Jun 23 2008Cheryl Burke of Dancing With The Stars in a bikini

If you've ever watched ABC's Dancing with the Stars, then you'll recognize professional ballroom dancer Cheryl Burke enjoying the beach in Hawaii. If you're like me and do more productive things like drink whiskey and build LEGOs, you have no idea who the hell she is. However, Cheryl passes the ever critical test of being on this site: A.) she's quasi-famous. and most importantly B.) she's in a bikini. Tom Brokaw once asked me how I've adhered to such high standards for so long. I just looked him deep in the eyes and said "No, Tom, you're not getting a job here." Then he sucker punched me in the pancreas. Non-fiction tale.

NOTE: Last pic is LSFW depending on your work's areola policy. Here, we allow it. But only in the context of breast-feeding or stirring my coffee. Because, at The Superficial, it's people who matter most.


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Wow, she isn't exactly sporting a "dancer's body."

her face is kind of odd looking....

She's got no butt

She has a fantastic figure. Thats what proffesional dancing does for you.

She's a fatass with an ugly face, but luckily for her I'd poke her if no better looking chicks were around.

No idea who she is but looking good in her bikini.

And, if you watch 'Dancing with the Stars" - please kill yourself now!!!

Who?

She has dancer's thighs. And by "dancer's" I mean "thunder".

"Non-fiction tale" is not an acceptable substitute for "true story"

Too bad she isn't in the white bikini bottom the ugly chick is wearing.

When did it become fashionable to display your vagina via a see-through bikini (ala Audrina)? I can never keep up with fashion.

@5 I am sure you have a lot to pick from their at the home Troll..

Very hot chick, great body.

The 1st pic is an illusion,
misleading you to an oasis
of delicious booty meat.
And then the blood in your
penis turns to dust from
the sight of pic 15.

oink.

Good body, I like her curves. I think her ass would look better in different bikini bottoms. Her face, however....ugggggggh

Also couldn't help but notice the
tonsil blowhole under her armpit in
the first picture. . .someone please explain.

True dat, #13.

Every once in a while you meet a chick who can look hot one second, than really dumpy and ugly from a different perspective.

This is one of those chicks. She sloppy and pig faced, yet when the camera catches her at just the right angle, you think she might be hot.

I'd say she's chunky.

Nice work Fish!

I always had a thing for this girl. She has a butt that screams "Bite me and throw me over a couch!"

Face wise - yeessh. No wonder she cakes on the makeup

Let's give the fish some credit. It looked liked he was circling the drain with posts of surfing gay guys, dead guys, has-beens, and then suddenly the obligatory inanimate object (Anna Nicole's lingerie) - and then BOOM he pulls through with three bikini posts.

It was like when Maverick disengaged and rubbed Gooses' dog tags and then Whamo he was ready to kick some major ass. Okay not really.... but at least we're looking at chicks bending over in bikinis again.

BTW - who doesn't think a professional ballroom dancer can't shake the tail thang like a mad wombat... when it really counts?.... "Ten!"

Who is the girl in the white bikini standing next to her providing the see through labia shot in picture #11?

ugly and fat.. double whammy.

Me thinks her poo might be eaten by me.

Woman's Opinion: Her boobs are too small for how fat the rest of her is.

Fish, I must object. As a feminist I must insist that, if you are going to perpetuate gender stereotypes and continue to post pictures of scantily-clad women on your website, they must be--at the very least--attractive.

And why so few pictures of scantily-clad men? GENDER DISCRIMINATION!

Just because you're a woman doesn't mean you can't have the same fucked up haulacaust-survivor-with-fake-tits ideal of beauty as a lot of retarded men. Equal rights for Kate!

DAMN! she was alright looking before she took off the glasses... then woof!

Who knew a world class dancer could look so unfit in a bikini. It seriously baffles me. Especially when compared to a Julianna Hough or Karina Smirnoff body. Those chicks rock it. Get me more of them, Fish.

Why are all of the posts about broads in bikinis? I mean, I can totally appreciate the eye candy, but didn't this site used to be... I dunno... Funny?

Now it's just the same old bikiniboobsbikinimypenisbikiniboobsbikini.

It's getting old.

C'MON SUPERFISH. ENTERTAIN MEEEEE.

compare to this picture of her in maxim:
http://tv.blogdig.net/archives/articles/October2007/01/Cheryl_Burke___Maxim_Photo.html

so is it the ravages of time? the photoshop in the maxim? all i can say is .. wow.

she acts like hot sh*t on DWTS

ahem, link too long:
http://addictedtobigbrother.blogspot.com/2007/10/cheryl-burke-maxim-photo.html

for as much dancing as she does...she really should be in way tighter shape than this.

she's not firm whatsoever.

it just goes to show that all the crap she's eating is barely being offset by that dancing.

Bottom-heavy, no doubt. Yet Strangely no ass?
Boggles the mind.
She's firm and tight in the hips and thighs though, don't confuse her with cellulite Heigl -Yeti.
Has the head/face/tits of a small asian girl, but has the hips and thighs of a big Puerto-Rican momma.
Yeah, she turns me on.

"Has the head/face/tits of a small asian girl, but has the hips and thighs of a big Puerto-Rican momma. Yeah, she turns me on."

Ha! Yeah, she isn't bad looking. I can ignore the face... her bottom half is nice & thick. =D

"The 1st pic is an illusion, misleading you to an oasis of delicious booty meat. And then the blood in your penis turns to dust from the sight of pic 15."

I admit that is odd.

Maybe dancing bear with the stars. this chick sucks. weird face, thick hips and no butt= no good.

I agree w/mensa, we need more topless men on this site! ;)

Good news. Btw, I saw her latest video on a perfect single website
*****m u l t i r a c i al l o v e.c o m**** . She looks cute.

WOW

WHITE PEOPLE ARE SO CRAZY! THIS GIRL'S BODY IS BANGING!
THAT SHAPE ALMOST KNOCKED ME OUT WHEN IT APPEARED ACROSS MY SCREEN! WOW

WHY DON'T U WHITE PEOPLE STOP SHOVING LAXATIVES AND TOOTHBRUSES DOWN YOUR THROAT!
THIS GIRL IS HOT! DO IT BIG CHERYL!

WHO CARES WHAT THESE IDIOTS THINK! I AM A WOMAN AND I WILL TURN GAY FOR U!

I agree w/mensa, we need more topless men on this site! ;)

She's hot.

I'd HIT it, big time!!

If you find this ugly-faced sloppy fat-thighed but somehow flat-butted pig to be attractive, well, this Bud's for you...because obviously that's your level. But that's ok - somebody needs to pick up the garbage.

WHY DON'T U WHITE PEOPLE STOP SHOVING LAXATIVES AND TOOTHBRUSES DOWN YOUR THROAT!
THIS GIRL IS HOT! DO IT BIG CHERYL!

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LAST!

Who cares about the areola.... you can completely see the cooter on the chick in white!

Britney Spears is supposed to be an A list star and she looks 100 times worse than this regular woman does. This woman is not fat, she is just an average non celeb looking type of person. But she is far from fat.

She is really hot,i know we men have lots of standards to pick up a woman,but we all find the right girl in our demands on a tall dating club:___T a l l m i n g l e . c o m__ my bros told me this; it worked for them, it worked for me; and i'm sure it's gonna work for u, buddy!!

Wow, the girl next door to me is a pro dancer and her body is 10x hotter. This girl looks like a professional cup cake tester.

well, tempting!!!!!!!!!!!

lmao@all the Yankee blue collar workers drooling over this pig. Good for you! 75% of American women are fat and 75% of American men never make real money. Match made in heaven.

dancing with the squishies!

Poor girl. Such wide hips and thighs, and yet, impossibly, she's got an almost completely flat ass. I bet every worthless nig saw this fat white girl and got an instant hardon, like a monkey in heat (ok, not "like" but "as"), and then saw her broad flat shapeless butt and lost interest. Even the feces-flinging mud people don't want her...

Has anyone noticed something missing from this site for the past couple of days? It just doesn't seem as funny.

Lisa, please put me in. It's that time again.

She's half-Asian I think. Which would explain the flat-ish ass.

She looks fine, that's what a regular healthy woman looks like in a bikini. Not like all these supermodels who look like a bag of bones.

# 53 = Bad troll

Seriously, if your going to troll me, don't be such a douchebag aout it and cut out the racial shit. Your not funny like I am. Every body knows your not me you asshole. Get a fucking life!

her hair sucks.

When she takes her sunglasses off, she looks like she has down syndrome.

Everybody DOES know that wasn't you FRIST!!! Hey troll, the idea is to pick somebody who you think you can actually pass yourself off as.

This girl is not bad looking at all. She looks kinda dirty, which, to me, adds alot of points.

@56 I agree...I am 25% Asian and I have NO ASS WHATSOEVER!!! Neither does my sister. WTF?!?! All I want is a nice jiggly booty.

Yeah, for sure that wasn't the real FRIST - it was written by somebody with an education.

I think she's HOT!! Better looking than what is usually put up on this site. Every time I see Amy Winehorse, I throw up a little, so this isn't that bad.

Although she would probably snap your head off with those thighs. But what a way to go...

#60 - Thanks for defending me. People who know me know I don't have a racist bone in my body. Hell, I even went to the Million Man March! All I wanted to do was show my support. It was a very moving experience, as anybody who went could tell you. My only regret was that I forgot to bring along my best friend (he's an auctioneer).

what a sexy bitch!!!!!!
I want to own her,lol


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more beauties' pictures and videos on seekingtall. com!!!

THIS SITE HAS GONE TO SHIT. ALL YOU DO IS PUT UP PICTURES OF PEOPLE IN BATHING SUITS!

Um... hot

Thank god I'm not the only person who thinks this site has gone down the drain with it's lame updates of chicks frolicking about on beaches in (gasp!) bikinis!

THERE HAS GOT TO BE SOME NICE HOT JUICY GOSSIP FOR YOU TO REPORT ON. COME ONNNNN SUPERFISH, GIMME THE LOLZ.

PS: All these bohunks on this blog being mean to Ms. Cheryl Burke should seriously drown in their own piss. She's cute! Now stop being turds. :)

Fucking beautiful. Gives me a diamond-cutter in 0.3 seconds.

I'd hit it.... as long as she's got the sunglasses on. neh who am i kidding i'd hit that anyways.

Love her but what the eff is that gash under her arm in pic one? Eeeeewwww!

shes not chunky if she were she would actually have an ass

Did anyone else notice her friend's cameltoe? Too bad she's not better looking.

Personwooly. I will always wonder what she could have done, dance wise, with either 'Carl Eller' or' "The Fridge"....
Then I was thinkin' , a bit off topic, for while. But. Hey - 9/11 was an inside job and no perpetrators have been punished or charged....WTF ?
Cliff Notes : (Ok. 'Frank' Maybe try googling 'Urban Moving Systems '
Where did this 'Dominic Suter ' guy go ? September 14/01 or so. Seems a bit fishy. He didn't seem to be overly concerned about people's furniture etc.)
(Maybe someone could inform the FBI - although they seem to not give a shit)

Perry Mason : Inside job - you morons.
And you're next.
Knee Ya Ha Ha : Tank you Mr. Mason. I watch you old shows. Tank you for 'heads up'.

Hey JT, I actually came to the comments to see if someone else noticed that. I'm glad to see I wasn't the only one. Nice camel toe :)

# 76 - Gr8 spotting of Camel toe. You seem like real intellectual.
Inside job ?

wEL;L # 77 kNEE - WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE THAT ONE AS A 'yes"
bECAUSE i'M GOING TO BED AND bACAUSE i SEEM TO HAVE SOME SORT OF "cap locks" PROBLEM HERE.
kNEE yA hA hA : oH......oK....

I was intrigued and then I saw the 9th photo... looks like an otter. Those giant windshield black fly sunglasses have ruined women. Everyone looks good in them. It's deception.

In response to #15... you need to check your priorities. Put the bikini bottom over her face....... problem solved.

She looks hot. #53 is so right stop showing pictures of amy winohouse and poebe price. speaking of dancing with the stars can I get some photos of Mel B. She's looking pretty good nowaday cause of that underwear company and she has a new show with Joey from Nsync. check the red dress

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlY8dDxvj6Y&feature=related

You "haters" are obviously lonely little fags or fat ugly fucks or worse; both. The woman has the goods and she looks great. She probably wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire and lying by the side of the road screaming for help.

Fish...I can't decide if I'm mad you posted these pics because she's busted or because her body sucks. Either way thanks for screwing up an otherwise decent Tuesday morning.

Que meow!

Que no! Que funny face!

If you're a beer-guzzlin', espn-watchin' working class loser, I'm sure she looks "hot" to you. But I'd be the last person to blame you, since you don't know any better than that.

I WOULD GIVE HER A GOOD TOUNGE BATH!!!!

I like how she's trying to be all sexy when she's just...um...not.

She'll look like DELTA Burke in 5 years.

Niiiiice.

yikes heigl and this thing in the same week....lame

She must wear a shitload of makeup cuz I can barely recognise her in pic # 9.... Her eyes are too close together and she looks really weird

How can someone look that mindbogglingly different in every picture taken within such a short period of time?

There is no excuse good enough to justify her body. A professional ballroom dancer practices hours a day. Unless she is eating Crisco out of a can, it is impossible for her to have that much junk in the trunk.

Umm? HER FACE!

But she looks like she is a little overweight IMO.

She is beautiful!!!!

Her ass is just how I like my pancakes - wide and flat.

Ummmmmm, you can TOTALLY see the va-jay-jay of the white bikini girl! Good stuff!

White American guys are closeted gays They all want a skinny woman with no thighs and hips who resemble a 10 year old boy...hmmmmm

Kim kardashian HIPS and ASS.
I ADORE THEM!!

If your boobs are so big that you're breaking the beading off and falling out from under the bra, either get a larger size or a different suit.. She's too zaftig for this one.

Nice wide round hips with big thighs.. the stuff of dreams.

Holy Shit Fuck

Her phat pancake ass and my sausage and we've got a hot breakfast.
I hope she likes homestyle gravy!

Wow great curves! Looks natural and not faked too.

Holy crap it's an actual woman.
Yum.

Nice figure although she looks better dry than wet.

Lmao, she looks like Matt Heafy from Trivium

She looks so good. I want her.

Que no! Que funny face! I love U darling

Even I knew 53 was a troll and I don't even read this very often.

This girl looks good, I guess. But I think her face is ugly. She aint got no alibi, she ugly. wut? wut?
Her face is not cute.

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She doesn't have an ass cause she's oriental. Oriental people have flat butts as well as no tits and flat faces.

better keep on wearing eyewear..got an ugly face...looks like a mongoloid...and why does nobody commented on her armpit?

She reminds me of my girlfriend, thats what I really worked her in bed afte seeing these pics. And she's a little thick to be a dancer, then again there is nothing wrong with thick cause girl can sure dance.

it's ok honey i like to eat myself into oblivion 2...every night in fact.

HOLY HUGE THIGHS BATMAN!!!!

I don't even have a clue who this lady is,
all I know is I want my penis in her.
With the Quickness.

hello

IT's amazing uh? I think it's really boredless to spend out time and energe to talk about others life. they are just a normal people!

shit! it's great!

she is really hot! I've saw her on singleparentdate dot com. I thought she is a single mummy. yes! she is a yummy mummy!

with the sun glasses on she aint to bad lookin but once the come of i feel like pukein

with the sun glasses on she aint to bad lookin but once the come of i feel like pukein

She is really hot . Someone said that she is dating wtih a handsome guy on soloparentdate.com *****! Believe it or not !

She's no better than the chicks I plug at the Jersey shore.....when is some real talent going to be posted on this site???

yeah LBI, the difference is Burke doesn't have HerpeAIDS like the chicks you "*bang" in jersey.

*stare at

As others have said - a pretty good view of the other girl's vaginal lips thru' that bikini bottom.

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