Jun 9 2008Amy Winehouse singing racist song in spectacular Crackovision

Let me be the FIRST to say:

Hoe.Sit.Down.

I just threw up in my mouth a lot.

This is one time that I am thankful for the censer star!

Danielle is more hilarious than the current superficial writer.

Throw up much anyone? I know I did.

Fuckin' little shits, you call that destroying a hotel room? Where's all the smashed furniture and busted TVs? Hold a min...What's that Bonham? Oh right, yeah, where the hell is the red snapper.

amy crackhouse is such an ugly bitch

The normal people looking at this are repulsed, but the crack addicts just started jonesing as soon as they saw the crack rocks . . . you know, people like veggi . . .

Why, thank you.

Praying for Amy.

My eyes! My eyes!!!

hmmm, where the hell IS my crack rock?? Dammit!!

Sad... she has the nipples of a much more attractive woman...

Why oh why does anyone still pay attention to her???

Amy,

Your music and physical beauty cannot be surpassed. You have revitalized a style of music that had been too long dormant, and your successes have been as well earned as any illicit substances you purchased on the street corner. Yes, you deserve to spoil yourself, but I beg you to continue applying the ointment for your skin condition: Youe illness is serious and needs to be addressed.

Put on the lotion, Amy...

C'mon Amy... The lotion is right there in the basket...

GOD! IT PUTS THE LOTION ON IT'S SKIN! IS IT STUPID? DOES IT NOT KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN.

IT PUTS THE LOTION ON IT'S SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!

There, it does what it's told...

I'd post me... I'd post me...

- Randal

thanx thesuperficial

Amyyy your stupid?

yeahh true very stupid

I don't understand how this broad isn't in jail. I mean, what are the police waiting for? Who cares how "talented" (I use that loosely because I am not a fan of her music or her voice) she is, she needs help. As in jail time & a looooong stint in a rehab sober-living environment. We're talking at least a year. She's a complete joke at this point.

man those are some NICE NIPS

who fuckin cares about anything else

(fap fap fap fap fapfapfapfapFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP!!!)

Fake video, we all know Europeans could never be guilty of such racial intolerance..

@15 HAHA!

Agree with Elliot_Spitz_On_Her and yourmom: Those nipples look yummy, no matter what.

You know, in the scale of things, racism is one of Amy's really minor problems...

Sooo, actually, you all agree with the Jimbo troll?? hahahaha!! gross..

These should have been tagged with NSFHE (Not Safe For Human Eyes)

OK, I didn't watch the video. But I immediately filled in the melody of her "song", which is actually pretty funny when you sing it to its intended tune:

Head, shoulders, knees and toes. Knees and Toes.
Head, shoulders, knees and toes. Knees and Toes.
And eyes and ears and mouth and nose.
Head, shoulders, knees and toes. Knees and Toes.

And, no, I'm not a racist. I just think it's funny that she made up a little diddy to that song.

as one who could not care less about animated mannequins like Hayden whatever her name is and who's kind of in love with Amy, why is my NSFW not NSFW? stupid stars stay there.

America's Funniest Home Junkies......

So the fuck what?

.

figured it out. not a disappointment! beautiful.

the inside of his nose is busted. thats one nasty snaggle tooth too.

There's so much in these pictures that says it all about the magnificent Amy.
Just peruse through the pics and you find.
1. Scabbies.
2. A deep puss filled nasty looking gash. No silly, not Amy, I'm talking about the one on her left Thumb.
3. A corpse striking a sexy pose wearing a $5 frock from Value City.
4. A close-up of two junkies making out with some crack (or maybe puss) in their noses and crack (or maybe puss again) on their tounges *AS THEY EXCHANGE IT FROM ONE MOUTH TO ANOTHER* (BTW - Two hot chicks doing that with some guys spluge however, is a beautiful thing)
5. A sweet looking prison issue tat on her left tit that lovingly says "Blake" with what looks like a pair of jockey shorts underneath.
And the strangest of all
6. Blake has a great set of teeth. They're not sticking out at all kinds of grotesque angles like most English mouths. And HE HAS HARDLY ANY CAAVITIES! Shouldn't his teeth be rotting out of his mouth by now?

BTW - The drugged out look in pic #3 is how she looks most of the time now. WHich means of course that she's desperately ill, which also means IT'S TIME TO HAVE THAT BABY!

Damn she's hot!!!!

I'd fuck her. It's not like she's black.

Hey Veggi, Thanks for sticking up for me..

You are such a giver Andy!!

You are such a giver Andy!!

@31.

Yeah, and even if she were, you still couldn't fuck her. You're dickless.

I never knew Amy was such a student of fine art.

I was trying to place the melody of that song, and suddenly realized that it's an old drinking song.

here's a recording of by the one and only Wally Cox (a former roommate of Marlon Brando when both were struggling actors), complete with some kickass yodeling. I just hope this jump works.

http://www.themadmusicarchive.com/samples/w/a/Wally_Cox_-_There_Is_A_Tavern_In_The_Town.m3u

If clicking doesn't work, just cut and paste.

Wish I could say the same about you, Dan(ielle). If you accumulate enough of those gubment checks, maybe you can finally get that procedure.

@37...ummm, say what?? You couldn't fuck a dead dog if it gave you consent, you spineless fuck.

And the government check jokes are getting LAME. Come up with a better insult trailerpoo. Kay?

Yeah I'll try to keep as up-to-date as "say what"...

Danielle, will you go play with fire please?

@39. Whoops. Was I supposed to speak in your native tongue?? Sorry, but I don't know assanese.

And sugarbutt?? Why dontcha remove the sugar and stick your head back where it belongs.

Amy being cracked out is old news. Crackheads do weird shit. But, did you notice Amy's monster sideburns? Damn! She could give Elvis a run for the money....

nice song.

Hate to say this, but it's the best picture of her I've seen in a long time.

Although that's really not saying much.

And is that a hair-net in her bee-hive??

Another day on the Fish... no wait, that's just damnYELL. Close your mouth, it smells like the ocean in here.

@45.

Maybe YOU should close your legs. Its starting to smell like...we'll, you.

OH. MY. GOD.

SASQUATCH HAS RETURNED!

Seriously...I was just saying to my spiritual advisor the other day....I haven't had any enormously fat, illiterate welfare mothers who work at the DC DMV try to insult me on line lately....

@48.

...you sure about that?? Didn't your mom just by a Mac?

@48.

...you sure about that?? Didn't your mom just buy a Mac?

AW! Yo Momma Jokes!! Don't get us started, Chubs. You know how this ends up.

So where ya been, DanYELL? They turn off the internet service down at Barry Farms?

JRZ!!!

So, um, hi danielle... did you think about that proposition I made to you, you know, the one where if you promised to stop frightening children by leaving the house I'd stop trying to get you deported to Sierra Leone? Well at least half of you could go...

@51.

Chubs?? Bitch please. Your fat ass probably weighs more than Free Willy. How many kids do you have again?

And actually, I've been on here, I just haven't been commenting. But its funny though, the day I start to comment again (which was yesterday) EVERYONE starts to appear. You, Bitchport...THE WORKS.

Damn I'm famous.

RICH!!!!!

*runs toward each other with arms outstretched....DanYELL vomits something that looks like a small landfill of chicken bones and grape soda*

Great to see the whole dysfunctional family is back together. Wait, where's FISHSTICK??

It's funny too, I mean that you're here and all danielle, because, and I shit you not... no wait, this right here is funny... so I'm walking down the street and I step on a piece of shit... still streaming, freshly churned, dog scratching the pavement below in unfettered glee, and I scream as I normally would when this happens "I just stepped in a huge fucking pile of damnYELL" to which my wife responded, "eeeeeewwwww"... seriously, she said it just like that... and so I say, I says, "Honey, where are you going?" to which she replies, and here's where it gets weird, she says "I'm going to the DMV..." and here I sign into the Fish today and lo and beHOld, as you would say, here you be. Amazing.

How's UDC, DanYELL? did you get that degree so you can begin to work at Best Buy yet?

ROFLMAO!! @54...ok, THAT was mildly funny.

Bitchport...not so much.

Actually, I think I conjured her up, Rich....I had a nightmare and I screamed out PUMP FAT...and, well.....here she be.

Jrz, I think you meant UFC, though that's an easy mistake. I think her stage name in the Octogon is The Gorilla. I mean she even makes Patrick Ewing look somewhat evolved.

*blank*

Oh boy, I'm staring to get the feeling that this isn't gonna be like old times.

"Oh boy, I'm staring to get the feeling that this isn't gonna be like old times."

...uttered by Danielle's dad when, wearing kneepads and greeted by a horrified priest in the rectory, decides that it was never him after all, just the fact that he was 11 at the time.... succor the children indeed...

I meant KFC

WTF!?!?!?!?!?

Her mediatakeout.com name is 1FLYB1TCh. She was nice enough to post a picture too...

http://i13.tinypic.com/2s805r5.jpg

Bland. Just...Bland.

I would think you trannies would have at least gotten your shit together when I was gone.

You're still using the same old knock knock jokes from before. Shame.

Anywhoo, I'm out of here. [Until tomorrow that is].

Toodles, Bitch...Jrzmommy aka Jizzbucket, and whoever the fuck else is a part of my back of bitches.

Disclaimer:

*any communication that goes down after this post between a "Danielle" is pure fabrication.*

Everytime danielle jumps up and down in disgust, and earthquake wipes out 80,000 people in Asia...

back of bitches?

um, and that's QUEEN Jizzbucket to you, Pump Fat.

Just kill this ueless piece of shit bitch already.

^^my bad. "useless" piece of shit bitch. Her talent shines through more & more.

Stop hating on Danielle. She's cute and funny, love ya hun!

Figures we'd get this mess on a thread about a mess.

I've got to be honest, whenever there is any article about A. Wino I scroll right past it. I only reversed back to leave this comment.

I know she will do anything, absolutely anything, to get our attention. Absolutely anything.

Eventually, she will sever off both her legs at the kneecaps, just to stay in the tabloids for just one additional week.

And when she does it, I will scroll right past the article about it.

This worthless nasty scarred up dying whore can't sing. Why does she sing in that old style? Fuckin hack. She is a disgrace and should be in jail.
She is being protected.

She is ugly all right, but not half as ugly as her "husband". I can't stand to look at this guy, the sight of his greasy curly hair makes me sick, it must stink under that dirty hat. Now we see that he's got yellow-greenish teeth with cavities, too. Gaaahhh....

What a waste of talent!

wow. I kinda feel sorry for her. someone really needs to help her.

Hilarious. I'm going to be singing that awesome song all day.

:Yawn:

anyone COMPLAINING or THROWING UP,

you might wanna suck a dick a little bit maybe
taste semen a little bit maybe
shave your balls a little bit may be
suck some dick

THOSE NIPPLES ARE SO GOD DAMN NICE

so GOD DAMN nice

so GOD fuckin damn NICE

WHO. FUCKING. CARES. ABOUT. the REST.

i spanked it while listening to her song in the video

"i came"

cause im a REALL MAN baby
im all man

im ALL MAN

those are some FINE motherfuckin specimens

See, I do for youuuu

http://www.flickr.com/photos/lamujertallo/2185741716/in/set-72157605236826458/

you DONT DO FOR ME

u people scare me......

Hello, err

how old are you, what sex, where do you live, where were you raised
what do you do, etc

interested..

WHY SO SCAREme ?

Hello, err

how old are you, what sex, where do you live, where were you raised
what do you do, etc

interested..

WHY SO SCAREme ?

Well we all know she's a ugly cracked out junky and now she's a racist (not that most people haven't used a hand full of those words themselves) but While everyones saying how stupid she is, she sure has a lot more money than anyone reading this colom I'm sure. So she must have done something right at some point in time and your all just jelious because you can't afford to stay waisted 24/7! The way I look at it if you can make that much money with out really doing anything (I mean how hard is it to sing?) you probably should kill your self with drugs and alcohol, it's the only way it makes things even remotely fair for the rest of us. Besides if she wants to make a laughing stock out of her music and her life and probably get Hep C in the process Why the hell do we care? It's her money, her body, her life, and her reputation, We should be thanking her for giving us something to laugh at and a reason to make us feel just a little bit better ablout our own lives. You can always say "Hey it could be worce, I could be Amy Whinehouse!"

So I just wanna say,

THANK YOU AMY!!! THANK YOU FOR BEING A CRACK WHORE!!! THANK YOU FOR STAYING SO HIGH YOU DON"T EVEN CARE THAT THE WHOLE WORD IS LAUGHING AT YOU!!! AND THANK YOU FOR BEING SO GOD DAMN UGLY!!!

Does anyone know what's the song playing in the beginning and at the end of the video?

Uh, did Amy forget that she's a Jew? Then again, what does know since she's a crack smoking wreck.

Uh, did Amy forget that she's a Jew? Then again, what does know since she's a crack smoking wreck.

I hope she does "Me Chinese, me play joke, me put pee pee in your Coke" for an encore.

According to the Talmud, only Jews have souls, so she can say whatever she wants about other races/nationalities.
We - the goyim filth that trespass on Yahweh's Earth - are just animals and therefore by celestial decree she can do whatever she wants regarding us lesser beings.
Not that I in particular agree with this. I feel at times the incorporeal essence of existence (must be when I am drunk) and magnificence of extrastellar light on dark nights when the spirits slips in silence. Of course for me that is a delusion. I am a beast of burden. Amy is in touch with the divine, God bless her or rather Her god blesses her.
Not mine.

These nips are the same color as the skin elsewhere. Normally this would be interesting and different. But it's got many diseases.

PS: And a smelly cooch run!

nice amy winehouse nip slip pic. i am going to jack off to this for hours tonight and blow several loads. i love amy winehouse

Ok really!!?? Where danYELL?? I was loving this !!!!

Ok really!!?? Where danYELL?? I was loving this !!!!

Oh come on now. 3 inch diameter areolae can't be all bad!

Throw her in a drunk tank for a few days, dip her in chlorine, and you're good to go!

that shit is still alife

Well, what an a$$hole friend she's got.

Because of idiots like her, the rest of us gets arrested when we smoke crack : )

Because of idiots like her, the rest of us gets arrested when we smoke crack : )

Because of idiots like her, the rest of us gets arrested when we smoke crack : )

#80--> Your dad should have shot the load meant for you, on the wall, instead of inside your mom's cunt. What a fucking retard! Go kill yourself!

Smoking heroin is a waste! Do it right or do something else.

why do i read these things?also,to JULESer ;none of your business u hyperactive...thing....

those are strange nipples.

#84 --- PLEASE GET A HOBBY.

he swore on her life..

you all are so lame...oh yea let me and my online buddies tag up on one person who makes a retort to a idiotic comment from a stupid ass fucked up excuse for an american
...
pull your angry inch from your asshole
jrz/richport-your the reason why i'm embarrassed to be white.

OK now what do Gook and Nip mean lol ?

C'mon, this is just one more Christ hater that proves that white people and jews are from the devil!

her left one looks a little pepperoni nipple to me, gross

So Nikky Raney whats your hobby? reading this crap?

NSFH - not safe for humans

she looks like hot trash. I love that shit.

WHA, I agree with you. Those guys are obviously dickless wimps that no race would claim. Maybe that's why they're so angry. It's pathetic.

hi why is eveyone fighting?????

Dude she's hot in this pic. Her nips are nice pink. I'd take her over assface tila tequila any day

hahahaha!!