1000's of women to improve on the bad hand nature dealt them and improve themselves in so many great ways that makes an otherwise ugly world into a beautiful place in which to live.
What in the world is so darn imposing about a submuscular implant implacement, a lipo to the gut and ass, and a general reconstruction in various other parts in order to have yourself placed on a pedestal and worshipped like the (new) Goddess that you are?!
Hey listen up gargoyles: IF you choose to live in your present state then good for you! If you want to live with that symbolic bag over your head and your upper body draped in a leper's blanket so you can roam the earth living in its shadows then: Good. For. You. But why must you bash others who have chosen to come out of society's shadow and declare themselves as the beautiful creatures they are and who now demand and deserve our respect and admiration for making the world a more beautiful and worthwhile place in which to live? No, I say: This is where I make my stand: I will valiently stand up to the slings and arrows pointed my way for I will make the world safe for the bodaciously beautiful: I WILL stand guard at their gated community and keep you gargoyles at bay! I will hold up my outstretched palm and yell: STOP! And then - pointing to the sunset - I will direct you back to the Hillary Clinton concession speech where you and your host of flat chested, man hating, self loathing brethren can compare patterns for home made pants suits and shopping venues for sensible shoes!
I think I've made my point. I believe my work is done here. Peace out.

Sshe has a big ugly tatoo on her right foot.

"Big girl, big hole
small girl, all hole."

Some trucker told me that once. I think I just figured out what it means.

her bellybutton is way too up..... perfect surgery~~~

HER KNEES ARE TOO POINTY

I'd fuck that ass for 2 hours, until diarrhea started spurting out her mouth and nose.

Veroonica (wtf?) #40, I don't live in America and I don't deal with your obesity problem everyday. My BMI is 22.5 which is well within the healthy range. It's just a fact that women with a BMI under 19 (hers looks about 18.3) have trouble getting pregnant. I see no child-bearing hips on this woman. I will say it once again: Elisha Cuthbert = hot body. Megan Fox = hot body. This chick = glorified 11-year old boy with tits. Fake ones.

yea and thats why she's a model right . just stfu jen cause you'rejust a nobody. either way we know she looks hot , but we dont know about you cause you're just hiding behind a computer criticizing somebody that you are basicly just jealous of. even with that "11 year old boy body wit tits" she still gets all that attention and you? lol

@121- Since when did being a model guarantee hotness? There are tons of ugly models out there. Sorry, just had to point that out.

#120 and #122 are fugly fatties who can't get laid and have a gun rack of vibrators.

Crush from AMERICAN GLADIATORS may be the hottest chick on TV right now...what do you guys think?

http://www.nbc.com/American_Gladiators/video/#mea=258326

Watch her on AMERICAN GLADIATORS on Mondays at 8/7c on NBC

Hahahahaahahah, okay, don wins with the "gunrack of vibrators" comment, that's the funniest damned thing I have read all weekend.

eh her fake boobs are disguisting. big boobs just look weird on girls this skinny. Not saying that being skinny is bad just saying that you should make a choice bw wanting big boobs and being skinny.

Jy mangerais la plotte

this lovely female is perfectly proportioned....what pisses most of these haters off is not her breasts, but her waistline! Take a look at her stomach and legs and arse!! yum yum...... and yes i love the vibrator comment.

HOW CAN YOU SAY THIS IS HEALTHY WHEN SHE IS CLEARLY UNDERWEIGHT AND HAS BREAST IMPLANTS????

THIS WOMAN IS JUST AS UNHEALTHY AS ALL THE FAT AMERICANS THAT ROAM THE BEACH IN A ONE PIECE.

WTF?! No new gossip for two days? What is going on? Did the rapture happen on Friday and St. Superficial got beamed up to Jesusland? I'M STARVING HERE!!!

Oh and Jenn, you should maybe check this out:

http://www.campshane.com/

@131 That camp looks like fun, I wanna go!

Yeah totally. Look how happy that fat kid is riding the little boat!

yeah man that chick is hot! there is a site where there's a ton of hot chicks talking about sex and s**t! it's called twentysomethingtv or something check it out http://www.twentysomethingtv.com

I'm a little upset with the position of her belly button. It is way too high. I think she must be some kind of brown alien. Yes, that is what she is.

I'm a little upset with the position of her belly button. It is way too high. I think she must be some kind of brown alien. Yes, that is what she is.

If anyone thinks this girl is too thin, may I direct them to recent pictures of Amy Winehouse. That girl is too thin. So thin that it hurts to look. Well, that's not the only reason it hurts, but its seriously in the top five.

NO MORONS it's called FATSIM or FATASSISM.

Find the pattern, what do these words have in common (spelling wise)?
-sexism
-racism
-antisemitism

Answer: They all end in ISM not CISM, jebus fuck what were your SAT scores(or whatever tests you took in whatever country you are from)???

Fucking ABISMAL I'm sure.

*FATISM

More importantly Fatism is discrimination against people who are overweight so you also had the definition completely reversed.

I'm a doctor on call this morning and FYI some underweight women do certainly have trouble conceiving, but overweight women have even more trouble due to illnesses like Polycystic Ovarian Disease (which mainly affect overweight and obese women). Eating disorders can cause fertility problems but you'd be surprised by how many women with severe eating disorders are not very thin, you cannot tell from looking at a person if they will or do have fertility problems. However this woman is not thin enough where her weight would pose a fertility problem, if she does have fertility problems it would be for other reasons and based on her physique she has been slim all her life and is naturally very slim. Even Nicole Richie got pregnant.

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/fatism

In all seriousness, she's got a nice body but the breasts are fake... and I bet she spends her time alternating between puking and working out. Plus she's probably mega high maintenance; not a fun combo to hang out with. But yeh, I'm still jealous (but what the heck is with her belly button?!). Oh, and she's not that pretty either; just your basic attractive face; so there! Ah, much better. Now I can go back to eating me lucky charms.

#141
As a woman I have to say, so what if her boobs are fake? They look nice; not all veiny, overkilled and overstretched (i.e. Christina Aguilera). IMHO her figure is one of the nicest I've seen. Her belly button??!! Please tell me you aren't serious...you are fishing now my friend. Enjoy your lucky charms my friend...perhaps theres something like this waiting for you at the end of the rainbow ;)

#138 Hey Brain, "ABISMAL" is spelled abysmal

Wow, she looks exactly like that I chick I molested myself to this morning in a mastubatory rage... no wait, that is her... and I left my fucking laptop in the bathroom...

Wow, ive always thought Brody was such a cuttie UNTIL i saw that he HAS MAN BOOBS? WTF>? Thats just gross!

He'e gotta be violating some anti-douche statute on that beach...

I am just jealous of the water, lapping and swishing, free to rub any part of her...Tsunami!

142
As a woman I have to say, so what if her boobs are fake? They look nice; not all veiny, overkilled and overstretched (i.e. Christina Aguilera). <------------

First of all christina aguilera has fake tits as well, now fat just covers them from her getting pregnant probably combined with breast milk. thats a horribly unsexy image.

This chick, hers look nice in a bathing suit. I'm sure once you take that bathing suit off though they are just like round motionless hard orbs that stick out awkwardly from her chest, like big plastic balls that are connected by skin being plastered over them. gross.

Natural, nice tits , key word nice , are probably much more enjoyable to a guy i would imagine.

I have tits that look like this chicks. But mine are real, and natural looking, and dont have that icky weird space in between. yay for i guess good genes, or which ever one gives you big tits.

But mine are not stretched out or veiny or anything and i love how people use that argument. Maybe if you have big tits and do jumping jacks all day with no bra on they would look like that but i dont know.

and her body is nice. but her waist looks like a 12 year old boys esp in the first picture. not very womanly. she could gain 10 pounds and still look amazing and less twig like.

#123 is a fucking loser who sits in front of his computer all day constantly looking for a woman - any woman - to jack off to besides his mother.
Seriously, how do you explain Karolina Kurkova? That bitch is ugly and she'a a Victoria's Secret model.
And seriously, the "you're fat" retort is so unoriginal. Get a life.

She may have a hot body, but did you ever consider that doctors will shove about six sterile plastic bags over her rib cage (replaced every decade) just to give men the curvy "look" that they crave on impossibly slim bodies?

Something is wrong if women have to resort to surgery in order to look good in the eyes of men. The West's love of breast implantation is similarly oppressing, though less harmful than female genital mutilation in some African and Islamic societies. Both tell women they must go under a knife in order to be acceptable as women. Yuck.

Um...he has man boobs....ewww....he's gross....

God, I want to fuck this chick so bad. Her body is so nice and those tits are amazing. Seriously... thanks for these pictures. I can't wait to get home now.

Just because some women don't think her body is that great doesn't mean they're jealous.

Boy Barbie lovers can unit all they want, but I will say it again: Megan Fox: fuck yes, I'm jealous of her body. It's hot as fuck! Elisha Cuthbert: same deal, gorgeous curves, flat tummy (well, OK, mine's flat too but I actually have to work really hard for it and hers looks effortlessly flat!), even Kimmy Kardashian, she's got a beautiful figure. But this hobag looks like a little boy, and that's why mommy had to buy her some tits.

And to the dude who said being a model automatically makes you hot, 3 words, buddy: Marisa Miller Butterface.

THE SAME PEOPLE THAT CALL KIM FAT AND UNHEALTHY,,,,

CALL THIS IMPLANTED ANOREXIC SKANK THE IDEAL WOMAN.

THE SAME PEOPLE THAT CALL KIM FAT AND UNHEALTHY,,,,

CALL THIS IMPLANTED ANOREXIC SKANK THE IDEAL WOMAN.

commenter 51 is fucking awesome

Famous, or even moderately famous? Rich, or even moderately wealthy? You can get a hot chick. All women are, at their core, whores. Just some are more honest about it than others.

I went to high school with her. She's a pretty smart girl and is very nice. I'm happy for her success (as a model, not for dating this d-bag).

156...uh Kim is fat.. what white man wants to go near a fat jiggly cellulite covered ass, thick legs.... pass.
Now this girl.. Cora. Her body is ideal. If her ass was alittle rounder like Jessic Alba shed be a 11!.
Nice tiny waist that curves in, perfect tits, long legs(no cellulite or imperfections) tight ass, . Yup that body is as perfect as they come.

154?
Um how do Megan Fox and Elisha Cuthbert have better bodies?
Megan Fox has a better face -- a million times better face obviously
and has a great bod but howc an someone say thats its better than this girl

And Cuthbert looked great a few yrs ago but has packed on some weight and doesnt look the same. Prettier yes but in terms of striclty body shes nowhere near as hot
If this girl- Cora was an actress or featured in some movie in a sexy role shed be branded a sex symbol right away and wld be making the mens mags top lists instantly!

okay guys .. yes she has the "perfect body " now.. but ..if she didnt have fake boobs i guarentee she would look like a holocaust survivor ... she is EXTREMLY thin... the only reason she looks "perfect" or "curvy" is because she has fake boobs ... but guys no girl is born with huge boobs without some chunk and this girl clearly has no fat on her... anyone can have a body like this its called starvng yourself and then once you get emaciated enough you get fake boobs ... end of story