Jun 6 2008Bobby Brown's son: I did Lindsay Lohan in the bathroom
Bobby Brown's son Landon, recently seen on MTV's Rock the Cradle by about five people, is claiming he had sex with Lindsay Lohan in a bathroom, according to The Sun:
He boasts: “Me and Lindsay got really, really close. She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together. I think she knew who I was when she first saw me. We were just staring at each other and she walked by. I walked into the bathroom and she followed me in.”
This story was almost believable until he said "I think she knew who I was when she first saw me." Then it became fiction. Brandon, Brandon, Brandon. Your anecdote had everything it needed to be taken seriously until you got greedy. I mean, all you had to say was you walked up to Lindsay and let her know that boys have a penis and a girls have a vagina. Then she had to have you. Now that's believable. In fact, Lindsay's reading this right now going "I don't remember that, but it sounds like something I would definitely do. Also, this is the best website in the history of Internet, and I'm rubbing my boobs on the monitor. Ignore the fact I'm talking out loud in this joke."
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Reader Comments
1. Anexio - June 6, 2008 2:41 PM
She gross
2. Feel_the_velvet - June 6, 2008 2:41 PM
Dude, smearing human feces on your face and having sex with Lindsay Lohan, while similar in experience, is actually not the same thing.
3. Rectal Phister - June 6, 2008 2:43 PM
I never did Lindsay in the bathroom, but I did do her in the butt once.
4. Danielle - June 6, 2008 2:45 PM
Yeah. And then she ran out of the bathroom and into the arms of Samantha Ronson and cried "I never want something that SMALL in me EVER again!"
..and then the two lovers went home and got busy.
5. STevec - June 6, 2008 2:46 PM
...then he took after his dad and slapped her around...
6. Coco - June 6, 2008 2:48 PM
There's a better chance she would recognize any of us than that guy
7. ph7 - June 6, 2008 2:49 PM
Lindsey getting her freak on! God for her - All 20 year old girls need to get their ass anonymously tapped now in then -
8. Dumb ass - June 6, 2008 2:50 PM
#4 shut it. Unless saMANtha has a dildo Lindsay ain't getting anything bigger than that.
9. mike - June 6, 2008 2:53 PM
his name is landon. not brandon.
10. FRIST!!! - June 6, 2008 2:53 PM
God Brandon, what a weird thing to bragg about..
11. sugarbutt - June 6, 2008 2:53 PM
Boy! We sure have missed the pointless ramblings of DanYELL
12. p911gt10c - June 6, 2008 2:54 PM
Clearly he's not that bright to be braggin about fucking Lohan. She's like the village bicyle, everyone's had a turn. He's not special in the least!
13. Jimbo - June 6, 2008 2:57 PM
Hey FRIST, Guess who is back??
14. Danielle - June 6, 2008 2:57 PM
@8. You WOULD know, wouldn't ya?
@11. Who the hell are you?
15. Auntie Kryst - June 6, 2008 2:58 PM
You just know that after the bathroom fuck that Lohan tried to smoke the potpourri and steal the decorative soap..
16. FRIST!!! - June 6, 2008 2:59 PM
Um...Shady??
17. FRIST!!! - June 6, 2008 3:01 PM
Hey Jimbo, Veggi invited us to her BBQ. Ok, she didn't but what say we crash it??
18. Natalie Fabian - June 6, 2008 3:08 PM
haha, who is bobby brown's son?! he got owned!
19. Jimbo - June 6, 2008 3:09 PM
Let's go!! Some good Southern BBQ sounds good and we both know Veggi's bar is fully stocked..
20. Courtney - June 6, 2008 3:12 PM
what the fuck is she wearing in those pictures?
21. Danielle - June 6, 2008 3:12 PM
Losers.
22. Danielle - June 6, 2008 3:15 PM
Forget about what she's wearing, the important question her is:
Why the hell is she sniffing her fingers??
23. veggi - June 6, 2008 3:15 PM
YAY! Drunken BBQ!!
Uh, did you guys get a look at those shoes?? What the hell are those??
shady... hahahaha
nice one auntie!!
24. Anonymous - June 6, 2008 3:16 PM
Hey Dina, better call your lawyer.
25. Trover - June 6, 2008 3:16 PM
Licking an ashtray is slightly more pleasurable and less hazardous to your health than boning LiLo. I would not brag about doing that used up hag. Een if it was true.
26. Will - June 6, 2008 3:22 PM
yeah right..... sure
this kid is trying to get famous by a bogus rumor he did Lindsey.
I mean his dad is only famous for being a world-class Jackass and loser
27. Auntie Kryst - June 6, 2008 3:23 PM
@23 Thanks Veggi, now what's this about a BBQ?? I can bring a bottle of Jameson and some from Gates BBQ sauce..
28. Danielle - June 6, 2008 3:25 PM
I couldn't get on the invite list, could I?
Even if I bring a keg?
=(
29. Jimbo - June 6, 2008 3:29 PM
@27 Auntie, have you ever been to a Bev Mo? Veggi's bar is twice that big. Your bottle of Jameson would only get in the way.. But you can never have to much booze..
30. Jimbo - June 6, 2008 3:35 PM
@28 Danielle, We are all crashing the party. You can come with us..
31. Auntie Kryst - June 6, 2008 3:35 PM
@29 Too much booze?? What is Tara Reid coming too? Fucking awesome!
32. shatmypantswithcake'nall - June 6, 2008 3:36 PM
she forgot to wash her hands after she pooed and had some shite caked on which she then rubbed off on the wall of the stall before leaving because they were out of toilet paper. she's sniffing to see if anyone else will notice the whiff of turd on her fingers
33. sniff that ass - June 6, 2008 3:38 PM
mmmm mmm finger lickin' guuuud
34. Danielle - June 6, 2008 3:39 PM
Okay, but I lied about the keg. I can only afford to bring a couple of bottles of ginger ale. Eh. I don't get paid until next Friday.
35. Jimbo - June 6, 2008 3:40 PM
@22 Danielle, You can't figure out why she is sniffing her fingers? She just walk out of a building with her lesbo girl friend Samantha. It is called SF!!
36. havoc - June 6, 2008 3:41 PM
Raise your hand if you HAVEN"T done Lindsey in a bathroom.......
.
37. quack - June 6, 2008 3:42 PM
hasn't everyone.
38. Hiding my real identity for no apparent reason - June 6, 2008 3:46 PM
ahhhhhhh, to be young and whorish!!
39. Danielle - June 6, 2008 3:46 PM
*raised hand* and disease free...
@35...ewww
40. Nathiest - June 6, 2008 3:46 PM
And why do we believe this person? Man you haters are sick when you got nothing real to twist you make up shit. besides who hasn't hookedup with a random person at a party in their past? This story is both bullshit. The things that you people choose to pick for the reason to hate someone is just stupid and hypocritical.
41. Lola - June 6, 2008 4:04 PM
#40
You know usually, I would totally agree that the story is totally fake. But since it's with this whore-bag, I can't help but believe it.
Li-Lo, it must be horrible to be black-listed by another one of your fellow whores and of all people, by Paris Hilton. I don't think you can ever get lower than that. If a walking disease such as Paris Hilton refuses to be seen with you or be friends with you, the only logical thing to do is crawl up in a whole and just die.... Sorry you talent-less fire-croth, you get no sympathy or love from me... OR anyone else for that matter.... Well your lesbo lover Samantha Ronson, but I'm pretty sure in due time, she'll dump you just like everyone else has done
42. ferlo - June 6, 2008 4:06 PM
#40, I agree with you. As hypocritical as it may be though, it doesn't make that kind of behavior okay...for anybody. So venting about it on people who earn millions of doh to live frivilously and be bad examples for our culture is fine. The truth is: it's the price they pay. Lindsay, like a lot of people, is clearly disturbed; and like a lot of people who aren't famous, she will continue to be gossiped about until she gets real help and starts to change.
43. Tommy Sneakers - June 6, 2008 4:18 PM
Did he get into daddy's crack stash again?
44. Tommy Sneakers - June 6, 2008 4:20 PM
Did he get into daddy's crack stash again?
45. Kim Lard-ass-ian - June 6, 2008 4:52 PM
Well as much as I am not keen on Li Lo this story has attention seeking piece of shit all over it (and that must be UGLY as FUCK too if his dad is Bobby Brown)
46. Barak Obama - June 6, 2008 5:03 PM
I did Lindsay in the bathroom once also. She fainted at one of my rallies. Then, like any good spear chucker, I slapped the crapp out of her for not telling me I am the new mesiah.
Freaking white trash.
She does have some nice titties though.
47. My Penis - June 6, 2008 5:09 PM
classy
48. sportsdvl - June 6, 2008 5:19 PM
I'm sorry, this is news? Who HASN'T done Lohan in a bathroom??
49. whitneyh - June 6, 2008 5:55 PM
That's his prerogative...
50. PeeeShaw - June 6, 2008 6:52 PM
Yeah. Right. A black kid knows who his father is. Sure.
51. my comment - June 6, 2008 7:07 PM
She shops at Hermes and still looks like she just crawled out from under a double-wide trailer home.
52. wet newspaper - June 6, 2008 8:39 PM
Eeeeewwwwwwww.
Lindsay is awful.
53. wet newspaper - June 6, 2008 8:42 PM
Linday Lohan and Adnan Ghalib(erace) should hook up.
They suit each other down to the ground.
54. friendlyfires - June 7, 2008 12:39 AM
1.)He's a liar on so many levels.
2.)THere are billions on this planet THe LoHAN will burst out the firecrotch for but NOT for:
a)Any self-confessed public issue of Booby Brown
b)The Superficial Writer and his Geekologie cubbyhole mate
c)me, but that's cos I wear garlic 24-7, especially around the groin, can't be too careful when dat firecrotch appears and it wants a sacrifice.
55. 1 MILF Hunter - June 7, 2008 1:18 AM
#35 - Jimbo, she'd be sniffing her arm up to her elbow if she "fingered" that sow.
56. muhmuhmuh - June 7, 2008 5:26 AM
Brandon or Landon?
57. b - June 7, 2008 10:35 AM
wow, big surprise that a nasty skank would fuck a money negro. I think i just threw up in my mouth.
58. b - June 7, 2008 10:35 AM
wow, big surprise that a nasty skank would fuck a monkey negro. I think i just threw up in my mouth.
59. gerard Vandenberg - June 7, 2008 1:59 PM
Do you think it's weird she's looking and acting soo cheap?
Girls who are almost broke do these things!!
A BIT OF A PANIC-REACTION!!
60. Frank - June 7, 2008 4:09 PM
So she's mudsharking now. I thought that maybe she had *some* standards.
61. Joey Paolini - June 7, 2008 7:17 PM
lindsay lohan is one sweet lady i wish i can get to know her
it wood make my day and year to
to you lindsay lohan some do love you
for how you are
62. mindy - June 8, 2008 1:32 PM
hey #40, i havnt hooked up with anyone that i never dated cause i have morals. and because im not a stupid whore like lindsay lohan and go have sex with random people for fun cause im prettty sure thats how aids and all that fun stuff gets spred.
63. Lady Armstrong - June 8, 2008 2:44 PM
His son's name is Landon... not Brandon. But then again, who cares?!!
64. krazihotkelli - June 8, 2008 4:31 PM
zhe iz z0 gr0zz!
65. hi - June 8, 2008 11:05 PM
I think he should see a doctor before his penis falls off.
66. Jack - June 9, 2008 7:58 AM
She is cute and sexy. She is also my favorite. I saw her profile on "S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m " last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.
67. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - June 9, 2008 10:10 AM
I see someone rescued those circa 1985 sneakers from a landfill and hosed them down. Good job.
As for Bobby Brown Jr... riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight... I'm sure Webster gets more pussy than him.
68. Terri - June 10, 2008 1:14 AM
Um his name is Landon.