Jun 27 2008Amy Winehouse not completely looking like Death
Amy Winehouse is out of the hospital and it looks like her stay did some good. For once she doesn't look like warmed over shit in make-up. I'm not saying I'd want to "hit that," but if it were suggested, I wouldn't completely try to bludgeon my own penis. And speaking of male genitalia, scope out this excerpt from the latest Rolling Stone. Writer Claire Hoffman sat outside Amy Winehouse's apartment and found herself invited in by Beehive Typhoid Mary:
"I'm on a strict put-weight-on diet. I love food. I'm just stressed out." She returns from the kitchen with an oozing white-bread-and-banana sandwich, on which she sprinkles potato chips. She hands Nicole her laptop, which is caked in fingerprints and smudges, and asks her to show me the photographs of Winehouse and her husband making out, the two of them mugging for the camera like Mickey and Mallory, passing pills to each other with their tongues. Winehouse gets up for more food. Nicole continues the slide show, and suddenly the screen flashes Winehouse's blurry face, taken from above with a phone in one hand and a gigantic penis in her mouth.
Wow. There's a mental image for the ages. And, now, to answer your burning question "Why? Why would you do that!?", the immortal words of Van Morrison (made famous by Rod Stewart):
Have I told you lately that I love you
Have I told you there's no one else above you
Fill my heart with gladness
take away all my sadness
ease my troubles that's what you do
Best readers ever. That's you guys. Stay in school.

Reader Comments
1. RIP - June 27, 2008 3:04 PM
Are you gonna off yourself or something, fish? That last comment almost sounded nice... coming from you.
2. Mike - June 27, 2008 3:05 PM
Needs to lose more weight.
3. Sam - June 27, 2008 3:06 PM
Come on, be a pro. That picture MUST be posted with this story.
4. Jimbollina Seville - June 27, 2008 3:06 PM
I for one am shocked
mostly by lightning bolts
5. Angus - June 27, 2008 3:08 PM
"Gigantic" you say? hmmm...so that was Amy a couple of weeks ago. I was sure who it was. Man, were we ever wasted...
6. syn - June 27, 2008 3:08 PM
If she looks any better than usual, it is completely accidental. You know they don't cast a reflection. As for being out during the day, I can't explain that...but I'm working on it.
7. Lola - June 27, 2008 3:10 PM
@ pic 3
mmmm....looking good girl!
8. p0nk - June 27, 2008 3:13 PM
when did Van Morrison start doing Rod Stewart covers?
9. p0nk - June 27, 2008 3:15 PM
wtf is she stressed about? whether to smoke or inject? decisions, decisions...
10. Ted from LA - June 27, 2008 3:15 PM
She looks great. She must be hitting the gym and doing Yoga.
11. Mike Oxbhig - June 27, 2008 3:15 PM
The more she looks like a man, the more I want to get naked and slather myself in jergens. I would love to smoke her dandruff in some bible papers. just think about the chemical content.
12. no - June 27, 2008 3:21 PM
Rod stewart actually sang that song
13. Rob - June 27, 2008 3:24 PM
Van Morrison? thats Rod Stewart. Now if it was a pic of Amy Winehouse with a finger in her Butt than i guess you could reference Van Morrison's "Brown Eye Girl".....
14. idk - June 27, 2008 3:26 PM
does anyone else notice what shes holding in ger right hand...
15. veggi - June 27, 2008 3:26 PM
How on earth did nobody realize that it's ROD STEWART'S song?!?!?! Wake up people!!!!!!!
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17. Mr. Sleepyhead - June 27, 2008 3:27 PM
Is that a bottle of Jack Daniels in her hand? Looks like she's switching from one additiction to another.
The rest of the article was just a little too much information.
18. sportsdvl - June 27, 2008 3:29 PM
She looks decent in those pics, I'd do her.
Just to be safe, I would put a bag over her head and then one on mine in case hers fell off.
19. Mike Oxbhig - June 27, 2008 3:30 PM
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20. whatever - June 27, 2008 3:32 PM
Van Morrison wrote it. Rod Stewart made it famous. Doesn't anyone get that? Probably not, because it's not as important as the fact that those three bottles of crap liquor were chugged immediately after those pictures were snapped.
21. Deacon Jones - June 27, 2008 3:33 PM
@1
Nah, it's Friday, he's drunk
22. gffasdf - June 27, 2008 3:38 PM
can u believe nelson mandela told naomi campbell not to come to his birthday party cuz she was wearing some of his anti apatheit gear while havin a fit at a london airport BUT lets this slag sing at his private charity concert??
he obv just wants to hav sex with amy winehouse...that kinky old bastard!
23. alex troy - June 27, 2008 3:38 PM
"have i told you" was written by van morrison. hence, the fish's comment that it was MADE FAMOUS by rod stewart.
24. Dead Pool - June 27, 2008 3:40 PM
She'll get fat as hell. She needs to put weight on slowly with a higher protein diet - not a high empty calorie diet. I don't really care. If she lives to November, I lose massive points in my dead pool.
25. Drunkman - June 27, 2008 3:41 PM
She's so fucking decrepit...she needs to be euthanized
26. Starbucks - June 27, 2008 3:43 PM
I think she looks cute in these pics.
27. my comment - June 27, 2008 3:48 PM
Get well soon, Amy!
Show all those no-talent whores how it's done.
28. Bobulo - June 27, 2008 3:51 PM
Real boozers wouldn't touch those little bottles, not worth the effort.
29. Lola - June 27, 2008 3:53 PM
good LORD it took a shower for once..... HA.... no she doesn't look like death.... death looks a whole lot better than this..... i think the reason she cleaned up a bit is because it was her anniversary with "my blakey" and she had to spend it all alone.... with her liquor and junk food
30. pistola - June 27, 2008 4:04 PM
she's not pretty. she has problems.
but i love this woman. she is incredibly talented. and she doesn't give a fuck about what anyone writes or thinks about her... including us.
31. Evil - June 27, 2008 4:09 PM
Wow.................... I want to see that picture.
32. Harry Ballzack - June 27, 2008 4:17 PM
Pocket Rockets - Hell Yeah !!
A rocket of J.D - Wild Turkey & De-Luxe Vodka
She's a woman on a mission.
33. Koko - June 27, 2008 4:36 PM
I have to wash little cottage cheesy bits of green and gray puke out of my keyboard now...
34. big teeth - June 27, 2008 4:48 PM
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......... wasn't this site funny before it started posting nothing but Amy Winehouse and anonymous chicks in bathing suits?
35. She does not care what anyone thinks of her... - June 27, 2008 4:57 PM
...which is pathological. Normal people care what others think of them. She doesn't care because she is a rich drug addict, you dumb cunt. What does she do with her life when she is not howling horrible for absurd amounts of money? She doesn't read anything other than tabloids. NO hobbies I would imagine. She does lots and lots of drugs and that is OK with you because you think she is "cool".
Do you listen to any pure nonderivative music at all dear? Just pure music instrumental be it jazz or classical or what have you?
Nah it has to be easy and about easy stuff like love and fucking and this day this and that day that.
Simpletons.
Here's hoping she fades to black once and for all.
36. Unraveller - June 27, 2008 5:46 PM
#35, you're harsh but I like your style. Anyone who says this vacuous scarecrow is "talented" always have the same standard of reference -- Britney Spears. Everything comes down to Britney Spears, and how Amy Winehouse really SINGS, but Britney uses a vocoder, and Amy Winehouse has so much passion, and Britney is so commercial and her songs are only good for a mall or the gym, and and and.... As if these are the only two pop musicians in the world, and the Amy Winehouse fans have more refined taste.
These are the same people who think "Any President would be better than Bush." Well, actually no, the system is corrupt right to its core... Just because one is bad, doesn't mean the other is good. It's all arranged -- all you'll ever get is different forms of crap that trick you over and over again, until you see through all the media black-magic you're bombarded with. So try one of those other 900,000 musicians out there. Travel back to the Baroque... Get into death metal... But by all means, turn off your fucking television.
37. mamadough - June 27, 2008 6:31 PM
did they ever check her for worms? that might be a good start, and would also explain a few things....
38. Ferdinand Narcos - June 27, 2008 7:27 PM
I came.
39. tom low - June 27, 2008 7:36 PM
hey amy, if you read this, i am ten years older than you,i am not a vip or rich, but when i die (hopefully far away in the future)' i want you to sing on my grave and i need your confidence to dry the tears of my friends... please give life a chance...you are never alone ! in big respect to your art , tom low
40. HuckyDucky - June 27, 2008 8:15 PM
I was drunk when I snapped the picture.
41. surlywench - June 27, 2008 8:33 PM
Looks like she's starting the weekend off right: One hand full of booze the other a box of rolling papers.
Well done, Amy.
42. Amazed and Confused - June 27, 2008 9:47 PM
Winehouse knows TECHNOLOGY????
Oh yeah, here's the Mandela Concert:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Hu9OavX3jQ
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tcmGGuwAoJs
43. joni - June 27, 2008 10:03 PM
...amy baby hold on.....i love your unassuming ways and your lack of
pretention. I want you to thrive in this world....I hope thriving might become
your new addiction. You are the most unique celeb of the 21st century.....
..you are a centurian Amy and you have a mind of your own and that is
rare in this world where people need to be lead. You have the rarest
qualities of any celeb ever....ever...and i love you so very much.
44. redsonja1313 - June 28, 2008 1:09 AM
so what is the over/under
a Sid & Nancy Death
or give the sandwich choice: bloated Elvis overdose death on a toilet ???
she is back to the top of my death list..cha-ching
45. tc - June 28, 2008 4:06 AM
YUK! Phish fancies monkey-crack-whore-features.
46. bibi - June 28, 2008 6:59 AM
hellooooo , look at the bottles in her hand
47. wet newspaper - June 28, 2008 9:16 AM
I'd hit it.
48. Amy Winehouse fan - June 28, 2008 11:41 AM
Amy Winehouse looks like she is on the mend and that is probably to do with the police arrests as she will not want to go to jail.
She can't spend her money on drugs in jail......
Actually she'd probably like jail alot come to think of it.
Go girl Amy!
49. gerard Vandenberg - June 28, 2008 12:59 PM
PLEASE BE PATIENT!!
50. CAN YOU GET ANY FRIGGIN UGLIER AND GROSS? - June 28, 2008 3:48 PM
God, I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY DON'T CARE ANYMORE.
I don't give a flying shit. Die or don't die, OD or don't, sing or sling burgers. Who cares.
If she didn't sing and have hit records, she'd be just another stupid, hopeless, ugly junkie on the streets of London. She's completely pathetic. I NEVER say things like this (with the exception of Doherty), but it'd be better if she finally just OD's so I can stop seeing pictures of this piece of crap mess.
COMMON JUNKIE.
51. Flavio - June 28, 2008 3:53 PM
yikes, she does not "look good", she's had a shower within the past week, changed clothes, and had about 10 lbs of pancake makeup layered onto her "face". if we had the sideview, there would still be plain evidence of The Plague on the sides of her face. hope she does put on some weight thought, just to keep her from puncturing the next nearly comatose dude/chick she manages to haul back to her lair and crawl on top of...
52. a sanderson - June 29, 2008 11:08 AM
shes looking better. her face looks pretty with a bit of meat on it. the luster of her hair is coming back which says shes eating better and laying off the drugs. her skin is clearing up a bit too. i wish shed stay this way. i cant stand her fug face when shes on drugs
53. meeatu - June 29, 2008 12:05 PM
nice make up help ahaa
u forget to clean those disgusting nails
54. johnny - June 29, 2008 8:00 PM
I lover her tattoos, but the way she looks in these photos its good thing that she can sing.
55. Dominika D - June 29, 2008 8:58 PM
I love this site, your comments are hilarious, can't stop laughing...!!!
Keep up the fun!
56. Rod - June 29, 2008 9:04 PM
Amy Winehouse is not death she is a Psychlo!
57. Danny - June 29, 2008 9:46 PM
Is that hair real or what that is the question that has been bothering me.
58. Daniel - June 29, 2008 9:49 PM
I have one more question, all that money she has and she cant buy a new pair of shoes. Everytime I see a picture of her she is wearing those pink slippers or ballerina shoes.
59. Britney http://ukblackloving.com - June 30, 2008 3:36 AM
i don't like her style.
60. billybobbollockchops - June 30, 2008 3:42 AM
Ugly, nit ridden, scabby, skagged up, smack headed, dirty filthy flea bitten crack whore. I would rather shaft a farmyard animal.
61. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - June 30, 2008 8:40 AM
Not looking like death? Then what's the fucking point?
62. Sam - June 30, 2008 8:59 AM
Do you guys know that she "lashed out" at someone at Glastonbury Festival, Uk??
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7481408.stm
63. The Corrector - June 30, 2008 9:40 AM
"Have I Told You Lately" was WRITTEN AND MADE FAMOUS by Van Morrison in 1989 ...
You are a bunch of douches. Rod Stewart has not done anything original since "Maggie May" in 1972 - other than bang Teenage Models.
64. The Corrector - June 30, 2008 9:41 AM
"Have I Told You Lately" was WRITTEN AND MADE FAMOUS by Van Morrison in 1989 ...
You are a bunch of douches. Rod Stewart has not done anything original since "Maggie May" in 1972 - other than bang Teenage Models.
65. The Corrector - June 30, 2008 9:42 AM
"Have I Told You Lately" was WRITTEN AND MADE FAMOUS by Van Morrison in 1989 ...
You are a bunch of douches. Rod Stewart has not done anything original since "Maggie May" in 1972 - other than bang Teenage Models.
66. The Corrector - June 30, 2008 9:42 AM
"Have I Told You Lately" was WRITTEN AND MADE FAMOUS by Van Morrison in 1989 ...
You are a bunch of douches. Rod Stewart has not done anything original since "Maggie May" in 1972 - other than bang Teenage Models.
67. The Corrector - June 30, 2008 9:44 AM
Sorry for the apparent floodings. The comments take so long to log ... !
68. FunkyReloaded - June 30, 2008 10:04 AM
Actually, she has looked even skinnier, but recently put on some (little) weight.
This girl has got so many problems, they even say she is wearing diapers.