Jun 26 2008Colleen McLoughlin gets bikini-fied on her honeymoon

who is this tanorexic cunt?

I'd take any loaded woman, no matter what she looks like....

who cares? if she's loaded...

Huh...thanks for the pics. Now I remember where I left my beef jerky.

Who the fuck is this repulsive pig? I've never thought a tan could look so bad!
Brooke was born hermaphordite and her parents opted to cut off the extra male genitalia, but were still not fooled. In cases like those the removed organ, in Brooks case the penis, eventually starts to take over as they grow. She needs to contact Jaime Lee Curtis for advice since she was born hermaphordite too. My condolonces Brook, or Ben or whatever it is.

Her tummy is freaky tan

She looks nice but these are not the most flattering pictures of Coleen, but you have to google her husband Wayne Rooney or 'shrek'. Now theres a face for the radio!

She looks 100% normal. ATTACK!

She's not that tan, fat, or drunk. I've been to Vegas at least 50 times and have seen hundreds of young women just like her. Completely harmless. Can't we all just get along? Let me people go.

The new Fish really hates women.

The Secret is probably because she wishes that Wayne stops visiting prostutes after their wedding.

No, wait... now they are married, she can divorce him and get loads of money. Maybe she wishes the prostitutes come back.

I actually read quite a bit on my honeymoon, but only because we had a nice balcony overlooking the ocean and it was pleasant to sit out there between rounds of....you know.

morga,
How would you like to be the next Mrs. Ted from LA? You know why? Well... you know.

this is the dude that got caught out banging old prostitutes, I guess all is forgiven

Who the fuck is this whore and wh
y do we care???

What the eff has this site turned into? Yeah, some of them are cute. But most of them are irrelevant. NEXT!

She's aiiiight, but I thought all these footballers got prime meat. Why settle for this chick who's clearly sucking in her stomach.

Hell, even that douchebag loser Andy Roddick gets Brooklyn Decker. 'Splain that to me!

FUCK off Americans its football not soccer, you cunts stole our word, only countries that don't play football call it soccer. I hate obese Americans you sicken me.

I used to have a body like hers, long long ago before I let myself slip and by slip I mean like imagine yourself at the top of a redwood tree holding on for dear life. Then suddenly your palms are greasy.
Now when I walk, which is rare as I practically live on this site and eat potato and corn byproducts, I waddle. Like a duck with roids.
At least I still have my dignity.

@15
Soccer is for fags anyway.
They all cry like babies when they get kicked in the shin.
See, you stupid fuckwads cry about what to call it.
Watching paint dry is 5 times more exciting than any soccer game.
Get over it loser.

What the hell kind of name is "Wayne Rooney"?

Also, put a fork in her, she's done.

anyone who's saying she is fat or tanorexic is clearly just fucking jealous of her--ur probly a bunch of fat fucking pigs that would die to look like that. go fuck yourselves u pretentious motherfuckers

anyone who's saying she is fat or tanorexic is clearly just fucking jealous of her--ur probly a bunch of fat fucking pigs that would die to look like that. go fuck yourselves u pretentious motherfuckers

I'm fat. And yet, I don't wish to look like her. In fact, I'd rather be risking heart disease than be risking looking like her.

I'm fat. And yet, I don't wish to look like her. In fact, I'd rather be risking heart disease than be risking looking like her.

Wow. So many ignorant people on this board coming from all sides. Nice to see an athlete with a normal chick, and especially one who has a higher salary than most U.S. athletes. They've been together, apparently, since they were 16 years-old, so I respect that.

If I made $260,000 a week, I dont think I would be honeymooning in Vegas and drinking budweiser by the pool. They used to be a normal couple, they are both from working class families, but when you start to make $260,000 a week, you life is no longer normal.

Never heard of these two.

She's kind of a bore to look at but at least she isn't covered with disgusting tattoos.

@17

google rugby, you shoulder pad & helmet wearing pussy.

@ #26

aye you tell the whiney prat ;)

This woman is definitely a 5 or 6 in terms of her body and face. She needs to tone up a wee bit and maybe stop frying herself in the sun to raise her score, both of which would require a lengthy period of time to achieve. If she takes off her top now and shows me some titties I'd raise her to a 7 or 8 in the short term, but her usefulness to me would end sooner because I would have already had sex with her and moved on to the next worthless skank.

A pleasant personality might compel me to stay longer, but her bikini screams "I'm a tacky, self-absorbed bitch", and anyway if she were nice she'd be too understanding when I cheat on her and then start trying to change for me, which would be futile because while she was working on deserving me I'd have been banging her sister and flirting with her mom.

American football is fucking gay. A bunch of bodybuilders and fatasses wearing spandex tights and patting each other on the ass. Rugby is a real sport that doesn't have stoppage of play every 7 seconds so the blockers can catch their breath.

Kim Lardassian

Shut up, I'm sure you're lardy as hell.

Why does the same person -- under different names -- keep bashing American football and praising England? I don't particularly like football, but then again, I don't like pasty, stunted, Germany-fearing, can't-win-a-war-without-becoming-America's-bitch, empire-losing, irrelevant-on-the-world-stage-for-the-last-50-years, bad teeth having degenerates who, along France, are the inspiration for the term Eurotrash.

Run along, I think your bitch mother is calling you inside to eat her fish and chips.

England SUCKS. Get over it.

I'd stick it in her butt, no doubt about that.

Rugby? That shits a joke too.
What do those guys make, maybe $10 an hour?
No body watches rugby or soccer for that matter.
Lets all hold hands in a circle and dribble the ball around while wearing gay ass short shorts (nickers) *my bad*.
Fucking tidlee winks you dipshit euro blokes.

@31 Well played sir, well played..

I think the retards on both sides of the "soccer vs football" argument are really just saying that they're insecure about the size of their cocks. Hey everybody, let's all invoke national stereotypes while our fat bodies atrophy and we stare contentedly at the screen with our tiny dicks in our hands!

Anyway, baseball and Canada are clearly the best, YEEEAAHHHHH!

Euro 2008 is fucking good so far. I know it's wrong but I kind of want Germany to win.... ;)

The real retard would be some dumbass from canada sticking their head out of the snow long enough to throw out some baseball bullshit.
Go find an igloo to crowl in while holding someones little cock in your mouth.
canada has NOTHING to envy.

This blog and its content proves why you Americans are so pig sh*t stoopid - drooling after all the insignificant little events that happen in these sad "celebrity" lives. No wonder none of you have a decent education. I bet half of you can barely read this comment. Losers.

BUT HER TITS HAD A DAY OFF FOLKS!!

The British have such horrible taste in women.

@37 Hey cultural standard bearer, what's today's headline in The Daily Mirror??

Anyone who thinks she is skinny must be a jealous fat sow

There's a lot of venom in these posts. Can't understand anyone who thinks football sucks. And I mean the proper football that Wayne Rooney plays, not the American knockoff variety where they're allowed to use their hands. There's a reason why it's called football!

Anyway, I don't think Coleen looks bad. Which, yeah, it's spelled 'Coleen'. She's just a normal girl, not a celeb. People are only interested in her because she's Rooney's girl. People are interested in Rooney because he's England's star striker. I'm not surprised all you American folk don't know that, though. You all reckon the World Series only involves one country, right?

The sex stops that quickly because Rooney actually likes them old and dusty.
That's right, I said it.
http://www.cantstopthebleeding.com/C868288763/E246600925/
He slept with all kinds of old prostitutes, while he could have sex with this pretty YOUNG girl. For shame. Ew.

"BORING" - Homer Simpson

@37
You spelled stupid wrong you stupid shit.

English soccer (yes you fucktards, SOCCER, American website - American words!) players are such a bunch of pussies....look at that homo David Beckham......he was supposed to be the best you wankers had.....here in America he is an average player at best.......always hurt.....always crying about something insignificant.

I like her bangs.

Bandeau tops only look good if you are a flat chested gal. If you are bigger than an A-cup don't do it. It just makes you look saggy or gives you the dreaded "banana boob."

#36 Those comments would have totally made me cry if I were Canadian. You're so mean. I bet you get all the ladies. As it is, I'm from the US and am just embarrassed by you. Go fucking kill yourself dumbass.

ps. hang on. Why the hell am I wasting my time arguing with some loser online? WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME????

#37 - Don't you people say things like "shtewpid" when you really means stupid?

Bullet Tooth Tony: A bookie's got blagged last night.
Avi: Blagged? Speak English to me, Tony. I thought this country spawned the fucking language, and so far nobody seems to speak it.

@39 - they have to take what they can get.

#50, That's because all the smart people moved to America, so the Brit's keep getting dumber and dumber.

Looks like she's drinking piss, too. I wonder if it's her own piss?

British people have horrible taste in women? Just because they don't all go for whores like Pamela Amderson? At least Coleen looks like a real woman and not some starved concentration camp survivor with fake tits bolted onto her chest and collagen--inflated lips?

#29 - Our High School football players can homofuck the lot of you buggerin bastards

SOCCER is for kids. It's "an occasional contact sport" where a "hard-hit" gets you a "yellow card" - *GASP* ... or a red one if you're Pac Man Jones.
That's about as exciting to watch as paint drying or grass growing

But I can definately get into Rugby or Aussie Football.
Australian football dates back to 1853
The first set of written rules in Rugby was 1845
England formed The Football Association of Soccer in 1863 which leads me to question you "CornHole" just where you get your info about the word "football" being stolen from YOU.
American Football can be traced back to early versions of rugby football in 1892 .... not pansy-assed soccer

*B00M* .... You been served wanker

@36- Igloos? Canada has nothing to envy? Are you serious?
It sounds to me like you are what most would call the "ugly American". Shut your mouth. Its ignorant people like you that make all Americans look bad.

Honestly, who cares about these two?

Superficial writer, can you please post some hot Cristiano Ronaldo pics instead. There are all sorts of delicious pics of him vactioning in Italy right now, shirt OFF!

His current GF is super-skanky, everyone will love trashing her on your message board. It's a win-win!

There are pics of them practically naked making out on beaches, yachts, etc.

CR7 from Heaven PLEASE!

And for all the elitist Europeans here: You need to get off your high horses! I've been all over Europe and let me tell you I've seen my share of fatties there too. And in many countries in Europe (read: not all) people are thin because of POVERTY. There! I said it. Jeez!

Coleen is great girl.She is so down to earth and she has done well for herself. This is not her best picture, but she looks great.
Comment 58: I dont know where you travelled, I do agree that there are lot of obese people in Europe, but the thin people are definately not skinny because of poverty. Because I do not know one country in Europe where people starve!

#36. nice spelling twat. I guess that's the American education system at work lol. What u know about Canada is directly in porportion to the size of your dick. Believe me Canadians don't want any Americans up here eating all our burgers and stinking the place up. In fact your deserters from iraq (nice work there) keep coming here and we keep sending them back. Enjoy your recession and random gunfire asshole. And people wonder why we sometimes cheer for Al queda....

Soccer is NOT an American English word...

Look up the etymology before you run your mouths.

#33 most of the world follows football (soccer) Asia, Africa, Europe, Australia, South America, Central America etc. so American football is technically a far less significant sport.

#31 Don't bring up the second world war and say the British were cowards its fucking tasteless. Germany Bombed the shit out of our land and our fore fathers kept fighting on their own for years. America has NEVER had to endure anything like that. Stop embarrasing your country by sounding like everyones worst stereotype of an obnoxious American.

Also To the Americans insulting British people with the word Wanker, don't. It makes me cringe imagining it in your accent.

@59 - "I do not know one country in Europe where people starve!"
Well thats fine. Most people don't anyway. It isn't something that the media goes out of its way to report. Approximately one out of five Europeans (93 million people) live in poverty - many of them children.
Its funny how the guys at World Vision and the like never mention this (at least I've never heard them mention it) but never stop talking about poverty in Africa and India. You wouldn't know that there are tons of poor Europeans out there.

Her body is too small. I love large women with big fat jello butts like Kim Kardashian.

My blog is dedicated to latin women i this who i usualy like, but colleen i think is soooooooo beautiful ,i might have to set up a site just for her.

that's good that she is in a good mood.

My Go d - yourfatmom I laughed at your comments. I live in UK and the thing is she is well up her own arse. She has a weekly column in a UK Magazine and you should read her stuff. It's all me, me, me, what I wore, what I wore, what looked best on me, where I was, name dropping (whilst saying she loves her gal pals the most, her interviews, her career??? WHATT?). She really annoys me cause all she talks about is herself. Is there no one else on simpleton planet thicko????

My Go d - yourfatmom I laughed at your comments. I live in UK and the thing is she is well up her own arse. She has a weekly column in a UK Magazine and you should read her stuff. It's all me, me, me, what I wore, what I wore, what looked best on me, where I was, name dropping (whilst saying she loves her gal pals the most, her interviews, her career??? WHATT?). She really annoys me cause all she talks about is herself. Is there no one else on simpleton planet thicko????