Jun 16 2008Britney Spears. A bikini. VEGAS! This time terror doubles down

I'd still hit it

LOL..... she's a weird one

blue shirt dude seems happy to see her.

She is built like a man. There is a picture of her on TMZ and her legs are like tree trunks, she is huge. Her neck, arms, back, legs, are all so masculine.

Not a good top for her but better than Kim K.

That's a yum yum in my book...

On a related note: Fish, get up off your ass and fix this site! Posting here is more difficult than finding the device that is holding up Kim Kardashian's ass from the forces of gravity...

Looking GOOD Brit!

I still want to see the sex tape.

Run Fish. Smart money's on the Manic.

I am Britney's biggest fan, and she looks good, u haters r jus jelouse of her skinny body, she is talented and a gr8 mom! she's coming back!!!1

I LOVE U BRITNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

10- we are NOT a group of french lice..

Kim K may have a big fat ass, but at least she looks female, Britney looks like a man.

Yes, Jinky Jibes (beautiful name btw.)

We are SO "jelouse". Just by looking at those pics, it makes me wanna go down a 32 ounce pepsi, a JUMBO bag of cheetos and the entire Dollar Menu at McDonald's just so I can get that beautiful blotchy skin, flabby mid section and angelic voice of the GREAT Britney Spears.

What is the mating call of the southern female?

.....

Y'AAALLLL, Ah think I'm druuunk!

At least she didn't unleash that Godawful open-mouth grin of hers. Whew!

#14 fail

Shortly after these photos were taken.......Sean the Vegas cabana boy could be heard saying "I aint touching that fucking nasty towel".

#16 all deacons suck ass. Take your cig smoking ass back to law school and go to carolina or something. WF sucks. ;)

I refuse to see any more recent Britney pics. I'll stick with my collection from 2000, thank you very much.

#18 I'm trying to masterbate but can't quite get a hold of it. Will you hold it?

I like how she makes her paid friend wear a towel around her waste too..

Shitney looks like a manly hippo.

STFU dannilee, ur just a fat n jelouse looser. britney is better than u will ever be, and she is skinny and pretty!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111

Goddamnit..
waste = waist. I'm jelouse of good spellours. Don't h8.

hahaha Auntie!!

#23, i hope to God that English isn't your first language. Britney should be proud to have a fan like you.

Im a fat h8er looser..

Funny!!!! I really enjoy reading ur adventures with that beast.keep it up.

LMAO @ 24
*wipes a tear*
*sigh*

I fucking swear... if you are older than 18, stop using the fucking "UR" and "h8R" and all that other stupid shit, or we'll have to torture you the way they do Taliban prisoners and loop her albums 24/ 7 until your ears bleed. Stupid fucks...

Cannonball !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gee I wonder if Bally's still wants her as a spokesperson now that she is in such good shape. I'm guessing no.

Auntie, don't sweat it, I have TWO spelling bee trophies and still I spell things wrong sometimes.

Wate, no I don't..

I think she still looks good, and I'd tap her before I'd tap Kim Kardashian. They both vie for my affections all the time, and I always have to choose between them, and I always choose Britney. Then I look in the mirror and see how awesome I am, and I compliment myself. Then I get dressed.

Is she covering her pregnant belly? Or is that similar to Kim K. wearing a wrap around the waist? 'cause the camera adds 10.. imean 20-30 pounds.

Why do the sluttiest tramps always have a cross around their neck? strippers, porn stars, beached pop whales...

It's like if you take in the ass, or sleep with paparazzi and shit its all good as long as you are sporting the cross around your turkey neck.

She's still the hottest, by far.

I completely agree.... Please no more "h8R" or "UR" spelling.... That shit is annoying as hell and just plain juvenille
Shitney will always be Shitney and no one give cares about her silly ass

Love her.

Love.

Her.

LOVE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Nasty ugly woman. Who is she? I heard about her on a site called "popstarswithnotalentswhogotfatandlooney.com

Oh my god, wow, superficial writer has really been sucking hard lately at his witty comments.."monster"...dude, give it up...throw in the towel, you obviously are through with writing anything even close to funny, or even somewhat witty... You suck!! you're effing terrible....it's beyond dreadful.....The whole Brit thing is sooo over....find new material you douche bag...

You're looking great britney, loving the hair up in the crunchie like that for it reveals your neck and ears.

I've heard that Kevin continues to fuel the flame in your heart and I'm really pushing to see the two of you back together again -- for love, not the image.

Congratulations on all you've accomplished this past year. Love you lots! xoxo

Randal

RANDAL- I THINK YOU ARE AWESOME. YOU HAVE A GOOD SPIRIT. KEEP IT UP.

NATALIE

Okay, this is the last post I am going to make about this person. It is going to be vague and disjointed.

First and foremost, yes, she is fat, ugly, and untalented. Always has been, always will be. I have made this a mantra, along with a 4-letter word, and this last post about this individual is about something else, that is why the fourth word was retracted this one time.

She never had a chance. This goes beyond the standardized, boiler-plate parent(s) who guide or even force their children into the spotlight, for the money or to fulfill some lost opportunity of the over-the-hill caretakers. Deeper than that, and that is enough to say, it takes families generations to reach this point.

I think that BSpears and PHilton are two opposing ends, Spears going bottom-up, Hilton going top-down. They met at the middle for about 3 days, out of necessity. They both embrace artificiality to an inhuman degree. How far back it goes is interesting and moot, Paris in particular shows us something simple and definite, every photo, so pretty far.

And now this individual is serving a purpose, and doing it well. She never had a chance, and is so utterly devoid of talent, it is possible to do whatever it is. Freedom of choice, but how many choices are we aware of at the moment? Particularly the early one.

Don't understand this, copy and paste it and reread every once in a great while if it piques your interest. Over and out.

Last post about this person from me.

#24 lol

i'd still tap dat. you know she swallows like a champ.

Drop the towel Britney ... This is the 21st century. We all know you wear hair extensions, wear the same Go-Go boots rain or shine, eat Cheetos by the truckload, are having a bout with your own mortality and sanity, and we all know you're - less than fit & trim.
Jeezus - If Kim Lardassian can shine her big ole ass all over the place ...
then so can YOU Batgirl !!

@10 - What the hell did you just say ?
School - try it. But beware - it's not for all. You see - not everyone does the
"txt msg" yet and can still spell full words .... WITHOUT using numbers for visual aids. ( I felt like Jimmy Olsen trying to decode your secret message)
and I'm far from "Jealous" (spell police are everywhere ....)

she is crazy

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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks. It seems Britney is seeking true love online now. I saw her milllionaire da'ting s'ite ------"W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m**** last week. Good luck to her search.

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One of the best post ever! Good job fish!

What a ^%$&$%$ woman！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！The magazine SEEKING GOSSIP reported her joined the beautiful women for wealthy men personals site "S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m " and she is mentioned to find her sugar boy there! the magazine foolx she?？？？？？？ ？？？？？or fools us。。。。

I'm totally convinced now: SHE IS FINISHED, entirely!!

First and foremost, yes, she is fat, ugly, and untalented. Always has been, always will be.

???

you are blind.
I saw her live at the vmas in 2000. She was more perfect than anyone will ever be.
She still isn't ugly or really fat, just thick. It is hard to be cute if you wear your hair like that and don't know how to put on makeup anymore.

bottom up?
you must be 4 years old and know nothing of the years before you were born. I think she is the youngest person to ever have a diamond record.

hahahahahahahaha!!!!! I love the way you write, man! That was a beautiful story!!!!!

hahahahahahahaha!!!!! I love the way you write, man! That was a beautiful story!!!!!