Jun 3 2008Christina Aguilera wants more babies (Read: Behemoth breasts here to stay)

Them's some tig ole bitties!

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I never cared for her until she had the baby and her body filled out. I'd lick her feet after she walked her pee pee.

Oh Yes!!!!!!!!!

Jordan Bratman is probably hung like a Sasquatch. Or John Mayer. Or Me. That is the only explanation for Aguilera to marry and have sex with someone who looks like the offspring of a Mon Chi Chi and Walter Mathau.

#4 can I get your phone number??

Why is this website pretending that she didn't get those huge ass implants bolted on post-pregnancy? Are we in denial on this site now?

I'll say it again because it never gets old... YAAAAY BOOOOBZ!!!!

(though if she gets any more Botox it'll be more than just her booobz that won't move)

Where is their baby?

Think of how sexy her enormous crusty gummed out salami blotchy purple nipples are...and the stretch marks too!

I bet her tits sag to her belly when the bra comes off. If they don't now...give it until she stops breastfeeding and they deflate and die.

I'd hit it.

IMPLANTS!!! She just wants to preggs again because her boobs grew without the help of a surgeon during her pregnancy. Those GIANT boobs you see are made up of 3 things; small a-b cup natural boobs, a silicone shell and breast milk. Fat, silicone, and milk. YUMMY... *vomits*

Their kids and its future siblings are so lucky. They get to celebrate Christmas AND Hanukkah..

I hate how she acts like her boobs just magically grew because she got pregnant. Give me a fuckin break!!! Your boobs do not grow 4 cup sizes overnight because you have a fucking baby in your stomach. Once you start breastfeeding, they should go down like pancakes. But of course hers are still perfectly perky. GIVE ME A BREAK! Just admit it stankuilera.... YOU GOT A BOOBJOB!

she's so tacky and disgusting. and why doesn't she cover up that ugly fake rack of hers once in a while; I'm so sick of seeing it out on display! she must really think everyone thinks her nasty purple veiny barney boobed bust is hot; blech!

Wait a second! Her Jewish husband looks like a Jew..

1. Short in height, physically weak....check
2. Small, beady eyes, big nose, lips and ears....check
3. Self-loathing expression....check!

coming from the mom who schedules when she would like a csetion so her vagina doesn't get abnormally bigger then it already is

He always looks like he has gas.

some people like me are lucky i have great size boobs after having my baby yeah they look like hers and mine stayed liked that i was dd be4 baby e while with baby huge while feeding baby, as long as u keep feeding and the milk comes in they keep shame and stay nice. min are still great and i dont have strech marks or purple nipples i have nice pinkish nipples. so just because u say this or u know some one or most people are like....that doesnt mean for every one.

she looks great with or with out help of a knife

but he is one ugly mo fo and i wonder what he does to keep her

This woman appears to be the ROLE-MODEL to our dutch PROSTITUTES!!

Here is more proof of undeniable implants. She got implants a few years back, she got preg and they got even bigger end of story.

Click my name for Christina's 100% obvious implants.

This is certainly good news and not because her natural breasts will remain their current size but rather, because she's a good person and a good mother.

Her children will be raised in a loving and musical enviornment, which may certainly spawn some new Aguilera's for the music industry.

One is never enough.

Randal

18 Hey girl! I wit u on the commints. My titties still look good. This XTina story funny cuz I want another baby too.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33652

She looks great but imagine her with natural breasts.

The cans are great but her nose appears to be made out of Silly Putty.

Mrs. Potato Head.

TO 18.

Well hun since you are bragging so much about your great breast, do you mind posting a link of some sort for us to view them?

It would be a nice treat

Looking at her is hotter that looking at porn!

#18, my breasts were a B cup before baby,after pregnancy I now have D cup. So many women keep bigger breasts after having a child like you and I, but come on, Christina's rack is obviously fake. And she goes around acting like her milk jugs are the sexiest most natural things in the world. Take a look at her when her career first started, she was barely a B cup if that, then after her Dirrrty era, they magically grew . They look hard fake and gross. Why cant she just admit they are fake? She thinks she is so great, her C section was very vain and she cared more about her va jay jay being stretched out and her husband leaving her for a tighter hole than the safety and health of her baby. She is not that hot, she looks ridiculous with that nasty fake bleached hair and orange skin. I cant stand the rat nosed bitch.

she is an ugly rat-faced piece of scum. Why is she so disgusting and obnoxious. She reminds me way to much of drag queens that decide to change their sex... only not as sweet and desperate to be accepted by society.... for some reason she feels her freaky, uneducated, trampy, crooked lookin self is better than everyone.

wow. I swear I am not number 28, but we kind of think a like... but I thought she admited to the breast implants during her stripped tour. A portion of the tour was post poned due to her plastic surgery.

#15 you forgot

4. 10x richer and more successfull than me with a hot big titted wife...check!

EVERYONE CLICK ON # 20 NAME THE PIC SPEAKS FOR ITS SELF!!!!!!

big tits. if thats all it takes to be a prize, surely dog the bounty hunter is more blessed than jordan bratman.

Why? She can't even stay out home with the baby she already has! And on top of it, she needs to go home and wash her face! And those boobs are disgusting and were fake to begin with, so that is just enhanced silicone right there! Throw away the flourescent makeup and be natural! Stop looking like a hooker and respect yourself Xtina. Looking like a tramp doesn't make you sexy. So stop trying!

This chick sucked off Carson Daley and Fred Durst at MTV studios and started a fight over it. I mean, classy. Glad to see she hasn't changed. She just added more trashy to her collection is all.

Yeah, because she already spends so much time with the kid she has now.

Hi looks like a normal dude... what does he see in her?? She's like a really bad sex doll (one with an annoying voice!!)

Oh I just love these vain bitch celebs and by love I mean HATE like a bastard. No matter what question they are asked they find a way to make it about how so called attractive or sexy they are or somehow about themselves, their ego's need constant stroking, it's pathetic.

Hey Xtina do you want more children?
Of course motherhood makes me feel so sexy.

Hey Alba how do you like being pregnant?
I love it my face is so full I look like a 16 year old again. (she said that)

All the guy who got Megan Fox to say she wants to have sex 24/7 and never leave the house asked her was if she was having a nice evening.

TRUE STORIES.

These bitches cannot speak one sentence without complimenting themselves and EVERYTHING somehow related back to themselves "I'm voting for sure because being informed makes me feel sexy". "I'm working on a new album and it's going to be so sexy", "I'm in a new movie and I play this super sexy woman" "I'm going to the bathroom because relieving myself makes me feel sexy". FUCKING GET OVER YOURSELVES YOU VILE WHORES.

A sasquatch distribution centre LOL, you mean she's making the mascots for the Vancouver 2010 Olympics, awww that's nice of her way to support the athletes skank.

Seriously one of the mascots for the 2010 Olympics is a sasquatch called Quatchi. I hear he was designed after Xtina's hubby, but they actually made the mascot cute as to not scare the kids, the same thing could not be accomplished with Bratman for the sake of Xtina's poor child. The plastic surgeons who tried are still in mental institutions screaming "make it go away".

Click my name to see the little sasquatch mascot.

It's amazing she has any time left over for that kid , with the hours she must spend on her makeup alone .She looks like a tranny

She looks like a clown hooker. Or a hooker clown. Not sure how that goes, exactly.

And I also love how celebrities talk about how "confident" they feel after having a kid. You know how regular (ie, most people, who can't afford nannies) chicks feel after having a kid? Tired.

Also, why do celebrities (well, it's not only celebrities, but they do say it a lot) think that being "confident" is some super duper accomplishment? If I thought most celebrities were capable of it, I'd think they deliberately come up with dumbfuck answers to the dumbfuck questions they get asked just to amuse themselves.

i grew 2 cup sizes with pregnancy and I am a skinny lanky BIATCH, just like she was. those ain't implants. although once she stops breastfeeding, they may turn in to flapjacks :(

i grew 2 cup sizes with pregnancy and I am a skinny lanky BIATCH, just like she was. those ain't implants. although once she stops breastfeeding, they may turn in to flapjacks :(

I just don't like her very much. She comes off as such a snooty biotch. She's like 1/3 woman, 1/3 clown & 1/3 scarecrow.

Even with her bad attitude & scary appearance, the girl can SING. I just wish we could only HEAR from her and not have to SEE her.

"I feel so sexy as a mother." Or whatever she said. I'm not scrolling back up!

What a great reason to breed.

"I feel so sexy as a mother." Or whatever she said. I'm not scrolling back up!

What a great reason to breed.

Look at their outfits. Imagine they are your parents.

His t-shirt with a rabbit on it. Her leggings, blue pumps and leopard bra. Not to mention the screaming pink lipstick, orange skin and neon yellow hair.

I like Christina. I think she's cute, implants and all. But darling, ditch your stylist please!

i have the same bra as her :)
from victoria secrettt
just noticed that haha

SHUT UP ASSHOLES SHE'S REALLY HOT YOU'RE JUST JELOUS CAUSE YOU ALL ARE FAT AND UGLY

i think that she is a bad mother leaving her baby at home while she gets her drink and party on that just amazes me i have a 5 month old and i love him so much and i could never just leave him to go out to a club i dont think she should have anymore kids

#40- I was just thinking, you know how most new mom's eventually reach that frazzled state where they just stop wearing make-up? For most people it's bad but for Christina it would be a huge improvement.

#42/43 titz you wanna try clicking on #20 and re-think that. She got implants a few years ago and now her 'titz" are even bigger due to pregnancy. SIMPLE FACT.

#49. Please calm down not hot tranny (ie: Christina Aiguilera herself). I think your shipment of makeup for Wednesday is arriving so you should make yourself useful and help your husband unload those two tractor trailer loads. What am I saying you aren't useful, you pay people to be useful for you.

Her tits are fake so of course they are huge. Everyone made such a big f**ckn deal about britney getting implants....well...she got them to and no one said sh*t about it. These celebs are so stupid to think we really believe the bodies they have are actually god given...after these celebs have kids they have their stomach and hips lipo'd ...there is no way after having a kid or twins that your tummy is super flat and your tits are nice and full and perky...sorry does not work that way...your boobs will immediately sag..as they loose their volume, your tummy muscles are stretched out also...so when u see these stupid celeb moms after giving birth you can thank their plastic surgeons for the way they look. They act like they did it..."oh..I went on a diet" bullcrap...the diet is called PLASTIC SURGERY....

Who cares! Barbie has fake tits, omg, what a newsflash!!

Between hers and Queen's I must say that as a breast man this website has fulfilled my every dream. Fish, I love you, man. Now if you'll all excuse me I am going to take these two posts and the vision of Heidi Montag into the shower to produce my own Mount Vesuvius...

...and one other thing: Damn you each and every one who bashes the breast implant: In an ugly world filled with strife, hunger, disease, famine, and $4 a gallon gas, and Hillary Clinton, thank God above for the beautiful sight that is a ripe pair of man-made melons that don't sag, look great in any outfit, and never fail to make me strain at my velcro zipper. In point of fact, I maintain that had Hillary been smart enough to not rely on her innate intelligence, cunning,and gift for oratory and simply gotten a nice pair of perky D-cups she would be in NYC right now getting goosed by Bill whilst proclaiming herself the democratic nominee for President. Apparently Mrs. Clinton failed to read my e-mails and continued to keep counsel with Harold Ickes who told her the D-cups would not be necessary. I'll bet anyone here a Britney Spears-autographed umbrella that the first woman to win her party's nomination for President will be sporting a pair of goobs that will make Kim Kardashian look like a flat chested tomboy from the Valley...Are you listening Condi?!

Just as easy to neglect two, as it is to neglect one.

I love her.

#55... funny as sh#t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would ask for your hand in marriage except my boobs ain't much more then a chihuahua's mouthful..

Real, fake, who cares. Just show us your titties!!

She is so beautiful!I love her.Maybe many men like her,too.If you want to know her more,you would go to "S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m ".She is also on "S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m ",there are a lot of reports about her.

Your boobs do grow during Pregnancy -1,2,3 sizes

No, they dont always turn into flat saggy pancakes after you stop breastfeeding

You're allowed to feel sexy and young (glowing) looking when you're pregnant.

Some people can afford Sitters.

How old are you little uneducated boys?

Why do I feel thirsty all of a sudden...mmm....

There is no way she looks at that guy with lust. She doing this to piss someone off. What an ugly bastard with those fish lips.

I wouldnt mind motorboating those E Cups and tossing that sticky salad.

I wouldnt mind motorboating those E Cups and tossing that sticky salad.

I bet it takes her husband 2 hours to change a pillowcase

she had implants before morons. and now it's this plus motherhood breastfeeding breasts that's why they're BIGGGGGGGG

she's nasty looking now and just looks used because she uses so much make up.

those are TINY Es... she must be wearing a 32 band width.

#55. Look good in every outfit, have you clicked on #20? That misshapen nastiness looks good to you???
I'm all for joking around on this website and while what you wrote is funny, any guy who is all about breast implants is a fucking moron. Do you have any clue about the medical complications they cause; black mould, rupturing, scaring, infection, leaking puss, they can impede breast cancer detection and breast feeding, leaking of the saline or silicone, loss of sensation in breast and they can move around so that you wake up with your fake tit on your shoulder. The breasts can become hard as rocks, women have described the surgery as excruciating and many women still suffer from pain moths after the surgery, children born to women who had breast implants are now having many serious health problems caused by the implants (ex: exposure to mould) and for women with implants there are links to many serious illnesses (autoimmune, central nervous system and systemic).

So if you want a woman to get breast implants then get a penile implant and deal with the mould, scaring, infection and pain. Because as with breast dicks are never big enough, right?

This bitch looks like a poor man's tranny. Click my name.

Ladies: stay away from men with breast size OBSESSIONS

they are likely to :
be bad in bed
possible chubby chasers
have mommy issues.

#70. Agreed. Men with breast size obsessions are always classless turds. Anyone who doesn't click on #20 and #69 is a chicken pussy.

#54. No one would ever make a barbie with such an ugly fucking face. It would scare the shit out of the children. The ant eater has implants and the reason people are harping about it is because some people on the board are stupid enough to think she's all natural.

55 ( hulk hogan or some other idiot white trash )- stop trying to be a writer for the superficial. Only your first paragraph made sense,as Kim K is a full D cup thanks to implants, and with all of her makeup and grooming could never be called a tomboy. I guess you were just kidding.

Christina A makes me want to beat my dick like it owes me money!

#69: Are you kidding me with the medical lecture? Come on pal: I can google botched medical procedures from now until Britney Spears regains her sanity and find page after page of medical procedures gone bad. Procedures that have absolutely nothing to do with breast implants. While you're bitching about the plague of breast implants infesting our planet PLEASE stop and think about the countless number of women who have had to have breasts removed in fighting breast cancer and were able to have implants that restored their self confidence and their identity as women (THEIR thought process NOT MINE!). What people choose to do with their bodies is THEIR business NOT YOURS. If a woman chooses to get implants and she's smoking hot then you're damn right I'm going to look and admire (And most likely DROOL. Full disclosure: I can also be found drooling at girls with hard bodies sporting b-cups!). You realize of course that people like you are the "thought police": I love a great D-cup so that makes me a bad/shallow person... I love slim, hard female bodies so that makes me hate fat broads... Okay, gotcha'. You know what? Bash me all you want and please feel free to go picket a breast implant manufacturer. But you know what? I resent being called a fucking moron: I prefer the term fucking drooling moron.
...and here's something else: I'm hung like a chipmunk - when they perfect the penile implant the way they have perfected the breast implant from what I can see on Christina, Pamela, Heidi, Kim et al you're goddamn right I'm getting the implant! And I'm going to march right into that doc's office and asking for the "Christina" model!!!
#73 - so that you don't feel left out: Your post indicates a stupidity that defies logic. BUT: Maybe I'm just kidding.

man he is one lucky troll gettin to motor boat that shit

I used to respect her. USED TO. She has a good voice and has always been straight up about being a whore..eerr..I mean not afraid to share her sexuality with people..same difference. I even actually had a tiny girl crush on her, the kind like if I were a guy I'd fuck the shit out of her, put it in her pooper and then kick her out of my bed and never call her again. But I lost all respect for her after I read her article in "People" after she had the baby. She CHOSE to have her son 3 WEEKS PREMATURE just to ensure she could have a c section so her cooch wouldn't get any bigger than I'm sure it already was. WHAT A SELFISH FUCKING CUNT! There is something that happens when you become a REAL mother..you selflessly love your children and would never put them in harms way even if that means putting yourself on the line. These celebretard bitches who get knocked up and then get c sections a month premature so the can avoid stretch marks, getting any bigger and damaging their precious vaginas, only to leave their babies to go clubbing and to make sure they lose all their baby weight in 3 weeks don't deserve children. Give your children to women who can't have any and who would be real mothers to them.

Xtina, please do me some favors:
-Start being a mom to the baby you already have and if you plan on reproducing again, don't put your innocent baby in danger because of your own disgusting vanity.
-stop trying to pretend that you've lost your baby weight by breastfeeding alone. Anyone with common sense knows that it is a crock of shit. Yeah, you may be breastfeeding, but your not eating either, and your not doing your baby any favors.

Hmmmm, nummie nummie!

Motherhood looks good on her alright!!!!

I like her so much. She's so beautifull.