Jun 11 2008Brooke Hogan on her mom's new boyfriend: I'm freakin' out, man!
Brooke Hogan (above with boyfriend Whitey WhitePants) has confirmed that her mom Linda is dating 19-year-old Charley Hill. Hulk also confirmed it on Larry King Live. In a surprise moment of sanity from the Peroxide Bunch, Brooke is really not that thrilled with the news. Especially since she went to school with Charley. These people are amazing. E! Online reports:
"I’m totally freaked out," she told E! satellite radio personality Michael Yo during a conversation the two had off air.
"I personally don’t like it at all or condone it, but she’s my mom, so I have to show her support.
"I went to school with him. He was a grade under me...Me and Nick know him well. Me and Nick are two years apart, and he was right between us (in school)."
While Linda's new boyfriend is a disturbing series of events to complement Hulk dating a chick that looks like Brooke, it's still not the weirdest thing to happen to her. She'll always remember the time Andre the Giant buried a body under her swingset when she was five. Then she found her birth certificate which, for some reason, listed "Frank Arnold Hogan" as the name. This explained the penis...
Reader Comments
1. LizSpy - June 11, 2008 4:23 PM
FRIST in ur FACE!!!
2. Sarah - June 11, 2008 4:23 PM
First
3. Rowan - June 11, 2008 4:24 PM
That whole family is a train wreck.
4. Peg - June 11, 2008 4:27 PM
I can understand her desire to be with a 19 year old because they have a lot of stamina and why not enjoy all the hot sex, but it is creepy that she is dating her kids former classmate.
5. Barely Stearn - June 11, 2008 4:28 PM
Holy crap! Brooke Hogan is dating Steve Buscemi! Kudos to you Steve-o!!!
6. Kristi - June 11, 2008 4:30 PM
No one cares about the ring on her left hand??
7. Kristi - June 11, 2008 4:30 PM
No one cares about the ring on her left hand??
8. LizSpy - June 11, 2008 4:32 PM
Brooke Hogan's mom looks like a Dirty Tranny
9. Randal - June 11, 2008 4:33 PM
When one has nothing nice to say, one does not say anything at all.
Randal
10. deacon jones - June 11, 2008 4:35 PM
Wow, I havent wanted to kick someone's ass this much since I had a beer dumped down my neck at Lalapolooza. Nice sneakers twerp.
11. Tory - June 11, 2008 4:39 PM
What the????? Of all the guys she could get, she chose this sawed off runt?
12. Lola - June 11, 2008 4:41 PM
No one really cares about the Hogans. Too much peroxide kills brain cells..... And that goes to the father, mother and both kids. And it's obvious the mother is trying to recapture the youth she lost to Hulk Hogan, because the idiot she's dating looks just like Hulk Hogan.... Or at least he looks like he's part of their family. And I find it really hard to believe the balding dude is 19 years old. If he is, time has NOT been good to him cuz that ugly fag looks like he's in his late 40's.
Who is this douche-bag dude with Brooke though? Gross..... Brooke's body is hot as hell. She has no real talents but her body is amazing. Not fat, far from skinny. Just thick in the right places. I would say that's pretty much all she has going for her.
13. SP - June 11, 2008 4:44 PM
Man Hands
14. Auntie Kryst - June 11, 2008 4:44 PM
@11 I agree. I don't know what it is, but I looked at these pictures and I started thinking about a remake for The Grapes of Wrath..
Also Fish "boooo" on making fun of Andre the Giant.
15. p0nk - June 11, 2008 4:47 PM
steve stifler, please report to the thread. Steve Stifler, to the thread please.
16. Ted Mosby - June 11, 2008 4:49 PM
I would ride her like Da Tara in the Belmont.
17. Jimbo - June 11, 2008 4:59 PM
She's gonna break that weenis in half.
18. kels - June 11, 2008 5:01 PM
BIG girls need to stick with BIG men, cuz otherwise they look super manly next to a tiny or average man.
19. Randal's Rectum - June 11, 2008 5:01 PM
Take a page from Mama, Brooke! Life goes bye rather quickly. Well, I myself can remember the days when I was both admired and adored (At least by my Dad and Uncles).
Now, one malcontent had the audacity to compare me to a an old starfish, recently mangled by a pitbull!
Ah, those wonder years.
Randal's Rectum
20. kels - June 11, 2008 5:01 PM
BIG girls need to stick with BIG men, cuz otherwise they look super manly next to a tiny or average man.
21. nipolian - June 11, 2008 5:02 PM
Brooke is looking very do-able in these pics.........but what is with the hat that her little runt is wearing? I think it's one of those novelty hats with little lights that flash.
22. Jimbo - June 11, 2008 5:03 PM
@16 Ted what woun't you ride like Da Tara at the Belmont??
23. FRIST!!! - June 11, 2008 5:08 PM
Ew. Who is the skinny little redneck lookin mofo??
24. Jimbo - June 11, 2008 5:09 PM
Brook's tampon. It grew legs..
25. midge - June 11, 2008 5:12 PM
Who taught her how to talk english? Yeah, I did that on purpose.
26. mbizzle - June 11, 2008 5:17 PM
he may be smaller than her, but he is gorgeous!!!!
27. veggi - June 11, 2008 5:21 PM
Fish, he is going in the so freaking hot section, isn't he!!
and yay p0nk!! missed ya!!!!!
28. Ted Kennedy's tumor - June 11, 2008 5:22 PM
I'd take her out for a drink and a drive any time.
29. nipolian - June 11, 2008 5:26 PM
Sorry to keep ranting about that stupid hat but it has really started to piss me off........Someone needs to let this clown know that if you are going to wear a cap........It better damn well have your favorite sports team logo on it.......The only exception is if you are an inbred redneck.....If that's the case you are allowed to have John Deere, your favorite sporting goods store logo, or the confederate stars and bars on the front.
30. veggi - June 11, 2008 5:28 PM
ok, so, seriously..... what the fuck is wrong with that guy?? No, I mean, there is not ONE thing right about him. The hat.....the jeans.....the chain.....the SHOES! jesuz fucking KRYST!
31. hollywood_hillbilly - June 11, 2008 5:32 PM
White denim! That guy rocks, he is probably her meth dealer.
32. deathstar - June 11, 2008 5:34 PM
@30 I'd say they're a perfect match. Clearly, she goes for guys who display the same lack of class and sense of style that she does.
33. p0nk - June 11, 2008 5:38 PM
he washes dishes at chili's.
34. Auntie Kryst - June 11, 2008 5:38 PM
@29 What about a trucker cap that says "Official Wet T-Shirt Judge"??
35. Forrest Fordutreese - June 11, 2008 5:41 PM
Give this guy some credit. He knows enough to wear another white Tshirt over his wife beater when he's out in public..
36. nipolian - June 11, 2008 5:45 PM
#34 Only if you are really, really fat........Then it's kinda funny.
37. toolboy - June 11, 2008 5:47 PM
Brooke is dating LiLo's bitch?
38. WhatsTheDeal - June 11, 2008 5:51 PM
Ok. She's freaked out by her mom dating a 19-yr old, but not freaked out by having "Thunderlips" rub oil on her ass and dating a woman who looks just like her? Hmm....
39. MIn - June 11, 2008 5:52 PM
I think she's very hot. Great curves. Not classy, but definitely hot.
40. brooktroutfart - June 11, 2008 6:10 PM
DORK ALERT - whitey looks stupid. I bet Brooke 69's him, blows a massive fart in his face, then blows out the explosive diarrhea. NASTY COUPLE.
41. andrea dolan nyc artist - June 11, 2008 6:19 PM
That's a big girl. Makes me feel good.
42. Ted from LA - June 11, 2008 6:37 PM
"Me and Nick. Me and Nick. Me and Nick. Me and Nick."
Great interview.
43. weirdo - June 11, 2008 7:10 PM
When did Bud Bundy start dating Brooke Hogan? I wonder if he knows she's a tranny? He always did have weird taste in girls (?).
44. shi poo - June 11, 2008 8:26 PM
since when did he i mean she brooks i mean brook start dating joe dirt?
45. Igottabemeeee - June 11, 2008 8:52 PM
I keep trying to understand in what way it is appropriate to rub tanning lotion between your daughter's legs. Then I picture my father doing that to me, and there just isn't any possible way to justify it. Creepy and gross.
46. alisa - June 11, 2008 8:56 PM
yah she is pretty tall... but shes normal size in every other way if standing alone or not next to her scrawny boyfriend.... hes still cute though and she looks so pretty..and you can tell shes confident because she doesnt care if shes taller than him..she still wears her heels.. and who cares if shes bigger than him he looks kinkyyyy
47. Andre buries body - June 11, 2008 8:58 PM
Fish you are the man!
48. Coo - June 11, 2008 9:41 PM
@33 that was funny.
fish- Mr. Whitey White Pants...HAHA Love it, because that is what we were all thinking.
49. amy - June 11, 2008 10:58 PM
That guy looks like JOE DIRT and Axel Rose had a baby.
50. Halle's Berry - June 11, 2008 11:00 PM
#24 for comment of the day! :-)
51. piglet - June 11, 2008 11:01 PM
"Whitey WhitePants"
you always crack me up!
52. britney's weave - June 11, 2008 11:03 PM
that is not brooke's boyfriend, that is her pool boy.
i can't even comprehend the fucktardation of this family. the mind reels.
53. Mike Hawk - June 11, 2008 11:05 PM
I'd hit that. But Brooke is out of luck.....
54. Mike Hawk - June 11, 2008 11:07 PM
I'm kidding of course..a threesome would do....(BTW, no)
55. Tim - June 11, 2008 11:20 PM
As Morrissey says: "Some girls are bigger than others"
56. Jade - June 12, 2008 12:36 AM
There is something very wrong with this family.
The father screws the daughter's friends, and the mother screws the son's friends.
Eww.
I guess that explains a few things.
57. Mr. IHT - June 12, 2008 3:30 AM
I'd Hit That... And yes, Mr. Spade... you can watch.
58. agreeone - June 12, 2008 3:38 AM
Mmm, NO COMMENT. But just saw her on millionairedatingsite """""W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m"""" last month. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
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59. agreeone - June 12, 2008 3:39 AM
Mmm, NO COMMENT. But just saw her on millionairedatingsite """""W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m"""" last month. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
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60. FCS - June 12, 2008 10:35 AM
#55 and some girls mothers are bigger than other girls mothers
61. Vestigial - June 12, 2008 11:53 AM
Based on her grammar I'd say she needed to pay more attention in school.
62. Kate - June 12, 2008 12:04 PM
That guy is gross. I can't stand skinny, scrawny men. They look like child molesters.
63. gerard Vandenberg - June 12, 2008 12:33 PM
Mom hogan must really find a very, VERY good shrink.
O.K. now, and a good FUCKER also!!
MAYBE THE SHRINK IS BOTH?
64. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - June 12, 2008 2:40 PM
The bitch wears a size 12 shoe... I have nothing else to say...
65. jay - June 12, 2008 2:54 PM
someone needs to tell him that his girlfriend is really his boyfriend... Brooke is one of the ugliest females that have ever existed!
66. Mike - June 12, 2008 4:09 PM
My God...could he be more white trash looking? She's attractive enough that she could surely do better than that!!!!
67. allen - June 12, 2008 4:38 PM
Yes, if only she had paid more attention in English class: "Me &...." Ugh.
68. amber - June 12, 2008 4:53 PM
Although, I have no idea why anyone cares about the Hogans. It is always tickles me to see a woman date a man boy half her age. Men have been doing that since the beginning of time.
Use up their wife's youth then find a new one the same age as their first wife was when they meant.
69. Mississippi - June 12, 2008 6:07 PM
I bet he feels safe when he's with her :-D
70. Dr. - June 12, 2008 6:10 PM
No. 24 Jimbo: Awesome. LOL'd my ass off.
Look at the size of the dudes legs compared to Brooke. Comical. I love how hard the dude is trying to come across as - right when he goes for a sip of a bitchfrappé. Also laugh at how he needs the napkin to make sure the big-boy drink doesn't slip out of his tiny hands.
Brooke is going against convention and commonality in her life: bigger, muscle-bound dudes. This guy is the furthest thing from her dad's image.
Guy needs a beating.
71. minky - June 12, 2008 11:11 PM
The only people I have ever seen who dress like that guy are painters. Also I detect a mullet.
72. bitch - June 15, 2008 2:12 AM
he looks like a feget ass hore ass bitch ass hoe ass trick ass gay ass pussy
73. Narcissist - June 27, 2008 2:00 PM
She got some of those fugly C. Aguilera pants. That's not going to help anything. Those pants only cause pain and horror.
74. constantinesig - July 16, 2008 10:35 AM
The whole family is Trash. Mom's a whore, Dad's a fake wrestler, Brook is Skank and their son is a pussy!
75. delime - October 16, 2008 7:12 AM
hi there to u all would the nastie bitches out there leave the hogan fam alone so what who is dating who linda is the best mom in the world hogan is thebest and only the best dad brook and nick are the best and you no who u are linda is no tranny she is one fit mom you must be so jell
76. delime - October 16, 2008 7:12 AM
hi there to u all would the nastie bitches out there leave the hogan fam alone so what who is dating who linda is the best mom in the world hogan is thebest and only the best dad brook and nick are the best and you no who u are linda is no tranny she is one fit mom you must be so jell
77. delime - October 16, 2008 7:12 AM
hi there to u all would the nastie bitches out there leave the hogan fam alone so what who is dating who linda is the best mom in the world hogan is thebest and only the best dad brook and nick are the best and you no who u are linda is no tranny she is one fit mom you must be so jell