Jun 19 2008Britney Spears flies home to learn where babies come from
Britney Spears is back home in Louisiana to be with her pregnant sister Jamie Lynn who's apparently close to launching another Spears into the world TODAY. Yay. People reports:
After taking an early morning commercial flight from LAX, the singer, 26, touched down in New Orleans on Wednesday afternoon with her father, Jamie, 55, her brother, Bryan, 31, and her assistant, Brett.
The Spears clan then headed home to the Spears family Serenity mansion in Kentwood.
I can almost envision the whole birthing process now: A doctor bursts through the door of Serenity mansion, instruments in hand.
"Wonderful," he says, "You've got the birth canal exposed. Fantastic. Let me take a look here-"
Y'ALLLLLL!
"Hell's bells, madam. I do declare I thought you were about to give birth. My apologies. Would you be so kind to point me in the direction of the woman in labor?"
Y'ALLLL THE Y'ALLL TO THE Y'ALL
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Splash News
Reader Comments
1. nancy - June 19, 2008 11:33 AM
Maybe she's looking to get a freebie on the ultrasound. I mean, she's pregnant, right?
2. Que - June 19, 2008 11:34 AM
Que easy!
3. miggs - June 19, 2008 11:35 AM
Great. She'll get into the hospital bed next to Jamie and the orderly will have to wash out two extra-wide extra-thick snail trails.
4. Syd - June 19, 2008 11:49 AM
She already had the baby...it was a girl?
5. nigssuck - June 19, 2008 11:50 AM
How come bitches must take there frustrations for being the color brown out on blond, white chix? We didn't ax to be born blond with milk color skin. Those fukin jealos, hatin bitches. Cute white women with blond hair be very leary when dealing with those black haters.
6. Gerald_Tarrant - June 19, 2008 12:03 PM
Maybe Brit should learn where a bra comes from first. I like nipples and all but when the nips are pointing at the toes, not so much.
7. New America - June 19, 2008 12:04 PM
Yo yo yo #6, ya'll white mutha fukkas dayz be numbered. We blacks and browns be takin over in this here country. The powers that be decreed it so. This will no longer be an industrious white country, In fact, the NWO hates white people. They want the world to be easily manipulated without an ethnic identity.
So die whitey (me too)
8. latty - June 19, 2008 12:04 PM
Yes, the baby is here!
Maddie Briann Aldridge.
9. veggi - June 19, 2008 12:07 PM
I'm going to make her an outfit out of Clorox disinfecting wipes..
10. Danielle - June 19, 2008 12:11 PM
@5
And apparently, so does your mother. You might wanna go check on her. I hear she's giving out free bj's in the alley behind the local walmart. Hurry up before she spreads that herp to other people such as yourself.
11. Mine - June 19, 2008 12:18 PM
Really #5 , before you make another racist post, step into an English or a Communications class, and try to better your grammar and spelling. Maybe then people will start to understand your ramblings.
12. Auntie Kryst - June 19, 2008 12:21 PM
Maddie Briann. Great another fuckin' bayou swamp rat born with a fuckin' odd spelling made up bayou swamp rat name. Remember when kids had names like Mike and Karen??
13. Danielle - June 19, 2008 12:25 PM
@12.
Bob and Bob.
14. lisa - June 19, 2008 12:25 PM
She is so beautiful. Her blog and photos were found at ---"C ele bmingle.com- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.
15. jennifer_hammond - June 19, 2008 12:44 PM
You really think Jamie Lynn is going to have a vaginal birth? No way, another too posh to push c -section. She doesnt want Casey to leave her for a tighter hole remember? lol. I hate this c -section explosion, its ridiculous.
16. WhatsTheDeal - June 19, 2008 1:40 PM
That's Funny, #9
17. mimi - June 19, 2008 1:48 PM
Haters SUK and Britney ROCKS!
18. m - June 19, 2008 2:21 PM
5. nigssuck - June 19
Britney isn't even a natural blond dumbass, her hair color and skin color come out of a bottle. She is naturally mousy brown haired with pasty skin that she colors orange. No natural beauty whatsoever.
19. Anonymous - June 19, 2008 2:27 PM
Today is one of the worst days of Twitney's life.
20. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - June 19, 2008 2:47 PM
I wonder if she's gonna give the spawn the obligatory drop on the floor, to welcome the little hick into the world.
21. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - June 19, 2008 2:47 PM
I wonder if she's gonna give the spawn the obligatory drop on the floor, to welcome the little hick into the world.
22. monkeyfightclub - June 19, 2008 3:03 PM
Britney should only be allowed in the cargo hold of airplanes.
23. Death to Spammers - June 19, 2008 5:03 PM
@14
I heard she prefers ***PhishingSite.Com***. They really need to do something about the spammers that keep posting here.
24. snarkymalarky - June 19, 2008 9:14 PM
Brit's parents sure make pretty girls but ugly guys (well, Brian, for that matter). Britney's tots are kind of cute though...so far. Anyways, I'm sure Britney is going "But IIIII wanted the girl, ya'll! No fair!!!" She's prob so jealous she'll try to pop out another one in the next year, in hopes of having a girl. Let's hope not.
25. disillusionisreal - June 20, 2008 7:32 AM
Y'all! I'm spewing coffee all over my lappy toppy! Thanks Superficial writer! You're the best morning friend ever!!! hahahahahahahahaha
26. gerard Vandenberg - June 20, 2008 1:00 PM
let me tell you: OUT OF A ANUS!!!
- they will become: SHIT-KIDS!!
27. JimmyChooChoo - June 21, 2008 11:48 AM
Why does Brit Brit always look like she's got a really thin mustache? Either her lip procedure never healed up or the girl needs some waxing.
And she used to be so hot. Bet she won't be going to any of her class reunions. She's just another trailer in the park....