Jun 27 2008Britney Spears & Kevin Federline are having a trial! YEAH! GET SOME!
Britney Spears and Kevin Federline met yesterday for a private mediation session in an effort to avoid bringing their custody battle to trial. It didn't work. But, however, Kevin's lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan spoke to E! News and says the talks were productive and both sides left happy. There was no mention of whether that involved giving Britney a Happy Meal:
"The mediation didn't result in an agreement that would avoid the trial set in August... The mood was comfortable, positive and it was a mood that was consistent with opening at least a great dialogue, which is necessary.
"Kevin has had sole legal custody since January. He wants that to become the permanent order at trial, and the visitation to be consistent with what the court expanded it to this week."
Of course, my sources tell me that part of the reason the talks failed is because Britney kept demanding "custardy." "Custardy!" she'd cry. "I want custardy!" Realizing things weren't going as planned on her Etch a Sketch, Britney switched to Plan B: Vadge in the eye. Everyone quickly turned in fear but not Kevin. No way. He wasn't backing down this time. Not now, not ev - Jumpin' Jesus it winked at him. SECURITY!
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Reader Comments
1. her - June 27, 2008 3:44 PM
talk about pink eye
2. Lola - June 27, 2008 3:46 PM
ha ha ha ha ha..... nothing surprises me about these 2 anymore
3. Larry - June 27, 2008 3:46 PM
I'd fuck her
4. rooney - June 27, 2008 3:53 PM
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she was thin a long time ago
5. Ted from LA - June 27, 2008 3:55 PM
I wouldn't fuck her with Larry's dick.
6. nipolian - June 27, 2008 3:59 PM
If both sides left happy......we know two things for sure:
1. Kevin was promised a large part in Verne Troyer's next sex tape.
2. Britney was promised a large bucket of Extra Crispy and a $50 gift certificate to K-mart.
7. Ok ok ok ok ok...okay - June 27, 2008 4:01 PM
Not bad, Fish. Not bad at all.
8. cate - June 27, 2008 4:02 PM
"Custardy"
Sounds like Mr. Superfish watches the Office ;)
9. whoops - June 27, 2008 4:05 PM
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10. Mike Oxbhig - June 27, 2008 4:06 PM
Call me KFed!
Actually, call me KFed's bitch...
LOG CABIN REPUBELICANS FOR McCAIN!!!!
11. WTF - June 27, 2008 4:06 PM
your brittney stories are getting fucking old.....move on.
12. Jones - June 27, 2008 4:22 PM
Ya know, I can't help it - I'd still hit her pooper. Everything else seems shot, but it only seems right to pay homage somehow to all those videos from back in the day. It'd be the Britney-style way of shaking her hand and saying "nice job".
13. @rooney - June 27, 2008 4:23 PM
330,000 starbucks cappuccinos, 250,000 bags of cheetos, 110,000 happy meals, oh and 2 children later... she'll never look like that again.
14. Grunion - June 27, 2008 6:00 PM
The donut shops near the courthouse must be wetting thier pants over this news
15. Edwina - June 27, 2008 6:32 PM
I hoped that it wouldn't go to trial to save money and drama. It would nice if Britney would accept the current visitation set up until she is fully stabilized for whatever her problem is. I think it's a waste of time for her to go to court, because the court will probably leave things as they are until she has a long track record of stabilization. I'm sure the court will want to see how she does if or when the conservatorship is over.
16. meee - June 27, 2008 8:07 PM
uh did you mean "vag"? because there's no 'd' or 'e' in vagina so i don't know why you'd include them in the abbreviation.
17. Thanthan - June 28, 2008 12:45 AM
But and however are basically the same word. You don't have to put them side-by-side Mr. Superficial Writer.
18. T - June 28, 2008 10:56 AM
Keep Fatney away from those kids. They will end up dead if that whore
is left to care for them.
19. gerard Vandenberg - June 28, 2008 12:39 PM
................WE MUST CHEER NOW?
20. CVS - June 29, 2008 5:04 AM
Leave Britney alone!
She's obviously preparing for the role of Mimi in the movie version of "The Drew Carey Show". And doing a great job, IMO.
21. Britney http://ukblackloving.com - June 30, 2008 3:21 AM
oh,Britney, i have not seen you for a long time.
22. Grunion - June 30, 2008 10:45 AM
Her hairline is fading faster than McCains election hopes.