Jun 11 2008Britney Spears receiving 'guidance' from Mel Gibson

Mel: First off, are you druish?

And what kinda doll are they referring to?? A used blow up doll?? A voodoo doll?

I know I'm on a lot of meds, but why did fish type the last paragraph twice? He's starting to become one of US!!

I know I'm on a lot of meds, but why did fish type the last paragraph twice? He's starting to become one of US!!

Looking forward to Britney's wacky Jesus Freak stage!

Oh, I guess he fixed it. Now I just look high or stupid..
Somebody say you saw it too!
One more thing WHAT THE FUCKING HELL is Amy Crackwhore doing in number 3 spot of So Freaking Hot?? Actually, what are any of them doing there........

Everytime I see Britney's beautiful face I hear her voice singing Break the Ice, which is still going strong on the Top 40 Pop Charts in America. Those who thought her fall was just that, a fall, where dead wrong.

She may have broken the ice after the MTV Music Awards but now she's back melting it. Expect to hear that Britney will be a lead role in Mel's new movie.

Britney back on top? She never left.

Randal

"Britney looked like a doll with bright red lipstick"

Now where have I seen that before, oh yeah that's right...

http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/rsz/434/x/x/x/medias/03/46/26/034626_ph1.jpg

This is a great idea. Brit should also get drinking advice from Andy Dick, driving advice from Nick Hogan, parenting advice from Lynn Spears and The Hoff, religious advice from Tom Cruise, drug advice from Amy Winehouse, life skills advice from Kim Kardashian, and political advice from the asshole on this site pretending to be Barack Obama.

My post is right below the Pink Unicorns ! Trully a special, special day...

Randal, did Mommy and Daddy ignore you as a child? You seem to crave attention, positive or negative. And you know absolutely nothing about music, this is obvious by your comments about a washed up teen idol. She's done, over, never to return. She has about a dozen 12-year old fans left, and you're one of them.

"...with a serious look on her face..."

now that lufti isn't suppying her with laxatives any more, this can't be a good omen.

Randal, ignore the haters. you are gold, my man. pure gold.

Mel Gibson is a pig (and thats saying a lot coming from me)

He was banging this girl I knew from Drexel when he was filming "Signs" in eastern PA.

He just wants to get his dick wet, nothing more

It wasn't Britney giving the guidance, because it can find its way in pretty easily.

Randal, what's this about a new movie?? Damnit Riggs I'm too old for this shit!!

Randal is hilarious, I don't know if he is being ironic or what! His comments always make me laugh

Britney should tell Mel that she's jewish and watch that spiritual guidance train come to a grinding halt.

#14. And I'm sure the girl from Drexel just wanted to get banged by a movie star, nothing more. Sex for sex sake is OK, you know.

#9 - Ted from LA
Ha hah a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.... OMG that's freaking hilarious and so right on target.... I can't even say anything else cuz that hit everything I would have thought of..... LMAO.... Good one

Oh and Randal #7, dude WTF???? I'm a little lost with you and your comments..... Britney never left the top? Please, it's time to enter the year 2008.... It's not 2002 anymore sweetie

She is so ugly!

Yes, "Randal", you are a big hit.

Unfortunately you prey on the most mentally fragile celebrities with your faux fawning. The only guiding Mel wants to provide is guiding you face into his lap.

You need a safe place, deep away from the world, a place where you can rest, be hidden and improve your skin.

I happen to have just the place for you, kind of an underground retreat.

I'll even lower you some lotion.

It could have such lovely skin... If it only put the lotion on...

FRIST, I bitched about that the other day. Look who is next Amy CrackWhore. That is not hot!!

@19
He was married, plus, if you're going to push your religion on people, practive what you preach. Religious people are the biggest fucking hypocrites out there.

Mel Gibson giving guidance?

Isn't that like making the arsonist the fire chief?

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Jimbo, yeah well, the ashlee dupree can stay I guess, although I don't know what the fuss is about that hooker, but the rest...yeah, they gotta go..

Yeah, Queen Latifah in a bikini? I think my Mongolian BBQ is about to come up..

Hehe heh next thing you know they will be putting the housekeeper from Two and a Half Men up there..

She's a freaking Cow!!! Who gives a shot what happens to her?

What happened to Britney??? She looks terrible. At best a 6, maybe a 7. She used to be a smokin' hot 10. Remember her Esquire cover? Lots of teenage boys shot off a load to that pic. Now she looks like a regular Wal-Mart shopper. Sad.

is it possible for her to look more disgusting?

LoL Ted.
I used to think Mel was ok - but if the deacon says he's a pig - who knows ?
(He IS Australian Mr. Jones)

WHERE THE HELL IS BRITNEY'S STYLIST! lol.. seriously..

Just thinking about the conversation between these two makes my head hurt.

Mel Gibson is the man. Period. You fools need to get out more.

Randal is cool. I like fucking with him too but he is a nice guy and that is more than can be said for most of us perverted assholes. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Randal we are only fucking with you for fun.

Still, she's looked worse...

I'm the best there's fucking ever been. Shitney isn't fit to lick the klingons from my gootch. The last line of Mel's next film will be...."CONDOOOOOOOOOOOM!" Mark my words.

practive

Frist, please kill yourself. You have never seen a drug in your life, little girl.

She's looking a LOT better, but I'm sorry....she's still a hot mess.

Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks. It seems Britney is seeking true love online now. I saw her milllionairedatingsite ------"W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m**** last week. Good luck to her search.

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A: He is an expert on fucking up;
B: She may show him her vajayjay

It's win-win

IS SHE FEELING IMPORTANT AGAIN?
if so, KILLER!!

come on. this bitch is seriously wetarded!

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