Brooke Hogan on her mom's new boyfriend: I'm freakin' out, man!

FRIST in ur FACE!!!

First

That whole family is a train wreck.

I can understand her desire to be with a 19 year old because they have a lot of stamina and why not enjoy all the hot sex, but it is creepy that she is dating her kids former classmate.

Holy crap! Brooke Hogan is dating Steve Buscemi! Kudos to you Steve-o!!!

No one cares about the ring on her left hand??

No one cares about the ring on her left hand??

Brooke Hogan's mom looks like a Dirty Tranny

When one has nothing nice to say, one does not say anything at all.

Randal

Wow, I havent wanted to kick someone's ass this much since I had a beer dumped down my neck at Lalapolooza. Nice sneakers twerp.

What the????? Of all the guys she could get, she chose this sawed off runt?

No one really cares about the Hogans. Too much peroxide kills brain cells..... And that goes to the father, mother and both kids. And it's obvious the mother is trying to recapture the youth she lost to Hulk Hogan, because the idiot she's dating looks just like Hulk Hogan.... Or at least he looks like he's part of their family. And I find it really hard to believe the balding dude is 19 years old. If he is, time has NOT been good to him cuz that ugly fag looks like he's in his late 40's.
Who is this douche-bag dude with Brooke though? Gross..... Brooke's body is hot as hell. She has no real talents but her body is amazing. Not fat, far from skinny. Just thick in the right places. I would say that's pretty much all she has going for her.

Man Hands

@11 I agree. I don't know what it is, but I looked at these pictures and I started thinking about a remake for The Grapes of Wrath..

Also Fish "boooo" on making fun of Andre the Giant.

steve stifler, please report to the thread. Steve Stifler, to the thread please.

I would ride her like Da Tara in the Belmont.

She's gonna break that weenis in half.

BIG girls need to stick with BIG men, cuz otherwise they look super manly next to a tiny or average man.

Take a page from Mama, Brooke! Life goes bye rather quickly. Well, I myself can remember the days when I was both admired and adored (At least by my Dad and Uncles).

Now, one malcontent had the audacity to compare me to a an old starfish, recently mangled by a pitbull!

Ah, those wonder years.

Randal's Rectum

BIG girls need to stick with BIG men, cuz otherwise they look super manly next to a tiny or average man.

Brooke is looking very do-able in these pics.........but what is with the hat that her little runt is wearing? I think it's one of those novelty hats with little lights that flash.

@16 Ted what woun't you ride like Da Tara at the Belmont??

Ew. Who is the skinny little redneck lookin mofo??

Brook's tampon. It grew legs..

Who taught her how to talk english? Yeah, I did that on purpose.

he may be smaller than her, but he is gorgeous!!!!

Fish, he is going in the so freaking hot section, isn't he!!

and yay p0nk!! missed ya!!!!!

I'd take her out for a drink and a drive any time.

Sorry to keep ranting about that stupid hat but it has really started to piss me off........Someone needs to let this clown know that if you are going to wear a cap........It better damn well have your favorite sports team logo on it.......The only exception is if you are an inbred redneck.....If that's the case you are allowed to have John Deere, your favorite sporting goods store logo, or the confederate stars and bars on the front.

ok, so, seriously..... what the fuck is wrong with that guy?? No, I mean, there is not ONE thing right about him. The hat.....the jeans.....the chain.....the SHOES! jesuz fucking KRYST!

White denim! That guy rocks, he is probably her meth dealer.

@30 I'd say they're a perfect match. Clearly, she goes for guys who display the same lack of class and sense of style that she does.

he washes dishes at chili's.

@29 What about a trucker cap that says "Official Wet T-Shirt Judge"??

Give this guy some credit. He knows enough to wear another white Tshirt over his wife beater when he's out in public..

#34 Only if you are really, really fat........Then it's kinda funny.

Brooke is dating LiLo's bitch?

Ok. She's freaked out by her mom dating a 19-yr old, but not freaked out by having "Thunderlips" rub oil on her ass and dating a woman who looks just like her? Hmm....

I think she's very hot. Great curves. Not classy, but definitely hot.

DORK ALERT - whitey looks stupid. I bet Brooke 69's him, blows a massive fart in his face, then blows out the explosive diarrhea. NASTY COUPLE.

That's a big girl. Makes me feel good.

"Me and Nick. Me and Nick. Me and Nick. Me and Nick."

Great interview.

When did Bud Bundy start dating Brooke Hogan? I wonder if he knows she's a tranny? He always did have weird taste in girls (?).

since when did he i mean she brooks i mean brook start dating joe dirt?

I keep trying to understand in what way it is appropriate to rub tanning lotion between your daughter's legs. Then I picture my father doing that to me, and there just isn't any possible way to justify it. Creepy and gross.

yah she is pretty tall... but shes normal size in every other way if standing alone or not next to her scrawny boyfriend.... hes still cute though and she looks so pretty..and you can tell shes confident because she doesnt care if shes taller than him..she still wears her heels.. and who cares if shes bigger than him he looks kinkyyyy

Fish you are the man!

@33 that was funny.

fish- Mr. Whitey White Pants...HAHA Love it, because that is what we were all thinking.

That guy looks like JOE DIRT and Axel Rose had a baby.

#24 for comment of the day! :-)

"Whitey WhitePants"
you always crack me up!

that is not brooke's boyfriend, that is her pool boy.

i can't even comprehend the fucktardation of this family. the mind reels.

I'd hit that. But Brooke is out of luck.....

I'm kidding of course..a threesome would do....(BTW, no)

As Morrissey says: "Some girls are bigger than others"

There is something very wrong with this family.

The father screws the daughter's friends, and the mother screws the son's friends.

Eww.

I guess that explains a few things.

I'd Hit That... And yes, Mr. Spade... you can watch.

Mmm, NO COMMENT. But just saw her on millionairedatingsite """""W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m"""" last month. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.

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Mmm, NO COMMENT. But just saw her on millionairedatingsite """""W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m"""" last month. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.

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#55 and some girls mothers are bigger than other girls mothers

Based on her grammar I'd say she needed to pay more attention in school.

That guy is gross. I can't stand skinny, scrawny men. They look like child molesters.

Mom hogan must really find a very, VERY good shrink.
O.K. now, and a good FUCKER also!!
MAYBE THE SHRINK IS BOTH?

The bitch wears a size 12 shoe... I have nothing else to say...

someone needs to tell him that his girlfriend is really his boyfriend... Brooke is one of the ugliest females that have ever existed!

My God...could he be more white trash looking? She's attractive enough that she could surely do better than that!!!!

Yes, if only she had paid more attention in English class: "Me &...." Ugh.

Although, I have no idea why anyone cares about the Hogans. It is always tickles me to see a woman date a man boy half her age. Men have been doing that since the beginning of time.
Use up their wife's youth then find a new one the same age as their first wife was when they meant.

I bet he feels safe when he's with her :-D

No. 24 Jimbo: Awesome. LOL'd my ass off.

Look at the size of the dudes legs compared to Brooke. Comical. I love how hard the dude is trying to come across as - right when he goes for a sip of a bitchfrappé. Also laugh at how he needs the napkin to make sure the big-boy drink doesn't slip out of his tiny hands.

Brooke is going against convention and commonality in her life: bigger, muscle-bound dudes. This guy is the furthest thing from her dad's image.

Guy needs a beating.

The only people I have ever seen who dress like that guy are painters. Also I detect a mullet.

he looks like a feget ass hore ass bitch ass hoe ass trick ass gay ass pussy

She got some of those fugly C. Aguilera pants. That's not going to help anything. Those pants only cause pain and horror.

The whole family is Trash. Mom's a whore, Dad's a fake wrestler, Brook is Skank and their son is a pussy!

hi there to u all would the nastie bitches out there leave the hogan fam alone so what who is dating who linda is the best mom in the world hogan is thebest and only the best dad brook and nick are the best and you no who u are linda is no tranny she is one fit mom you must be so jell

hi there to u all would the nastie bitches out there leave the hogan fam alone so what who is dating who linda is the best mom in the world hogan is thebest and only the best dad brook and nick are the best and you no who u are linda is no tranny she is one fit mom you must be so jell

hi there to u all would the nastie bitches out there leave the hogan fam alone so what who is dating who linda is the best mom in the world hogan is thebest and only the best dad brook and nick are the best and you no who u are linda is no tranny she is one fit mom you must be so jell

That's good.Brooke Hogan's mother is dating with 19 years old boy.
Scretch Marks

I have started reading this book and love it so far! I just couldn't wait for it to go in to paper back.