Jun 10 2008Anne Hathaway's boyfriend under investigation - again

dump the zero and get with a hero.

Is that poo on his face?

Who Cares?

Que retarded!

That close-up of Anne in pic #4 looks like she's holding in a fart.

That close-up of Anne in pic #4 looks like she's caught a whiff of Danielle.

How do you want it... How do you feel?

More political bullshit from a dipshit fish.
You should really stick to bathing suits and tits because politics are way, way over your dumbass thought process.
Nice try though....

Her face looks like a product of Conan O'Brien's "If They Mated."

Patton, you are my hero. the fish-meister needs to not talk about things he can't understand. fucking liberal hippes. go watch more CNN you fucks!

MCCAIN 08

Wha? I thought that was Zach Braff.

Not for nuttin, but who could possibly be surprised that a wop with an O at the end of his last name failed to file a tax return for his "charity"?? Fuggedabouit.

@6. Actually I smell quite pleasant. You on the other hand, probably smell like Amy Winehouse's underwear.

Outside of apartment 817 Edgewood Terrace housing projects, D.C.

(knock, knock)
Danielle: Who's there?
(your father)
Danielle: Yeah riiiiight...

hrm, when did she stop "bing" a member?

@5 - Nice picture......your face looks like a hemmroidal asshole with eyes.

I just hope that the next time she is caught giving this douchesprocket a blow job on camera, she is wearing her Micky Mouse ears.

You really shouldn't give out your address over the net Bitchypoo.

Eeeeww, bug-eyed and creepy!

@19 - I know. Danielle's mouth looks like an asshole hit with a hammer.

@16. Glad to know you like it.

Hah Fish man, this guy must be an evil Republican.

Just don't look at Investors daily to see that I will raise the tax on a family of 4 making 50G's a marginal 197% or that a single mother of 2 (most women posters on this site) will get an increase of $1,684 a year. Don't you dare go look that up!

But, hey, at least I am not George Bush. I am Barack! The New Mesiah.

Oh, the compliments keep comin'.

@ 21 - It was sarcasm. Just like when I say, "nice weave"

@22 Obama, did you hear President Bush hired a trapper? Yea...he heard a coon and a beaver were trying to get into the White House.

Damn guidos.......

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@24. A weave and braids are two different things jerkoff.

Danielle is at it again today........The D&D servers must be down again.

@26 - either way, you still look like shit. But its good to know someone is keeping the memory of jheri-curl alive.

Cool, a political argument. Now we get to read the close minded comments of democrats and republicans. I hope you can all get together and repeatedly punch each other in the face until blood soaked shit oozes out of your unconscious bodies.

I actually find Danielle rather amusing. But I enjoy all kinds of torture, which is why I listen to country music, masturbate with sand paper, and pluck rather than shave the hair on my nuts.

@28. If I looked so much like shit, you wouldn't be paying me any mind.

This site used to be so funny. It totally SUCKS now. The pics are mediocre, the commentary is lame and the jokes are so contrived. Anyone have any better sites?

#29 - But no, seriously, what do you really think?

@31 - Think whatever you have to if it helps you sleep in the projects at night

#32 try www.gofuckyourselfyoubitch.com.

So he avoids paying taxes AND gets to cream into Ann's mouth? He's my new personal savior!

I too, would love to not pay taxes and shoot a protein shake into Ann's gaping pie hole.

Does he have any leaflets or information as to where I can sign up?

@34. Uhhh, yeah. I'll be sleeping in the projects as soon as you move out of the trailerpark...which is NEVER.

this guy's picture is next to the word "douche" in every language's dictionary.

#32 - C'mere... have a seat... that's it, right here (pat pat)... so... what's troubling you? Do you find the posts boring, the pictures, the commenters, or all of the above? It's ok, speak to your inner child and just let it out... you can always go to dlisted or yeeah.com or mediatakeout.com... but the you wouldn't have gems like #14 or #31.

You kno wit is one thing for a hot chick to wind up with an asshole... a totally different thing for to wind up with an asshammer... This guy is a complete asshammer...

To #35:
Oh, little coffeebean. You are SO smart. That was SO CLEVER of you to think of that website. Do you write for this site? You must with your pithy comments. I bet the whole trailer park celebrated when you got your GED. "Yeeeeeehawwwwwww, our little coffeebean done garaduated. Git out the celebratin' moonshine, mama!"

#41 - (crickets)

Despite all the makeup, hairstyling and wardrobe she still screams NERD. From far she looks great, but up close she has a nerd nose, geek eyes and a dork smile, and she's pasty as dweebs always are, she's just a little homely under all the layers of hollywood stylist intervention and her man looks like Trumps son; fat, spoiled, filthy rich, old man face and greedy as they come. His "charity" is a joke just like it is for 99.9% of the sickeningly wealthy.

What is most hilarious is that this idiot douchemeister crook looks like a
FAT ZACH BRAFF!!!

#41, when i read your first line, i thought you were addressing Danielle! you know, because she's BLACK! HAHAHAHAHAHA. i crack myself up sometimes. :)

Oh "Obama" you slay me. Keep crying about raising taxes. I've got a great way for you to not pay taxes at all and you'll have everything you'd ever want in a neo-conservative regime: move to North Korea. Seriously, go. Right now. I'll drive you to the airport. Now can we get back to oogling at Anne's BOOOBZ? YAAAY BOOOBZ!!!

I cannot stand Anne's boyfriend Rafi. He is classic Euro Trash. He has been stealing and evading taxes for years.

If she cares one iota for her career, she will get rid of him-fast. By now she may have realized that his gorgeous apartments, yachts, and cars are financed by people's money he is meant to be using for investing. This does not entail taking Anne to $400 dinners at Morimoto.

Ugh.

How old is that guy??!!

@5 I almost peed my pants when I read your first comment, that's so TRUE! ;D I bet my face looks the same, when I hold a fart xD

#44 - Now now... tsk tsk tsk... we don't love or hate damnYELL because she's Black... we dislike her because she's an asshole. Much like her and an attractive miilionare with a bangin' body and a great personality, there's a world of difference there...

#43 I thought that too. This guy is a poor man's Zack Braff. Yikes.

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Cute couple. It seems thay are happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site """""W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m""""" last week. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?

RichPort, i was just saying....you know. it was the first thoguht that came to my head and i just thought it was hilarious! but other people can pick on her about being from the 'hood, and her weave and stuff :( why can't i join in the black joke fun???

and yes, she is an asshole. i will agree.

#50 What are you looking for on this site? Looking for your asshole? Let us hand you it.

#51 - I kid of course... she's Blacker than a clean chalkboard in the attic at midnight during a, well, er... blackout...

Not paying taxes?!? Similiar to some democrat hack we all know...Keith Olbermann.

#49. Indeed and that's saying something since Zach Braff is a poor man's Zach Braff. If that makes any sense; basically he's just a poor porr little manboy with zero ability to build muscle, grow a chin and not have his face taken over by his nose.

The best line on scrubs ever; during some conversation where JD is next to Dr. Kelso, Kelso says " I have nothing against ugly people," then turning and looking at JD he says "no offense champ" and JD responds "Why would I take offense to that?" Ahhh so funny, I love when character insults are clearly thinly veiled insults to the the actors. The dude doesn't wear an ugly mask so it's pretty effin' personal. Ever since Braff threw a pissy hissy fit like a little girl when he got punked I've always disliked that tool. Plus on the scrubs DVD's the director and producers make it clear that he's a little diva.

INVESTIGATE THE SUCKER!!

This girl Anne does nothing for me.
Textbook example of someone that women think is "beautiful" when most guys would rather take the skank in Theta Kappa in school.

WHO'S WITH ME??!

Edgewood Terrace??? Oooooh shit!
I thought DanYELL's hood was Barry Farms?

#57. I am Dude, but I'm a woman. See my comment at #43.

JD #52: Oooh, good one. Get Keith for a whopping $2100. At least his tax evasion wasn't on the scale of Jack Abromoff and win politcal favors with the Chimp In Chief: "The corruption scheme with Mr. Abramoff is very extensive," Alice S. Fisher, head of the Justice Department's criminal division, said at a news conference with other high-ranking officials of the Internal Revenue Service and the FBI. "We're going to follow this wherever it goes."

The Republicans are doomed. Get used to it.

I can and have done naughty things with her.

pfft fish you know he can't possibly be a Republican unless he's also caught soliciting gay sex from an underaged boy! Don't you know anything?

All y'all knows dat oz a thug, an' ah'll be da Prezadint,
An' y'all iz gonna bug, when ah drops dis litto hint,
Oz gonna take all Whitey's shit, so's you knows dat oz legit,
You knows dat ah speaks da troof, B'cuz behin' me is all da yoof.

Az long az ah gots dat teleprompta, oz gonna be ridin' dat hellacopta.

Mareen Wun, know ah'm sayin'?

#22 and #63 Y'all be good Boy's cause'n when i gets my buut in ocif i be hangin da black folks, sendin dem mexicans back, and macking sho all da utter imigants pays fo me and pur white peoples to live happy in our trailo's!! My boyee Bush didn't get it done so i fitna have to do it meself.

Go Repuk...i mean republicans 08! YEHAWWWWW

Anne is pretty, which makes me hate her. She shouldn't have dated a wop, and certinely not for his money. She's a whore, although I wish I could find a girl like her somewhere in suburbia. Good luck with that, huh?

He kinda looks like a fat Zach Braff....

Whoever is pissed off about the Republican comments are over-reacting. That's another problem with Republicans: they take things far too seriously.

What really gets me is why so many alleged Republicans read celebrity gossip websites. Don't they have some moral values to protect or something? Besides, McCain said he would veto beer. No way he's getting elected now.

This story is sort of old news. The media already know this guy is a HUGE Democrat, but kept it quite.

He's best buddies with the Clintons, so he's definitely dirty.

Anne can do sooo much better.

Yes, but let's talk about how gorgeous she is. I mean...COME ON.

She needs to dump this Euro trash prick, kick his tax evading ass back to Italy, and hook up with a real man...like me! Not only would I rock her body, but I would let her know what it's like to date a guy who's not constantly being investigated or arrested for finance crime. I'm the best of both worlds!

@71 pleaaaaaaaaaase stop it and come back to earth

HAHAHAHAHA look at the little sheep still fighting over left and right politics. Keep living in your false realitty.

At the risk of sounding jealous, why is she with this dude? He must have an awesome personality because he looks like a total douchebag. The kind of guy that you'd like to punch in the face 5 seconds after meeting him,

You know, there have been a LOT of rumors for a few years now that she's actually gay... a femme whose tastes run from femme to soft butch. The lesbian community always refers to her with a bit of "nudge nudge wink wink", like it's common knowledge in the gay community. She could have at least chosen a beard (sorry... a merkin) that seems less... douchebaggy.

okay may I just say that it is sorta annoying to be looking through the comments and having to read the arguments of danielle and big meanie and who ever else is out there isn't the comments supposed to be about the (stupid) pictures and articles not other freaking crap. so just leave comments about the pics and article and nothing else even if you say the pics and article really really suck. (which they do)

ann hathalay is perfect actors