Jun 23 2008Cheryl Burke of Dancing With The Stars in a bikini
If you've ever watched ABC's Dancing with the Stars, then you'll recognize professional ballroom dancer Cheryl Burke enjoying the beach in Hawaii. If you're like me and do more productive things like drink whiskey and build LEGOs, you have no idea who the hell she is. However, Cheryl passes the ever critical test of being on this site: A.) she's quasi-famous. and most importantly B.) she's in a bikini. Tom Brokaw once asked me how I've adhered to such high standards for so long. I just looked him deep in the eyes and said "No, Tom, you're not getting a job here." Then he sucker punched me in the pancreas. Non-fiction tale.
NOTE: Last pic is LSFW depending on your work's areola policy. Here, we allow it. But only in the context of breast-feeding or stirring my coffee. Because, at The Superficial, it's people who matter most.
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Reader Comments
1. sloane - June 23, 2008 6:02 PM
Wow, she isn't exactly sporting a "dancer's body."
2. kati - June 23, 2008 6:02 PM
her face is kind of odd looking....
3. Derek - June 23, 2008 6:04 PM
She's got no butt
4. Cherry - June 23, 2008 6:04 PM
She has a fantastic figure. Thats what proffesional dancing does for you.
5. Jimbo - June 23, 2008 6:05 PM
She's a fatass with an ugly face, but luckily for her I'd poke her if no better looking chicks were around.
6. sportsdvl - June 23, 2008 6:06 PM
No idea who she is but looking good in her bikini.
And, if you watch 'Dancing with the Stars" - please kill yourself now!!!
7. syn - June 23, 2008 6:06 PM
Who?
8. veggi - June 23, 2008 6:07 PM
She has dancer's thighs. And by "dancer's" I mean "thunder".
9. Mark - June 23, 2008 6:14 PM
"Non-fiction tale" is not an acceptable substitute for "true story"
10. dude_on - June 23, 2008 6:16 PM
Too bad she isn't in the white bikini bottom the ugly chick is wearing.
When did it become fashionable to display your vagina via a see-through bikini (ala Audrina)? I can never keep up with fashion.
11. Jimbo - June 23, 2008 6:18 PM
@5 I am sure you have a lot to pick from their at the home Troll..
12. banana - June 23, 2008 6:18 PM
Very hot chick, great body.
13. Spongebob Gangsta - June 23, 2008 6:20 PM
The 1st pic is an illusion,
misleading you to an oasis
of delicious booty meat.
And then the blood in your
penis turns to dust from
the sight of pic 15.
14. Rick - June 23, 2008 6:22 PM
oink.
15. secybirch - June 23, 2008 6:23 PM
Good body, I like her curves. I think her ass would look better in different bikini bottoms. Her face, however....ugggggggh
16. Spongebob Gangsta - June 23, 2008 6:24 PM
Also couldn't help but notice the
tonsil blowhole under her armpit in
the first picture. . .someone please explain.
17. ph7 - June 23, 2008 6:26 PM
True dat, #13.
Every once in a while you meet a chick who can look hot one second, than really dumpy and ugly from a different perspective.
This is one of those chicks. She sloppy and pig faced, yet when the camera catches her at just the right angle, you think she might be hot.
18. Mr. Sleepyhead - June 23, 2008 6:27 PM
I'd say she's chunky.
19. Deacon Jones - June 23, 2008 6:28 PM
Nice work Fish!
I always had a thing for this girl. She has a butt that screams "Bite me and throw me over a couch!"
Face wise - yeessh. No wonder she cakes on the makeup
20. dude_on - June 23, 2008 6:39 PM
Let's give the fish some credit. It looked liked he was circling the drain with posts of surfing gay guys, dead guys, has-beens, and then suddenly the obligatory inanimate object (Anna Nicole's lingerie) - and then BOOM he pulls through with three bikini posts.
It was like when Maverick disengaged and rubbed Gooses' dog tags and then Whamo he was ready to kick some major ass. Okay not really.... but at least we're looking at chicks bending over in bikinis again.
BTW - who doesn't think a professional ballroom dancer can't shake the tail thang like a mad wombat... when it really counts?.... "Ten!"
21. OttoMate - June 23, 2008 6:40 PM
Who is the girl in the white bikini standing next to her providing the see through labia shot in picture #11?
22. combustion8 - June 23, 2008 6:41 PM
ugly and fat.. double whammy.
23. hitler - June 23, 2008 6:42 PM
Me thinks her poo might be eaten by me.
24. Kate - June 23, 2008 6:44 PM
Woman's Opinion: Her boobs are too small for how fat the rest of her is.
25. mensa - June 23, 2008 6:47 PM
Fish, I must object. As a feminist I must insist that, if you are going to perpetuate gender stereotypes and continue to post pictures of scantily-clad women on your website, they must be--at the very least--attractive.
And why so few pictures of scantily-clad men? GENDER DISCRIMINATION!
26. laura - June 23, 2008 6:50 PM
Just because you're a woman doesn't mean you can't have the same fucked up haulacaust-survivor-with-fake-tits ideal of beauty as a lot of retarded men. Equal rights for Kate!
27. Will - June 23, 2008 6:52 PM
DAMN! she was alright looking before she took off the glasses... then woof!
28. Trover - June 23, 2008 6:56 PM
Who knew a world class dancer could look so unfit in a bikini. It seriously baffles me. Especially when compared to a Julianna Hough or Karina Smirnoff body. Those chicks rock it. Get me more of them, Fish.
29. Vane - June 23, 2008 6:57 PM
Why are all of the posts about broads in bikinis? I mean, I can totally appreciate the eye candy, but didn't this site used to be... I dunno... Funny?
Now it's just the same old bikiniboobsbikinimypenisbikiniboobsbikini.
It's getting old.
C'MON SUPERFISH. ENTERTAIN MEEEEE.
30. sara - June 23, 2008 7:10 PM
compare to this picture of her in maxim:
http://tv.blogdig.net/archives/articles/October2007/01/Cheryl_Burke___Maxim_Photo.html
so is it the ravages of time? the photoshop in the maxim? all i can say is .. wow.
31. god - June 23, 2008 7:11 PM
she acts like hot sh*t on DWTS
32. sara - June 23, 2008 7:12 PM
ahem, link too long:
http://addictedtobigbrother.blogspot.com/2007/10/cheryl-burke-maxim-photo.html
33. haroof - June 23, 2008 7:12 PM
for as much dancing as she does...she really should be in way tighter shape than this.
she's not firm whatsoever.
it just goes to show that all the crap she's eating is barely being offset by that dancing.
34. Billary Clinton - June 23, 2008 7:26 PM
Bottom-heavy, no doubt. Yet Strangely no ass?
Boggles the mind.
She's firm and tight in the hips and thighs though, don't confuse her with cellulite Heigl -Yeti.
Has the head/face/tits of a small asian girl, but has the hips and thighs of a big Puerto-Rican momma.
Yeah, she turns me on.
35. PostmortemG - June 23, 2008 7:46 PM
"Has the head/face/tits of a small asian girl, but has the hips and thighs of a big Puerto-Rican momma. Yeah, she turns me on."
Ha! Yeah, she isn't bad looking. I can ignore the face... her bottom half is nice & thick. =D
"The 1st pic is an illusion, misleading you to an oasis of delicious booty meat. And then the blood in your penis turns to dust from the sight of pic 15."
I admit that is odd.
36. no deal - June 23, 2008 8:00 PM
Maybe dancing bear with the stars. this chick sucks. weird face, thick hips and no butt= no good.
37. jane-o - June 23, 2008 8:16 PM
I agree w/mensa, we need more topless men on this site! ;)
38. ily - June 23, 2008 8:52 PM
Good news. Btw, I saw her latest video on a perfect single website
*****m u l t i r a c i al l o v e.c o m**** . She looks cute.
39. sugar - June 23, 2008 9:04 PM
WOW
WHITE PEOPLE ARE SO CRAZY! THIS GIRL'S BODY IS BANGING!
THAT SHAPE ALMOST KNOCKED ME OUT WHEN IT APPEARED ACROSS MY SCREEN! WOW
WHY DON'T U WHITE PEOPLE STOP SHOVING LAXATIVES AND TOOTHBRUSES DOWN YOUR THROAT!
THIS GIRL IS HOT! DO IT BIG CHERYL!
WHO CARES WHAT THESE IDIOTS THINK! I AM A WOMAN AND I WILL TURN GAY FOR U!
40. spring - June 23, 2008 9:12 PM
I agree w/mensa, we need more topless men on this site! ;)
41. Kathleen - June 23, 2008 9:12 PM
She's hot.
42. tarl - June 23, 2008 9:21 PM
I'd HIT it, big time!!
43. Andy - June 23, 2008 9:21 PM
If you find this ugly-faced sloppy fat-thighed but somehow flat-butted pig to be attractive, well, this Bud's for you...because obviously that's your level. But that's ok - somebody needs to pick up the garbage.
44. steven - June 23, 2008 9:24 PM
WHY DON'T U WHITE PEOPLE STOP SHOVING LAXATIVES AND TOOTHBRUSES DOWN YOUR THROAT!
THIS GIRL IS HOT! DO IT BIG CHERYL!
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45. Jerod Cykoski - June 23, 2008 9:45 PM
LAST!
46. Cletus - June 23, 2008 9:50 PM
Who cares about the areola.... you can completely see the cooter on the chick in white!
47. f - June 23, 2008 9:54 PM
Britney Spears is supposed to be an A list star and she looks 100 times worse than this regular woman does. This woman is not fat, she is just an average non celeb looking type of person. But she is far from fat.
48. dnak - June 23, 2008 9:57 PM
She is really hot,i know we men have lots of standards to pick up a woman,but we all find the right girl in our demands on a tall dating club:___T a l l m i n g l e . c o m__ my bros told me this; it worked for them, it worked for me; and i'm sure it's gonna work for u, buddy!!
49. Duke Nukem - June 23, 2008 9:58 PM
Wow, the girl next door to me is a pro dancer and her body is 10x hotter. This girl looks like a professional cup cake tester.
50. steven - June 23, 2008 10:10 PM
well, tempting!!!!!!!!!!!
51. Winston - June 23, 2008 10:24 PM
lmao@all the Yankee blue collar workers drooling over this pig. Good for you! 75% of American women are fat and 75% of American men never make real money. Match made in heaven.
52. http://www.VoteRobot.org - June 23, 2008 10:27 PM
dancing with the squishies!
53. FRIST!!! - June 23, 2008 10:29 PM
Poor girl. Such wide hips and thighs, and yet, impossibly, she's got an almost completely flat ass. I bet every worthless nig saw this fat white girl and got an instant hardon, like a monkey in heat (ok, not "like" but "as"), and then saw her broad flat shapeless butt and lost interest. Even the feces-flinging mud people don't want her...
54. Lisa - June 23, 2008 10:30 PM
Has anyone noticed something missing from this site for the past couple of days? It just doesn't seem as funny.
55. Tampon - June 23, 2008 10:32 PM
Lisa, please put me in. It's that time again.
56. darkrose - June 23, 2008 10:36 PM
She's half-Asian I think. Which would explain the flat-ish ass.
She looks fine, that's what a regular healthy woman looks like in a bikini. Not like all these supermodels who look like a bag of bones.
57. FRIST!!! - June 23, 2008 10:46 PM
# 53 = Bad troll
Seriously, if your going to troll me, don't be such a douchebag aout it and cut out the racial shit. Your not funny like I am. Every body knows your not me you asshole. Get a fucking life!
58. stephanie - June 23, 2008 10:55 PM
her hair sucks.
59. squirrel - June 23, 2008 11:07 PM
When she takes her sunglasses off, she looks like she has down syndrome.
60. HuckyDucky - June 23, 2008 11:08 PM
Everybody DOES know that wasn't you FRIST!!! Hey troll, the idea is to pick somebody who you think you can actually pass yourself off as.
This girl is not bad looking at all. She looks kinda dirty, which, to me, adds alot of points.
61. tp - June 23, 2008 11:12 PM
@56 I agree...I am 25% Asian and I have NO ASS WHATSOEVER!!! Neither does my sister. WTF?!?! All I want is a nice jiggly booty.
62. jim - June 23, 2008 11:16 PM
Yeah, for sure that wasn't the real FRIST - it was written by somebody with an education.
63. Zippy - June 23, 2008 11:22 PM
I think she's HOT!! Better looking than what is usually put up on this site. Every time I see Amy Winehorse, I throw up a little, so this isn't that bad.
Although she would probably snap your head off with those thighs. But what a way to go...
64. FRIST!!! - June 23, 2008 11:33 PM
#60 - Thanks for defending me. People who know me know I don't have a racist bone in my body. Hell, I even went to the Million Man March! All I wanted to do was show my support. It was a very moving experience, as anybody who went could tell you. My only regret was that I forgot to bring along my best friend (he's an auctioneer).
65. rosemary - June 23, 2008 11:47 PM
what a sexy bitch!!!!!!
I want to own her,lol
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66. LK - June 24, 2008 12:05 AM
THIS SITE HAS GONE TO SHIT. ALL YOU DO IS PUT UP PICTURES OF PEOPLE IN BATHING SUITS!
67. Milandir - June 24, 2008 12:11 AM
Um... hot
68. Vane - June 24, 2008 12:15 AM
Thank god I'm not the only person who thinks this site has gone down the drain with it's lame updates of chicks frolicking about on beaches in (gasp!) bikinis!
THERE HAS GOT TO BE SOME NICE HOT JUICY GOSSIP FOR YOU TO REPORT ON. COME ONNNNN SUPERFISH, GIMME THE LOLZ.
69. Vane - June 24, 2008 12:18 AM
PS: All these bohunks on this blog being mean to Ms. Cheryl Burke should seriously drown in their own piss. She's cute! Now stop being turds. :)
70. Derek - June 24, 2008 12:21 AM
Fucking beautiful. Gives me a diamond-cutter in 0.3 seconds.
71. mac - June 24, 2008 12:26 AM
I'd hit it.... as long as she's got the sunglasses on. neh who am i kidding i'd hit that anyways.
72. roop - June 24, 2008 1:12 AM
Love her but what the eff is that gash under her arm in pic one? Eeeeewwww!
73. TheloneusKool - June 24, 2008 1:18 AM
shes not chunky if she were she would actually have an ass
74. JT - June 24, 2008 1:19 AM
Did anyone else notice her friend's cameltoe? Too bad she's not better looking.
75. 'Frank' from 16th floor - June 24, 2008 1:33 AM
Personwooly. I will always wonder what she could have done, dance wise, with either 'Carl Eller' or' "The Fridge"....
Then I was thinkin' , a bit off topic, for while. But. Hey - 9/11 was an inside job and no perpetrators have been punished or charged....WTF ?
Cliff Notes : (Ok. 'Frank' Maybe try googling 'Urban Moving Systems '
Where did this 'Dominic Suter ' guy go ? September 14/01 or so. Seems a bit fishy. He didn't seem to be overly concerned about people's furniture etc.)
(Maybe someone could inform the FBI - although they seem to not give a shit)
Perry Mason : Inside job - you morons.
And you're next.
Knee Ya Ha Ha : Tank you Mr. Mason. I watch you old shows. Tank you for 'heads up'.
76. The big Z - June 24, 2008 1:48 AM
Hey JT, I actually came to the comments to see if someone else noticed that. I'm glad to see I wasn't the only one. Nice camel toe :)
77. Knee Ya Ha ha - June 24, 2008 2:00 AM
# 76 - Gr8 spotting of Camel toe. You seem like real intellectual.
Inside job ?
78. Cliff Notes - June 24, 2008 2:30 AM
wEL;L # 77 kNEE - WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE THAT ONE AS A 'yes"
bECAUSE i'M GOING TO BED AND bACAUSE i SEEM TO HAVE SOME SORT OF "cap locks" PROBLEM HERE.
kNEE yA hA hA : oH......oK....
79. Justin - June 24, 2008 2:57 AM
I was intrigued and then I saw the 9th photo... looks like an otter. Those giant windshield black fly sunglasses have ruined women. Everyone looks good in them. It's deception.
80. VtFarmboy - June 24, 2008 3:19 AM
In response to #15... you need to check your priorities. Put the bikini bottom over her face....... problem solved.
81. Howard Hirose - June 24, 2008 3:44 AM
She looks hot. #53 is so right stop showing pictures of amy winohouse and poebe price. speaking of dancing with the stars can I get some photos of Mel B. She's looking pretty good nowaday cause of that underwear company and she has a new show with Joey from Nsync. check the red dress
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlY8dDxvj6Y&feature=related
82. sharpeidude - June 24, 2008 4:23 AM
You "haters" are obviously lonely little fags or fat ugly fucks or worse; both. The woman has the goods and she looks great. She probably wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire and lying by the side of the road screaming for help.
83. Drunkman - June 24, 2008 7:34 AM
Fish...I can't decide if I'm mad you posted these pics because she's busted or because her body sucks. Either way thanks for screwing up an otherwise decent Tuesday morning.
84. Que - June 24, 2008 8:04 AM
Que meow!
85. Que - June 24, 2008 8:09 AM
Que no! Que funny face!
86. Eric - June 24, 2008 8:15 AM
If you're a beer-guzzlin', espn-watchin' working class loser, I'm sure she looks "hot" to you. But I'd be the last person to blame you, since you don't know any better than that.
87. Me One - June 24, 2008 8:47 AM
I WOULD GIVE HER A GOOD TOUNGE BATH!!!!
88. snarkymalarky - June 24, 2008 9:22 AM
I like how she's trying to be all sexy when she's just...um...not.
89. ph7 - June 24, 2008 9:25 AM
She'll look like DELTA Burke in 5 years.
90. Racer X - June 24, 2008 9:32 AM
Niiiiice.
91. slim - June 24, 2008 9:46 AM
yikes heigl and this thing in the same week....lame
92. Lola - June 24, 2008 10:07 AM
She must wear a shitload of makeup cuz I can barely recognise her in pic # 9.... Her eyes are too close together and she looks really weird
93. whatever - June 24, 2008 10:16 AM
How can someone look that mindbogglingly different in every picture taken within such a short period of time?
94. Plastic Sturgeon - June 24, 2008 10:30 AM
There is no excuse good enough to justify her body. A professional ballroom dancer practices hours a day. Unless she is eating Crisco out of a can, it is impossible for her to have that much junk in the trunk.
95. Joe - June 24, 2008 10:56 AM
Umm? HER FACE!
But she looks like she is a little overweight IMO.
96. Bigheadmike - June 24, 2008 11:21 AM
She is beautiful!!!!
97. Grab the Spatula - June 24, 2008 11:38 AM
Her ass is just how I like my pancakes - wide and flat.
98. Addicted - June 24, 2008 12:38 PM
Ummmmmm, you can TOTALLY see the va-jay-jay of the white bikini girl! Good stuff!
99. Clive - June 24, 2008 12:46 PM
White American guys are closeted gays They all want a skinny woman with no thighs and hips who resemble a 10 year old boy...hmmmmm
100. gerard Vandenberg - June 24, 2008 1:06 PM
Kim kardashian HIPS and ASS.
I ADORE THEM!!
101. spicegrrl - June 24, 2008 3:08 PM
If your boobs are so big that you're breaking the beading off and falling out from under the bra, either get a larger size or a different suit.. She's too zaftig for this one.
102. big teeth - June 24, 2008 3:18 PM
Nice wide round hips with big thighs.. the stuff of dreams.
103. Free Movies - June 24, 2008 3:22 PM
Holy Shit Fuck
104. Bubba - June 24, 2008 4:45 PM
Her phat pancake ass and my sausage and we've got a hot breakfast.
I hope she likes homestyle gravy!
105. Kim Lardassian - June 24, 2008 5:27 PM
Wow great curves! Looks natural and not faked too.
106. Wow. - June 24, 2008 5:52 PM
Holy crap it's an actual woman.
Yum.
107. Ms. Toson - June 24, 2008 6:33 PM
Nice figure although she looks better dry than wet.
108. vx - June 24, 2008 7:31 PM
Lmao, she looks like Matt Heafy from Trivium
109. James in San Diego - June 24, 2008 9:18 PM
She looks so good. I want her.
110. http://www.80millionmoviesfree.com - June 25, 2008 12:05 PM
Que no! Que funny face! I love U darling
111. yep - June 25, 2008 4:19 PM
Even I knew 53 was a troll and I don't even read this very often.
This girl looks good, I guess. But I think her face is ugly. She aint got no alibi, she ugly. wut? wut?
Her face is not cute.
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113. Lily Chang - June 26, 2008 12:59 PM
She doesn't have an ass cause she's oriental. Oriental people have flat butts as well as no tits and flat faces.
114. erk - June 28, 2008 12:51 AM
better keep on wearing eyewear..got an ugly face...looks like a mongoloid...and why does nobody commented on her armpit?
115. Carles - June 28, 2008 9:57 AM
She reminds me of my girlfriend, thats what I really worked her in bed afte seeing these pics. And she's a little thick to be a dancer, then again there is nothing wrong with thick cause girl can sure dance.
116. julie - June 28, 2008 6:04 PM
it's ok honey i like to eat myself into oblivion 2...every night in fact.
117. HUH??? - June 30, 2008 1:39 PM
HOLY HUGE THIGHS BATMAN!!!!
118. douchebag Mcgee - July 3, 2008 7:28 PM
I don't even have a clue who this lady is,
all I know is I want my penis in her.
With the Quickness.
119. kelly - July 5, 2008 11:09 AM
hello
120. cheryl - July 5, 2008 11:17 AM
IT's amazing uh? I think it's really boredless to spend out time and energe to talk about others life. they are just a normal people!
121. overdead - July 5, 2008 11:20 AM
shit! it's great!
122. shirly533 - July 5, 2008 11:23 AM
she is really hot! I've saw her on singleparentdate dot com. I thought she is a single mummy. yes! she is a yummy mummy!
123. Higglebiggle - July 6, 2008 2:44 AM
with the sun glasses on she aint to bad lookin but once the come of i feel like pukein
124. Higglebiggle - July 6, 2008 2:44 AM
with the sun glasses on she aint to bad lookin but once the come of i feel like pukein
125. kathy - July 7, 2008 7:19 AM
She is really hot . Someone said that she is dating wtih a handsome guy on soloparentdate.com *****! Believe it or not !
126. LBI - July 8, 2008 2:59 PM
She's no better than the chicks I plug at the Jersey shore.....when is some real talent going to be posted on this site???