Jun 20 2008Britney Spears may stay in Kentwood - permanently!
Britney Spears is selling her house, but where she moves next might not be in California. (God, holy shit you're real!) Her mom Lynne filed a statement in Britney's ongoing 10-month-old hit and run case where she was driving without a valid license. In the statement, Lynne spells out that Britney wishes to move back to Louisiana. In case you're wondering why Lynne filed a declaration, Britney's still considered mentally incompetent. Ha ha, law BURN. E! Online reports:
Lynne goes on to say that while her daughter "has spent a majority of her time over the last five years in the state of California," she only did so out of necessity both in part for her work and "primarily with respect to a custody dispute currently ongoing. Although Britney has owned her house in Beverly Hills for more than a year, she has also owned her Louisiana residence for eight years...Britney still intends to return to Louisiana."
The above pictures are Britney buying smokes outside the hospital where Jamie Lynn gave birth yesterday. And, no the peyote hasn't kicked in yet, she's actually wearing a bra. Guess the kinfolk don't take kindly to those sweater hounds swingin' yonder. Which is polite Southern talk for: "I sees me another nipple ain't got no NASCAR number in the fo-cinity, I reckon I'll fetch my gun." When in Rome, Britney.

Reader Comments
1. cate - June 20, 2008 12:05 PM
Y'ALLLLLLLLL
2. Lola - June 20, 2008 12:05 PM
HA... Good, keep this stupid girl there so she can get some help
3. cate - June 20, 2008 12:06 PM
Oh yeah, and nice stain... don't wanna know how you got that.
4. Mike Oxbhig - June 20, 2008 12:07 PM
ahhh...shes needs to move here with me. Her and her sister.
5. The Fonz - June 20, 2008 12:11 PM
You know, it's been a while since it's been said, but she looks doable in these pics. Maybe it's just the fact that she's not showing off her nasty ass belly or thighs, or maybe it's the wake and bake, but i'd hit it. Just sayin.
6. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - June 20, 2008 12:12 PM
Yea Mike, they can move with you and Ill take their boyfriends. They can come live with me in my doublewide in rural NY.
7. havoc - June 20, 2008 12:16 PM
Probably the best thing for her......
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8. havoc - June 20, 2008 12:16 PM
Probably the best thing for her......
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9. momo - June 20, 2008 12:16 PM
wonder what those feet smell like in those boots.....
10. Ted from LA - June 20, 2008 12:17 PM
Are they expecting snow?
11. http://www.VoteRobot.org - June 20, 2008 12:18 PM
when was the last time she was photographed without a stain on her shirt?
12. my comment - June 20, 2008 12:21 PM
LOVE the 'ATM Inside' sign right next to her head in the first pic.
13. Oveta - June 20, 2008 12:22 PM
Louisiana in June is perfect capri/snow boat weather
14. Ted from LA - June 20, 2008 12:26 PM
I can't get over the boots. She really puts the "ick" in hick.
15. Dave C - June 20, 2008 12:26 PM
Her fly's down. Love that.
And yes, I'd hit that. Hard and often. And unapologetically.
16. Boston_Freek - June 20, 2008 12:27 PM
Pic #1 EWWWWWWWWW wax that 'stache
17. Boston_Freek - June 20, 2008 12:28 PM
Pic #1 EWWWWWWWWW wax that 'stache
18. FRIST!!! - June 20, 2008 12:29 PM
Nice cumstains on her shirt..
19. Auntie Kryst - June 20, 2008 12:31 PM
The swamp rat is moving back to be with her kinfolk.. I think I hear cheering from California all the way here in the midwest..
20. WhatsTheDeal - June 20, 2008 12:35 PM
"You can take the girl out the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out the girl."
21. Jimbo - June 20, 2008 12:36 PM
@18 At least it is not hanging from her chin..
22. Carrie - June 20, 2008 12:38 PM
I think the fact that she's wearing furry boots in the middle of the summer in Louisiana is enough to send her to the looney bin.
23. kirk - June 20, 2008 12:39 PM
so she might stay in Kentwood....
WHOOOOOO CARES?!?
24. amy - June 20, 2008 12:46 PM
she could use a little "spray and wash" on that shirt. yuck
25. mimi - June 20, 2008 12:48 PM
BRITNEY ROCKS and ALL YOU HATERS SUK FISH -GUTZ!
26. veggi - June 20, 2008 12:49 PM
Shout it out Britney! SHOUT IT OUT!!!
Brit "Stain! Get outta my shirt!!"
27. Anonymous - June 20, 2008 12:53 PM
PLEASE MOVE!! PLEASE!!!
Signed,
California
28. Deacon Jones - June 20, 2008 12:55 PM
NEXT!
Take us out this Friday with some T&A Fish! I didnt get my morning rubout session in today
29. Auntie Kryst - June 20, 2008 12:58 PM
@26 That's funny!! Now you got me thinking about that classic Honeymooner's bit. First, address the ball. "Helllooo ball."
30. veggi - June 20, 2008 12:59 PM
Yeah, Deacon, we all needed to know that..
31. venomlemon - June 20, 2008 1:10 PM
britney looks fantastic :)
32. venomlemon - June 20, 2008 1:10 PM
britney looks fantastic :)
33. Ted from LA - June 20, 2008 1:10 PM
Honeymooner's... best show in the history of television. Bang zoom...
34. Randal - June 20, 2008 1:12 PM
Veggi dear,it isn't in good taste to offend another person's sexuality is it? We all have many choices regarding pleasure and self pleasure. Let's just hope Deacon makes the right one.
Randal
35. Jimbo - June 20, 2008 1:15 PM
Hey Veggie, how are you doing?
36. Deacon Jones - June 20, 2008 1:15 PM
uhhh.....
37. Grunion - June 20, 2008 1:15 PM
She has the feral eyes of a hunted animal. That is not the look of a sane person.
Our girl Britney may be seriously mentally damaged. I think the only "comeback" in her future is her journey back to saneness. Which may or may not happen. Either way I'm good.
38. veggi - June 20, 2008 1:19 PM
Dear Randal,
huh?
Regards,
Veggi
Hi Jimbo!!
39. Tom - June 20, 2008 1:24 PM
Thanks God. Moving away from LA will save her sanity, and mine, because I really am starting to hate reading about her. Yeah, she's a train wreck, yeah, she sucks, but we don't need to hear that every single day. There has to be more people out there to read about.
40. Jimbo - June 20, 2008 1:25 PM
@34 What make you think Deacon is right handed? Maybe he will make the left one..
41. Alex - June 20, 2008 1:26 PM
NASCAR originated in Florida.
42. beefytee - June 20, 2008 1:28 PM
I swear to god she used to be smoking fuckin hot,,,remember?
43. TS - June 20, 2008 1:29 PM
I can't decide who I hate more. Randal or Mimi.
It's Friday, I've got the first round...
Randal, what'll you have? A Cothmo? Or perhapth a buttery nipple?
44. xyz - June 20, 2008 1:31 PM
PIC #1
wtf?! did her head shrink or did her neck swell up?
45. Deacon Jones - June 20, 2008 1:38 PM
Mostly right handed, unless Im feeling a little frisky
46. Isaac Mizrahi - June 20, 2008 1:52 PM
Wow, Britney is 90 days away from looking hot. All she needs is a trainer, a little diet help, and she will be back to hawtness. I mean, her skin actually looks semi-normal. She just needs to lose the awful boots.
Hey Randal, got any fashion tips for Brit today?
47. goddess - June 20, 2008 2:04 PM
if it weren't for those fucking ridiculous space boots, she wouldn't look that bad! her hair looks real, her top is cute and her boobs like ok! good job, britney.
48. spaceyQQQ - June 20, 2008 2:06 PM
Does she have stains on the front of her shirt or is that dirt spots on my computer?
49. erin - June 20, 2008 2:11 PM
It just occurred to me why you're always hearing about 14-year-old girls getting knocked up by 40-year-old men down south - the men don't have any choice. All their women start off as slutty, reasonably hot teenagers, but then turn into *this* as soon as they hit their twenties. (She's what, 24?) Obviously the solution is to change any statutory laws in states below the Mason-Dixon line to 10 years below what they previously were.
50. Big Joe - June 20, 2008 2:34 PM
Why does everyone hate on the South? A real example of Southern Women are the cheerleaders in the SEC...not Brit-Brit. And NASCAR is a billion dollar+/year business.
51. Big Joe - June 20, 2008 2:35 PM
Oh yea...I'd still hit it....she's a dirty leg southside!!!!
52. Zukyia - June 20, 2008 2:38 PM
Why is she wearing boots in June? Ew, her feet are ridiculously sweating in those things :-{
53. She's done - June 20, 2008 2:39 PM
Have any of you people sayin she looks good and shit actually looked into those eyes? I mean that is not a normal expression. I think Brit cares way less about the way she looks than most people on here. If she is not even competent enough to file legal papers on her own behalf , I think "looking hot" is the least of her problems. Her career is over ,since it was the pressure to preform that made he nuts in the first place. and at this point I think she will be lucky to just stay out of an instituion.
54. Thegrayway - June 20, 2008 2:58 PM
Oh, and the omnipresent grease stain. Does that girl have any clean clothes or is she just that much of a pig?
55. momi amtesh - June 20, 2008 3:03 PM
i am wants marry to britney
the breast is very lovely
56. gossipgal - June 20, 2008 3:12 PM
She needs 2 say ther and get som ehelp wit her self!
57. brit is a hick but she's stayin in CA - June 20, 2008 3:17 PM
This sounds like a legal issue -- Brit wants to establish Louisiana as her domiciliary so she can avoid being sued in the plaintiff-friendly state of CA. It's just legal jargon!
58. boo - June 20, 2008 4:05 PM
Seriously, would anyone look twice at a girl who looked like this if they saw her on the street?Just because she managed to put on a bra and her hair looks fairly clean, people think she looks good? REALLY???
59. Jim Dinnison - June 20, 2008 4:43 PM
Britney and her sister should have been required to watch The Baby Borrowers on NBC!
http://www.nbc.com/The_Baby_Borrowers/video/#mea=262962
60. gotmilk? - June 20, 2008 4:44 PM
wow, #20, we've never heard that one before.
61. mixedsugar - June 20, 2008 4:51 PM
hey, at least she looks better than amy winehouse. tho brit looks a lil rough...with all her $ she should go get some work done. oh well, she's still pretty. Love ya Brit!!!
62. Boricua - June 20, 2008 6:19 PM
Seriously, the superficial poster, Cajun's don't talk like that.... Maybe people in Hollywood pretending to be Southern talk like that, but Southerns and Cajuns, of all people, don't talk like that........ Well, Britney does say "Y'all!" a lot.... :P
63. Boricua - June 20, 2008 6:19 PM
Seriously, the superficial poster, Cajun's don't talk like that.... Maybe people in Hollywood pretending to be Southern talk like that, but Southerns and Cajuns, of all people, don't talk like that........ Well, Britney does say "Y'all!" a lot.... :P
64. roop - June 20, 2008 6:26 PM
Stay in Kentwood, petition for legislation that will protect you against paparazzi (I'm sure you're neighbors would gladly oblige) and live your life in peace.
65. DANICA - June 20, 2008 7:50 PM
GOOD. WE DONT NEED HER HEAR. HER SIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN ON BABY BORROWERS!
66. Michelle - June 20, 2008 7:57 PM
looks like her zipper is half down...
67. alenka - June 20, 2008 8:20 PM
Why does she always have stains on her clothing?? Somebody needs to do a sweet montage of her stains.
68. Governor Huey Long - June 20, 2008 10:50 PM
I see that Jamie Lynn's baby daddy sploogied on Britney's sweater. Can't that guy keep it holstered for five minutes?
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70. Death to Spammers - June 21, 2008 11:36 AM
Here we go again with the spammers and phishing sites. I think the guys running this site must be asleep.
71. gerard Vandenberg - June 21, 2008 1:15 PM
yo know why?
CALIFORNIA DON'T WANT HER ANY LONGER!!
That's it folks!!
72. mafme - June 21, 2008 2:06 PM
When she's dressed like a normal person (boots excepted), she's kind of decent looking. I mean, if I didn't know who she was, I might hit on her a little... until she talked, anyway.
73. kristen - June 21, 2008 2:40 PM
It is pretty offensive the way everyone refers to the South. I've lived in New Orleans, Louisiana my entire life and never once have I spoken the way you are describing Southerners. Try not to be too ignorant next time.
74. anonymous - June 21, 2008 7:32 PM
her fly is ALWAYS down, because she can't zip her jeans all the way up, she wears them 2 sizes too small
75. g - June 21, 2008 7:53 PM
she has the ugliest droopy eyes I ever did see, and a fat beefy bull neck.
76. OhBritBrit - June 23, 2008 7:39 AM
Wow, her neck just gets wider and wider. Looks like a fullback in drag, that one.
Between that, the eternally present stain on her shirt, the sweaty UGH boots and her fly being down, I'd say she's just one spittle stream from a padded cell.
Girl ain't coming back. She might as well return to the trailer.
77. The Listener - June 23, 2008 8:00 AM
So what? She's got a stain on her shirt again and she's wearing boots again.
She still looks better than she has in a while and not at all crazy. That's a MAJOR step up from before.
78. Belle83 - June 23, 2008 9:51 AM
she looks extremely pissed that the paps are there
79. whatever - June 23, 2008 9:52 AM
75- not really. you're probaby a chinese girl with a goose neck, so you think you are hot.
80. Jessica - June 24, 2008 2:24 AM
She looks good here...except for the stain.
God, you almost had it Britney!
81. douchebag Mcgee - July 3, 2008 7:47 PM
Christ, as if living in louisiana isn't degrading enough,
this bitch is coming back?
Someone get my helmet specially modified to maintain my I.Q.
You know what?
Fuck it.
I'm moving out of the country.